What was the last simp text you sent ?

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  • Mr.LVMr.LV Posts: 9,386 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • VulcanRavenVulcanRaven Rise from the ashes MarylandPosts: 14,888 ✭✭✭✭✭
    darkone360 wrote: »
    Not a simp text but I sent this to one bitch:
    "You greedy"
    In which she replied "I will suck your dick just like food so you should be glad"
    Then she continued "I will suck out and swallow the cum like a milkshake"
    And I just replied "damn"


    Hell that's the only response you can give after that.
    I plan to hold her to it to.
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Phat Bootyologist Posts: 41,455 ✭✭✭✭✭
    However this little situation did get kind of close not to long ago...




    Me: Like...Have You Ever Heard Of E&J or Hennessy?

    Her: Hennessy Yes E&J No.Lol

    Me: Ok ..well Hennessy is a cognac ... It's a brown liqour strong yet refined .. I might let you try it ... Mayyyyybe

    Her: Maybe huh !? Lol how's the family ?

    Me: Yeah.... mayyybe ... I might want to see what this whole "handsy" thing is all about ... And the fam is good just chillin out ..

    Her: Haha ! We will see mr :p




    Pffffffftttt!!! ..... Brawd really thought she was about to get a sqwigg of my Yak tho?!!? ..... Nigga yeahhhhh right .... Can't believe I even opened the door to that kind of offer what was I thinking puttin my henny up for grabs like that...smh .... That's why you gotta nip this simp shit in the bud EARLY before it gets out of hand..


    Worrrrd....



    So wait nigga. You chose the yak over the puss?? Bruh, let ole girl get a lil swig. Get her loose and open a lil.
    700
  • Max.Max. How bout i break ya arm n roundhouse kick ur head off? Posts: 21,166 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Aqua bitch u literally need to move weight u fat bitch
    Chicitygns
  • Chef_Taylor Chef_Taylor Young King.....pay me in gold Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ayo LV how you post them text messages like that.
  • THIRDSUPREMETHIRDSUPREME Still Coon Killa.... Nigga Home of the SlavesPosts: 5,570 ✭✭✭✭✭
    However this little situation did get kind of close not to long ago...




    Me: Like...Have You Ever Heard Of E&J or Hennessy?

    Her: Hennessy Yes E&J No.Lol

    Me: Ok ..well Hennessy is a cognac ... It's a brown liqour strong yet refined .. I might let you try it ... Mayyyyybe

    Her: Maybe huh !? Lol how's the family ?

    Me: Yeah.... mayyybe ... I might want to see what this whole "handsy" thing is all about ... And the fam is good just chillin out ..

    Her: Haha ! We will see mr :p




    Pffffffftttt!!! ..... Brawd really thought she was about to get a sqwigg of my Yak tho?!!? ..... Nigga yeahhhhh right .... Can't believe I even opened the door to that kind of offer what was I thinking puttin my henny up for grabs like that...smh .... That's why you gotta nip this simp shit in the bud EARLY before it gets out of hand..


    Worrrrd....

    Man get her some MD 20/20 and call it a day. She can drink the Hen when she's proven herself.
    JDSTAYWITIT.goldenja
  • Mr.LVMr.LV Posts: 9,386 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Doubletee wrote: »
    Ayo LV how you post them text messages like that.

    First you capture the image with phone by hitting the home button and power button at the same time

    Then you go to the image to crop out the phone number so nobody online can see it

    Then I upload it using my photobucket app on my phone then go to view links menu copy the image URL and you done. Those text messages I posted happen this morning lol.
    Chef_Taylor JDSTAYWITIT.
  • JDSTAYWITIT.JDSTAYWITIT. .........Call Me On Shiniqua's Phone #GIANTS #2014/2012/2010 #FUCK.KCPosts: 11,494 ✭✭✭✭✭
    darkone360 wrote: »
    However this little situation did get kind of close not to long ago...




    Me: Like...Have You Ever Heard Of E&J or Hennessy?

    Her: Hennessy Yes E&J No.Lol

    Me: Ok ..well Hennessy is a cognac ... It's a brown liqour strong yet refined .. I might let you try it ... Mayyyyybe

    Her: Maybe huh !? Lol how's the family ?

    Me: Yeah.... mayyybe ... I might want to see what this whole "handsy" thing is all about ... And the fam is good just chillin out ..

    Her: Haha ! We will see mr :p




    Pffffffftttt!!! ..... Brawd really thought she was about to get a sqwigg of my Yak tho?!!? ..... Nigga yeahhhhh right .... Can't believe I even opened the door to that kind of offer what was I thinking puttin my henny up for grabs like that...smh .... That's why you gotta nip this simp shit in the bud EARLY before it gets out of hand..


    Worrrrd....



    So wait nigga. You chose the yak over the puss?? Bruh, let ole girl get a lil swig. Get her loose and open a lil.

    Nigga are you crazy? Y'all niggas better stop puttin all this "stock" into these females ...I barley even knew her .... Hell nah she ain't gettin my henny bruh... However ... If your real about your shit ... You know to keep some "Straw-ber-Rita's" or flavored "Smirnoff Ice" on deck to weather situations just like this ... Trust ... These chicks LOVE that fuckin straw -ber- rita tho


    In the words of the great Suga Free

    "I rather give you my bitch, then to let you breathe on my last bit if indo smoke"
    lookdudegnsxxCivicxx
  • DNB1DNB1 So I had to did, what I had to did Cause I had to get (duh-ough! duh-ough! duh-ough!) Posts: 13,784 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Me: Pop dat pussy and shake dat ass!

    Her: nigga you ain't getting no pussy, left the washing up and let the boy out without making his bed...haha

    Me: So I lose again?

    Her: Keep your son in check...lol

    Son got cussed for that shit...smh at kids indirectly cock blocking...
    [Deleted User]illedoutAjackson17
  • Mr.LVMr.LV Posts: 9,386 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DNB1 wrote: »
    Me: Pop dat pussy and shake dat ass!

    Her: nigga you ain't getting no pussy, left the washing up and let the boy out without making his bed...haha

    Me: So I lose again?

    Her: Keep your son in check...lol

    Son got cussed for that shit...smh at kids indirectly cock blocking...

    Damn that's fucked up.
  • MeesterMeester Verandering nooit verander. bitch country.Posts: 10,571 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lechic wrote: »
    Simpin?

    .....It's 2013 .....Nigga We Off That

    Bruh.

    JDSTAYWITIT.
    I'm all out of thirst .... This is rare
    April 23 ( IN 2013)


    JDSTAYWITIT. → lechic
    Put on your red dress
    And slip on your high heels
    And some of that sweet perfume
    It sure smells good on you
    Slide on your lipstick
    Let your hair down
    Cause Baby when you get through
    I'm going to show you
    Tonight will be a special night
    No matter where we go
    And I'm so proud to be with you
    I just wanna let you know

    You got my saying
    My, My, My
    My, My, My
    You sho look good tonight
    And your so damn fine
    I gotta say
    My, My, My
    My, My, My
    You sho look good tonight
    1Flag • Wack 2Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT 1LOL •
    April 15 Comment (IN 2013)


    .......................damn.
    Lincoln
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Phat Bootyologist Posts: 41,455 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lechic wrote: »
    Simpin?

    .....It's 2013 .....Nigga We Off That

    Bruh.

    JDSTAYWITIT.
    I'm all out of thirst .... This is rare
    April 23 ( IN 2013)


    JDSTAYWITIT. → lechic
    Put on your red dress
    And slip on your high heels
    And some of that sweet perfume
    It sure smells good on you
    Slide on your lipstick
    Let your hair down
    Cause Baby when you get through
    I'm going to show you
    Tonight will be a special night
    No matter where we go
    And I'm so proud to be with you
    I just wanna let you know

    You got my saying
    My, My, My
    My, My, My
    You sho look good tonight
    And your so damn fine
    I gotta say
    My, My, My
    My, My, My
    You sho look good tonight
    1Flag • Wack 2Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT 1LOL •
    April 15 Comment (IN 2013)




    Bruh no.
    atribecalledgabiLincolnxxCivicxx
  • lookdudelookdude Posts: 14,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lechic wrote: »
    Simpin?

    .....It's 2013 .....Nigga We Off That

    Bruh.

    JDSTAYWITIT.
    I'm all out of thirst .... This is rare
    April 23 ( IN 2013)


    JDSTAYWITIT. → lechic
    Put on your red dress
    And slip on your high heels
    And some of that sweet perfume
    It sure smells good on you
    Slide on your lipstick
    Let your hair down
    Cause Baby when you get through
    I'm going to show you
    Tonight will be a special night
    No matter where we go
    And I'm so proud to be with you
    I just wanna let you know

    You got my saying
    My, My, My
    My, My, My
    You sho look good tonight
    And your so damn fine
    I gotta say
    My, My, My
    My, My, My
    You sho look good tonight
    1Flag • Wack 2Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT 1LOL •
    April 15 Comment (IN 2013)


    tumblr_miccnnm0fS1rlal0ao1_400.gif
    JDSTAYWITIT.Lincoln
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