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GOAT/WOAT Valentines Day Stories....

StewStew Rap Music Is My ReligionHTTRPosts: 52,069 Regulator
edited February 2013 in For The Grown & Sexy
Have any stories on this made up ass holiday that your girl craves every year? Ever break up with shorty or fuck her on top of the Empire State bldg? Please share.
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  • bull6599bull6599 Posts: 6,638 ✭✭✭✭✭
    my wife gets mad every year because i don't get her nothing and tell her wtf i look like giving somebody else gifts on my birthday

    She can't even be mad at that LOL. Happy B-Day my brotha!

  • lord_infamouslord_infamous Posts: 478 ✭✭✭✭
    Chick bit my lip cause i was late picking her up from school and all around her were chicks with flowers and their men ( i came empty handed).

    I tried to appologize and move forward by saying " You can let it all out on me, so we can enjoy the rest of the day" She leaned in and bit my bottom lip, then ignored me on the trip home ( i still took her uptown like a simp)
  • goodlookinoutgoodlookinout You Bitch You Posts: 5,295 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bought my ex piece a big ass bear and candy last year, she surprised me at work wit a basket of candy and a made a giant heart out of those candy hearts on the hood of my car pretty coo

  • texas409texas409 Posts: 20,826 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lady_Zee wrote: »
    I have never received a Valentine's card bar one my Mum and Dad sent me when I was 11 because I was upset about not receiving one due to being a fat, facially challenged kid, lol.

    So I'm guessing you still don't receive Valentine gifts then
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  • Cutler 26 INT's LOL!Cutler 26 INT's LOL! Posts: 7,703 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yea i was doin young nigga shit lol.
  • shit happensshit happens May da lawd be wit em These hoes lie and these niggas are fakePosts: 10,738 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You bitch niggas is feeling the effects of bring friend zoned

    If you can't get pussy today that speaks volumes about your man hood even these dyke hoes freefuckin today
  • 700700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAPosts: 14,493 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lol at purple gloves

    who he thought you was, one of the dreamgirls lol
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?

    b00kie wrote: »
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?
    haha He cool man, I wasn't in the streets but

    He was always lil, like 5'3. But a big mouth, couple times nigga had to square up. At the football game he took that stick the drum major had and cracked a nigga over the head w it and broke the stick

    Nigga was cold on the bball court though, I didn't get that starting spot until he stopped coming to school. School let out at 3 we had to stay till the games at 6 so he used to just rap about whatever people talkin about passng time.

    Then he started hanging w C-Loc and them, rappin/hustling whatever, rarely came to school anymore. When he did he would just be Polo down.... come, counting stacks $ at recess, everybody lookin.

    OH and biology class blunt fell out his ear and the teacher tried to grab it. He twist that lady arm grabbed the blunt off the floor n left. lol
    Far from a groupie...but a Boosie story

    Nga was in the club and I was out and about in another state..I was doing business there and decide to step out...and heard dude was going to be at the club on the radio...Now I don't know dude like that..but again my patnas know dude...I goes to the club..dude has his own section in the club..him and his crew and a few women...I walk up to the area and he comes over and he like you be in B.R. and you be wit such and such and I was like yea..he like mayne what you doing out here..I told him.. he was like..mayne you family come on in V.I.P. and get what you want..you want this..you want that..i was like nah..nga handed me a bottle and told me just to take it...again I don't know dude like that to be gettin a bottle..but the love he showed..I see why ngas love this nga down here so much...so I was leaving the club after he performed..nga was like you good you need bread..you need money on a room..and I was like shocked the nga even reached out like that..and I was like nah.. Nga didn't care who you were..if he fucks wit you..he fucks wit you..that's why alot cats fuck wit the lil nga...

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  • DNB1DNB1 Still nigga... Posts: 19,687 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2013
  • HustleThaDonHustleThaDon 713 or nothing Houston Posts: 28,552 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I think my worst valentine's day is in progress

    Know your place......
  • SleepwalkingInJapanSleepwalkingInJapan Posts: 11,866 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dont really have any stories either way...

    in the past, i usually use this day as a an excuse to hit it raw
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  • King EraunoKing Erauno Posts: 6,754 ✭✭✭✭✭
    GOAT= anything involving getting pussy, head, or alot of money
  • StewStew Rap Music Is My Religion HTTRPosts: 52,069 Regulator
    I did this Valentines Day thing one time. Went all out and had a good time but never again.
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