I won the roommate battle.

Will Munny

I won the Cold War style standoff with my roommate. Today he paid the rest of the rent on the lease and got all bought is moving into a house with his new chubby bean dip GF

I knew if I held him off long enough his parents would come to the rescue and that they did.

So I say goodbye to my roommate. And to his girlfriend, Adios.

Lou Cypher

Way to wait it out Will!

.IRS.

There goes some entertaining threads.

Ajackson17

Did you at least smashed her?

Will Munny

Never seen her even. Gracias Jesus

fortyacres&amule

Ol Jeremy Shockey celebrate too soon ass nigga

Top Cat

Will munny aint bout that mad real world life

jusdre313

@will i remember u talking about this.. how long was ol girl staying with yall? what u do to get them to bounce?

Will Munny

She was stating firever. I told him she couldn't live here.

darkone360

Congrats Will. Now get bitches.

Max.

You shoulda did some mma shit on him

Nate D.O.

Will Munny wrote: »

She was stating firever. I told him she couldn't live here.

shoulda let her stay on the condition that she works at Auggies and gets u in free/free drinks.

SocialAssassinRati

You should've told him she can stay if she makes homemade guacamole and sucks it off your dick every night promptly at 7:47pm


Viva la mexico

Will Munny

Nate D.O. wrote: »

Will Munny wrote: »

She was stating firever. I told him she couldn't live here.

shoulda let her stay on the condition that she works at Auggies and gets u in free/free drinks.

well thats a ways away. Sugar Daddy's in St. Cloud is the closest strip club from here, and they don't serve alcohol so shes absolutely worthless.

.IRS.

I don't think many people got to see her pic, looked like a tree planter.

Es-Bee

Ajackson17 wrote: »

Did you at least smashed her?

You post how you look & sound

AP12

had a similar situation back in college...

this clown used to rave about how big of a playa he was and he had his chick living with us, but not paying rent. The original deal with us was that he would pay most of the rent b/c i only had a part time student job and he was the one who approached me with the deal...but when things got tight, he asked me if i could pay more.

Convo went like this:

him: say cuzo, i'ma need you to pay some more on the rent
me: why

him: man they cutting back hours at the job and its been getting slow
me: why wont you ask yo girl to chip in? I mean, she practically living here now

him: ~perplexed look on face~ I wouldnt say she live her tho...i mean, she got some stuff here, but she dont live here
me: so she got a key, she got all her clothes and shit here, she wakes up and goes to sleep here, eats food, and you dont think that means she lives here?

him: well she helping out her mama pay for her brother lawyer to try and get him out of jail
me:


Fastforward...one of his homeboys from back home got into some trouble with the laws and ends up moving in...so now its 4 people in a 2 bedroom apt. I called my moms and was like "i got to go"...we found an apt like 2 weeks later...

but back to the roommate...about him being a playa, this niggle would let her use his car, drop him off at work while she went to work at some hotel downtown N.O...well come to find out, she was using this niggle car to go get dick from some other dude...smh...

Omega_Conflict

Roomate=gay bf