You're sleeping on the couch!

BabyBugattiBabyBugatti Posts: 9,045 ✭✭✭✭✭
Slow Sunday, I'm waiting for feedback on my interview, and i wish i could fake an Irish accent.

Anyways.

My bro and I been speaking on this when we watch TV shows or whatever and couples get in an argument and the woman be like 'Well, you're sleeping on the couch' does that shit ACTUALLY happen in life? So you mad at me...but I should leave the room.. wutt?

I dont think id ever even say that ish cos id probably get laughed at by my SO

Yall ever been kicked out of bed? does this shit really happen?

Kai
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  • VIBEVIBE Awww Yeeaah! Posts: 39,030 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's never happened to me, but I know it's happened to friends and family.
    deadeye
  • unspoken_respectunspoken_respect I smell tittys Posts: 8,971 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Shit, I'd tell her to sleep on the bed.
    Pico
  • jonojono Right fist = power, left fist = unity Posts: 16,857 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I always wondered if folks went through that. I also don't understand how men get put out of a house they pay bills in.
    unspoken_respectBOSSExcellenceTheBoyRoJDSTAYWITIT.
  • bigduece69bigduece69 Posts: 292 ✭✭✭✭
    Communication is key. My wife and I would talk things out, before it ever got to that point.
    NoirPicoiron man1
  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Posts: 15,538 Regulator
    We still sleep.in the same bed no matter how mad we are


    I used to make my son's dad sleep on the couch.....but that was cause he snores too loud when he drinks
  • StiffStiff Posts: 2,196 ✭✭✭✭✭
    7figz wrote: »
    Never happened.

    I was never in a subservient position where a bitch could tell me where to sleep.

    This sums it up:


    lol the nigga in that video sound JUST like Trick Daddy
    7figztexas409iron man1
  • bignormbignorm Posts: 5,177 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bignorm wrote: »
    Growing up, every once in a while, moms would sleep on the couch.
    My dad was like...... I aint sleepin on the couch, I pay the goddamn mortgage.

    Pops raised me right.

    So now, when me and the wife get in a bad fight, she sleeps on the couch.
    After I get some head.
    i dont like they way u speak on ur wife.
    she 'trapped you' like she forced u to buss in her
    Now u treating her like shit.
    Its disturbing
    Do better

    So, how do I not treat her like shit in this situation?
    Me to sleep on couch?
    With this Zimmerman trial, im in no mood to be trolled by you on a Sunday.
    Iheart~Cali
  • PicoPico Pico Boomin Want Some More Nigga! Posts: 30,741 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bignorm stfu. You stay cheating an acting an ass. You're view on this shit is moot.
  • bignormbignorm Posts: 5,177 ✭✭✭✭✭
    By the way, MO and all the other ladies who stay clicking reaction buttons,
    yall are a mf'in trip. Yall don't like it when people bring up shit from yalls E-past,
    yet, yall bring up a (true) post that I said like 4 years ago (given that my daughters now 6)
    and yet and still, that's what I keep hearing.

    Should I constanstly bring up Ms S's past E-shenanigans on this site?
    Kats phonebook of E transgressions?
    Mo, I could have become a Ornotholigist for reading your posts from 2010-now.
    Gimme a break.

    Me and the wife fight. (no Allergens)
    IF she that mad, she sleeps on the couch.
    I get head, because, well, yall always say never go to sleep angry.
    KatYunnSancoTheEyeronic1
  • BabyBugattiBabyBugatti Posts: 9,045 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bignorm wrote: »
    bignorm wrote: »
    Growing up, every once in a while, moms would sleep on the couch.
    My dad was like...... I aint sleepin on the couch, I pay the goddamn mortgage.

    Pops raised me right.

    So now, when me and the wife get in a bad fight, she sleeps on the couch.
    After I get some head.
    i dont like they way u speak on ur wife.
    she 'trapped you' like she forced u to buss in her
    Now u treating her like shit.
    Its disturbing
    Do better

    So, how do I not treat her like shit in this situation?
    Me to sleep on couch?
    With this Zimmerman trial, im in no mood to be trolled by you on a Sunday.

    im not trolling,im letting you know that from what ive read from you ur a shit husband and i wish ur wife would do better. i wished ud also put urself in her shoes or just leave cos shit u dont seem happy either.
    if my boyfriend would talk about me the way u speak on ur wife we wouldnt be together, let alone my husband
  • PicoPico Pico Boomin Want Some More Nigga! Posts: 30,741 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Naa bruh what I'm talking bout wasn't no 4 year ago post. Get out your feelings tho I ain't een flag you.
  • bignormbignorm Posts: 5,177 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pico I aint say yo name
    And, yes, when I was all In my E feelings originally it was that long ago.
    It was around the time of the wedding.
    4 year anniversary was Thursday. Its no less than 3 years.
    IF you heard me speak on that shit more recently, its cuz every time I post in certain threads,
    someone, usually Kat, brings that shit up again.
    I guess since I don't post an apology, it keeps coming up
    BabyBugatti
  • bignormbignorm Posts: 5,177 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bignorm wrote: »
    bignorm wrote: »
    Growing up, every once in a while, moms would sleep on the couch.
    My dad was like...... I aint sleepin on the couch, I pay the goddamn mortgage.

    Pops raised me right.

    So now, when me and the wife get in a bad fight, she sleeps on the couch.
    After I get some head.
    i dont like they way u speak on ur wife.
    she 'trapped you' like she forced u to buss in her
    Now u treating her like shit.
    Its disturbing
    Do better

    So, how do I not treat her like shit in this situation?
    Me to sleep on couch?
    With this Zimmerman trial, im in no mood to be trolled by you on a Sunday.


    im not trolling,im letting you know that from what ive read from you ur a shit husband and i wish ur wife would do better. i wished ud also put urself in her shoes or just leave cos shit u dont seem happy either.
    if my boyfriend would talk about me the way u speak on ur wife we wouldnt be together, let alone my husband

    Whatever. Sam is somewhere online right now posting in a thread about bishes not taking pictures with their men.
  • KatKat Posts: 35,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You crying to the wrong person.

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  • BabyBugattiBabyBugatti Posts: 9,045 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bignorm wrote: »
    bignorm wrote: »
    bignorm wrote: »
    Growing up, every once in a while, moms would sleep on the couch.
    My dad was like...... I aint sleepin on the couch, I pay the goddamn mortgage.

    Pops raised me right.

    So now, when me and the wife get in a bad fight, she sleeps on the couch.
    After I get some head.
    i dont like they way u speak on ur wife.
    she 'trapped you' like she forced u to buss in her
    Now u treating her like shit.
    Its disturbing
    Do better

    So, how do I not treat her like shit in this situation?
    Me to sleep on couch?
    With this Zimmerman trial, im in no mood to be trolled by you on a Sunday.


    im not trolling,im letting you know that from what ive read from you ur a shit husband and i wish ur wife would do better. i wished ud also put urself in her shoes or just leave cos shit u dont seem happy either.
    if my boyfriend would talk about me the way u speak on ur wife we wouldnt be together, let alone my husband

    Whatever. Sam is somewhere online right now posting in a thread about bishes not taking pictures with their men.
    No he's actually here enlightening me and making me happy like any decent man should to thier SO
  • bignormbignorm Posts: 5,177 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bignorm wrote: »
    bignorm wrote: »
    Growing up, every once in a while, moms would sleep on the couch.
    My dad was like...... I aint sleepin on the couch, I pay the goddamn mortgage.

    Pops raised me right.

    So now, when me and the wife get in a bad fight, she sleeps on the couch.
    After I get some head.
    i dont like they way u speak on ur wife.
    she 'trapped you' like she forced u to buss in her
    Now u treating her like shit.
    Its disturbing
    Do better

    So, how do I not treat her like shit in this situation?
    Me to sleep on couch?
    With this Zimmerman trial, im in no mood to be trolled by you on a Sunday.

    im not trolling,im letting you know that from what ive read from you ur a shit husband and i wish ur wife would do better. i wished ud also put urself in her shoes or just leave cos shit u dont seem happy either.
    if my boyfriend would talk about me the way u speak on ur wife we wouldnt be together, let alone my husband

    I'm a shit husband why? Great job and salary?
    She don't have to work if she don't want to?
    Putting up with her RACIST FAMILY? , who btw is all on facebook celebrating Zimmermans freedom?
    Take care of her? Marry her even after she ADMITTED she trapped me?
    Never raised a hand, nor my voice at her?
    Didn't allow her to the single mother she claimed she could be?

    I guess its because I tell her when she out of pocket.
    OR I tell yall.

    Yall used to SWIJ ass niggas who simp all day and tell yall what yall wanna hear.
    Fuck that.
    deadeyeNYETOPnAZTG
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