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Marco Rubio’s PAC Made $119,000 Off His Awkward Water Sip

By: Taylor Berman

Marco Rubio's infamous and awkward sip of water was, as we predicted, the only thing anyone remembered from his State of the Union response. But as it turns out, Rubio's case of dry mouth made for good business. Reclaim America, Rubio's hilariously named political action committee, has sold over 4,000 Rubio water bottles in the past week. At the reasonable price of $25 (or, if you're feeling generous, even more!) per bottle, the gimmick helped the PAC raise $119,200 as of Monday morning.

"Send the liberal detractors a message that not only does Marco Rubio inspire you... he hydrates you too," reads an enticement for the water bottle on the PAC's website.

Duly noted.

MrSoutCity

Mitt Romney was dumb ass for not choosing Rubio as a running mate.

BlackGerald

it will be interesting to see if Hispanics response to the new GOP strategy of courting them

rage

MrSoutCity wrote: »

Mitt Romney was dumb ass for not choosing Rubio as a running mate.

Pablo Ryan is no better than Paul Ryan.

jono

Rubio making money doesn't benefit his party, their constituents or make their policies any better.

unspoken_respect

That shit was unbelievable. Like, did this dude really get on camera dehydrated, then lunge out for a bottle of water?

dalyricalbandit

the thirst

janklow

MrSoutCity wrote: »

Mitt Romney was dumb ass for not choosing Rubio as a running mate.

seems unlikely Rubio would have wanted to attach himself to THAT

MrSoutCity

janklow wrote: »

MrSoutCity wrote: »

Mitt Romney was dumb ass for not choosing Rubio as a running mate.

seems unlikely Rubio would have wanted to attach himself to THAT

You are maybe he was offered the post anf he told Romney to go fuck himself.

mc317

Goddamn Ted Shackley and the rouges.

janklow

MrSoutCity wrote: »

You are maybe he was offered the post anf he told Romney to go fuck himself.

the way i see it, if you figured Obama would win (odds were in favor of it) and you're a young, personable conservative figure, you MIGHT figure it'd be best to avoid getting tainted with the loss, even if you were a big Romney fan and pulling for the guy to win