Faking Orgasms

13

Replies

  • K_FisherK_Fisher Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Go figure wrote: »
    Go figure wrote: »
    It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

    He got kicked out of my pussy

    Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

    Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

    This may be an over share...
    Stroke, stroke pause....trying not to cum... Repeat. Couldn't build up momentum and he was a one and done.

    Lol when I was younger I been there before. Had a gf that was patient n basically let me keep hittin til I 'got all that out my system'.

    think it was an anxiety thing cuz once it passed I was over it

    the bright side is from here on out even bad sex is better than 2 pumps every 5 seconds sex

    maybe slow down on the kegel exercises? u killin em

    Nah, my current wants me to snap his joint off or die trying... So I'm gonna

    Bless you and your enthusiasm. Ladies like you really make the world go round.


    BrideofKilla
  • manofmorehousemanofmorehouse Posts: 2,671 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Women faking orgasms set up a horrible cycle. You'd rather spare a niggas feelings than communicate your displeasure?? If you're with a dude u fucking on a frequent basis and u can't keep it 100 with him, doesn't that speak to the overall relationship? ?

    What type of soft ass, Eric Benet listening niggas are yall fucking with?? I always question how I'm doing, and what could've been done better. Sex where just one person is being pleased is just assisted masturbation.
    BrideofKilla
  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Oh la laaaa Posts: 20,400 Regulator
    So everyone in here has amazing sex every time ?

    Or if not has a partner that tells them they aren't up to par ?
    BrideofKillaKatDupacshtoopid
  • AP21AP21 Posts: 15,153 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    So everyone in here has amazing sex every time ?

    Or if not has a partner that tells them they aren't up to par ?

    you know dudes aint gon admit to getting a BDR
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 48,517 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    So everyone in here has amazing sex every time ?

    Or if not has a partner that tells them they aren't up to par ?

    You know how it goes.

    latest?cb=20130317223715
    MsSouthern
  • AP21AP21 Posts: 15,153 ✭✭✭✭✭
    even jordan missed a shot every now and then

    ~shrugs~

    she came back for more tho
    MsSouthern
  • DR. JEKDR. JEK Posts: 4,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How do you chicks fake it without laughing? I mean do yall make it a big ol dramatic thing where yall sitting there yelling

    "RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE OHH SHIT....then yawn & roll your eyes when he got his back turnt to yall?
    BrideofKilla
  • Go figureGo figure the GoPosts: 3,389 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    So everyone in here has amazing sex every time ?

    Or if not has a partner that tells them they aren't up to par ?

    share your story(ies)
    MsSouthernshtoopid
  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 64,497 Regulator
    keep hollerin and faking it and not saying nothing and when i end up letting off my nut dont get mad
  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Oh la laaaa Posts: 20,400 Regulator
    DR. JEK wrote: »
    How do you chicks fake it without laughing? I mean do yall make it a big ol dramatic thing where yall sitting there yelling

    "RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE OHH SHIT....then yawn & roll your eyes when he got his back turnt to yall?

    Lol not exactly


    But seriously if you think every single time you have had sex the woman catches the big O .... You are fooling yourself


    Some women claim they never have climaxed ......
    K_Fisherdnyce215Westie
  • blakfyahkingblakfyahking The IC's Resident Father Figure Posts: 15,336 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DWO wrote: »
    DWO wrote: »
    if you can make a woman cum on the regular, ...yall got something special...might as well marry her....

    lord knows i did.....

    have to disagree

    by that logic I should've married every woman that I smashed more than once

    it doesn't take much if u willing to pay attention and make her comfortable

    Maybe you should have had multiple wives.....
    Shrugs


    My wife works with a few orgasimless women, she said the way they talk about their husbands is shameful and disgusting.... No respect at all....

    I'm pretty sure that shit is essential

    I'm starting to consider that maybe the bolded is what is supposed to happen for me haha


    at the bolded/underlined......usually when women talk reckless like that there is a hidden agenda......especially at work

    females stay shitting on their man at work to either recruit a lunch nigga....or sometimes they do it just to ward off hoes they think might try to take their man....u can't ever take women gossiping at work seriously
  • blakfyahkingblakfyahking The IC's Resident Father Figure Posts: 15,336 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Go figure wrote: »
    It got so bad with him that I would push him off of me

    He got kicked out of my pussy

    Too rough or not rough enough? Gotta be one or the other

    Cant see myself claiming a girl I'm into and not hittin it right ur askin for trouble

    This may be an over share...
    Stroke, stroke pause....trying not to cum... Repeat. Couldn't build up momentum and he was a one and done.

    haha I see u shorty

    @BrideofKilla trying to subliminally let us know the puss is so fantastic that it sparkles when she bust it open

    had that mofo in a clutch he couldn't handle LOL



    sign me up ASAP :(
    BrideofKilladamnkp
  • manofmorehousemanofmorehouse Posts: 2,671 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lidonto te="MsSouthern;8811109"]So everyone in here has amazing sex every time ?

    Or if not has a partner that tells them they aren't up to par ?[/quote]

    No one is batting 1.000 as far as sex. Shit, I might not bat 50%, but what good does lying about cumming solve?? It's positive reinforcement for something u don't enjoy. The dude is gone get his nut as long as he pumps long enough. It serves no purpose.

    The funniest thing is women stay saying "keep it 100" and at every turn yall dont. Lol Faking it ain't even self-serving so yall lose twice by doing so lol. I don't get it. Your guy would get in his feelings if u tell him things u like and don't like about his sex game?? Yall out here fucking light skinned niggas??
    Kat
  • okaayokaay Posts: 1,153 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I swear niggas be posting these threads to learn about sex. I swear niggas be baffled by any irregularities pertaining to sex.
     i ro nyMeester
  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Oh la laaaa Posts: 20,400 Regulator
    There is a big difference in faking it all the time and every once in awhile


    IJS
  • Focal PointFocal Point Kushite descent... wandering child from Meru of Old TrentonPosts: 16,069 ✭✭✭✭✭
    zzombie wrote: »
    there is no reason why a woman cannot have an orgasm every time if you cannot do it with your dick alone just turn her over push your fingers in it and touch her g-spot and if she does not have one then the problem is with her not you.

    Women love putting the sex burden on men but in reality some pussy is just not good, some women scream and cry as soon as you put it in and they cum easy and strong for some other other women you could push your whole hand up the cunt and she still won't cum. A lot of women suffer from bad genetics

    Lmao, this nigga here
    BrideofKillabossdon201miamivice305
  • DR. JEKDR. JEK Posts: 4,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2016
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    DR. JEK wrote: »
    How do you chicks fake it without laughing? I mean do yall make it a big ol dramatic thing where yall sitting there yelling

    "RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE OHH SHIT....then yawn & roll your eyes when he got his back turnt to yall?

    Lol not exactly


    But seriously if you think every single time you have had sex the woman catches the big O .... You are fooling yourself


    Some women claim they never have climaxed ......

    I might have not had everyone buss every single time before.....but everyone that's been wit me im willing to put my house up has had an O for me atleast once before. I have a higher success rate than most because i find out everything I need to know before I bag em. All i need to know is what particular style ol girl respond to and gear my stroke style or tougue style that session according to that. Ima by hook or by crook negro in the bed.

    Then brothas also gotta learn how to set a mood and get her almost there mentally before they even get the draws off. How to flirt physically, how to touch sentually, and basically get her so turned on you dont need to put in no olympic effort.
    BrideofKilla
  • blackrainblackrain Posts: 25,032 Regulator
    edited March 2016
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    I have before .... Sometimes you know it just isn't gonna happen . Or sometimes I've been distracted about other things and can't get in the right mood

    So instead of saying hey babe I'm not gonna cum this time ....I faked it. Been a very long time since I had to though .... Sex with my man is amazing ❤️


    But what I want to know is how many MEN here have faked it ????

    I did a thread bout this years ago. One poster said he spit in his chicks back while faking it so he could go back to watching the game


    WTF ????


    Lol

    Lol I've never faked it...why lie about being pleasured? So the person can think they did a good job and repeat the same shit only for me to not be pleasured again? I have flat out said "Hey i ain't gonna nut" though...like a couple others said sometimes you just know it ain't gonna happen but I wouldn't lie about it
  • ChillaDaGawdChillaDaGawd Light it......smoke it......snort it HashtownPosts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DR. JEK wrote: »
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    DR. JEK wrote: »
    How do you chicks fake it without laughing? I mean do yall make it a big ol dramatic thing where yall sitting there yelling

    "RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE OHH SHIT....then yawn & roll your eyes when he got his back turnt to yall?

    Lol not exactly


    But seriously if you think every single time you have had sex the woman catches the big O .... You are fooling yourself


    Some women claim they never have climaxed ......

    I might have not had everyone buss every single time before.....but everyone that's been wit me im willing to put my house up has had an O for me atleast once before. I have a higher success rate than most because i find out everything I need to know before I bag em. All i need to know is what particular style ol girl respond to and gear my stroke style or tougue style that session according to that. Ima by hook or by crook negro in the bed.

    Then brothas also gotta learn how to set a mood and get her almost there mentally before they even get the draws off. How to flirt physically, how to touch sentually, and basically get her so turned on you dont need to put in no olympic effort.

    Makes sense close thread
  • Ol Jay'sOl Jay's Posts: 7,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lol @ women not being able to orgasm everytime they have sex, stop fucking when you're not in the mood then

    Women act like not having an orgasm is exclusive to them, hell if I'm not in the mood I aint cumming either
    Meester
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 48,517 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    lol @ women not being able to orgasm everytime they have sex, stop fucking when you're not in the mood then

    Women act like not having an orgasm is exclusive to them, hell if I'm not in the mood I aint cumming either

    Oh shut up.

    Fucking your partner when you're not necessarily in the mood is part of being in a relationship. If I'm in the mood and he's not, I expect him to make me cum whether he gets his or not and vice versa.

    It's not as serious as you're trying to make it.
    zzombieMeestershtoopid
  • Ol Jay'sOl Jay's Posts: 7,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kat wrote: »
    Ol Jay's wrote: »
    lol @ women not being able to orgasm everytime they have sex, stop fucking when you're not in the mood then

    Women act like not having an orgasm is exclusive to them, hell if I'm not in the mood I aint cumming either

    Oh shut up.

    Fucking your partner when you're not necessarily in the mood is part of being in a relationship. If I'm in the mood and he's not, I expect him to make me cum whether he gets his or not and vice versa.

    It's not as serious as you're trying to make it.

    don't get slick with me cuz you need some dick, I don't want to fuck you

    Ol cheesy muthafucka, got macaroni poking out your ass
    Kat
Sign In or Register to comment.