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What was the last simp text you sent ?

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  • Mr.LVMr.LV Posts: 13,673 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • VulcanRavenVulcanRaven I don't knowPosts: 18,574 ✭✭✭✭✭
    darkone360 wrote: »
    Not a simp text but I sent this to one bitch:
    "You greedy"
    In which she replied "I will suck your dick just like food so you should be glad"
    Then she continued "I will suck out and swallow the cum like a milkshake"
    And I just replied "damn"


    Hell that's the only response you can give after that.
    I plan to hold her to it to.
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ology Posts: 63,725 ✭✭✭✭✭
    However this little situation did get kind of close not to long ago...




    Me: Like...Have You Ever Heard Of E&J or Hennessy?

    Her: Hennessy Yes E&J No.Lol

    Me: Ok ..well Hennessy is a cognac ... It's a brown liqour strong yet refined .. I might let you try it ... Mayyyyybe

    Her: Maybe huh !? Lol how's the family ?

    Me: Yeah.... mayyybe ... I might want to see what this whole "handsy" thing is all about ... And the fam is good just chillin out ..

    Her: Haha ! We will see mr :p




    Pffffffftttt!!! ..... Brawd really thought she was about to get a sqwigg of my Yak tho?!!? ..... Nigga yeahhhhh right .... Can't believe I even opened the door to that kind of offer what was I thinking puttin my henny up for grabs like that...smh .... That's why you gotta nip this simp shit in the bud EARLY before it gets out of hand..


    Worrrrd....



    So wait nigga. You chose the yak over the puss?? Bruh, let ole girl get a lil swig. Get her loose and open a lil.
    AGSN: OUR MOVEMENT STILL CONTINUES.
    700
  • Max.Max. Now go home and get your fucking shinebox Posts: 31,896 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Aqua bitch u literally need to move weight u fat bitch
    Chi Snowgns
  • Chef_Taylor Chef_Taylor Young King.....pay me in gold Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ayo LV how you post them text messages like that.
    My weakness Beautiful Black Women>

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  • THIRDSUPREMETHIRDSUPREME TargSettotheDeathLarkKillaNigga Home of the SlavesPosts: 7,328 ✭✭✭✭✭
    However this little situation did get kind of close not to long ago...




    Me: Like...Have You Ever Heard Of E&J or Hennessy?

    Her: Hennessy Yes E&J No.Lol

    Me: Ok ..well Hennessy is a cognac ... It's a brown liqour strong yet refined .. I might let you try it ... Mayyyyybe

    Her: Maybe huh !? Lol how's the family ?

    Me: Yeah.... mayyybe ... I might want to see what this whole "handsy" thing is all about ... And the fam is good just chillin out ..

    Her: Haha ! We will see mr :p




    Pffffffftttt!!! ..... Brawd really thought she was about to get a sqwigg of my Yak tho?!!? ..... Nigga yeahhhhh right .... Can't believe I even opened the door to that kind of offer what was I thinking puttin my henny up for grabs like that...smh .... That's why you gotta nip this simp shit in the bud EARLY before it gets out of hand..


    Worrrrd....

    Man get her some MD 20/20 and call it a day. She can drink the Hen when she's proven herself.
    JDSTAYWITITgoldenja
  • Mr.LVMr.LV Posts: 13,673 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Doubletee wrote: »
    Ayo LV how you post them text messages like that.

    First you capture the image with phone by hitting the home button and power button at the same time

    Then you go to the image to crop out the phone number so nobody online can see it

    Then I upload it using my photobucket app on my phone then go to view links menu copy the image URL and you done. Those text messages I posted happen this morning lol.

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    Chef_Taylor JDSTAYWITIT
  • JDSTAYWITITJDSTAYWITIT .........Tell your mother she has a cute mouth #GIANTS #2014/2012/2010 #FUCK.KCPosts: 12,910 ✭✭✭✭✭
    darkone360 wrote: »
    However this little situation did get kind of close not to long ago...




    Me: Like...Have You Ever Heard Of E&J or Hennessy?

    Her: Hennessy Yes E&J No.Lol

    Me: Ok ..well Hennessy is a cognac ... It's a brown liqour strong yet refined .. I might let you try it ... Mayyyyybe

    Her: Maybe huh !? Lol how's the family ?

    Me: Yeah.... mayyybe ... I might want to see what this whole "handsy" thing is all about ... And the fam is good just chillin out ..

    Her: Haha ! We will see mr :p




    Pffffffftttt!!! ..... Brawd really thought she was about to get a sqwigg of my Yak tho?!!? ..... Nigga yeahhhhh right .... Can't believe I even opened the door to that kind of offer what was I thinking puttin my henny up for grabs like that...smh .... That's why you gotta nip this simp shit in the bud EARLY before it gets out of hand..


    Worrrrd....



    So wait nigga. You chose the yak over the puss?? Bruh, let ole girl get a lil swig. Get her loose and open a lil.

    Nigga are you crazy? Y'all niggas better stop puttin all this "stock" into these females ...I barley even knew her .... Hell nah she ain't gettin my henny bruh... However ... If your real about your shit ... You know to keep some "Straw-ber-Rita's" or flavored "Smirnoff Ice" on deck to weather situations just like this ... Trust ... These chicks LOVE that fuckin straw -ber- rita tho


    In the words of the great Suga Free

    "I rather give you my bitch, then to let you breathe on my last bit if indo smoke"
    CHAMPION.

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    West$ide.
    lookdudegnsxxCivicxx
  • DNB1DNB1 Still nigga... Posts: 19,526 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Me: Pop dat pussy and shake dat ass!

    Her: nigga you ain't getting no pussy, left the washing up and let the boy out without making his bed...haha

    Me: So I lose again?

    Her: Keep your son in check...lol

    Son got cussed for that shit...smh at kids indirectly cock blocking...
    [Deleted User]illedoutAjackson17
  • Mr.LVMr.LV Posts: 13,673 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DNB1 wrote: »
    Me: Pop dat pussy and shake dat ass!

    Her: nigga you ain't getting no pussy, left the washing up and let the boy out without making his bed...haha

    Me: So I lose again?

    Her: Keep your son in check...lol

    Son got cussed for that shit...smh at kids indirectly cock blocking...

    Damn that's fucked up.

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  • MeesterMeester Indifferent. Outrage LandPosts: 16,247 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lechic wrote: »
    Simpin?

    .....It's 2013 .....Nigga We Off That

    Bruh.

    JDSTAYWITIT.
    I'm all out of thirst .... This is rare
    April 23 ( IN 2013)


    JDSTAYWITIT. → lechic
    Put on your red dress
    And slip on your high heels
    And some of that sweet perfume
    It sure smells good on you
    Slide on your lipstick
    Let your hair down
    Cause Baby when you get through
    I'm going to show you
    Tonight will be a special night
    No matter where we go
    And I'm so proud to be with you
    I just wanna let you know

    You got my saying
    My, My, My
    My, My, My
    You sho look good tonight
    And your so damn fine
    I gotta say
    My, My, My
    My, My, My
    You sho look good tonight
    1Flag • Wack 2Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT 1LOL •
    April 15 Comment (IN 2013)


    .......................damn.
    Powered by 9(0)'s sun.
    Lincoln
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ology Posts: 63,725 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lechic wrote: »
    Simpin?

    .....It's 2013 .....Nigga We Off That

    Bruh.

    JDSTAYWITIT.
    I'm all out of thirst .... This is rare
    April 23 ( IN 2013)


    JDSTAYWITIT. → lechic
    Put on your red dress
    And slip on your high heels
    And some of that sweet perfume
    It sure smells good on you
    Slide on your lipstick
    Let your hair down
    Cause Baby when you get through
    I'm going to show you
    Tonight will be a special night
    No matter where we go
    And I'm so proud to be with you
    I just wanna let you know

    You got my saying
    My, My, My
    My, My, My
    You sho look good tonight
    And your so damn fine
    I gotta say
    My, My, My
    My, My, My
    You sho look good tonight
    1Flag • Wack 2Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT 1LOL •
    April 15 Comment (IN 2013)




    Bruh no.
    AGSN: OUR MOVEMENT STILL CONTINUES.
    atribecalledgabiLincolnxxCivicxx
  • lookdudelookdude Posts: 16,646 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lechic wrote: »
    Simpin?

    .....It's 2013 .....Nigga We Off That

    Bruh.

    JDSTAYWITIT.
    I'm all out of thirst .... This is rare
    April 23 ( IN 2013)


    JDSTAYWITIT. → lechic
    Put on your red dress
    And slip on your high heels
    And some of that sweet perfume
    It sure smells good on you
    Slide on your lipstick
    Let your hair down
    Cause Baby when you get through
    I'm going to show you
    Tonight will be a special night
    No matter where we go
    And I'm so proud to be with you
    I just wanna let you know

    You got my saying
    My, My, My
    My, My, My
    You sho look good tonight
    And your so damn fine
    I gotta say
    My, My, My
    My, My, My
    You sho look good tonight
    1Flag • Wack 2Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT 1LOL •
    April 15 Comment (IN 2013)


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    Creepset Cuh !
    JDSTAYWITITLincoln
  • JDSTAYWITITJDSTAYWITIT .........Tell your mother she has a cute mouth #GIANTS #2014/2012/2010 #FUCK.KCPosts: 12,910 ✭✭✭✭✭
    darkone360 wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    Simpin?

    .....It's 2013 .....Nigga We Off That

    Bruh.

    JDSTAYWITIT.
    I'm all out of thirst .... This is rare
    April 23 ( IN 2013)


    JDSTAYWITIT. → lechic
    Put on your red dress
    And slip on your high heels
    And some of that sweet perfume
    It sure smells good on you
    Slide on your lipstick
    Let your hair down
    Cause Baby when you get through
    I'm going to show you
    Tonight will be a special night
    No matter where we go
    And I'm so proud to be with you
    I just wanna let you know

    You got my saying
    My, My, My
    My, My, My
    You sho look good tonight
    And your so damn fine
    I gotta say
    My, My, My
    My, My, My
    You sho look good tonight
    1Flag • Wack 2Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT 1LOL •
    April 15 Comment (IN 2013)




    Bruh no.

    Chuck is my exception bruh...
    CHAMPION.

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    West$ide.
  • 700700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAPosts: 14,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
    However this little situation did get kind of close not to long ago...




    Me: Like...Have You Ever Heard Of E&J or Hennessy?

    Her: Hennessy Yes E&J No.Lol

    Me: Ok ..well Hennessy is a cognac ... It's a brown liqour strong yet refined .. I might let you try it ... Mayyyyybe

    Her: Maybe huh !? Lol how's the family ?

    Me: Yeah.... mayyybe ... I might want to see what this whole "handsy" thing is all about ... And the fam is good just chillin out ..

    Her: Haha ! We will see mr :p




    Pffffffftttt!!! ..... Brawd really thought she was about to get a sqwigg of my Yak tho?!!? ..... Nigga yeahhhhh right .... Can't believe I even opened the door to that kind of offer what was I thinking puttin my henny up for grabs like that...smh .... That's why you gotta nip this simp shit in the bud EARLY before it gets out of hand..


    Worrrrd....

    you crazy

    me and ol girl would be pissy ass drunk, butt booty ass naked

    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?

    b00kie wrote: »
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?
    haha He cool man, I wasn't in the streets but

    He was always lil, like 5'3. But a big mouth, couple times nigga had to square up. At the football game he took that stick the drum major had and cracked a nigga over the head w it and broke the stick

    Nigga was cold on the bball court though, I didn't get that starting spot until he stopped coming to school. School let out at 3 we had to stay till the games at 6 so he used to just rap about whatever people talkin about passng time.

    Then he started hanging w C-Loc and them, rappin/hustling whatever, rarely came to school anymore. When he did he would just be Polo down.... come, counting stacks $ at recess, everybody lookin.

    OH and biology class blunt fell out his ear and the teacher tried to grab it. He twist that lady arm grabbed the blunt off the floor n left. lol
    Far from a groupie...but a Boosie story

    Nga was in the club and I was out and about in another state..I was doing business there and decide to step out...and heard dude was going to be at the club on the radio...Now I don't know dude like that..but again my patnas know dude...I goes to the club..dude has his own section in the club..him and his crew and a few women...I walk up to the area and he comes over and he like you be in B.R. and you be wit such and such and I was like yea..he like mayne what you doing out here..I told him.. he was like..mayne you family come on in V.I.P. and get what you want..you want this..you want that..i was like nah..nga handed me a bottle and told me just to take it...again I don't know dude like that to be gettin a bottle..but the love he showed..I see why ngas love this nga down here so much...so I was leaving the club after he performed..nga was like you good you need bread..you need money on a room..and I was like shocked the nga even reached out like that..and I was like nah.. Nga didn't care who you were..if he fucks wit you..he fucks wit you..that's why alot cats fuck wit the lil nga...




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    TheEyeronic1illedoutxxCivicxx
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