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Question for the non-religious posters

Rubato GarciaRubato Garcia Posts: 4,787 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited February 2013 in R & R (Religion and Race)
How do you politely decline an invitation to church? I hate when muhfuckas do this shit and it's usually somebody from work. It puts me in a shitty position because I know they genuinely think they're doing something nice. But I'm also not about to explain why I don't wanna go play make believe with some grown ass people, mind ya business hoe. Suggestions? Cause I know it's bound to happen again and again.
Melanin_Enriched damobb2deeptha bause
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  • Rubato GarciaRubato Garcia Posts: 4,787 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Plap Star wrote: »
    man the fuck up and say no nigga

    And become the antisocial disgruntled nigga in the office...I work with white folks mostly
  • Trollio Trollio Trollololololololololol Posts: 25,169 ✭✭✭✭✭
    tell them you busy cooking at the womans shelter to help
    The Hacker. Top Cat. Tex. Wishbone Jones. George Costanza.
    Dirty SanchezAjackson17
  • BoldChildBoldChild Born alone, die alone. Posts: 11,415 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lie

    "......................."

    And make sure to make it creative enough, and believable enough to the point where it wont get suspicious when you keep turning them down.
    SleepwalkingInJapan
  • BoldChildBoldChild Born alone, die alone. Posts: 11,415 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Another piece of advice.

    Never lie about being at anything public as a cover up.
    Ajackson17
  • JusDre313JusDre313 ∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ Panhandling on Davidson... #sparesomechangePosts: 4,642 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How do you politely decline an invitation to church? I hate when muhfuckas do this shit and it's usually somebody from work. It puts me in a shitty position because I know they genuinely think they're doing something nice. But I'm also not about to explain why I don't wanna go play make believe with some grown ass people, mind ya business hoe. Suggestions? Cause I know it's bound to happen again and again.

    Nigga just tell em you straight.. besides no one should be talking that church shit to u at work anyway.. Im one of the few brothers in my office too. "nice way"; No thx im good...

    My way; Man fuck outta here
    Rubato Garcia
  • Disciplined InSightDisciplined InSight The Clairvoyant One.... Posts: 13,478 ✭✭✭✭✭
    darkone360 wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    man the fuck up and say no nigga

    And become the antisocial disgruntled nigga in the office...I work with white folks mostly


    ...and you care about what your coworkers think of you b/c??

    You gotta politick to climb the payscale nigga

    Ass kissing?
    To be a real hood you need more than just a gun. You need ideas.

    tumblr_m9zas2KcdZ1rnneano1_1280.gif
    Rubato Garcia
  • Rubato GarciaRubato Garcia Posts: 4,787 ✭✭✭✭✭
    BoldChild wrote: »
    Another piece of advice.

    Never lie about being at anything public as a cover up.

    Care to elaborate?

  • BoldChildBoldChild Born alone, die alone. Posts: 11,415 ✭✭✭✭✭
    They slick too...first hit you with "Hey what do you have planned for the weekend?"

    And if you slip up and say "Ah, I don't really know"

    They get that look like

    grinch.gif

    Cause they know they got you right where they want you

    Add "Aside from the usual", that gives you some breathing space.
    Recaptimus_Prime360
  • Rubato GarciaRubato Garcia Posts: 4,787 ✭✭✭✭✭
    darkone360 wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    man the fuck up and say no nigga

    And become the antisocial disgruntled nigga in the office...I work with white folks mostly


    ...and you care about what your coworkers think of you b/c??

    You gotta politick to climb the payscale nigga

    Ass kissing?

    Not at all, but not alienating otherwise decent people either
  • BoldChildBoldChild Born alone, die alone. Posts: 11,415 ✭✭✭✭✭
    BoldChild wrote: »
    Another piece of advice.

    Never lie about being at anything public as a cover up.

    Care to elaborate?

    It was more of a response to N64, even though it as a joek post.

    Say you lie about going to somebody else church, working a part time job, helping out with some youth program, etc.

    That opens up a can of worms, next thing you know they'll be like, "Word, I know such such who be there to, do you know them?"

    Or, "Man, I was at that church last Sunday, and I ain't see you."

    Or, "I go there every weekend, and I don't never see you."

    etc.

    My go to lie

    "Ah, my cousin and I always do some family stuff around that time, or something like that. It's something they can't easily follow up on, and I can use it as an excuse in the future if someone ask the same thing.
    Rubato Garcia
  • 7figz7figz Still don’t nothing move but the money Posts: 14,692 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Plap Star wrote: »
    man the fuck up and say no nigga

    And become the antisocial disgruntled nigga in the office...I work with white folks mostly

    Tell'em you muslim.

    Real shit though, I just say "no thanks". If they ask me again, I just look at 'em.

    After that, I'm emailing HR.
    Olorun22Rubato Garcia
  • kzzlkzzl Posts: 7,413 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2013
    Chicks be like, "Kzzl, you should come to church with me this weekend". Homies be like, "Man, bruh. We aughta get up and go to church in the morning". Mama be like, "You need to be in church more often".

    I reply with one of these...

    1. "The fuck I'mma do in there?"
    2. "The fuck I look like in a church?"
    3. "Fuck that. I don't pray."
    4. "Nigga, I'm getting drunk this weekend. Fuck that shit."
    5. "What the fuck for?"
    6. "Nigga, I ain't getting up in the morning for shit. It's the weekend."

    So and so forth. I leave the curse words out when talking to moms though. Co-workers, I say the same thing with no fucks given. No need to sugar coat shit in industrial work, foul language and assholes a plenty.
    tha bausesoul rattlerDirty Sanchezjono
  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher Make Reasonable Choices. H. E. Double Hockey SticksPosts: 49,812 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I just say no thanks, maybe something later in the day. if they ask why just be honest, say your not a believer and wouldnt want to go to something you have no faith in.

    If they think less of you because you dont believe they can fuck right off.
    Dirty Sanchez
  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 21,544 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How do you politely decline an invitation to church?

    Just say "no thank you."
    deadeye
    So, you're mad because I quoted a post.....that included a scantily clad pic of you......that you sent to another man.....while both of you are supposed to be in committed relationships with other people?

    Hilarious.
    June 12 Delete


    MsSouthern
    just messy ...smh
    June 12



    deadeye
    You can call me messy, but you can't say I was lying about anything I said.
    June 12 Delete


    MzGrahamBitches
    gtfoff my page and mind your fucking business old man.


    Oh wait, you have no business which is why you stalk various females on the internet tryibg to interject yourself into their business.

    Fuck off.
    June 12


    deadeye
    Most of your business is public knowledge Kathryn.

    You should learn to exercise more discretion.

    You're too old to continuously find yourself in compromising situations.

    I'm extremely disappointed in your behavior and expect much better of you in the future.

    With compassion, concern, sincerity, and due diligence.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    I hope you die of old age tonight.
    June 12

    deadeye
    That's a horrible thing to say.

    I'm sorry you feel that way Kathryn.

    However, I've never heard of anyone dying of old age at 43.

    My words must've really hit home for you to want me to die tonight.

    I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

    Instead of wishing me death, your time would be better served reflecting on your past transgressions and thinking about what steps you can take to improve yourself.
    June 12 Delete


    Dirty Sanchez
    kat caught feelings
    June 12

    deadeye
    Indeed she did.

    Definitely not your usual white woman.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    Titanagraphs but I caught feelings..ok.

    Type me another one pops.
    June 12


    deadeye
    You wished death upon me Kathryn.

    Solely because I quoted a post which featured you in a bathrobe with your privates partially exposed.

    A pic that would have never been publicly accessible had it not been for your carelessness and bad judgement.

    Essentially, you want me to die for your mistakes.

    Smarten up Kathryn.

    If anyone caught feelings it's you.

    This is just entertainment for me.
    June 12 Delete




    @deadeye nah mate, fuck off, I literally hate seeing your name in my notifications because I know it's your FUCKING LIST. I'm tired of being @'d to some thread because of your shitty list, makes me just want to punch you in your fat fucking face.

    You're a digrace to creepset and 'mature' black men the world over.

    Fuck your entire existence.


    You are a plain idiot. Since you cannot give birth nor have a proper sense of enduring and suffering you cannot understand my post.

    @Westie has put her life on the line several times to give life. I wish I had an ounce of that courage, endurance and resiliance.

    Peace
    MzKB
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ology Posts: 62,731 ✭✭✭✭✭
    darkone360 wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    man the fuck up and say no nigga

    And become the antisocial disgruntled nigga in the office...I work with white folks mostly


    ...and you care about what your coworkers think of you b/c??

    You gotta politick to climb the payscale nigga

    Not necessarily. The work you do will speak for you. Not your coworkers. You refusing to go to church wit them had no correlation wit what you do in the office.

    That's outside activity.
    AGSN: OUR MOVEMENT STILL CONTINUES.
  • Just tell them niggas no. If they ask why tell them you don't feel like it...stare at them for a few minutes and then walk off. Fuck em.
    Dirty SanchezOlorun22
  • Just tell them niggas no. If they ask why tell them you don't feel like it...stare at them for a few minutes and then walk off. Fuck em.
    Dirty Sanchez
  • ShizlanskyShizlansky Posts: 33,744 ✭✭✭✭✭
    They slick too...first hit you with "Hey what do you have planned for the weekend?"

    And if you slip up and say "Ah, I don't really know"

    They get that look like

    grinch.gif

    Cause they know they got you right where they want you

    Gave you a goat cuz that's my alltime favorite gif.
    (Really though?)
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