this lil short fat chick i used to mess wit.......bitch was tons of fun lol
nah but we always went hard b/c we would fuck and then not see each other for months at a time....she was a freak and the shit got 10x worse on alcohol....she liked that rough shit and would kinda battle the dick (for lack of better words).....like the more u got her off the harder she would go to get you off.....straight junkie
after we'd sweat it out for a hour/ hour and a half, she would grab her shit and roll out.....wouldnt hear from her again until she wanted it......
now that i think about it im pretty sure she had a man....
The one chick I would say would have to be a chick I used to fuck with from back in the day. Her head and fuck game was porn star status had a nigga sprung. So sprung that I almost shot her job up over some he say she say shit smh.
She's in the army right now stationed in Afghanistan now. She already know what would pop off if we see each one more time for old sake. We still stay in touch lol she just called this morn from Afghanistan
Lol at this thread. I see what @Du_Du is saying..what's the point of accepting not being the best person to fuck your s/o. Why not at least TRY to be the best they've ever had and want to please them in a way nobody else has beforeand there's nothing wrong with that at all.That's human ego we all got. With that said he did de-rail the fuck out the thread lol.
Mainly b/c at the end of the day, even if they tell you that you accomplished that goal, they still be lying their azzz off. All to appease your ego.
Why would you assume your woman is lying to you? It's one thing to not give a fuck about a chick's sexual past, it's another to lie to my face about the quality of the one i have with a chick at that moment. That's just stupid on her part and she missing out on more pleasure by lying. It'd be like me telling a chick "Yeah you got the best head game ever" knowing she not getting the job done like I want and suffering through mediocre head.
i remember when i was chillin with this one lil jump off chick back n the day and her phone rang and the ring tone was "magic stick" and i gave her the side eye like
"hol up.. well what's my ring tone?"
she said "call it and find out"
r. kelly's "the greatest sex" came on.....
a nigga did a cartwheel....i'm used to being the best dammit....
Man I'm only 30. I'm old, but i aint that old to be resigned to 'its ok, them other nggas fuked ya better but i TREAT you right' shyt already. "That's old man shyt" Lol
In my mind, I'm the greatest sex warrior that ever existed. And if its a lie?
No one is saying dont try to be the best. I mean even with the wife the harder i throw the dick the more she come hunting me down for it, that is life.
But you cant be "ethered" if you find out that a dude (or multiple dudes LOL) from her past dug up in it better..
Now finding out you at the bottom of the list would hurt...especially if you think you doin the dougie in it.
The ether doesn't come from finding out another man hit it better. The ether comes in accepting w/o even trying to top it. Like I said before human ego is a motherfucker. I'll never forget one time I flat out said to a chick "You're head could be better." The very next day, she set out to prove she was better at head than I thought she was and she damn sure proved it. Motivation is a motherfucker lol
Lol at this thread. I see what @Du_Du is saying..what's the point of accepting not being the best person to fuck your s/o. Why not at least TRY to be the best they've ever had and want to please them in a way nobody else has beforeand there's nothing wrong with that at all.That's human ego we all got. With that said he did de-rail the fuck out the thread lol.
Mainly b/c at the end of the day, even if they tell you that you accomplished that goal, they still be lying their azzz off. All to appease your ego.
you a damn low self esteemed ass pessimist......shameful.....
how you know she not telling the truth???
you that wack that there's no possible way on god's green earth that you were the best she had??
like you know for a fact it's literally impossible???
give yourself a lil credit nigga...damn
The real question is, how Du YOU know? Hmmmm.
Nigga I'm a realist. It would be naive of me to think that my s/o (if I had one) didn't date a guy that blew her mind.
Lol at this thread. I see what @Du_Du is saying..what's the point of accepting not being the best person to fuck your s/o. Why not at least TRY to be the best they've ever had and want to please them in a way nobody else has beforeand there's nothing wrong with that at all.That's human ego we all got. With that said he did de-rail the fuck out the thread lol.
Mainly b/c at the end of the day, even if they tell you that you accomplished that goal, they still be lying their azzz off. All to appease your ego.
you a damn low self esteemed ass pessimist......shameful.....
how you know she not telling the truth???
you that wack that there's no possible way on god's green earth that you were the best she had??
like you know for a fact it's literally impossible???
give yourself a lil credit nigga...damn
The real question is, how Du YOU know? Hmmmm.
Nigga I'm a realist. It would be naive of me to think that my s/o (if I had one) didn't date a guy that blew her mind.
And even if she did, oh well. Hell being the person that I am, I have no problem askin her "Aye, what's the best sex you've ever had?"
I not askin just so I can set some kinda goal. I'm askin b/c I'm nosey curious intrigued about her sexual past. I have no problem having an open conversation about it.
Nigga I'm a realist. It would be naive of me to think that my s/o (if I had one) didn't date a guy that blew her mind.
that ain't a realist, that's a defeatist...
a realist would accept the possibility... but not the certainty....
now while there's a possibility that she's had better... with the work i put in gottdammitit .....it ain't no motherfucking certainty.....i can tell you that right now...
Lol at this thread. I see what @Du_Du is saying..what's the point of accepting not being the best person to fuck your s/o. Why not at least TRY to be the best they've ever had and want to please them in a way nobody else has beforeand there's nothing wrong with that at all.That's human ego we all got. With that said he did de-rail the fuck out the thread lol.
Mainly b/c at the end of the day, even if they tell you that you accomplished that goal, they still be lying their azzz off. All to appease your ego.
you a damn low self esteemed ass pessimist......shameful.....
how you know she not telling the truth???
you that wack that there's no possible way on god's green earth that you were the best she had??
like you know for a fact it's literally impossible???
give yourself a lil credit nigga...damn
The real question is, how Du YOU know? Hmmmm.
Nigga I'm a realist. It would be naive of me to think that my s/o (if I had one) didn't date a guy that blew her mind.
Ooooh, nggas is LYIN *Cam voice* Lol
I see what you sayin IN THEORY, but cmon with with the robot answers my nggas.
Let u ask ya bytch 'how was it?' and she says 'ehh, you STILL cant hit the bottom like the last 3 guys but its ok'
I had this one other broad that looked like Jordan Sparks' fat sister.
She would have been real attractive if she had lost like 60 pounds.
I made it clear from jump that all we were going to have was a sexual relationship.
Come to find out the girl was a virgin.
It was horrible the first few times.
Over time she got better and that little fat cat use to stay wet and tight.
She started to get mad when I started dealing with other females like we were an exclusive item or something when I already communicated to her that we weren't.
It's have to be this one chic from Zachary, LA
Prob the baddest chic I've hit.
I only smashed one time though, she tried to get me to cuff her after that and I didn't... So she never let me hit again. Ain't trippin "one time is fine w me!"
No one is saying dont try to be the best. I mean even with the wife the harder i throw the dick the more she come hunting me down for it, that is life.
But you cant be "ethered" if you find out that a dude (or multiple dudes LOL) from her past dug up in it better..
Now finding out you at the bottom of the list would hurt...especially if you think you doin the dougie in it.
Lol..Folk my whole life would be crushed....I think I'll have to break-up wit that hoe..real nga shit..
Folk I be fuckin that hoe every hour on the hour...askin her.."have I moved up Lol am I best yet Lol"
I'd be doing all kinds of shit to that hoe in bed...I'll hit that hoe in the face wit a pie...Have that hoe hanging from the dresser.."did he fuck you wit one leg on the dresser and one leg on the T.V. wit pie on yo face Lol.. sumthin...Lol..that's a painful pill to swallow...
Had a homegurl ask me how to tell her dude she fucks wit she can't feel nothing when they fuck .smh LOL...
It's have to be this one chic from Zachary, LA
Prob the baddest chic I've hit.
I only smashed one time though, she tried to get me to cuff her after that and I didn't... So she never let me hit again. Ain't trippin "one time is fine w me!"
i might know who you talkin bout lmao...PM me the name
It's have to be this one chic from Zachary, LA
Prob the baddest chic I've hit.
I only smashed one time though, she tried to get me to cuff her after that and I didn't... So she never let me hit again. Ain't trippin "one time is fine w me!"
i might know who you talkin bout lmao...PM me the name
I was about to @ yo ass...I was like this nga prolly know her LOL
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nah but we always went hard b/c we would fuck and then not see each other for months at a time....she was a freak and the shit got 10x worse on alcohol....she liked that rough shit and would kinda battle the dick (for lack of better words).....like the more u got her off the harder she would go to get you off.....straight junkie
after we'd sweat it out for a hour/ hour and a half, she would grab her shit and roll out.....wouldnt hear from her again until she wanted it......
now that i think about it im pretty sure she had a man....
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11 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT 11LOL ·She's in the army right now stationed in Afghanistan now. She already know what would pop off if we see each one more time for old sake. We still stay in touch lol she just called this morn from Afghanistan
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4 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign 1Ether 2GOAT 1LOL ·Why would you assume your woman is lying to you? It's one thing to not give a fuck about a chick's sexual past, it's another to lie to my face about the quality of the one i have with a chick at that moment. That's just stupid on her part and she missing out on more pleasure by lying. It'd be like me telling a chick "Yeah you got the best head game ever" knowing she not getting the job done like I want and suffering through mediocre head.
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0 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·"hol up.. well what's my ring tone?"
she said "call it and find out"
r. kelly's "the greatest sex" came on.....
a nigga did a cartwheel....i'm used to being the best dammit....
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1 · Wack Feelings Nosign 1Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·In my mind, I'm the greatest sex warrior that ever existed. And if its a lie?
I'm gon fight on that lie.
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6 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign 1Ether 2GOAT 3LOL ·The ether doesn't come from finding out another man hit it better. The ether comes in accepting w/o even trying to top it. Like I said before human ego is a motherfucker. I'll never forget one time I flat out said to a chick "You're head could be better." The very next day, she set out to prove she was better at head than I thought she was and she damn sure proved it. Motivation is a motherfucker lol
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1 · Wack Feelings Nosign 1Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·The real question is, how Du YOU know? Hmmmm.
Nigga I'm a realist. It would be naive of me to think that my s/o (if I had one) didn't date a guy that blew her mind.
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2 · Wack Feelings Nosign 1Cosign Ether GOAT 1LOL ·And even if she did, oh well. Hell being the person that I am, I have no problem askin her "Aye, what's the best sex you've ever had?"
I not askin just so I can set some kinda goal. I'm askin b/c I'm
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0 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·that ain't a realist, that's a defeatist...
a realist would accept the possibility... but not the certainty....
now while there's a possibility that she's had better... with the work i put in gottdammitit .....it ain't no motherfucking certainty.....i can tell you that right now...
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0 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·Let's not get carried away...he says anything BUT me and he ain't getting pussy for a month.
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3 · Wack 3Feelings Nosign Cosign 1Ether GOAT 2LOL ·uh....yes he is......
nigga gonna have another unexpected "business trip"
keep playing...
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10 · 1Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign 6Ether GOAT 5LOL ·Ooooh, nggas is LYIN *Cam voice* Lol
I see what you sayin IN THEORY, but cmon with with the robot answers my nggas.
Let u ask ya bytch 'how was it?' and she says 'ehh, you STILL cant hit the bottom like the last 3 guys but its ok'
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9 · Wack Feelings Nosign 1Cosign 1Ether GOAT 7LOL ·I had this one other broad that looked like Jordan Sparks' fat sister.
She would have been real attractive if she had lost like 60 pounds.
I made it clear from jump that all we were going to have was a sexual relationship.
Come to find out the girl was a virgin.
It was horrible the first few times.
Over time she got better and that little fat cat use to stay wet and tight.
She started to get mad when I started dealing with other females like we were an exclusive item or something when I already communicated to her that we weren't.
I had to dead that situation too.
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0 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·That ain't happening. Not everybody can handle honesty. Sometimes it's best to just lie. Keep the home front happy.
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1 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether 1GOAT LOL ·this is some depressing ass pessimistic shit...
i couldn't even be in a relationship if i just assumed i'm always being lied to.....
i see why so many couples unhappy... people just assume everything is bullshit and nothing is genuine these days.....no trust, no faith, no nothing...
oh yes it is this deep....
if people lack honesty in damn near every aspect of their lives....happiness is impossible.....
u mean to tell me couples can't even be real about a good fuck???
shit is ridiculous
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1 · Wack Feelings Nosign 1Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·Prob the baddest chic I've hit.
I only smashed one time though, she tried to get me to cuff her after that and I didn't... So she never let me hit again. Ain't trippin "one time is fine w me!"
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0 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·Exactly. No he won't get YOUR pussy for a month. He can get that elsewhere until you lift the month long ban.
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2 · 1Wack Feelings Nosign 3Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·Lol..Folk my whole life would be crushed....I think I'll have to break-up wit that hoe..real nga shit..
Folk I be fuckin that hoe every hour on the hour...askin her.."have I moved up Lol am I best yet Lol"
I'd be doing all kinds of shit to that hoe in bed...I'll hit that hoe in the face wit a pie...Have that hoe hanging from the dresser.."did he fuck you wit one leg on the dresser and one leg on the T.V. wit pie on yo face Lol.. sumthin...Lol..that's a painful pill to swallow...
Had a homegurl ask me how to tell her dude she fucks wit she can't feel nothing when they fuck .smh LOL...
Mayne it's so much a nga ego can take Lol....
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7 · Wack Feelings Nosign 1Cosign Ether GOAT 6LOL ·i might know who you talkin bout lmao...PM me the name
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0 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·That can go both ways..know what I'm saying?
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4 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether 1GOAT 3LOL ·I was about to @ yo ass...I was like this nga prolly know her LOL
small world LMAO
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1 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT 1LOL ·Nothing wrong with reminiscing about a past love that gave it to you so damn good
And if you had asked me a couple of years ago this question ...I'd have a different answer.
But things change and I have no reason to ever look back ...nothing wrong with my response or anyone elses .
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