Somebody posted this on Facebook, crackin me up:
The "reviews" kill me:
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Bennett Updated Nov 28, 2012
i recommend any rape cave in the atlantic, the dolphins are always so welcoming
Ian Updated Nov 26, 2012
both the south carolina and Miami dolphin rape caves are absurdly overrated, the service is terrible and i hardly even prolapsed. i would advise against going to any caves on the eastern seaboard. stick with tried and true Hawaii, it's popular for a reason.
Updated Nov 11, 2012
Can anyone recommend a good rape cave to visit during the holidays? I was thinking of maybe the Hawaii rape cave.
linus Updated Sep 27, 2012
I particularly enjoyed the Miami Dolphin Rape Cave, however it was during Hurricane Isaac, so I may have overstayed my welcome. It hurts to sit.
Brandon Updated Aug 31, 2012
Great times at the Miami rape cave.
Updated Feb 21, 2012
its AIDS retard
an Updated Dec 10, 2011
The South African rape caves are probably my favorite dolphin rape caves in the world. I've been to 5/8 of the rape caves worldwide, but the South African chapter of DRCWW(Dolphin Rape Caves World Wide) is by far the best, this is even in light of the higher rate of dolphin AID's and other STD's in the area.