What's up everybody! Just a quick message. We will be relaunching AllHipHop.com with the goal of keeping the community front and center. I have worked with Jamal and select moderators, to make sure The Illl Community's needs are being addressed as we evolve. We are encouraging you to use the new platform.

We will NOT be closing the current community, but we will be porting user data over to the new system over time, so please get used to using the new community!

We will be working on it every single day until it's exactly what you want!

Please feel free to join now, test, as we are in beta:

https://www.allhiphop.com

From the heart...To my one and only girl...

SleepwalkingInJapanSleepwalkingInJapan Posts: 11,866 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited February 2013 in The Powder Room
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@Missk, my wife. U work, raise our 2 kids and accept my 2 from a previous relationship.
This is one of the 5 days a year we still have sex... happy vday

@Twinzmom, my babymama, we're on good terms cuz i pay child support,
so you still let me hit it on the Twinz birthday.... happy vday

@Pico, my current GF, u keep it trill. I keep promising to leave my wife for u....
all u say is "meh"... Never change girl, happy vday

@Moreno, my sidepiece, the reason I "work overtime". I got u pregnant, again....
and this time ur threatening to keep it... Dont, but have a happy vday

@sixsicksins, my ex-GF u left me for bein unfaithful. I miss u alot.
i keep a patch of ur hair in a ziplock bag... smh happy vday

@skyler, my ex-fiance, I dumped u for tryna beat moreno with a crowbar.
Still luv u so i got Mo to drop the restraining order... happy vday ok?

@Empress_ my best friends wife. The nigga is mad overprotective...
He'd be relieved to know u reject my advances with peace & understanding. happy vday

@lechic, my GFs best friend. Cleavage is always out when im around.
Thanks for finding reasons to rub them D cups across the back of my head... happy vday

@Beezy, my homies ex-GF. U threw it at me to make him jealous...
Little did u know he gave me the greenlight to smash u... happy vday lololol

@Kimi, my homegirl. I turn to u with problems or when i get kicked out.
U give me advice and a couch to crash on... *knocks on ur bedroom door* happy vday

@Kat, my co-worker. We had drunken wham-bam-thank-u-ma'am at the company xmas party.
We aint spoke since and u asked for a new cubicle... happy vday tho

@tabatha_ my neighbor. U think i helped build ur handicap ramp out of pure kindness...
but I want wheelchair sex... just sayin, happy vday

@Lady_Zee, my overseas fling. We dated when i was on tour with ur favorite rapper.
U couldnt get him so u settled for me. I'll be back soon... happy vday

@mssouthern, my 8th grade teacher. U stole my virginity, got fired n made the news.
I didnt snitch tho, moms found ur nudes in my backpack... happy vday?

@kai_valya, my high school tutor. i thought yall were all the same...
so i groped u while we were doing trigonometry. U slapped me, then quit... happy vday

@AO, my Catfish. U sent model pics, claiming it was u. U look like Fantasia in person.
i smashed anyway cuz i drove so far to meet u...happy vday i guess

yall share those flowers and candy... 1 rose and 1 chocolate a piece :D
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  • BabyBugattiBabyBugatti Posts: 9,173 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Thats love right thurr, real love
    Dr. Manhattan: She was pregnant. And you gunned her down.

    Edward Blake: That's right. And you know what, you watched me. You could've turned the gun into steam, the bullets into mercury, the bottle into goddamned snowflakes but you didn't, did you? You really don't give a damn about human beings. You're driftin' out of touch, Doc. God help us all.
    SleepwalkingInJapan
  • SleepwalkingInJapanSleepwalkingInJapan Posts: 11,866 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i'll make it up to u @K baby...on my mama

    but this is exactly why i love yall...

    yall accept all of my shortcomings... absolutely no pun intended
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    MissK
  • DarthRozayDarthRozay Posts: 20,544 ✭✭✭✭✭
    kai_valya wrote: »
    swij told me he wanted to lay his hypotenuse adjacent to my interior angle
    that's one hell of a complementary angle baby. you acute though so who wouldn't want to?

    Kai
  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Oh la laaaa Posts: 21,750 Regulator
    Well I'm finally off probation and after all these years and I hold no grudges about the alleged incident


    Happy Valentine's day
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    SleepwalkingInJapan
  • SleepwalkingInJapanSleepwalkingInJapan Posts: 11,866 ✭✭✭✭✭
    AP12 wrote: »
    @missk

    hello

    bruh...
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,385 ✭✭
    edited February 2013

    @Empress_ my best friends wife. The nigga is mad overprotective...
    He'd be relieved to know u reject my advances with peace & understanding. happy vday

    You see that @chicity? Do you see that?? Remember that and don't you forget, that!!
    *Marley*

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  • Black_SamsonBlack_Samson do 10 pushups everytime you read my post... you know you want too. Posts: 61,591 Regulator
    epic.

    i cant even think of nothing slick to say.
    well done sir.
    if i were an FBI Agent tasked with monitoring a forum, I'd post random pictures and watch the reactions of the people.
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    Você é um otário. Zé buceta. Vai tomar no meio do seu cu. Filho da puta. Arrombado
    King Of The Onomatopoeia
    Chi Snow
  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 67,768 Regulator
  • Bussy_Getta Bussy_Getta STFUPosts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Awwwwwwwwwwweeeeee!!!

    I just got a warm fuzzy kitten feeling inside
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  • Chi SnowChi Snow Night's Watch Castle BlackPosts: 28,096 ✭✭✭✭✭
    epic.

    i cant even think of nothing slick to say.
    well done sir.
    ........


    His hair?
    WACK
    His gear?
    WACK
    His jewelry?
    WACK
    His footstance?
    WACK
    The way he talks?
    WACK
    The way he doesn't even like to smile?
    WACK
    Me?
    I'm tight as FUCK
  • Black_SamsonBlack_Samson do 10 pushups everytime you read my post... you know you want too. Posts: 61,591 Regulator
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    ok v-day over...
    if i were an FBI Agent tasked with monitoring a forum, I'd post random pictures and watch the reactions of the people.
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    Você é um otário. Zé buceta. Vai tomar no meio do seu cu. Filho da puta. Arrombado
    King Of The Onomatopoeia
    SleepwalkingInJapanMeta_ConsciousBussy_Getta MorganFreemanKing
  • caddo mancaddo man Failure is success in progress! Posts: 22,420 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ok v-day over...

    Need a WTF! button for that shit!
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    The IC Law (please read before posting)

    You have the right to remain silent.
    Anything you say can and will be used against you in the threads of the IC.
    If you are a female, You have the right to talk to another poster and have him present with you during an exposure.
    If you do not have another poster to save you, one will be appointed to represent you, if you post a proof pic of yourself with a timestamp. Representation will be aquired if your pic is deemed simp worthy. All posters are consider a male until a proof pic or vid is provided.

    The Intelligent Waiver

    Do you understand each of these rights as I have explained them to you?
    Having these rights in mind, do you wish to post a proof pic(for females) or tell us your personal story now?

    Old Poster admission
    There is a chance that I am your Daddy. What is your momma name again?

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  • shit happensshit happens May da lawd be wit em These hoes lie and these niggas are fakePosts: 10,738 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cain I hate to break it to you unc but missk lettin me come back home your efforts was neat but that magnavox odyssey ain't gone cut it g
    Chi SnowMissKMeta_Conscious
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