Just woke up from a wild ass dream.. (Long read)..

illedoutilledout Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited February 2013 in For The Grown & Sexy
shit started out at a house party.. I was sitting in the dining room drinking, playing cards, and talking shit..
Next thing I know this young boy, from the neighborhood come through the door looking like he was running from someone..
I asked him if he was okay he said yeah and walked through, towards the living room..
I ain't think nothing of it and went back to playing cards..
So like 3 or 4 minutes go by then the police show up at the door, some drunk bitch let them in..
I sat there with the cards in my hand while they walked through taking in the scene.
I automatically thought "damn the young boy did some dumb shit and the police followed him here..
I put my head down, shook my head, and mumbled "here we go with the bullshit"..
That's when I realized my gun handle was poking out from under my shirt..
So I tried to adjust it but it showed more..
The lady cop was closest to me and she asked what I was fucking with under the table..
I pulled my shirt down and stood up like yo I gotta piss, and walked off to the bathroom,
Ignoring their demands for me to sit down..
I slipped past the bathroom and walked out the front door..
Soon as I felt the cold air on my face I took off running,
I knew they'd be right behind me, but I figured I'd hit a couple corners and toss the gun on the roof,
but all the roofs were either too high or slanted
I didn't want to risk throwing the gun, And it not make it, or slide off the side and come back down,
So I hopped a fence, ran through a back yard and into someone's house slamming the door shut behind me..
I peeked through the window and saw that the police weren't too far behind me,
That's when I heard a voice ascending from upstairs yelling "who's there??"
Thats when I noticed there were mirrors on damn near every wall, and in one of the mirrors
I see a scrawny white dude coming down the steps with a gun in each hand..
My first thought was to duck in the shadows and just knock his ass out when he reach the bottom of the stairs,
But then I thought if his gun goes off then it will be loud and alert the police..
So I mumbled "I need help" just loud enough for him to hear me,
I said it thinking if he heard "help" then he'd let his guard down a little..
As he got to the bottom of the stairs he seen the police approaching outside then he looked to my direction,
So I said it again "I need help".. Then I showed him the gun and told him I need to get rid of it..
He said "come on" then he ran up the stairs skipping 2 steps at a time.. I was right behind him..
Upstairs he led me to a door and said "throw the gun down there"..
I didn't know what he was talking about until I went inside the room and seen a trash shoot,
But it had a lock on it.. So I hit the lock with the handle of the gun twice and it broke..
Next I wiped the finger prints of the gun with my shirt and tossed it down the shoot along with the lock..
When I came out the room the police were inside the house. I came down stairs, the scrawny white dude was talking to them..
That's when I realized, that the scrawny white dude is actually one of my teachers..

Then I woke up..
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  • illedoutilledout Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2013
    Nigga.....go tell this shit to your girl.

    Already did..
    Now I'm telling ya bitch ass..
  • Got Em ShookGot Em Shook Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • illedoutilledout Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭✭✭
    thread don't belong in growing pains..
    I'm a grown ass man..
    And even though I ain't in the streets like I used to be,
    I still get street money..

    That's why I think I had this dream..
    I'm looking at it like maybe me being in school
    is keeping me from getting too caught up in the street shit..
    2 Drawlz
  • illedoutilledout Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭✭✭
    VIBE wrote: »
    I was expecting some epic shit, but this was epic bullshit.

    I understand ya disappointment..
    story ain't end how U expected it to..
    VIBE
  • Sage WonderSage Wonder Tell that preacher he's a preacher. I'm a motherfucking prophet. Posts: 2,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You must have some boring ass dreams, this wasn't wild not even a little bit. Step your REM sleep up nigga
    illedoutSneakDZA
  • illedoutilledout Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2013
    quick question for my novel reading people..
    Was this shit well wrote??

    this was just a dream but if I added my own twists to the story,
    And made the ending a lil more interesting, do U think I have what it takes to write novels??
  • 700700 I just want the money baby, I just want the money Plap City, FLAPosts: 10,300 ✭✭✭✭✭
    if all yo novels gon sound like that, anti-climax as fuck

    dont do it
  • Billy_PonchoBilly_Poncho Gucci Goggles, That's How The God Do Posts: 17,933 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I ain't read but this nigga dream musta had a stenographer with that long ass report...
    illedout7figz
  • illedoutilledout Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Plap Star wrote: »
    worst ending ever

    my boring dreams are way more wild then this

    you ever been in jail and had a dream you was free chillin with some hoes and then they ask

    "when you got out of jail"

    and you say "FUCK IM STILL LOCKED UP"

    and you wake up in yo bunk pissed off






    bruh I had those dreams too when I was locked up..
  • VIBEVIBE Awww Yeeaah! Posts: 40,594 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I thought the white guy was gonna end up being an off duty cop, so you kill him and the other cops end up hearing the gunfire. You jump out the window as they're coming in and keep running.

    The police catch up and you kill all of them, you hide until found by a drone. You're taken to a secret location where you're used as a test subject in a secret military government lab. They're using new weapon technology; chemical weapons. Bullets can administer certain checmial a into your body, instead of a bullet ripping through you, it enters you and embeds inside your body, releasing a checmial that kills you or inflicts severe pain which would render you immobile.

    But you some how escape their base after a few tests and become a mutant, you turn into an anti-hero and fight to government.

    But NOOOOO, you just met a cracka teacher.
    illedoutillestni99ainne
  • VIBEVIBE Awww Yeeaah! Posts: 40,594 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Forgive the typos, I'm not editing.
  • illedoutilledout Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭✭✭
    VIBE wrote: »
    I thought the white guy was gonna end up being an off duty cop, so you kill him and the other cops end up hearing the gunfire. You jump out the window as they're coming in and keep running.

    The police catch up and you kill all of them, you hide until found by a drone. You're taken to a secret location where you're used as a test subject in a secret military government lab. They're using new weapon technology; chemical weapons. Bullets can administer certain checmial a into your body, instead of a bullet ripping through you, it enters you and embeds inside your body, releasing a checmial that kills you or inflicts severe pain which would render you immobile.

    But you some how escape their base after a few tests and become a mutant, you turn into an anti-hero and fight to government.

    But NOOOOO, you just met a cracka teacher.

    LOL..
    That shit would've been goat..
    VIBE
  • 700700 I just want the money baby, I just want the money Plap City, FLAPosts: 10,300 ✭✭✭✭✭
    illedout wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    worst ending ever

    my boring dreams are way more wild then this

    you ever been in jail and had a dream you was free chillin with some hoes and then they ask

    "when you got out of jail"

    and you say "FUCK IM STILL LOCKED UP"

    and you wake up in yo bunk pissed off






    bruh I had those dreams too when I was locked up..

    jail gave me my wildest dreams, and the seemed a lot realer

    i done had dreams in jail of runnin on beaches and fuckin bitches on top of horses and just crazy shit
  • illedoutilledout Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Plap Star wrote: »
    illedout wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    worst ending ever

    my boring dreams are way more wild then this

    you ever been in jail and had a dream you was free chillin with some hoes and then they ask

    "when you got out of jail"

    and you say "FUCK IM STILL LOCKED UP"

    and you wake up in yo bunk pissed off






    bruh I had those dreams too when I was locked up..

    jail gave me my wildest dreams, and the seemed a lot realer

    i done had dreams in jail of runnin on beaches and fuckin bitches on top of horses and just crazy shit

    Yooo,
    I stayed missing the morning, stand up count..
    Dreaming I was in some pussy,
    But then waking up to a CO pounding on the metal door,
    with that fuckin metal stick with the lil ball at the end
  • 700700 I just want the money baby, I just want the money Plap City, FLAPosts: 10,300 ✭✭✭✭✭
    illedout wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    illedout wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    worst ending ever

    my boring dreams are way more wild then this

    you ever been in jail and had a dream you was free chillin with some hoes and then they ask

    "when you got out of jail"

    and you say "FUCK IM STILL LOCKED UP"

    and you wake up in yo bunk pissed off






    bruh I had those dreams too when I was locked up..

    jail gave me my wildest dreams, and the seemed a lot realer

    i done had dreams in jail of runnin on beaches and fuckin bitches on top of horses and just crazy shit

    Yooo,
    I stayed missing the morning, stand up count..
    Dreaming I was in some pussy,
    But then waking up to a CO pounding on the metal door,
    with that fuckin metal stick with the lil ball at the end

    make you wanna punch em in they shit lol

  • illedoutilledout Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Plap Star wrote: »
    illedout wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    illedout wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    worst ending ever

    my boring dreams are way more wild then this

    you ever been in jail and had a dream you was free chillin with some hoes and then they ask

    "when you got out of jail"

    and you say "FUCK IM STILL LOCKED UP"

    and you wake up in yo bunk pissed off






    bruh I had those dreams too when I was locked up..

    jail gave me my wildest dreams, and the seemed a lot realer

    i done had dreams in jail of runnin on beaches and fuckin bitches on top of horses and just crazy shit

    Yooo,
    I stayed missing the morning, stand up count..
    Dreaming I was in some pussy,
    But then waking up to a CO pounding on the metal door,
    with that fuckin metal stick with the lil ball at the end

    make you wanna punch em in they shit lol

    was U in county or state??
  • illedoutilledout Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭✭✭
    VIBE wrote: »
    I thought the white guy was gonna end up being an off duty cop, so you kill him and the other cops end up hearing the gunfire. You jump out the window as they're coming in and keep running.

    The police catch up and you kill all of them, you hide until found by a drone. You're taken to a secret location where you're used as a test subject in a secret military government lab. They're using new weapon technology; chemical weapons. Bullets can administer certain checmial a into your body, instead of a bullet ripping through you, it enters you and embeds inside your body, releasing a checmial that kills you or inflicts severe pain which would render you immobile.

    But you some how escape their base after a few tests and become a mutant, you turn into an anti-hero and fight to government.

    But NOOOOO, you just met a cracka teacher.

    Damn..
    After reading this version, @VIBE make me feel like my imagination ain't shit
    VIBEedwardnigma
  • 700700 I just want the money baby, I just want the money Plap City, FLAPosts: 10,300 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2013
    illedout wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    illedout wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    illedout wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    worst ending ever

    my boring dreams are way more wild then this

    you ever been in jail and had a dream you was free chillin with some hoes and then they ask

    "when you got out of jail"

    and you say "FUCK IM STILL LOCKED UP"

    and you wake up in yo bunk pissed off






    bruh I had those dreams too when I was locked up..

    jail gave me my wildest dreams, and the seemed a lot realer

    i done had dreams in jail of runnin on beaches and fuckin bitches on top of horses and just crazy shit

    Yooo,
    I stayed missing the morning, stand up count..
    Dreaming I was in some pussy,
    But then waking up to a CO pounding on the metal door,
    with that fuckin metal stick with the lil ball at the end

    make you wanna punch em in they shit lol

    was U in county or state??

    just the county

    if i go to jail again no matter the charge they already told me im goin to prison
  • Trollio Trollio Trollololololololololol Posts: 21,498 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Vibe is a movie critic
    VIBE
  • 7figz7figz Ig'nant Posts: 11,259 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Moral of the story - There was that one teacher who tried to reach out to you but you was a knucklehead and chose the street life, and now subconsciously, you're thinking about going the straight and narrow and going back to school but you're afraid you won't be able to achieve (break the lock), etc... etc... etc...

    That, or you fell asleep watching

    MV5BMTI3NDIyMjIyM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMzA3NjU5._V1_SY317_CR2,0,214,317_.jpg
    VIBE
  • illedoutilledout Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Plap Star wrote: »
    illedout wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    illedout wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    illedout wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    worst ending ever

    my boring dreams are way more wild then this

    you ever been in jail and had a dream you was free chillin with some hoes and then they ask

    "when you got out of jail"

    and you say "FUCK IM STILL LOCKED UP"

    and you wake up in yo bunk pissed off






    bruh I had those dreams too when I was locked up..

    jail gave me my wildest dreams, and the seemed a lot realer

    i done had dreams in jail of runnin on beaches and fuckin bitches on top of horses and just crazy shit

    Yooo,
    I stayed missing the morning, stand up count..
    Dreaming I was in some pussy,
    But then waking up to a CO pounding on the metal door,
    with that fuckin metal stick with the lil ball at the end

    make you wanna punch em in they shit lol

    was U in county or state??

    just the county

    if i go to jail again no matter the charge they already told me im goin to prison

    Yo I know jail aint the shit,
    but its the chances we take when we do the shit we do..
    so it comes with the teritory..
    but yo the ONLY good thing about county is that U close to home..
    Other than that, State is waaaay better..
    It's more peaceful, as long as U don't allow ya self to get caught up in the jailhouse bullshit..
    And it's a lil easier to get close to the female guards and counselors..

    And I don't know how the prisons are down there where U at,
    but in PA. We can buy a television From commissary,
    and have $15 a month taken out our account for cable..
    Having a TV in the cell make it a lil easier to bid..
  • illedoutilledout Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭✭✭
    7figz wrote: »
    Moral of the story - There was that one teacher who tried to reach out to you but you was a knucklehead and chose the street life, and now subconsciously, you're thinking about going the straight and narrow and going back to school but you're afraid you won't be able to achieve (break the lock), etc... etc... etc...

    That, or you fell asleep watching

    MV5BMTI3NDIyMjIyM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMzA3NjU5._V1_SY317_CR2,0,214,317_.jpg

    fam I'm currently in school for computer software..
    But I'm considering going for journalism..
    Thinking what if I can get a job at ESPN or some shit..
    The pay and perks would be worth it..
  • 700700 I just want the money baby, I just want the money Plap City, FLAPosts: 10,300 ✭✭✭✭✭
    illedout wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    illedout wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    illedout wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    illedout wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    worst ending ever

    my boring dreams are way more wild then this

    you ever been in jail and had a dream you was free chillin with some hoes and then they ask

    "when you got out of jail"

    and you say "FUCK IM STILL LOCKED UP"

    and you wake up in yo bunk pissed off






    bruh I had those dreams too when I was locked up..

    jail gave me my wildest dreams, and the seemed a lot realer

    i done had dreams in jail of runnin on beaches and fuckin bitches on top of horses and just crazy shit

    Yooo,
    I stayed missing the morning, stand up count..
    Dreaming I was in some pussy,
    But then waking up to a CO pounding on the metal door,
    with that fuckin metal stick with the lil ball at the end

    make you wanna punch em in they shit lol

    was U in county or state??

    just the county

    if i go to jail again no matter the charge they already told me im goin to prison

    Yo I know jail aint the shit,
    but its the chances we take when we do the shit we do..
    so it comes with the teritory..
    but yo the ONLY good thing about county is that U close to home..
    Other than that, State is waaaay better..
    It's more peaceful, as long as U don't allow ya self to get caught up in the jailhouse bullshit..
    And it's a lil easier to get close to the female guards and counselors..

    And I don't know how the prisons are down there where U at,
    but in PA. We can buy a television From commissary,
    and have $15 a month taken out our account for cable..
    Having a TV in the cell make it a lil easier to bid..

    thats what i heard

    i still aint in a rush to go lol
    illedout
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