Question for the non-religious posters

Rubato GarciaRubato Garcia Posts: 4,046 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited February 2013 in R & R (Religion and Race)
How do you politely decline an invitation to church? I hate when muhfuckas do this shit and it's usually somebody from work. It puts me in a shitty position because I know they genuinely think they're doing something nice. But I'm also not about to explain why I don't wanna go play make believe with some grown ass people, mind ya business hoe. Suggestions? Cause I know it's bound to happen again and again.
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  • Rubato GarciaRubato Garcia Posts: 4,046 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Plap Star wrote: »
    man the fuck up and say no nigga

    And become the antisocial disgruntled nigga in the office...I work with white folks mostly
  • Trollio Trollio Trollololololololololol Posts: 21,596 ✭✭✭✭✭
    tell them you busy cooking at the womans shelter to help
    Dirty SanchezAjackson17
  • BoldChildBoldChild Born alone, die alone. Posts: 11,366 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lie

    "......................."

    And make sure to make it creative enough, and believable enough to the point where it wont get suspicious when you keep turning them down.
    SleepwalkingInJapan
  • BoldChildBoldChild Born alone, die alone. Posts: 11,366 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Another piece of advice.

    Never lie about being at anything public as a cover up.
    Ajackson17
  • JusDre313JusDre313 i love the ic and id die for this shit The DPosts: 3,094 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How do you politely decline an invitation to church? I hate when muhfuckas do this shit and it's usually somebody from work. It puts me in a shitty position because I know they genuinely think they're doing something nice. But I'm also not about to explain why I don't wanna go play make believe with some grown ass people, mind ya business hoe. Suggestions? Cause I know it's bound to happen again and again.

    Nigga just tell em you straight.. besides no one should be talking that church shit to u at work anyway.. Im one of the few brothers in my office too. "nice way"; No thx im good...

    My way; Man fuck outta here
    Rubato Garcia
  • Disciplined InSightDisciplined InSight The Clairvoyant One.... Posts: 13,011 ✭✭✭✭✭
    darkone360 wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    man the fuck up and say no nigga

    And become the antisocial disgruntled nigga in the office...I work with white folks mostly


    ...and you care about what your coworkers think of you b/c??

    You gotta politick to climb the payscale nigga

    Ass kissing?
    Rubato Garcia
  • Rubato GarciaRubato Garcia Posts: 4,046 ✭✭✭✭✭
    BoldChild wrote: »
    Another piece of advice.

    Never lie about being at anything public as a cover up.

    Care to elaborate?

  • BoldChildBoldChild Born alone, die alone. Posts: 11,366 ✭✭✭✭✭
    They slick too...first hit you with "Hey what do you have planned for the weekend?"

    And if you slip up and say "Ah, I don't really know"

    They get that look like

    grinch.gif

    Cause they know they got you right where they want you

    Add "Aside from the usual", that gives you some breathing space.
    Recaptimus_Prime360
  • Rubato GarciaRubato Garcia Posts: 4,046 ✭✭✭✭✭
    darkone360 wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    man the fuck up and say no nigga

    And become the antisocial disgruntled nigga in the office...I work with white folks mostly


    ...and you care about what your coworkers think of you b/c??

    You gotta politick to climb the payscale nigga

    Ass kissing?

    Not at all, but not alienating otherwise decent people either
  • BoldChildBoldChild Born alone, die alone. Posts: 11,366 ✭✭✭✭✭
    BoldChild wrote: »
    Another piece of advice.

    Never lie about being at anything public as a cover up.

    Care to elaborate?

    It was more of a response to N64, even though it as a joek post.

    Say you lie about going to somebody else church, working a part time job, helping out with some youth program, etc.

    That opens up a can of worms, next thing you know they'll be like, "Word, I know such such who be there to, do you know them?"

    Or, "Man, I was at that church last Sunday, and I ain't see you."

    Or, "I go there every weekend, and I don't never see you."

    etc.

    My go to lie

    "Ah, my cousin and I always do some family stuff around that time, or something like that. It's something they can't easily follow up on, and I can use it as an excuse in the future if someone ask the same thing.
    Rubato Garcia
  • 7figz7figz Ig'nant Posts: 11,343 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Plap Star wrote: »
    man the fuck up and say no nigga

    And become the antisocial disgruntled nigga in the office...I work with white folks mostly

    Tell'em you muslim.

    Real shit though, I just say "no thanks". If they ask me again, I just look at 'em.

    After that, I'm emailing HR.
    En-Fuego22Rubato Garcia
  • kzzlkzzl Posts: 5,815 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2013
    Chicks be like, "Kzzl, you should come to church with me this weekend". Homies be like, "Man, bruh. We aughta get up and go to church in the morning". Mama be like, "You need to be in church more often".

    I reply with one of these...

    1. "The fuck I'mma do in there?"
    2. "The fuck I look like in a church?"
    3. "Fuck that. I don't pray."
    4. "Nigga, I'm getting drunk this weekend. Fuck that shit."
    5. "What the fuck for?"
    6. "Nigga, I ain't getting up in the morning for shit. It's the weekend."

    So and so forth. I leave the curse words out when talking to moms though. Co-workers, I say the same thing with no fucks given. No need to sugar coat shit in industrial work, foul language and assholes a plenty.
    tha bausesoul rattlerDirty Sanchezjono
  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher One Cold Ass Honkey It's Cold, AlaskaPosts: 28,689 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I just say no thanks, maybe something later in the day. if they ask why just be honest, say your not a believer and wouldnt want to go to something you have no faith in.

    If they think less of you because you dont believe they can fuck right off.
    Dirty Sanchez
  • deadeyedeadeye Old Nigga Extraordinaire In my basement fapping to chunky fat Kat pics.Posts: 12,284 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How do you politely decline an invitation to church?

    Just say "no thank you."
    MzKB
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Phat Bootyologist Posts: 41,302 ✭✭✭✭✭
    darkone360 wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    man the fuck up and say no nigga

    And become the antisocial disgruntled nigga in the office...I work with white folks mostly


    ...and you care about what your coworkers think of you b/c??

    You gotta politick to climb the payscale nigga

    Not necessarily. The work you do will speak for you. Not your coworkers. You refusing to go to church wit them had no correlation wit what you do in the office.

    That's outside activity.
  • Just tell them niggas no. If they ask why tell them you don't feel like it...stare at them for a few minutes and then walk off. Fuck em.
    Dirty SanchezEn-Fuego22
  • Just tell them niggas no. If they ask why tell them you don't feel like it...stare at them for a few minutes and then walk off. Fuck em.
    Dirty Sanchez
  • ShizlanskyShizlansky Nothing better then being a father. Posts: 20,840 ✭✭✭✭✭
    They slick too...first hit you with "Hey what do you have planned for the weekend?"

    And if you slip up and say "Ah, I don't really know"

    They get that look like

    grinch.gif

    Cause they know they got you right where they want you

    Gave you a goat cuz that's my alltime favorite gif.
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