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You're in HR, would you bring this South Korean for an interview after reading his cover letter?

Young_ChitlinYoung_Chitlin YCN Chief/FCC Member/#RedVelvetSquad Member/IC Task Force GeneralASUville, PhoenixPosts: 22,047 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited February 2013 in For The Grown & Sexy
This South Korean Job Seeker’s Emotional Cover Letter Puts Your Grammatically Correct CV to Shame

By: Neetzan Zimmerman

A candid cover letter penned by a South Korean job seeker is getting some serious attention today.

Not because of how polished it is. Quite the contrary: It is riddled with grammatical errors, having likely been translated verbatim from the author's mother tongue.

Still, through the broken English, a clear portrait of a hardworking, hard-feeling wild bear lifter emerges.

In all seriousness, his passion, ambition, and, perhaps most importantly, willingness to work without pay for an indefinite period of time make him an ideal candidate.

If you're looking for someone who has service, retail, manufacturing, and farming experience and can run faster than a train, you'd be hard-pressed to find someone better.

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¡No contaban con mi astucia!
5 Grand wrote: »
I see a lot of people saying they'd "give" family members money.

Thats not what you want to do.

You want to set up a trust fund so they get a monthly payment. You can set up a trust fund so your mother gets, say, $10,000 a month for the rest of her life. According to my math, $10,000 per month for 20 years is $2.4 million. That's better than giving her $2.4 million up front because she can blow it all in a matter of days and then she'll want more and you'd feel obligated to give it to her.

So if you win, don't "give" anybody anything. Set up a trust fund.

Now that I think about it, I could set up a trust fund for my brother. I'd give him $10,000 a month. He's about 45 now so $10,000 per month for 40 years is only $4.8 million. That makes more sense than giving him the money in one lump sum.

AggyAF wrote: »
Anyone else think it's crazy only about 10 posters regularly post here and we got damn near 500 pages?

All the other sports threads on here are people with hobbies. This is football - the beautiful game. We eat, sleep and drink football.

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You're in HR, would you bring this South Korean for an interview after reading his cover letter? 27 votes

Yes
62%
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No
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  • Joker_De_La_LoverJoker_De_La_Lover PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES Working On My LowriderPosts: 43,054 Regulator
    Fuck you, I'm a mod
  • Ajackson17Ajackson17 On the shoulders of Giants and Elders in history UniversePosts: 22,334 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2013
    Yes
    He kills bears and is faster than a train, suitable for assassination of negrodrials
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  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 49,012 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If I had a job for him that didn't require English skills, absolutely.
    Young StefKai
  • Rubato GarciaRubato Garcia Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2013
    No
    If the job requires talking to customers then hell no...otherwise it depends if I have another employee fluent in Korean to translate
  • nawledge_godnawledge_god DJ Kat Show shirt wearin' ass nigga Chiraq RefugeePosts: 5,427 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yes
    This Yellow Nigga Will Be Cleaning My J's With A Toothbrush For Free
    KatMeta_ConsciousLUClENChi Snow
  • UPTOWNUPTOWN Posts: 13,009 Regulator
    hired on sight!!!!!

    id call an emergency meeting in the break room and everything
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    Niggas fear what they don't understand, hate what they can't conquer.....
    I Guess it's just the theory of man
  • leftcoastkevleftcoastkev Got the eyes of a shark, never cry never blink The Yay, CAPosts: 5,931 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2013
    Yes
    I would. After a suitable candidate has actually been found.

    It'll be one of those lunch interviews to liven up the day. I'd get the whole team together and make it a group interview. Start the interview at ~11:30 in the office professionally, take him out to lunch around 12:15 with the team, make it informal and start asking him about bears and that other shit. Then get back to the office and wrap that shit up real quick. It'll be a riot.

    Then hire the real person.
  • nawledge_godnawledge_god DJ Kat Show shirt wearin' ass nigga Chiraq RefugeePosts: 5,427 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yes
    I'd Hire Him Just To Lift That Wild Bear...I Think That Nigga Overpromised With That One
    SneakDZALUClENRubato GarciaChuchk
  • Rubato GarciaRubato Garcia Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No
    Ajackson17 wrote: »
    But seriously if this guy can do what he says he can do, why the fuck would he work at a call center, he should apply for the UFC.

    Basically...dude is illiterate and a liar
    Ajackson17
  • 1of11of1 Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Didn't read.

    Fuck this epic resume/cover letter trend of the past month.

    If my nigger ass doesn't have one that is appropriate I'm told to change it.

    Fuck you all.
    Young_Chitlinnawledge_god
  • Young_ChitlinYoung_Chitlin YCN Chief/FCC Member/#RedVelvetSquad Member/IC Task Force General ASUville, PhoenixPosts: 22,047 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yes
    Didn't read.

    Fuck this epic resume/cover letter trend of the past month.

    If my nigger ass doesn't have one that is appropriate I'm told to change it.

    Fuck you all.

    Why are you emotional?
    ¡No contaban con mi astucia!
    5 Grand wrote: »
    I see a lot of people saying they'd "give" family members money.

    Thats not what you want to do.

    You want to set up a trust fund so they get a monthly payment. You can set up a trust fund so your mother gets, say, $10,000 a month for the rest of her life. According to my math, $10,000 per month for 20 years is $2.4 million. That's better than giving her $2.4 million up front because she can blow it all in a matter of days and then she'll want more and you'd feel obligated to give it to her.

    So if you win, don't "give" anybody anything. Set up a trust fund.

    Now that I think about it, I could set up a trust fund for my brother. I'd give him $10,000 a month. He's about 45 now so $10,000 per month for 40 years is only $4.8 million. That makes more sense than giving him the money in one lump sum.

    AggyAF wrote: »
    Anyone else think it's crazy only about 10 posters regularly post here and we got damn near 500 pages?

    All the other sports threads on here are people with hobbies. This is football - the beautiful game. We eat, sleep and drink football.

    hqg-277.gif


    DMTxTHCRubato GarciaKai
  • BoldChildBoldChild Born alone, die alone. Posts: 11,415 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nexon NA might hire him
  • LUClENLUClEN Absence makes the heart grow fonder of someone else Posts: 20,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No
    He put his picture on the cv. Unprofessional as fuck.
    The rapper from linkin park would body the dudes in the xxxtentacion cypher
  • soul rattlersoul rattler Chief Petty Officer of the Ill Community Naval Command HOOYAHPosts: 18,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No
    I've worked with some Asian and Hispanic people who couldn't say more than 5 words of English at a time. They use that shit as an excuse to not pull their weight in the workplace. Fuck 'em.
    do you understand what im getting at?? WHAT WHITE PPL THINK, AND WHAT THEY DEFINE THINGS AS IS NOT THE STANDARD YOU SHOULD BE GOING BY. That is of course, if you are not mentally defeated by the complex of white supremacy, where everything whites do is the "right" way, where having straight hair and lightskin is "beautiful" but dark skin and nappy hair is "ugly"
    You're doing it wrong. You take one and really fuck them up; make an example to the other kids. Like grab the small bitch and gouge her eyes out with your thumbs. Then curb stomp her.
    Wiggars

    I'm too militant
    For you shithead crakkka hoes
    I hope you all die
    spit_fiya
  • Billy_PonchoBilly_Poncho Vox Populi Posts: 22,385 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yes
    Damn right, Asians are the perfect people to watch a store. I've seen robbery vids where them niggas go after armed robbers wit a broken mop handle like their last name is Chevron...
  • major painmajor pain Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭✭
    looks like a standard nigga resume ... @ "please feel me"
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  • buttuh_bbuttuh_b Posts: 12,858 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Depends on the job.
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  • 700700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAPosts: 14,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No
    fuck no

    they wouldnt hire my black ass if i gave em that resume
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?

    b00kie wrote: »
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?
    haha He cool man, I wasn't in the streets but

    He was always lil, like 5'3. But a big mouth, couple times nigga had to square up. At the football game he took that stick the drum major had and cracked a nigga over the head w it and broke the stick

    Nigga was cold on the bball court though, I didn't get that starting spot until he stopped coming to school. School let out at 3 we had to stay till the games at 6 so he used to just rap about whatever people talkin about passng time.

    Then he started hanging w C-Loc and them, rappin/hustling whatever, rarely came to school anymore. When he did he would just be Polo down.... come, counting stacks $ at recess, everybody lookin.

    OH and biology class blunt fell out his ear and the teacher tried to grab it. He twist that lady arm grabbed the blunt off the floor n left. lol
    Far from a groupie...but a Boosie story

    Nga was in the club and I was out and about in another state..I was doing business there and decide to step out...and heard dude was going to be at the club on the radio...Now I don't know dude like that..but again my patnas know dude...I goes to the club..dude has his own section in the club..him and his crew and a few women...I walk up to the area and he comes over and he like you be in B.R. and you be wit such and such and I was like yea..he like mayne what you doing out here..I told him.. he was like..mayne you family come on in V.I.P. and get what you want..you want this..you want that..i was like nah..nga handed me a bottle and told me just to take it...again I don't know dude like that to be gettin a bottle..but the love he showed..I see why ngas love this nga down here so much...so I was leaving the club after he performed..nga was like you good you need bread..you need money on a room..and I was like shocked the nga even reached out like that..and I was like nah.. Nga didn't care who you were..if he fucks wit you..he fucks wit you..that's why alot cats fuck wit the lil nga...




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  • Gold_CertificateGold_Certificate Posts: 13,228 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why the fuck am I in "Human Resources"?

    Fuck them, he's hired.
    ohhhla
  • VIBEVIBE Posts: 52,846 ✭✭✭✭✭
    He can't handle bear, fuck him.

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    texasdaking88
  • nujerz84nujerz84 NJPosts: 15,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sad thing this dude would get hired over people more qualified and who need the job.
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