STUFF THAT JUST DONT MAKE SENSE IN COMICS...

MARIO_DROMARIO_DRO Posts: 14,223 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited June 2016 in Quite Comical
... FOR THE LONGEST, IM STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW IN THE FONK DOES A MAN SIMPLY PUT ON SOME READING GLASSES AND YOU TOTALLY DONT KNOW WHO HE IS?!?! LIKE REALLY?

ALSO.. IF SUPERMANS ONLY WEAKNESS IS KRYPTONITE, WHY DOES HE STILL GET SKULL DRUG BY OTHER VILLIANS??
IF THEY AINT USING THE K'NITE, THERE SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM FOR HIM TO BEAT HIS ENEMY...

IVE SEEN DUDE BLEED AND THE WHOLE 9 W'O SOMEONE USING KRYPTONITE...
whoseworldisthis
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  • whoseworldisthiswhoseworldisthis The world is yours...Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How does Batman get his back broken by Bane and he just does some Pilates and is like now I'm good, b...

    Have Alfred pull around the Batmobile, we have some crime fighting to do.
    TheManInBlack4.0gnsHundredEyes
  • VIBEVIBE Posts: 51,321 ✭✭✭✭✭
    well, the explanation is that he makes himself appear/sound less than he is
  • VIBEVIBE Posts: 51,321 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Superheroes and their disguises mean nothing to ppl, when you have a Superhero, he's his own entity, his own person, no one is trying to figure things out..

    Like Joker, he didn't care to find out Batman was Bruce, he didn't care who was behind the mask, all that mattered was Batman..

    that's how ppl view them in the movies and comics
  • jonojono Right fist = power, left fist = unity Posts: 28,325 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Also consider that most people are self centered and wouldn't notice anyway due to just being focused on their own lives.
  • nujerz84nujerz84 NJPosts: 14,969 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MARIO_DRO wrote: »
    ... FOR THE LONGEST, IM STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW IN THE FONK DOES A MAN SIMPLY PUT ON SOME READING GLASSES AND YOU TOTALLY DONT KNOW WHO HE IS?!?! LIKE REALLY?

    ALSO.. IF SUPERMANS ONLY WEAKNESS IS KRYPTONITE, WHY DOES HE STILL GET SKULL DRUG BY OTHER VILLIANS??
    IF THEY AINT USING THE K'NITE, THERE SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM FOR HIM TO BEAT HIS ENEMY...

    IVE SEEN DUDE BLEED AND THE WHOLE 9 W'O SOMEONE USING KRYPTONITE...

    Kryptonite not Superman only weakness
    gnsValentinez A. Kaiserillestni99ainne
  • nujerz84nujerz84 NJPosts: 14,969 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2016
    Clark Kent is a goofy awkward uncoordinated nerd, as for the voice Clark Kent's voice also isn't the same as Superman's

    SuperManuel
  • SuperManuelSuperManuel I'll getchu bitch!!! Somewhere drunk off my ass.Posts: 16,061 ✭✭✭✭✭
    is it groundhogs day? I could've sworn this thread has been made before. I must be experiencing de ja vu.
  • TheManInBlack4.0TheManInBlack4.0 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭✭
    Batman makes sense because even though he's a loner, he has a lot of people and business to lose in a city who sees him as a more vigilante than hero.

    Superman acts what he thinks inferior humans are as Clark Kent. He doesn't need to. He's basically a god. Kyropnite can be used on him just the same yet if not used against him, the enemy is hitting intensive care. It's not like the government can do anything unless they get their hands on it. But why fuck with a god like figure if he lives to protect the world.
    Lou_Cypher
  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 67,764 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2016
    superman once heard a wrist watch signal over the vacuum over space several million of light years away or some stupid shit like that

    flash once ran faster than time......like he actually ran faster than it took someone to do a instant transmission....

    and let's not forget this....

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    The+Flash+in+an+attosecond.+Flash+wins+lol_895e5d_4657828.jpg
    CainValentinez A. KaiserHundredEyesLou_Cypher804
  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 67,764 ✭✭✭✭✭
    they still two of my favorites though lol, i like that impossible shit
  • jonojono Right fist = power, left fist = unity Posts: 28,325 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Flash is WOAT
    nujerz84Dupacillestni99ainnelord nemesisBangEm_Bart psychobutcher
  • SuperManuelSuperManuel I'll getchu bitch!!! Somewhere drunk off my ass.Posts: 16,061 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bugs don't sneeze I think that motherfucker was exaggerating.
    MorganFreemanKing
  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 63,925 Regulator
    How does Batman get his back broken by Bane and he just does some Pilates and is like now I'm good, b...

    Have Alfred pull around the Batmobile, we have some crime fighting to do.

    He was healed by magic in the comics
  • MARIO_DROMARIO_DRO Posts: 14,223 ✭✭✭✭✭
    nujerz84 wrote: »
    MARIO_DRO wrote: »
    ... FOR THE LONGEST, IM STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW IN THE FONK DOES A MAN SIMPLY PUT ON SOME READING GLASSES AND YOU TOTALLY DONT KNOW WHO HE IS?!?! LIKE REALLY?

    ALSO.. IF SUPERMANS ONLY WEAKNESS IS KRYPTONITE, WHY DOES HE STILL GET SKULL DRUG BY OTHER VILLIANS??
    IF THEY AINT USING THE K'NITE, THERE SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM FOR HIM TO BEAT HIS ENEMY...

    IVE SEEN DUDE BLEED AND THE WHOLE 9 W'O SOMEONE USING KRYPTONITE...

    Kryptonite not Superman only weakness

    WHAT OTHER WEAKNESS, (BESIDE LOUIS LANE AND KRYPT) DOES HE HAVE?
  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher E.L.E.: Everybody Love Everybody Arkham AsylumPosts: 46,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    his momma too.
    BroddieBangEm_Bart DupacMorganFreemanKing
  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher E.L.E.: Everybody Love Everybody Arkham AsylumPosts: 46,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It was weird in the recent story arc before rebirth, Supes was able to use a new power similar to a solar flare. It weakened him though and eventually he used it so often that it destroyed some of the cells he had that absorbed yellow sun radiation so he never regained his powers fully. Then he discovered that Kryptonite opened up these cells and he used Kryptonite to regain his strength instead of it weakening him. Stopped reading at that point though and have to catch up and see how he dies and how the older supes takes his place.
  • 507fliped507fliped CASTLE GRAYSKULLPosts: 195 ✭✭
    If Captain America shield suppose to absorb vibrations, how is it so that it can bounce all over the place? I mean if it absorbing, wouldn't it hit a wall & den hit the ground.? My high question?
    texas409BlackNeji971
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