"Jesus called me a Ni**er and made me cry like a F*gg*t"

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5 days before I preached a sermon on homosexuality, I got this comment on my blog.
“Keep your phony ass biggot bullshit and you pious sense of higher status to yourself you price of trash. You can try to stop me all you want but you are still a nigger and a cult leading fag. No wonder your father didn’t see you for 11 years. Who would be proud of their nigger son starting a cult.” -Jesus.
I tell you what, I’ve never felt so hated. I wish I could say I his words bounced off me like bullets on superman cause I was wearing my spiritual cape but I can’t.
Nope. No super spiritual response here.
Just a discouraged pastor who wanted to crawl up in a hole and not come out. I know I won’t get any “hall of faith” votes for saying this but I honestly wanted to quit ministry, life, Jesus and everything.
All because some Internet troll blasted me on my blog. And on twitter. Then on my blog again after bypassing my filter. Then on a new twitter account after I blocked the first one. Then back to my blog on a new IP address. One last twitter account. How about more blog comments?
Over and over again Jesus (as he called himself) berated me and called me the ‘n word’ more times than I care to remember. Over 50 comments later, I was sitting in a corner balling my eyes out because I felt so hated by “Jesus”.
In desperation I prayed for Jesus to make “Jesus” go away.
I asked for him to make me feel better, but he didn’t. Jesus didn’t make me feel better, no, he did something better. He said…
“Now you know what it sometimes “feels” like to be gay. Now you know what the gay community has to face from family/neighbors/the church.”
And BOOM, just like that, God blind-sided me with a 100m/hr curve ball that literally left me breathless and in tears.
It’s like God used the words of an ignorant troll to cut open my heart open then he filled it with love for the gay community.
I literally didn’t know what to do but cry and say sorry.
“I’m sorry”
That’s how I started my sermon on homosexuality 5 days after “Jesus” trolled me online.

The Holy Spirit trollin now!! Lol
Read the rest here: http://www.prodigalmagazine.com/jesus-called-me-the-n-word/
VIBEunspoken_respectKarl.Michael_MaliceGettinLo
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  • NoirNoir Queen. No peasants formed against me shall prosper. Y'all hoes got something to say? Speak up, I can't hear your scary ass.Posts: 26,246 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Shit sounds real ass fuck.
    SneakDZAblackgod813
  • AllergensAllergens Da Sky Be DA Same Shade As Heaven chill modePosts: 15,390 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2013
    woulda hit good lord with one of these





    you-mad.gif
    Go figure
  • VIBEVIBE Awww Yeeaah! Posts: 40,000 ✭✭✭✭✭
    God is a sneaky lil devil.
    SneakDZAAllergens
  • SneakDZASneakDZA Just a guy Posts: 7,644 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lechic wrote: »
    Shit sounds real ass fuck.

    can't tell if that's a typo.
    unspoken_respectValentinez A. KaiserDMTxTHC
  • Over and over again Jesus (as he called himself) berated me and called me the ‘n word’ more times than I care to remember. Over 50 comments later, I was sitting in a corner balling my eyes out because I felt so hated by “Jesus”.
    In desperation I prayed for Jesus to make “Jesus” go away.

    Shit had me dying!!
    unspoken_respectVIBEStoneColdMikeymiamivice305
  • unspoken_respectunspoken_respect I smell tittys Posts: 8,981 ✭✭✭✭✭
    GOAT title btw
    bubbaclotblackgod813miamivice305
  • KushingtonKushington Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.
    I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.
    But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.
    People cant change the way God made them.
    I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

    VIBEzombie
  • zombiezombie Posts: 13,008 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kushington wrote: »
    Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.
    I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.
    But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.
    People cant change the way God made them.
    I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

    Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?
    PK_TK_187gnsblackgod813
  • VIBEVIBE Awww Yeeaah! Posts: 40,000 ✭✭✭✭✭
    zombie wrote: »
    Kushington wrote: »
    Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.
    I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.
    But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.
    People cant change the way God made them.
    I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

    Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

    You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

    Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.
    PK_TK_187unspoken_respectEn-Fuego22Dr.ChemixBodhi
  • J-GUTTAJ-GUTTA Posts: 8,251 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Respectfully @ Kush wtf is this shit yo. You recently find religion or some shit?
    StoneColdMikey
  • zombiezombie Posts: 13,008 ✭✭✭✭✭
    VIBE wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    Kushington wrote: »
    Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.
    I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.
    But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.
    People cant change the way God made them.
    I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

    Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

    You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

    Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.

    If I can resist cheating on my wife, a fag can resist assfucking another man. Homosexuality is a behavior and can be resisted and unlearned.

    No excuses
    PK_TK_187VIBEgnsDr.ChemixDisciplined InSightWhoisDonG???Dirty SanchezBodhi
  • PK_TK_187PK_TK_187 Posts: 2,240
    zombie wrote: »
    VIBE wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    Kushington wrote: »
    Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.
    I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.
    But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.
    People cant change the way God made them.
    I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

    Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

    You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

    Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.

    If I can resist cheating on my wife, a fag can resist assfucking another man. Homosexuality is a behavior and can be resisted and unlearned.

    No excuses

    what do the two have to do with each other?
    two men can do more than just "assfuck" each other
  • unspoken_respectunspoken_respect I smell tittys Posts: 8,981 ✭✭✭✭✭
    J-GUTTA wrote: »
    Respectfully @ Kush wtf is this shit yo. You recently find religion or some shit?

    No one knows
  • KushingtonKushington Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @zombie

    Im not going to judge people anymore, thats the main point I was trying to make.
    I also previously mentioned how I dont use the b-word, n-word or other offensive words anymore, so I wont be using the f-word anymore because its offensive to gay people. Assuming that gay people were born gay, that would indicate God created them that way and they should be accepted like anyone else.
    What someone else does in the privacy of their home and who they do it with is not my concern or my business, the Bible says mind your own affairs and dont judge others. Im not trying to change the way you feel because you have your own mind and opinions, but only God can judge a person.
  • zombiezombie Posts: 13,008 ✭✭✭✭✭
    zombie wrote: »
    VIBE wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    Kushington wrote: »
    Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.
    I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.
    But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.
    People cant change the way God made them.
    I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

    Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

    You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

    Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.

    If I can resist cheating on my wife, a fag can resist assfucking another man. Homosexuality is a behavior and can be resisted and unlearned.

    No excuses
    Wack analogy b, you'd have to resist fucking women for your entire life for it to be an equivalent comparison.

    What I am trying to say is wrong is wrong no matter how you are born. It is wrong to cheat on your wife and it is also wrong to fuck men. Period.
  • zombie wrote: »
    VIBE wrote: »
    zombie wrote: »
    Kushington wrote: »
    Obviously thats not the real Jesus Christ, and this is intended to be a humorous thread. But Ima keep it trill.
    I used to be ignorant, bigoted, and say derogatory things in regards to gay people.
    But as a Christian, Ive learned to accept people as they are, because thats what Jesus would do.
    People cant change the way God made them.
    I would envision that its similar to the things Ive experienced being Black, something that you cant control but some people judge you for it.

    Being a faggot is nothing like being black. We are made with the power to resist our sexual desires, we can't reject our skin. Are you going to embrace a liar for his lies?

    You can't reject homosexuality, you're born that way.

    Don't be mad at humans, be mad at "god" for that.

    If I can resist cheating on my wife, a fag can resist assfucking another man. Homosexuality is a behavior and can be resisted and unlearned.

    No excuses

    Soooo the only reason you don't cheat on your wife is because her anal game is the shit?
    Supreme_GentlemanEn-Fuego22
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