she hit me up on FB saying she knew me, says she went to school with me. in my head i'm like idk this girl at all. anyways she looks fuckable so i got her number to "see if i remember her"
to make a long story shorter i knew for a fact the school she named i never attended but i just went along with it like there was a possibility. fast forward to we're texting and i ask her when is she gonna invite me over and she says right now is fine
at her apartment and she still thinks she went to school with me im like bish i don't know you at all; she's telling me all these stories about when she was a stripper and the funniest thing she says to me is that she's celibate (shaq face in my head) anyway one thing led to another and we're kissin on the couch and the rest is history