pornstar draft 2013

damobb2deepdamobb2deep Posts: 16,536 ✭✭✭✭✭
ok I've done this thread before ( it was my 1st plat thread I ever did) but in the wake of the 2013 nfl draft im bringing back the pornstar draft.. this is how it goes

you get 2 pick up to 8 players and they have to me this criteria...

u need 1 " star player"

1 " rookie" ( been in the game 3 years or less or under the age of 23)

1 " vet"

u need 2 " supporting cast players"

and up 3 stars on the bench (optional but depending on how well this thread goes its good to have a bench 4 trades and things)


rules are if a person picks a pornstar obviously they are gone and the only way u can pick that star up is if the person who has them trades with u..

and if this goes well and there are enough people drafting we can have a poll and get a tournament goin on who has the best overall "team"



my team is...

star player nyomi bankxxx

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my rookie is

Bethany benz

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my vet is roxy Reynolds

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supporting cast will be

misty stone
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catalina taylor

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bench is...

evanni solei

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Erika Vuitton

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and aliana love

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  • CottonCitySlimCottonCitySlim Posts: 5,254 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i dunno mayne...that no make up thread fucked up my already poor view of these hoes...

    can i draft retired hoes?
    DA_Executionah! tha bause
  • ohhhlaohhhla Posts: 10,341 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bethany Benz.

    Even tho she's like 6'2 in heels.
  • damobb2deepdamobb2deep Posts: 16,536 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i dunno mayne...that no make up thread fucked up my already poor view of these hoes...

    can i draft retired hoes?

    Yea catalina Taylor and I think aliana love have retired
  • Dr.ChemixDr.Chemix Posts: 11,809 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Due to late night office hours, I cannot recover pictures of picks

    1st Pick (Star Player): Sabara...if you don't know you better find out
    Vet Pick: Gianna Michaels...work ethic phenomenal
    Supporting Cast: Alicia Tyler/Tia Sweets/
    Bench Warmers: Vanessa Blue/Jada Fire/Italia Blue
    damobb2deepKINGECunspoken_respecta.mann
  • damobb2deepdamobb2deep Posts: 16,536 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dope Era wrote: »
    Star Player
    Lacey Duvalle
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    Rookie
    Kakey
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    Vet
    Pinky
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    Supporting Cast
    Melrose Foxxx
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    Taylor Layne
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    Bench
    Lethal Lipps
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    Givin u a goat cuz of lethal lipps alone damn dem bytches juicy..
  • Dr.ChemixDr.Chemix Posts: 11,809 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lethal lipps...dog...she sucks dick like she trying to suck the poison out ya shit
  • Dr.ChemixDr.Chemix Posts: 11,809 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dude on the second gif always cracks me the fuck up
    CashmoneyDux
  • da hardest outda hardest out hampton, vaPosts: 362 ✭✭✭
    man im too lazy to get the pics i want, but yall can look my hoes up.
    star player- Mya lovely
    vet-janet jacme
    Rookie- Skin diamond
    bench- dani daniels, jada stevens, destiny mendoza
    supporting cast- emy reyes, annette schwartz
  • bignormbignorm Posts: 5,414 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2013
    Star player- Kristina Rose
    vet- Bobbi Starr
    Rookie-Anastasia Vanderbust
    Bench-Ava Devine, Amber Rayne, Kitten
    supporting cast-Annie Cruz, Belladonna
  • MARIO_DROMARIO_DRO Posts: 12,306 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I DONT BE KNOWING THESE CHICKS NAMES AND I DONT KNOW WHOS NEW.. BUT JUST LET ME HAVE

    KITTEN
    SKY BLACK
    BEAUTY DIOR
    JANET JACME
    AVA DEVINE
    JAZMINE CASHMERE
    THE UGLY WHITE CHICK WITH THE BIG BOOTY WHO RIDES DICK LIKE A PRO
    KAYKE


    .....AND IM GOOD
    unspoken_respectAggyAFa.mann
  • damobb2deepdamobb2deep Posts: 16,536 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sion wrote: »
    Lemme just post my team up real quick cuz homey said we can't have the same broads. Nigga KILLED me breathin when I see he had Jada Stevens on his roster got dayum fam :(

    Star Player -- Abella Anderson (that's the wife)
    Rookie -- Kristina Rose
    Vet -- Jazmine Cashmere

    Supporting Cast -- Skin Diamond, Lisa Ann

    Bench -- Lily Thai, London Keyes, Daisy Marie

    Hohoooo let's get this show started.... we finna trade hoes like pokemon cards. I'm looking for a Bobbi Starr.

    Sorry but skin diamond was taken already...
    Sion
  • damobb2deepdamobb2deep Posts: 16,536 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I DONT BE KNOWING THESE CHICKS NAMES AND I DONT KNOW WHOS NEW.. BUT JUST LET ME HAVE

    KITTEN
    SKY BLACK
    BEAUTY DIOR
    JANET JACME
    AVA DEVINE
    JAZMINE CASHMERE
    THE UGLY WHITE CHICK WITH THE BIG BOOTY WHO RIDES DICK LIKE A PRO
    KAYKE


    .....AND IM GOOD

    Kitten and Jasmine cashmere have been taken... U can trade if u want or cheat n go in the poweful porn movement thread and pic some newer talent..
  • SionSion Moderator, AHH Content Producer, AHH Editor Posts: 24,453 Regulator
    Sion wrote: »
    Lemme just post my team up real quick cuz homey said we can't have the same broads. Nigga KILLED me breathin when I see he had Jada Stevens on his roster got dayum fam :(

    Star Player -- Abella Anderson (that's the wife)
    Rookie -- Kristina Rose
    Vet -- Jazmine Cashmere

    Supporting Cast -- Skin Diamond, Lisa Ann

    Bench -- Lily Thai, London Keyes, Daisy Marie

    Hohoooo let's get this show started.... we finna trade hoes like pokemon cards. I'm looking for a Bobbi Starr.

    Sorry but skin diamond was taken already...

    Word ? GOT DAYUM NOOOO !!! ok ok hold up.... lemme take.....

    Isis Taylor then....

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    I couldn't think of anyone else :(

    Also @damobb2deep aye fam you need to have a talk @bignorm, how dis nigga gonna try and take Kristina from me after she chose me first ? He fuckin it up I wanna trade for Belladonna....... I demand fealty for Kristina Rose !!!!!
  • damobb2deepdamobb2deep Posts: 16,536 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sion wrote: »
    Lemme just post my team up real quick cuz homey said we can't have the same broads. Nigga KILLED me breathin when I see he had Jada Stevens on his roster got dayum fam :(

    Star Player -- Abella Anderson (that's the wife)
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    Rookie -- Kristina Rose
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    Vet -- Jazmine Cashmere
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    Supporting Cast:
    Skin Diamond
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    Lisa Ann
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    Bench:
    Lily Thai
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    London Keyes
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    Daisy Marie
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    Hohoooo let's get this show started.... we finna trade hoes like pokemon cards. I'm looking for a Bobbi Starr.

    Lol u got me thinkin bout trading 2 of my chicks 4 abella Anderson already...
    SionSage Wonder
  • SionSion Moderator, AHH Content Producer, AHH Editor Posts: 24,453 Regulator
    edited April 2013
    @damobb2deep

    Whoa der whoa der boi.... hooold up on Abella..... I might take whooole rosters for her... she aint up for trade..... yet. She drops 40 points a game b. She won championships for me and did marathons, 4 sound too little.
    damobb2deeptha bause
  • SionSion Moderator, AHH Content Producer, AHH Editor Posts: 24,453 Regulator
    Dayum I didn't even know Melrose Foxx did the brown hair at one time. I like that joint much better than the blonde.

    Looking at that pic tho and thinking about porn today, it's crazy how many of the good pornstars (Kitten, Jazmine, Lacey, Melrose Foxx) have left.
  • 2stepz_ahead2stepz_ahead Who I am is Complex, What i am, simply put. I'm a Threat walking out the lions denPosts: 16,932 ✭✭✭✭✭
    yall niggas better steal my idea
    Sion
  • damobb2deepdamobb2deep Posts: 16,536 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bethany Benz can't fuck worth a damn

    she been doin better since she started taking it up the ass *shrugs* lol
  • bignormbignorm Posts: 5,414 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Sion playin games outchea. When i posted Kristina Rose, he hadnt posted yet.
    Nigga doin mod tricks.
    Also, she cant be a rookie, she been in the game too long, so, i win by default.
    white715J. WillCP203tha bause
  • SionSion Moderator, AHH Content Producer, AHH Editor Posts: 24,453 Regulator
    edited April 2013
    bignorm wrote: »
    @Sion playin games outchea. When i posted Kristina Rose, he hadnt posted yet.
    Nigga doin mod tricks.
    Also, she cant be a rookie, she been in the game too long, so, i win by default.

    LOOOOOOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL naaaah it aint een like that !!!!!! I chose her first !!!! We might have to trade hoes.....

    Give me a proposition LOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.....
  • bignormbignorm Posts: 5,414 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I got the best team. Baltimore Ravens/SF 49ers front office outchea
    I got like 6 of the filthiest 7 stars in the game B.
    They might not be the prettiest, (except Kristina and Bobbi), but these hoes
    will leave niggas passed out, confused .
    damobb2deepVulcanRaven
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