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Batman (with all the prep time in the world) vs Galactus: Who Wins?

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  • StoneColdMikeyStoneColdMikey mikeyismod CHITOWN THE BEST TOWNPosts: 32,702 Regulator
    Batman
    Batman can beat everyone but Spider-Man
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  • not this again!not this again! the dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Batman
    I voted Batman because I just KNOW that if this ever saw print, they'd come with some bullshit that would let Batman win. It would be the worst example ever of PIS.

    Unless Batman can figure out how to build an Ultimate Nullifier from scratch, there shouldn't be a damn thing he can do to beat Galactus.
  • vespesianusvespesianus Posts: 329 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2014
    Galactus
    The way y'all talk it's like Batman is an unstoppable God of the DC universe. If the Bat-God is so powerful, why does any crime even exist in Gotham? Batman's rogues gallery isn't even that strong POWER-wise. The Joker has been tormenting Gotham for decades, but y'all think Bruce could swat aside Galactus? The immortal who literally eats PLANETS for breakfast? Prep time my ass. Y'all gon fuck around and make Galactus throw the earth into the damn sun
    Bowser play way too damn much. It aint een like he be tryna fuck or nothin. You'd think somebody that owned 7 or 8 castles and numerous small fortresses would have enough money to buy all the IG pussy he wanted and giv'em that Saudi Prince treatment. Instead he still bullshittin with Peach ole raggedy ass.

    If we gon be outraged, lets be mad about that.
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  • DarkRaidenDarkRaiden Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭
    It's all humor and fun but...Batman's best prep feats suck. He can't even take someone like a Thor or Silver Surfer nonetheless a Galactus. If we're real about it, Batman is the WORST prepper of all the intelligent people in comics. Unless you count Spider-Man maybe.
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  • CoolJoeCoolJoe Posts: 6,128 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The way y'all talk it's like Batman is an unstoppable God of the DC universe. If the Bat-God is so powerful, why does any crime even exist in Gotham? Batman's rogues gallery isn't even that strong POWER-wise. The Joker has been tormenting Gotham for decades, but y'all think Bruce could swat aside Galactus? The immortal who literally eats PLANETS for breakfast? Prep time my ass. Y'all gon fuck around and make Galactus throw the earth into the damn sun

    You can't be this dense.
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  • waterproofwaterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionPosts: 9,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Batman
    DarkRaiden wrote: »
    It's all humor and fun but...Batman's best prep feats suck. He can't even take someone like a Thor or Silver Surfer nonetheless a Galactus. If we're real about it, Batman is the WORST prepper of all the intelligent people in comics. Unless you count Spider-Man maybe.

    naw folks this shit is for reals, there's no joking, Batman and that fucking prep time is the Truth.
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  • waterproofwaterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionPosts: 9,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Batman
    The way y'all talk it's like Batman is an unstoppable God of the DC universe. If the Bat-God is so powerful, why does any crime even exist in Gotham? Batman's rogues gallery isn't even that strong POWER-wise. The Joker has been tormenting Gotham for decades, but y'all think Bruce could swat aside Galactus? The immortal who literally eats PLANETS for breakfast? Prep time my ass. Y'all gon fuck around and make Galactus throw the earth into the damn sun

    It's the Fucking Joker! Joker is on some other shit, You know why Doc Holiday was able to be the baddest man, well if you do then you know why Joker is in a league of his on.

    But that Prep Time against anybody else in comics, Batman and that Prep Time will do it
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  • Mister B.Mister B. Still the Devil's #1 Advocate. Come on out that box! Posts: 15,072 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Galactus
    waterproof wrote: »
    freshb651 wrote: »
    waterproof wrote: »
    Shemite wrote: »
    A dude in face paint with no powers, really my nigga???

    Joker is the that dude, you know how Sabertooth hunt and find Wolverine every year on his birthday and whoop wolverine ass to a bloody pulp, and wolverine knows every birthday no matter where's he at on planet earth on his birthday that Sabertooth is going to find him and whoop that ass and there's nothing you can do well The Joker is kind of like that except you don't know the day or time he's coming, but he's coming, lol

    LOL @ Logan getting an annual Ass-whooping

    LOL, ain't that a bitch......that shit trips me out, because Logan be getting in Victor ass the majority time they face off, but on his birthday Creed just whoop his ass badly every year, and Logan can't do shit, and Victor always beat him from an inch of his life.

    There's was comic issue I read before, Wolverine was in another country on his birthday and he knew Sabertooth was going to find him and give him that annual birthday beating, but this time Logan like fuck it. and he sat a bar all day drinking waiting for his ass beating, now it was like a few minutes before his birthday ends, wolverine was like well he ain't here maybe he forgot and got kind of happy, all of sudden as his birthday was coming to an end, all you hear was Hey Runt, Wolverine took his last shot and took that ass whooping.......lol,

    Oh shit.

    Wolverine lost a few stripes out here for that shit. Ass beatings every birthday ain't the business.
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  • kzzlkzzl Posts: 7,404 ✭✭✭✭✭
    waterproof wrote: »
    freshb651 wrote: »
    waterproof wrote: »
    Shemite wrote: »
    A dude in face paint with no powers, really my nigga???

    Joker is the that dude, you know how Sabertooth hunt and find Wolverine every year on his birthday and whoop wolverine ass to a bloody pulp, and wolverine knows every birthday no matter where's he at on planet earth on his birthday that Sabertooth is going to find him and whoop that ass and there's nothing you can do well The Joker is kind of like that except you don't know the day or time he's coming, but he's coming, lol

    LOL @ Logan getting an annual Ass-whooping

    LOL, ain't that a bitch......that shit trips me out, because Logan be getting in Victor ass the majority time they face off, but on his birthday Creed just whoop his ass badly every year, and Logan can't do shit, and Victor always beat him from an inch of his life.

    There's was comic issue I read before, Wolverine was in another country on his birthday and he knew Sabertooth was going to find him and give him that annual birthday beating, but this time Logan like fuck it. and he sat a bar all day drinking waiting for his ass beating, now it was like a few minutes before his birthday ends, wolverine was like well he ain't here maybe he forgot and got kind of happy, all of sudden as his birthday was coming to an end, all you hear was Hey Runt, Wolverine took his last shot and took that ass whooping.......lol,

    Now this is some old, old comic history being kicked.
  • gnsgns Bleeding 24/7 Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • BroddieBroddie gozando y bailando vivo yo NYCPosts: 9,380 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Galactus would eat him like a cough drop

    Surprised he still hasn't eaten the F4. They must look like Mentos to him.
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  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 67,803 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Batman
    bruce would find a way to make the planet poison to galactus.....then inform him that if he doesn't leave right now the planet will explode killing him as well or some dumb shit...and he only has x amount of time to find another planet before he dies....and his herald isall like...

    yea that nigga right tho...we gotta get going.....

    then they stare down like in the picture, and he's all like "well played mortal....it would best if we never met again " and bruce is all like "i'm counting on it"

    gns
  • The Lonious MonkThe Lonious Monk Man with No Fucks Given Posts: 24,655 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In reality, Galactus never loses to any human.

    In comics, the hero (especially one of Batman's stature) will always find a way to win eventually.

    Galactus has fallen a lot since his first appearance. The Fantastic Four fended him off, but only with the help of the Watcher and by obtaining the Ultimate Nullifier, which Galactus actually has complete control over.
    Niggas think that they own things and man sits high upon thrones
    But when you die, tell me what the fuck you own.
    When your skin, flesh, and bones find a permanent home
    as food for worms or fossils trapped in stone. - Rza in "What's Going On?"

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  • funkdocdamcfunkdocdamc Posts: 3,786 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Since yall keep talking about prep time, who would win between Batman and Kevin from Home Alone?
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