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PremeerPremeer Posts: 2,946 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited March 2013 in AKA Donkey
me? a couple years ago me n my guy is downtown jumpin bars n shit.. and at this point.. im a little intoxicated.

this girl dancing on this table twerkin n shit.. its like in a booth and she on the table and the alcohol made me palm her booty.. i had nothing to do with it. it was the alcohol. she turned around n cussed me n my guy out.. but she was mainly cussin my guy out lol he tried tellin her im drunk but she wasnt tryna hear it. bouncers ended up escorting us out.

she shouldnt have been acting like a slut then she wouldnt have been treated like 1.

after that, everybody started callin me the booty slapper lol.

at the time, it was nothing. now i look back in shame smh.
i trust me instincts way more than i trust you
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  • Allah_U_AkbarAllah_U_Akbar _Jay_ Posts: 11,146 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Lurker6Lurker6 Posts: 4,455 ✭✭✭✭✭
    buy a drink period smh.....now i just have the white friends do it
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  • [Trillmatic][Trillmatic] Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭✭✭
    buy a bitch a drink
    Damn son u must not get out much lol

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  • PremeerPremeer Posts: 2,946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've been in a couple bar fights....one in particular...I was on the stage with some bitches and I see shit jumping off with some of my boys...i'm drunk so what do I do?

    Try to Supa Fly Jimmy Snuka a nigga...missed


    hit security and got the Jazzy Jeff treatment with the quickness....not even the worst part




    lost my keys in the fray....was in another county....car got towed...had to pay like 6 or 700 for towing and storage and locksmith...I was like 18...easily one of the stupidest series events of my life ole Lemony Snicket ass shit

    CTFU!!!
    i trust me instincts way more than i trust you
  • spit_fiyaspit_fiya Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Drunk after a broad I didn't even know smh...freshman year in college...thankfully I didn't catch the Herp smh
    MR.CJ
  • SocialAssassinRatiSocialAssassinRati Posts: 1,638 ✭✭✭✭✭
    buy a bitch a drink
    Damn son u must not get out much lol

    nah i just dont feel the need to buy a bitch something just so the hoe can fein interest...

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  • vince_vincevince_vince Posts: 1,596 ✭✭✭✭✭
    palming hoes asses, takin my shirt off (we were oversease, no one knew us haha), destroying half the interior and tryin to stab a nigga in a legendary fight that got us banned for life.

    my nigga took a hoes virginity on the toilet, thats some crazy shit i cant one up
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  • SocialAssassinRatiSocialAssassinRati Posts: 1,638 ✭✭✭✭✭
    palming hoes asses, takin my shirt off (we were oversease, no one knew us haha), destroying half the interior and tryin to stab a nigga in a legendary fight that got us banned for life.

    my nigga took a hoes virginity on the toilet, thats some crazy shit i cant one up

    i fucked that asian chick i posted in the club before
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  • PremeerPremeer Posts: 2,946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    palming hoes asses, takin my shirt off (we were oversease, no one knew us haha), destroying half the interior and tryin to stab a nigga in a legendary fight that got us banned for life.

    my nigga took a hoes virginity on the toilet, thats some crazy shit i cant one up

    i fucked that asian chick i posted in the club before
    pics?
    i trust me instincts way more than i trust you
    almighty breezeLurker6illestni99ainneValentinez A. Kaiser
  • SocialAssassinRatiSocialAssassinRati Posts: 1,638 ✭✭✭✭✭
    100 Prime wrote: »
    palming hoes asses, takin my shirt off (we were oversease, no one knew us haha), destroying half the interior and tryin to stab a nigga in a legendary fight that got us banned for life.

    my nigga took a hoes virginity on the toilet, thats some crazy shit i cant one up

    i fucked that asian chick i posted in the club before
    pics?

    they're in the post a pic thread bruh
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  • CashmoneyDuxCashmoneyDux Posts: 10,466 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I was Dj one time at this club and I accidentally played a song that shouldn't have been played...
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  • PremeerPremeer Posts: 2,946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I was Dj one time at this club and I accidentally played a song that shouldn't have been played...
    what song you play
    i trust me instincts way more than i trust you
  • SocialAssassinRatiSocialAssassinRati Posts: 1,638 ✭✭✭✭✭
    she's Laotian...we been fucking since HS so I guess so lol
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  • Dr.ChemixDr.Chemix Posts: 11,823 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I was Dj one time at this club and I accidentally played a song that shouldn't have been played...

    Bruh, DJ fail moments could make a good thread if cats DJ on the regular. You fuck up on them decks and it feels like the finger of judgement is pointing at you...

    The principle, YOUR academics inadmissiable
    You're indefensible, my style is so comprehensible
    Cats take it to heart like a ventricle
    You temporary like a weather pattern
    Forgot. I'm like you never happened
    Don't never say whatever happened to Mos?
    My light shine boast from the East to the Left Coast..


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  • PremeerPremeer Posts: 2,946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i wish i had explored more sexually outside black females. now i may never get to have that luxury to experiment to see whats out there.

    i had 1 PR chick.. and only penetrated 1 white woman and it was wack. head was wack, also.
    i trust me instincts way more than i trust you
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