"Hey Beyonce. Hey Jay. Just wanted to stop by and say hello and good luck tonight. I'm a HUGE fan!"
: (I wonder what they're serving on that platter over there
"Ohhhhh....hiiiiiii.....nice to see you. (Not him again
"I just wanted to thank you for that feature you did on my first album. Maybe we can work together on my new album too"
: "mmm hmm. sure....whatever"
(uh oh...husband isn't giving a shit while cameras are on us...time to save face)
"Well....i'm sure that Jay will get in touch with your people as soon as he gets a chance. He'd love to work with you."
(This bitch is cray...why is she saying that when she knows i'd rather make a call and have his work visa revoked than do another verse with him
"mm hmm" (*Crying on the inside and holding back tears
: "Katy, will you hold me in your arms? I need a good cry right now"
(Why is he bothering me? Beyonce and Jay-Z just called me over to talk