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Grand Theft Auto V

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  • Lurkristocrat Lurkristocrat Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Turfaholic wrote: »
    iron man1 wrote: »
    iron man1 wrote: »
    Man what happened to common courtesy after completing a mission?

    what happened? they shoot you or run you over when you get back to free roam?

    Was playing with some chick in one of the heists missions when you have to use the device to hack. I never did that mission from that point of view so I didn't know about that maze shit or the drill part lol. I assume I took too long cause soon as my character was barely finished loading I get the clip emptied while my back waa turned lol. She went to her apt and left the game so I couldn't kill her ass smh.

    Man fuck these hoes, I be pickin up female players, take them to a dark or hidden area, and then text them..."Is this secluded enough?" They usually get out and try to murk me...then I reply, "B it c h, I aint like your jacket anyway!"

    If they don't mic up they're usually guys playing with "Laura Croft type" characters.

    One "girl" was cool I guess..i followed her to the barbershop, she got a cut, I text, "Looks good, get in", she peels off on me, I follow her towards the clothes shop, she tryin on boots, I text, "Naw, not those," we walk outside, she kills me, I text, "Damn girl, I just wanna take you out on the town on this nice night LOL," she replies, "Thats all you had to say!"

    She invites me to the apartment, im like, bet, get in there, walkin around, i text, "You got a nice place." I go to her room, she changin, so I text, "Oh, sorry, you're changin." Go upstairs, I text, "You aint gonna offer me a drink?" LOL im clownin right...

    We go to the garage, I text, "You know what, I dont like those red jeans wit that orange jacket," she goes back in the house and changes into some shit that matches my fit..I text, "Yup" and walk out, she follows me, we ended up hittin the movie and watched some dumb ass Spanish movie LOL

    i was entertained for a bit LOL that might have been a real chick though, a dude woulda told me fuck off when I requested the wardrobe change..

    This nigga did way too much for a "might have been a real chick".......the fuck wrong wit some of yall niggas man...
  • Lurkristocrat Lurkristocrat Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭✭✭
    TonyDubbz wrote: »
    Bruh

    there are way more dudes playing this shit as females than actual females

    lmfao nigga just went on a GTA date with a 10 year old little boy and dont 'een know it

    Obviously there are more males than females, the females that do get on do have a mic, you're right, I find them to be a little ditzy too...but I was just clownin around, I havent played a lot since I got poated in this thread, shit gettin boring to me, so I was tryin to entertain myself...

    When mr.cee got caught up wit the boy he said the same shit .....
  • Lurkristocrat Lurkristocrat Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No homo at the "wallop king"
  • SuperManuelSuperManuel I'll getchu bitch!!! Somewhere drunk off my ass.Posts: 17,882 ✭✭✭✭✭
    while we on the subject of female characters, my female character has been gettin' it in!

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  • SuperManuelSuperManuel I'll getchu bitch!!! Somewhere drunk off my ass.Posts: 17,882 ✭✭✭✭✭
    this is one of the best created deathmatches I ever played I was so into it I didn't record until the last 3 minutes I was on the losing end. I wish I recored it from the begging when I had that kill streak I was lighting niggas up. it was an 18 player match it pays good too. its called nuke town part 2 or something like that.

  • Rum Middleton Rum Middleton Dedicated. Determined. Disciplined. Posts: 5,138 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Trollio wrote: »
    Stop playing as bitches

    I dont know how you niggaz do it playin as bitches...you gotta be dedicated as hell, I created one yesterday, played wit her for like 5 minutes, realized I had to start at the 1 ranking again...
    Flytalk Specialist...
    jetlifebihDarthRozayLou_CypherTonyDubbz
  • banginscrew901banginscrew901 Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Turfaholic wrote: »
    iron man1 wrote: »
    iron man1 wrote: »
    Man what happened to common courtesy after completing a mission?

    what happened? they shoot you or run you over when you get back to free roam?

    Was playing with some chick in one of the heists missions when you have to use the device to hack. I never did that mission from that point of view so I didn't know about that maze shit or the drill part lol. I assume I took too long cause soon as my character was barely finished loading I get the clip emptied while my back waa turned lol. She went to her apt and left the game so I couldn't kill her ass smh.

    Man fuck these hoes, I be pickin up female players, take them to a dark or hidden area, and then text them..."Is this secluded enough?" They usually get out and try to murk me...then I reply, "B it c h, I aint like your jacket anyway!"

    If they don't mic up they're usually guys playing with "Laura Croft type" characters.

    One "girl" was cool I guess..i followed her to the barbershop, she got a cut, I text, "Looks good, get in", she peels off on me, I follow her towards the clothes shop, she tryin on boots, I text, "Naw, not those," we walk outside, she kills me, I text, "Damn girl, I just wanna take you out on the town on this nice night LOL," she replies, "Thats all you had to say!"

    She invites me to the apartment, im like, bet, get in there, walkin around, i text, "You got a nice place." I go to her room, she changin, so I text, "Oh, sorry, you're changin." Go upstairs, I text, "You aint gonna offer me a drink?" LOL im clownin right...

    We go to the garage, I text, "You know what, I dont like those red jeans wit that orange jacket," she goes back in the house and changes into some shit that matches my fit..I text, "Yup" and walk out, she follows me, we ended up hittin the movie and watched some dumb ass Spanish movie LOL

    i was entertained for a bit LOL that might have been a real chick though, a dude woulda told me fuck off when I requested the wardrobe change..

    Smh this some sad shit.
    jetlifebihTonyDubbz
  • TonyDubbzTonyDubbz Realest Nigga Livin' Posts: 18,891 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When y'all tryin to run it man? I ain't played shit in a minute I just been chillin. @banginscrew901 What up bruh
    @Stew
    @trollio
    @dwo
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    Sho’nuff: Am I the meanest?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Am I the prettiest?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Well who am I?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Who am I?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: I can’t hear you…
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
  • banginscrew901banginscrew901 Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    TonyDubbz wrote: »
    When y'all tryin to run it man? I ain't played shit in a minute I just been chillin. @banginscrew901 What up bruh
    @Stew
    @trollio
    @dwo

    I been tied up lately but let me know been a while since I played
    TonyDubbz
  • TonyDubbzTonyDubbz Realest Nigga Livin' Posts: 18,891 ✭✭✭✭✭
    TonyDubbz wrote: »
    When y'all tryin to run it man? I ain't played shit in a minute I just been chillin. @banginscrew901 What up bruh
    @Stew
    @trollio
    @dwo

    I been tied up lately but let me know been a while since I played

    Bet
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    Sho’nuff: Am I the meanest?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Am I the prettiest?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Well who am I?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Who am I?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: I can’t hear you…
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
  • StewStew Rap Music Is My Religion HTTRPosts: 51,612 Regulator
  • Trollio Trollio Trollololololololololol Posts: 25,515 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Man i been on 2k..shit i almost bought destiny so that i could shoot

    @TonyDubbz when wwe drop?
    The Hacker. Top Cat. Tex. Wishbone Jones. George Costanza.
  • TonyDubbzTonyDubbz Realest Nigga Livin' Posts: 18,891 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Trollio wrote: »
    Man i been on 2k..shit i almost bought destiny so that i could shoot

    @TonyDubbz when wwe drop?

    Oct 17th @Trollio hope you ready to get your soul snatched
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    Sho’nuff: Am I the meanest?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Am I the prettiest?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Well who am I?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Who am I?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: I can’t hear you…
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    StewTrollio
  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher Make Reasonable Choices. H. E. Double Hockey SticksPosts: 51,121 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If yall running this upcoming weekend let me know I'll fuck yall up. Probably got a massive update I need to download it's been so long lol
    TonyDubbz
  • Rum Middleton Rum Middleton Dedicated. Determined. Disciplined. Posts: 5,138 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Turfaholic wrote: »
    iron man1 wrote: »
    iron man1 wrote: »
    Man what happened to common courtesy after completing a mission?

    what happened? they shoot you or run you over when you get back to free roam?

    Was playing with some chick in one of the heists missions when you have to use the device to hack. I never did that mission from that point of view so I didn't know about that maze shit or the drill part lol. I assume I took too long cause soon as my character was barely finished loading I get the clip emptied while my back waa turned lol. She went to her apt and left the game so I couldn't kill her ass smh.

    Man fuck these hoes, I be pickin up female players, take them to a dark or hidden area, and then text them..."Is this secluded enough?" They usually get out and try to murk me...then I reply, "B it c h, I aint like your jacket anyway!"

    If they don't mic up they're usually guys playing with "Laura Croft type" characters.

    One "girl" was cool I guess..i followed her to the barbershop, she got a cut, I text, "Looks good, get in", she peels off on me, I follow her towards the clothes shop, she tryin on boots, I text, "Naw, not those," we walk outside, she kills me, I text, "Damn girl, I just wanna take you out on the town on this nice night LOL," she replies, "Thats all you had to say!"

    She invites me to the apartment, im like, bet, get in there, walkin around, i text, "You got a nice place." I go to her room, she changin, so I text, "Oh, sorry, you're changin." Go upstairs, I text, "You aint gonna offer me a drink?" LOL im clownin right...

    We go to the garage, I text, "You know what, I dont like those red jeans wit that orange jacket," she goes back in the house and changes into some shit that matches my fit..I text, "Yup" and walk out, she follows me, we ended up hittin the movie and watched some dumb ass Spanish movie LOL

    i was entertained for a bit LOL that might have been a real chick though, a dude woulda told me fuck off when I requested the wardrobe change..

    Smh this some sad shit.

    Naw, I got an imagination..it was one of those times when I was bored and about to turn the game off..you know, right before you quit, you just do some wreckless shit, kill a bunch of people, do random shit, then quit...thats what I was on, i was playin forever and was gettin bored.
    Flytalk Specialist...
  • Rum Middleton Rum Middleton Dedicated. Determined. Disciplined. Posts: 5,138 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 26
    Like someone on here said who plays with a chick, it did feel weird pickin clothes out for this bitch...I just grabbed a couple things to look presentable in...Im gonna have my wife pick her wardrobe from now on...
    Flytalk Specialist...
    TonyDubbz
  • Rum Middleton Rum Middleton Dedicated. Determined. Disciplined. Posts: 5,138 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Imagination, for instance, I gave in and started playin wit my female character after ya'll niggaz said ya'll got gangsta bitches...well it turns out, she gotta share the money wit my first nigga..so my nigga leaves her wit at least 1,063,692...so I was ranked at 1, doin aight, but im used to my 268 rank, so I cant do shit right now...but I went ahead and bought a crib, a whip, and some weapons, and im thinkin, "hold up, this bitch aint put no work in, blowin this niggaz bread and shit, i need to get a job!"
    But wasnt no jobs comin in..so my total money right now is like 270,000!! This bitch blew about 794,692 on 1 crib, 1 whip, weapons, and SOME clothes....and dying...I couldnt purchase no vests, I only made it to rank 4...
    So thats how I go about playin sometimes, using my imagination, tryin new shit, shit gets boring to me real quick...
    Flytalk Specialist...
    Thereal_ba
  • Rum Middleton Rum Middleton Dedicated. Determined. Disciplined. Posts: 5,138 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My bitch bad, im bout to stay fly wit her gear, had my wife pick her wardrobe out....this bitch came through for my nigga though...after blowin the bread on some shit, somebody came through wit a rank up and a money drop...the rankin came first, some kid ranked me from a 4 to 7273, wtf??(I aint ask for a rank up, I want to go back to where im supposed to be at)
    Then later on in the day, someone came through wit a money drop, so now my bitch got a cool 2 mill.... typical broad, aint put no work in, just lookin pretty and got the hookup...so my nigga left her wit a Milly, and she came back and doubled it LOL this my bitch...


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    Flytalk Specialist...
  • TonyDubbzTonyDubbz Realest Nigga Livin' Posts: 18,891 ✭✭✭✭✭
    inb4 he start inviting niggas over to the apartment for a fun time and shit

    Lmao yo this nigga really out here dressin in drag just to finesse niggas out they money
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    Sho’nuff: Am I the meanest?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Am I the prettiest?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Well who am I?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Who am I?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: I can’t hear you…
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Trollio StewThereal_ba
  • TonyDubbzTonyDubbz Realest Nigga Livin' Posts: 18,891 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Last night I played the Motor Wars mode again wit Nuclear and my boy from next door, thats the one thats just like PUBG and that Battle Royal game.

    We was drillin niggas.
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    Sho’nuff: Am I the meanest?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Am I the prettiest?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Well who am I?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: Who am I?
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
    Sho’nuff: I can’t hear you…
    Sho’nuff ‘s Goons: Sho’nuff!
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