DROWORLDPEACE wrote: »
YOU WEREN'T WORTH THAT MUCH TO BE HONEST
representingda203 wrote: »
my wife gets mad every year because i don't get her nothing and tell her wtf i look like giving somebody else gifts on my birthday
Lady_Zee wrote: »
I have never received a Valentine's card bar one my Mum and Dad sent me when I was 11 because I was upset about not receiving one due to being a fat, facially challenged kid, lol.
Cutler 26 INT's LOL! wrote: »
Valentines day '06 I told my GF I had to work but I was off. I told her i had to work so i can lay up and fuck this other chick I was working on.My girlfriend tries to surprise me by comin up to the job wit candy and shit like that. The job tells my GF I wasnt there. So my homeboy who works wit me calls and says "Hey bruh i dont know what u doin but ya ol' lady came up here lookin for ya..."
So after im done fuckin the other chick I turn my phone on and see like 20 missed calls and 1 voicemail (the voicemail neing my homeboy). I know i fucked up and avoiding her calls all day tryna think of a lie.
I forget the lie I told her but after the gift she gave me i just felt like the biggest asshole on the planet.
shit happens wrote: »
Shawty put a fruit roll up around my dick and sucked it off in the auditorium freshmen year blessa heart