GOAT/WOAT Valentines Day Stories....

icecoldstew · February 14

Have any stories on this made up ass holiday that your girl craves every year? Ever break up with shorty or fuck her on top of the Empire State bldg? Please share.

WeeZee · February 14

I have never received a Valentine's card bar one my Mum and Dad sent me when I was 11 because I was upset about not receiving one due to being a fat, facially challenged kid, lol.

representingda203 · February 14

my wife gets mad every year because i don't get her nothing and tell her wtf i look like giving somebody else gifts on my birthday

MzGrahamBitches · February 14

Back when me and the ex were broken up but still fucking, he stayed the night the night before V-Day. We go to the store and as we're driving back he asks that I stop at the Family Dollar.

This dude comes out with not one but two cheap ass mugs with the cheap ass candy in it, complete with a cheap ass balloon (the kind that chills in the mug, I guess helium was too pricey).

He gets in the car and gives me one..lmao..I didn't even ask who part two was for..son of a bitch.

I can't be too mad though, we both did some trifling shit to each other...lol.

DROSAIN_BOLT · February 14

YOU WEREN'T WORTH THAT MUCH TO BE HONEST

shit happens · February 14

Shawty put a fruit roll up around my dick and sucked it off in the auditorium freshmen year blessa heart

MzGrahamBitches · February 14

DROWORLDPEACE wrote: »

YOU WEREN'T WORTH THAT MUCH TO BE HONEST

Happy Valentine's Day DRO..maybe you'll give your wife the orgasm she's been longing for this year.

bull6599 · February 14

representingda203 wrote: »

my wife gets mad every year because i don't get her nothing and tell her wtf i look like giving somebody else gifts on my birthday

She can't even be mad at that LOL. Happy B-Day my brotha!

Plap Star · February 14

me, my cousin, and my homeboy stole a whole bunch of teddy bears and candy from walmart while we were seniors in high school, cuzzo even pulled up to the entrance and stole flowers from the front

the next day i gave three hoes bears and candy and shit, and fucked all three of em later on that day

that was the best valentines day of my life

Plap Star · February 14

that same year my daddy got his girlfriend some type of ab machine and she went off on his ass talkin bout "you think im fat or somethin"

that shit was hilarious cause they broke up that day

lord_infamous · February 14

Chick bit my lip cause i was late picking her up from school and all around her were chicks with flowers and their men ( i came empty handed).

I tried to appologize and move forward by saying " You can let it all out on me, so we can enjoy the rest of the day" She leaned in and bit my bottom lip, then ignored me on the trip home ( i still took her uptown like a simp)

goodlookinout · February 14

Bought my ex piece a big ass bear and candy last year, she surprised me at work wit a basket of candy and a made a giant heart out of those candy hearts on the hood of my car pretty coo

texas409 · February 14

Lady_Zee wrote: »

I have never received a Valentine's card bar one my Mum and Dad sent me when I was 11 because I was upset about not receiving one due to being a fat, facially challenged kid, lol.

So I'm guessing you still don't receive Valentine gifts then

Cutler 26 INT's LOL! · February 14

Valentines day '06 I told my GF I had to work but I was off. I told her i had to work so i can lay up and fuck this other chick I was working on.

My girlfriend tries to surprise me by comin up to the job wit candy and shit like that. The job tells my GF I wasnt there. So my homeboy who works wit me calls and says "Hey bruh i dont know what u doin but ya ol' lady came up here lookin for ya..."

So after im done fuckin the other chick I turn my phone on and see like 20 missed calls and 1 voicemail (the voicemail neing my homeboy). I know i fucked up and avoiding her calls all day tryna think of a lie.

I forget the lie I told her but after the gift she gave me i just felt like the biggest asshole on the planet.

MzGrahamBitches · February 14

Cutler 26 INT's LOL! wrote: »

Valentines day '06 I told my GF I had to work but I was off. I told her i had to work so i can lay up and fuck this other chick I was working on.My girlfriend tries to surprise me by comin up to the job wit candy and shit like that. The job tells my GF I wasnt there. So my homeboy who works wit me calls and says "Hey bruh i dont know what u doin but ya ol' lady came up here lookin for ya..."

So after im done fuckin the other chick I turn my phone on and see like 20 missed calls and 1 voicemail (the voicemail neing my homeboy). I know i fucked up and avoiding her calls all day tryna think of a lie.

I forget the lie I told her but after the gift she gave me i just felt like the biggest asshole on the planet.

s.m.h....trifling ass.

Cutler 26 INT's LOL! · February 14

Yea i was doin young nigga shit lol.

shit happens · February 14

You bitch niggas is feeling the effects of bring friend zoned

If you can't get pussy today that speaks volumes about your man hood even these dyke hoes freefuckin today

MsSouthern · February 14

I had an ex buy me a pair of purple gloves and some carnations

Gloves ???? We are in Texas !!!!! WTF am I gonna wear them for ???? And carnations are ugly

Best valentines will be tonight ....I got plans for my boo