When Is It Time To Divorce Your Barber?

MazterChef · February 4

?

Plap Star · February 4

when you grow dreads

DROSAIN_BOLT · February 4

SHIDDD...

WHEN U AINT HAPPY WITH YOUR SERVICE...

I DONE HAD TO CUTT 2 BARBERS OFF THIS YEAR, N/H

ONLY REASON I GO TO A BARBER SHOP IS BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO A RAZON LINE, OTHER THAN THAT, I CAN CUTT MY OWN HAIR

HAF BAYKED · February 4

i been to the barber shop maybe 3 times in the past 2 years.....and thats only b/c i wanted a bald fade or just wanted my edge extra tight.....other than that i got it myself

CopperKing · February 4

when u learn how to cut ur own hair

a.mann · February 4

when he consistently @blazini

your edge up

lord_infamous · February 4

Shit i love my barber... older chick from Uraguy thats used to cutting black and latino hair... i get the razor, clippers and hot face scrub...not to mention that she let me skip some people on the low and hits me with the electric back massager... Titties be all resting on my eye lids while she reaches over to shave me....damn i love Juanna

That said, i'm pretty loyal to my barbers... i used to travel 1.5 hours one way from BX to Brownsville for my cuts every other Sunday... the only reason i stopped going to pops was because he was an old ass man with a mad irregular schedule... i'd travel all that way and sometimes the shop wouldn't even be open. The phone only worked half the time so calling was out. i'd be making that trip to this day if they could get their shit togther,,, thats what would make me cut my barber off

galaxy_1221 · February 4

when you go bald

whitecracker · February 4

when you get that wayne brady

MazterChef · February 4

whitecracker wrote: »

when you get that wayne brady

oh then i guess i gotta leave

gem$tone · February 4

Funny shit when you run into them on the streets and they like "when you coming to see me so I could fix you up?"

BlackGerald · February 4

I've never divorced my barber. i went to the same one for like 10 years til he moved down to Atlanta. I only go to Jamaicans barbers

MazterChef · February 4

Skyler White wrote: »

Apparently the new barber had pushed his hairline farther back than the coasts of Louisiana

HA!

pralims · February 4

when the nigga is outside the shop or on the phone more than he is cutting hair.

i swear niggas forget they have jobs an they wonder how the arabs and chinks come in to take the cuttin jobs.

Plap Star · February 4

i dont kno not one nigga that lets a arab or chink cut they hair

you must be a cracka

DROSAIN_BOLT · February 4

WHATS HARDER IS WHEN YOU GO TO ANOTHER BARBER IN THE SAME SHOP....

YOUR EX BARBER SEES YOU, SPEAKS.. YOU SPEAK BACK AND KEEP WALKING PAST HIS CHAIR,

THAT NIGGA GIVE YOU THE

LOOK!!

John_Blazini · February 4

A.Mann you barber has to vaccumn your line up before cuts ancient ass nigga

atribecalledgabi · February 4

whitecracker wrote: »

when you get that wayne brady

i would only imagine there's only so much a barber can do with that canvas tho...they just work with what's already there...or not there.

pralims · February 4

Plap Star wrote: »

i dont kno not one nigga that lets a arab or chink cut they hair

you must be a cracka

The point is that the option is there.
Why are they even considered?

You really need to get out the Hood.

leftcoastkev · February 4

Skyler White wrote: »

I didnt know the relationship between the barber & black man was that serious until my husband's longtime barber got locked up for a long time

He called me earlier that day & told me he was going to another barber

I came home and he had shaved his head LOL

Yeah, it's that serious.

A nigga will be late for work, dinner, to pick up they kids, to see their girl, and so on, but will be on time, prompt, and punctual about a barber appointment. Can't fuck that up. Calling or sending text messages like "I'm running late 5 minutes, in traffic brah" lol. You can believe that.

Getting your haircut by a new barber is like rolling the dice. I be all on the Internet looking at Yelp reviews and hoping the cat gotta Youtube page where he show off his work like "where yo references, nigga?"

nawledge_god · February 4

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

pralims · February 5

nawledge_god wrote: »

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

Very powerful words.
But thats more for cheating and crime though.....lol

a.mann · February 5

anyway after several false starts, trail & error, disappointment & mental anguish

I finally got 2 competent barbers on deck

blackgod813 · February 5

Im payin 20 every week not to mention my facial hair is on some miracle grow shit....i got three barbers but ill let anyone kut my hair once

J-GUTTA · February 5

I literally haven't cut my hair in 6 years, But I go to get my beard and goat tee lined up. Nothing like a barber that can do the smooth fade on a beard. I'll stop going when they try to give me the papi chulo beard thin line shit.

jono · February 5

I'm 28 and has had 1 haircut in 10 years. I started growing my shit out after a shitty barber left me with the young juvenile haircut

Started growing my shit ASAP, then cut it bout 2 years ago to start my locks from scratch.

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