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Random crap you hate doing @ work...

Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ologyPosts: 63,820 ✭✭✭✭✭
TIME MUTHAFREAKIN SHEETS!!!

Why in the hell do these companies makes doin your timesheets SO...DAMN...DIFFICULT! It's always a hassle! Niggas act like they don't wanna pay yo azzz for any overtime you work. Oh and don't let them short you hours on your check!

A lot of folks have unleashed the rage of Kratos @ their job over this. Glad I don't work payroll.
AGSN: OUR MOVEMENT STILL CONTINUES.
dwade206
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  • MeesterMeester Indifferent. Outrage LandPosts: 16,258 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I hate when I'm doing like 3 different things at once and customers decide that's a good time to start a conversation.
    Powered by 9(0)'s sun.
    7figz
  • Billy_PonchoBilly_Poncho Vox Populi Posts: 22,385 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2013
    I hate when muffuckas hide supplies for themselves that they didnt even buy, so I gotta look all over the damn office cause I'm the only one who didn't hoard a stapler...
    a.mannChi SnowYoung Stef
  • southsil4lilsouthsil4lil Short TexasPosts: 9,487 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Salary>>>>>Hourly
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  • Ioniz3dSPIRITZIoniz3dSPIRITZ Posts: 3,985 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Interacting customers unless their attractive women.
    Feelin_Foolay
  • gem$tonegem$tone Posts: 468 ✭✭✭✭
    Having to answer stupid ass questions from anyone coworkers included.


    Classic dumb shit:
    In the lobby someone comes in and asks, "is the second floor upstairs"

    I look, wishing I had something condescendingly clever to respond with.
    dwade206fuc_i_look_likeYoung Stef
  • lord_infamouslord_infamous Posts: 478 ✭✭✭✭
    Specific to my current job:

    1. We are this close to straight robbing our developers. We move the reporting goal posts, hold onto payment until they ask (even then only big guys get paid), and break contract every month. As the guy that signs people, my name is the one they know when they have money issues. It's fucked, on the streets, fucking with ppl's money like this would get the guns out, but some of our devs are so small they just have to bend and take it.

    2. I have to play/check the titles that i sign, so on one of my screens, there should always be a program running. Ppl here know this, but love passing by to look at my screen to see what i'm playing, even if they see me doing like 3 other things at the same time.
  • Dr.ChemixDr.Chemix Posts: 11,823 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The always chipper maphuka who waits at the vending machine looking to drain your lifeforce with boring, useless conversation pertaining to their life. Then they expect you to do the same. Nigga, I'm a doctor, I got work to do.

    The principle, YOUR academics inadmissiable
    You're indefensible, my style is so comprehensible
    Cats take it to heart like a ventricle
    You temporary like a weather pattern
    Forgot. I'm like you never happened
    Don't never say whatever happened to Mos?
    My light shine boast from the East to the Left Coast..


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    dwade206Young Stef
  • texas409texas409 Posts: 20,486 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Oh la laaaa Posts: 21,439 Regulator
    Whiney clients

    Webinars

    Inputting the same info in 3 different systems...its 2013 can't we get one combined system ?????

    Training new employees
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  • Dr.ChemixDr.Chemix Posts: 11,823 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Webinars are fucking terrible

    The principle, YOUR academics inadmissiable
    You're indefensible, my style is so comprehensible
    Cats take it to heart like a ventricle
    You temporary like a weather pattern
    Forgot. I'm like you never happened
    Don't never say whatever happened to Mos?
    My light shine boast from the East to the Left Coast..


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    MsSoutherndwade206
  • stupot0607stupot0607 Posts: 1,914 ✭✭✭
    Phoning clients.

    Any type of dealing with a computer which is used by somebody who doesnt have the slightest fucking clue about computers.

    Any Filing.


  • ceothachosen1ceothachosen1 Posts: 1,037 ✭✭✭
    For some reason I always feel like I have to take a shit when I'm at work. I try to plan ahead and drop a 2 in the morning or the night before but no go.....
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    "aint got a tattoo tear ta show that i'm a killer, just run up on this blow piece and know that i'ma kill ya" - Joe Blow
  • DrMindbender122DrMindbender122 Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭
    For some reason I always feel like I have to take a shit when I'm at work. I try to plan ahead and drop a 2 in the morning or the night before but no go.....

    Cosign this. That shit is the worse feeling ever.

  • konceptjoneskonceptjones Old School Playa Posts: 12,557 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Reports/Documentation/etc - I hate writing, even more so when I'm on a deadline. I'm good at it, but I hate doing it.

    Timesheets were already said, but even when I was a salaried employee we had to do timesheets so we could bill projects properly. Having to remember how much time I spent on a project every day when you're working on 3 or more at a time is ridiculous.

    Can I get fewer meetings in a week?
    i'm not sure which entity leaves people more abused and lost; the Porn Industry or Bad Boy Records.
  • Knives AmilliKnives Amilli Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dealing with my employees. Niggas act like they simple ass job is rocket science.
  • gem$tonegem$tone Posts: 468 ✭✭✭✭
    Muhfukaz that see me in my phone and want to start up long as stories about shit I give two fucks about.
  • gem$tonegem$tone Posts: 468 ✭✭✭✭
    Oh and the worst,
    muhfukaz wit horrid breath complaining about someone else's bad breath.
    Meester
  • Max.Max. Now go home and get your fucking shinebox Posts: 31,960 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How i have to retrain people n dont get extra $ for it

    One my coworkers asks me what fo do everyday its annoying a fuck theres a list

    I made that thread i got somebody clapped for raising that tone i aint fuckn around no more
  • 700700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAPosts: 14,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
    mothafuckas comin up to you to have a long conversation, you at work so you cant tell em to get the fuck out yo face so you gotta listen to stories about they borin ass life
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?

    b00kie wrote: »
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?
    haha He cool man, I wasn't in the streets but

    He was always lil, like 5'3. But a big mouth, couple times nigga had to square up. At the football game he took that stick the drum major had and cracked a nigga over the head w it and broke the stick

    Nigga was cold on the bball court though, I didn't get that starting spot until he stopped coming to school. School let out at 3 we had to stay till the games at 6 so he used to just rap about whatever people talkin about passng time.

    Then he started hanging w C-Loc and them, rappin/hustling whatever, rarely came to school anymore. When he did he would just be Polo down.... come, counting stacks $ at recess, everybody lookin.

    OH and biology class blunt fell out his ear and the teacher tried to grab it. He twist that lady arm grabbed the blunt off the floor n left. lol
    Far from a groupie...but a Boosie story

    Nga was in the club and I was out and about in another state..I was doing business there and decide to step out...and heard dude was going to be at the club on the radio...Now I don't know dude like that..but again my patnas know dude...I goes to the club..dude has his own section in the club..him and his crew and a few women...I walk up to the area and he comes over and he like you be in B.R. and you be wit such and such and I was like yea..he like mayne what you doing out here..I told him.. he was like..mayne you family come on in V.I.P. and get what you want..you want this..you want that..i was like nah..nga handed me a bottle and told me just to take it...again I don't know dude like that to be gettin a bottle..but the love he showed..I see why ngas love this nga down here so much...so I was leaving the club after he performed..nga was like you good you need bread..you need money on a room..and I was like shocked the nga even reached out like that..and I was like nah.. Nga didn't care who you were..if he fucks wit you..he fucks wit you..that's why alot cats fuck wit the lil nga...




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    Kat
  • SocialAssassinRatiSocialAssassinRati Posts: 1,638 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Having to chase people for stupid shit.

    or that one time this guy tried to stab me...but he ended up with a broken arm and missing teeth due to a straight arm bar takedown...

    I hate being handcuffed in what I can technically do to subdue people that start that bs.
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    Max.
  • ChicagoBearsChicagoBears Posts: 758 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Im on lunch break and will vent from my phone. But i fucking hate stupid fucking office politics. I work at a huge firm and shit is the worst. I spent 3 hours on a call last week talking about nothing. Shit barely gets accomplished man. Also, whether you are salaried or hourly you cant escape the gossip. If you try not to gossip, people will begin to wonder about you. Me idgaf I"m out in two years going to bschool, fuck these clowns.
    vince_vince
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