WOMEN OF IC: NAME THE WORST SIMPS TO EVER GRACE THIS WEBSITE

thatboydizz

Some of the shit I'm reading is just ridiculous. I know yall females be feeling sorry for some of these niggas. It's time to tell them how you really feel..





THIS IS HOW NOT TO GET PUSSY..NUDES..BACKSHOTS IN 2013

Chicity wrote: »

I'll pop that pussy like a cork and fuck you till you wine

DROWORLDPEACE wrote: »

I'LL FLOSS WITH YO PUBIC HAIR

joseph sun wrote: »

I would buy your farts on itunes

SleepwalkingInJapan wrote: »

I would drag my nuts through miles of shredded glass to hear you whisper through a walkie talkie

blakfyahking wrote: »

If you were a tear in my eye id never cry in fear of losing you

"I gave a hoe on Instagram my SS number."

"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents."

"i would love to find this bitch under the mistletoe, she getting fucked"

"Can I play fruit ninja with your nipples?"

"when I was in the 7th grade my first real girlfriend her name was Kerry,I went too the barbershop and had them cut a K into the back of my head(taper) and I was holding her hand in the hallways buying her supplies and extra chocolate milk at lunch being a real simp.

Plus we was rocking each other's chains not a bad thing but hers had a K pendant on it and I actually wore that shit for about 2 weeks."

Conflict

GOAT lines

VIBE

Chi, Joe and Sleep, LMAO!

AP12

@chicity...explain niggle...

MzGrahamBitches

Moe James and Maestro777

Du_Du

those lines were golden

Law Trafalgar

These niggas got the thirst game all ducked up.

AP12

wtf tho Joe??

thatboydizz

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

Moe James and Maestro777

Them prolly the only 2 niggas you haven't sent straddle pics to

Chicity

Plat by any means huh Dizz?

It's nice to know that even tho I'm retired I'm still the standard that simps strive for

SOTY '11, '12

MF_Doomerville

I can tell each one of them cats gets mad moose knuckle based off them lines.

MzGrahamBitches

thatboydizz wrote: »

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

Moe James and Maestro777

Them prolly the only 2 niggas you haven't sent straddle pics to

I was going to say I hadn't sent one to you, but then I remembered you're a bitch.

twatgetta

Sadly, those lames will continue to use the same lines being clueless they don't work.

Ajackson17

I need to teach them niggas how to simp, since I created it and past it to Aubrey. Fuck! Birdman owes me residuals.

WeeZee

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

thatboydizz wrote: »

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

Moe James and Maestro777

Them prolly the only 2 niggas you haven't sent straddle pics to

I was going to say I hadn't sent one to you, but then I remembered you're a bitch.

Kat, i'm going to have to ask that you don't speak to my e-hubby like that again... Unless you want me to initiate a cracka v cracka smackdown


Anyway, to answer the thread I cringed several times when DRO was pursuing Kat.

Was very embarassing, had me thinking he stood outside her window at night serenading her with a guitar all in an attempt to get drinking her bathwater

thatboydizz

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

thatboydizz wrote: »

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

Moe James and Maestro777

Them prolly the only 2 niggas you haven't sent straddle pics to

I was going to say I hadn't sent one to you, but then I remembered you're a bitch.

Trust me I've seen more of that ass in the few years that I've been here than tarrtarr has seen his whole life

MzGrahamBitches

Lady_Zee wrote: »

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

thatboydizz wrote: »

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

Moe James and Maestro777

Them prolly the only 2 niggas you haven't sent straddle pics to

I was going to say I hadn't sent one to you, but then I remembered you're a bitch.

Kat, i'm going to have to ask that you don't speak to my e-hubby like that again... Unless you want me to initiate a cracka v cracka smackdown


Anyway, to answer the thread I cringed several times when DRO was pursuing Kat.

Was very embarassing, had me thinking he stood outside her window at night serenading her with a guitar all in an attempt to get drinking her bathwater

Your e-hubby needs his woman to save him? That's unfortunate, yet not surprising.

Ajackson17

Damn, why won't those niggas just write erotica books and make money and get the desired pussy with one stone.

WeeZee

Ajackson17 wrote: »

Damn, why won't those niggas just write erotica books and make money and get the desired pussy with one stone.

I can't speak for everyone but I certainly don't think someone who says 'I'd buy your farts on iTunes' is capable of writing any erotica I'd want to read

SleepwalkingInJapan

i dont even remember posting that

who'd i say that to dizz?

edit: had to be @mood

Stopitfive

I'm using one them shits tonight!

CC_Poncho

I know ole girl @Chicity dropped that one on was ready...

Ajackson17

Lady_Zee wrote: »

Ajackson17 wrote: »

Damn, why won't those niggas just write erotica books and make money and get the desired pussy with one stone.

I can't speak for everyone but I certainly don't think someone who says 'I'd buy your farts on iTunes' is capable of writing any erotica I'd want to read

True, I was trying to make them feel better about the situation.

blakfyahking

I was paraphrased SMH

props to t/s for having to make up a line

just so he/she could include my name in his/her thread topic to boost numbers


I appreciate the reverence you have given me shorty

playmaker88

I think they are all postin in this thread... and you t/s nigga are on the board of directors of simps..

WeeZee

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

Lady_Zee wrote: »

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

thatboydizz wrote: »

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

Moe James and Maestro777

Them prolly the only 2 niggas you haven't sent straddle pics to

I was going to say I hadn't sent one to you, but then I remembered you're a bitch.

Kat, i'm going to have to ask that you don't speak to my e-hubby like that again... Unless you want me to initiate a cracka v cracka smackdown


Anyway, to answer the thread I cringed several times when DRO was pursuing Kat.

Was very embarassing, had me thinking he stood outside her window at night serenading her with a guitar all in an attempt to get drinking her bathwater

Your e-hubby needs his woman to save him? That's unfortunate, yet not surprising.

Just because you don't defend TarTar doesn't mean I can't defend my Dizz