Ever Tried to Kill a Nigga?

Maximus RexMaximus Rex Pulchritudo in Conspectu RegisThe EmpreyanPosts: 6,355 ✭✭✭✭✭
Back in the day, my boy Chuck had was in funk with this nigga. Due to the fact that Chuck never went and fought this nigga or his potnas, (they had jumped him,) potna felt as if it was on "on sight," whenever he saw Chuck. One night, Chuck, Chuck's future wife, and myself went to pick up Chuck's future wife's potna from work, and this nigga shows up and of course it's on.

Dude steals on Chuck and I get out of the car, trying to find out what's going on, namely why is this nigga fucking with my boy. Being the hothead that I am coupled with fierce sense of loyalty I have for my friends, I'm ready to whoop this nigga's ass and I go for a tire iron, but Chuck is telling me to get in the car. While I'm getting in the car, dude hits me, but Chuck is trying to gather everybody into the car. Then this stupid muthafucka utters those infamous words, that would forever alter my life and that would be the source of much grief and frustration for me. Dude said, "Imma killed up everybody in this muthafucka." Taking him at his word, I proceeded to get in my car, the last thing I remember was turning on the key to the ignition.

How time went by or what exactly happen during the interim, I couldn't tell you. I vaguely remember something navy blue moving out of the way of the car, then I heard, "Stop!" I stopped the car, looked out of the driver's side window and there was a cop with a probably 9 pointed at my head. Apparently, I tried to run this bitch ass nigga over, and that navy blue figure I saw out of my back window was a cop moving out of the way of the car.


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All of this happen in this parking lot.
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  • hueyhuey Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Tried and failed
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  • texasdaking88texasdaking88 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • BiblicalAtheist BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsPosts: 14,596 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nah, ain't been anyone worth spending time in jail for.
    Meester
  • Black_SamsonBlack_Samson do 10 pushups everytime you read my post... you know you want too. Posts: 60,682 Regulator
    Noooooo?
    if i were an FBI Agent tasked with monitoring a forum, I'd post random pictures and watch the reactions of the people.
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  • Joker_De_La_LoverJoker_De_La_Lover PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES Working On My LowriderPosts: 42,585 Regulator
    Baybey wrote: »
    Baybey wrote: »
    lol i was just listening to jigga.

    "damn I just shot my nigga
    And ran off into the night as if it was not my nigga"

    you can feel the emotion in this song, especially that line.

    but anyway, nope @ title.

    Are you really a woman?

    girl bye.

    Why must you avoid the question?
    Fuck you, I'm a mod
    BaybeyTonyDubbz
  • WYRMWYRM The Dude Abides...Posts: 989 ✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2013
    Tried and got a hell of a lot closer to it than you did ^^OP^^. I have no pictures, hell it was way before cellphones had cameras anyway, but I was charged with aggravated assult with intent.
  • Maximus RexMaximus Rex Pulchritudo in Conspectu Regis The EmpreyanPosts: 6,355 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nigga did you head butt your keyboard to type that dull ass incoherent story out?
    The fuck happened to the well read Maximus? Who the is this illiterate nigga posing as Rex?

    I have this problem going back to the third grade when I would write (or in this case type) something, I would leave out words, plus I tend to get really lazy and not proofread what I write. Sometimes, I'll go back and clean it up if it's really bad. It it's something that I deem to be important, I'll do it as I go. If this thread is wrought with errors, I'll fix it later.

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  • DJ Pauls ArmDJ Pauls Arm Posts: 1,973 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bruh types like he is 11yrs old.
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  • 1of11of1 Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So the guy who jumped your man Chuck with his friends was also a friend of Chuck's future wife?


    And sMH @ trying. If I'm trying to kill someone that shit is definitely gonna happen.
  • damobb2deepdamobb2deep Posts: 19,972 ✭✭✭✭✭
    yes been in a few shoot outs... *shrugs*
    Screwtape
  • El PayasoEl Payaso Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭✭
    I kill niggas daily when I step to the keys with my postual content
    ...Freepost...
    CashmoneyDuxLincolnericb4prez
  • El PayasoEl Payaso Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭✭
    I actually just read the last paragraph of your initial post and want to retract my freepost and pose you a question.

    Did you really make a thread trying to get cool points for running your car at someone?
    Are you a 20 year old heart broken white bitch?

    Is this how Maximus Rexes handle their business?
    Im sorry Dina, Ive just never seen any family celebrate bitch-assness the way this one does. (Meet The Parents)
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  • Maximus RexMaximus Rex Pulchritudo in Conspectu Regis The EmpreyanPosts: 6,355 ✭✭✭✭✭
    El Payaso wrote: »
    I actually just read the last paragraph of your initial post and want to retract my freepost and pose you a question.

    Did you really make a thread trying to get cool points for running your car at someone?
    Are you a 20 year old heart broken white bitch?

    Is this how Maximus Rexes handle their business?
    Im sorry Dina, Ive just never seen any family celebrate bitch-assness the way this one does. (Meet The Parents)

    Did you're dumb ass actually have unmitigated gall to question the reason why made and posted this thread? Then being the silly nigga that you are think I'm on here trying to gain some "e-props?" Is that what you're impling you insipient bitch?

    The fact is I felt that lives of not only myself, but why friends were in jeopardy and that "self-preservation," thing kicked in. The car was the weapon of choice, because that's what was available, if I had a gun shit would have been much worse, not only for that nigga, but for myself.

    I don't post to gain respect from a bunch of anynomous nigga who'll I'll never meet in life. I post to pass the time, gauge people's opinion on shit, and to humor myself, nothing more, nothing less. No go simp behind some OC in feckless attempt to get some pictures of her clevage so you can have some new jerk-off material.
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  • Joker_De_La_LoverJoker_De_La_Lover PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES Working On My LowriderPosts: 42,585 Regulator
    No one is reading all this shit
    Fuck you, I'm a mod
  • Maximus RexMaximus Rex Pulchritudo in Conspectu Regis The EmpreyanPosts: 6,355 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2013
    No one is reading all this shit

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  • riddlerapriddlerap G Unit 4 Life 50's MansionPosts: 16,844 ✭✭✭✭✭
    just one time where this dude stole my TV and i stabbed him.
    trust no one, just my sig
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  • riddlerapriddlerap G Unit 4 Life 50's MansionPosts: 16,844 ✭✭✭✭✭
    sleepwalkinginjapan too new to the IC to remember that story.
    trust no one, just my sig
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  • 700700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAPosts: 14,446 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2013
    freehuey89 wrote: »
    Tried and failed

    i missed
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?

    b00kie wrote: »
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?
    haha He cool man, I wasn't in the streets but

    He was always lil, like 5'3. But a big mouth, couple times nigga had to square up. At the football game he took that stick the drum major had and cracked a nigga over the head w it and broke the stick

    Nigga was cold on the bball court though, I didn't get that starting spot until he stopped coming to school. School let out at 3 we had to stay till the games at 6 so he used to just rap about whatever people talkin about passng time.

    Then he started hanging w C-Loc and them, rappin/hustling whatever, rarely came to school anymore. When he did he would just be Polo down.... come, counting stacks $ at recess, everybody lookin.

    OH and biology class blunt fell out his ear and the teacher tried to grab it. He twist that lady arm grabbed the blunt off the floor n left. lol
    Far from a groupie...but a Boosie story

    Nga was in the club and I was out and about in another state..I was doing business there and decide to step out...and heard dude was going to be at the club on the radio...Now I don't know dude like that..but again my patnas know dude...I goes to the club..dude has his own section in the club..him and his crew and a few women...I walk up to the area and he comes over and he like you be in B.R. and you be wit such and such and I was like yea..he like mayne what you doing out here..I told him.. he was like..mayne you family come on in V.I.P. and get what you want..you want this..you want that..i was like nah..nga handed me a bottle and told me just to take it...again I don't know dude like that to be gettin a bottle..but the love he showed..I see why ngas love this nga down here so much...so I was leaving the club after he performed..nga was like you good you need bread..you need money on a room..and I was like shocked the nga even reached out like that..and I was like nah.. Nga didn't care who you were..if he fucks wit you..he fucks wit you..that's why alot cats fuck wit the lil nga...




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  • damnkpdamnkp Posts: 1,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So one nigga punched you and ya boy in front of two females and made y'all get back in the car? He must have had a hell of a right hand for you not to try and fight back...and then you tried to run him over?..that's not hothead behavior
    Trollio dwade206
  • deathrowzorrowdeathrowzorrow Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2013
    This nigga makes a thread askin us if we tried to kill a nigga? Nigga you think we gonna snitch on ourself?
    :)] :)] :)] :)] :)] :)]
    Sour-CreamBaybey
  • Maximus RexMaximus Rex Pulchritudo in Conspectu Regis The EmpreyanPosts: 6,355 ✭✭✭✭✭
    damnkp wrote: »
    So one nigga punched you and ya boy in front of two females and made y'all get back in the car? He must have had a hell of a right hand for you not to try and fight back...and then you tried to run him over?..that's not hothead behavior

    Anger set in. I was trying remove myself from situation and I didn't appreciate that from the bitch ass nigga. Suck punch was worthy enough for a trip to the hospital. Only when faggot ass muthafucka threaten us, did I try to run him over. Back then, I was in "escalate-go-on-level-higher,,"mode.

    This nigga makes a thread askin us if we tried to kill a nigga? Nigga you think we gonna snitch on ourself?
    :)] :)] :)] :)] :)] :)]

    Naw, nigga. Only replay stories that the statue of limitations have run out on or the if the issue has been adjudicated.

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