First Poster For Transformers: The Last Knight

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  • SuperManuelSuperManuel I'll getchu bitch!!! Somewhere drunk off my ass.Posts: 16,639 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 23
    Broddie wrote: »
    1st movie still GOAT

    Transformers
    Transformers 3
    Transformers 4
    Transformers 2

    transformers 2 shouldn't be on any list. 3 was the best one. transformers 1 would've been so much better if they didn't kill jazz.

    Gave 1 the nod cause the arrival scene is the best scene in the franchise

    Nah b that shit was awful the minute the one moment and I paraphrase: "what up bitches & homeskillets the name is jazz and I be's the black one" happened I couldn't stop cringing. Been like 10 years since I last saw that and I still can't believe I saw that in a mainstream movie in the 21st century.

    Between that, A robot pissing on John Turturro, robots playing hide and seek in a suburban front/backyard & a young fat brother running into a glass door at the site of popos like a moron much to the hilarity of anybody who was under 6 or straight up brain dead in the audience I was just like WTF.

    I paid to see giant robots fighting and instead got all this extra shit that didn't even entertain. How millions fell for the okey doke is still beyond me.

    he wasn't as bad as the coon twins though. he was just voiced by the wrong actor if only they coulda got cee lo green to voice jazz and they talked like that because they learned earths languages through the internet. jazz probably learned to talk like that by lurking on hip hop forums. I guess it was sohh because he didn't learn it here the ic didn't have as man ignant posters back then as it does now. also the cooning of Bernie mac , the stereo typical Mexican at the car dealership , Anthony Anderson, his cousin and his grandma will always be funny to me. "yall better walk on that plastic rug lol" reminds me of my godmother and how she had them ghetto plastic covers all over her furniture.
    Broddie
  • vagrant-718vagrant-718 Posts: 4,216 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Broddie wrote: »
    1st movie still GOAT

    Transformers
    Transformers 3
    Transformers 4
    Transformers 2

    transformers 2 shouldn't be on any list. 3 was the best one. transformers 1 would've been so much better if they didn't kill jazz.

    Gave 1 the nod cause the arrival scene is the best scene in the franchise

    Nah b that shit was awful the minute the one moment and I paraphrase: "what up bitches & homeskillets the name is jazz and I be's the black one" happened I couldn't stop cringing. Been like 10 years since I last saw that and I still can't believe I saw that in a mainstream movie in the 21st century.

    Between that, A robot pissing on John Turturro, robots playing hide and seek in a suburban front/backyard & a young fat brother running into a glass door at the site of popos like a moron much to the hilarity of anybody who was under 6 or straight up brain dead in the audience I was just like WTF.

    I paid to see giant robots fighting and instead got all this extra shit that didn't even entertain. How millions fell for the okey doke is still beyond me.

    You can't expect to see giant robots fighting for the entire movie. You know how these movies work
  • BroddieBroddie gozando y bailando vivo yo NYCPosts: 8,861 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 23
    Broddie wrote: »
    1st movie still GOAT

    Transformers
    Transformers 3
    Transformers 4
    Transformers 2

    transformers 2 shouldn't be on any list. 3 was the best one. transformers 1 would've been so much better if they didn't kill jazz.

    Gave 1 the nod cause the arrival scene is the best scene in the franchise

    Nah b that shit was awful the minute the one moment and I paraphrase: "what up bitches & homeskillets the name is jazz and I be's the black one" happened I couldn't stop cringing. Been like 10 years since I last saw that and I still can't believe I saw that in a mainstream movie in the 21st century.

    Between that, A robot pissing on John Turturro, robots playing hide and seek in a suburban front/backyard & a young fat brother running into a glass door at the site of popos like a moron much to the hilarity of anybody who was under 6 or straight up brain dead in the audience I was just like WTF.

    I paid to see giant robots fighting and instead got all this extra shit that didn't even entertain. How millions fell for the okey doke is still beyond me.

    You can't expect to see giant robots fighting for the entire movie. You know how these movies work

    No but I could expect something more coherent and entertaining than a half baked sitcom episode when I go see a flick about warring robots.

    Remember this was the first movie. It was setting the precedent as first of it's kind and that was the standard those hacks chose to set. We got 25 minutes of actual but incoherent robot warring and over an hour and 40 minutes of superfluous bullshit. There is no excuse really.

    This franchise needs a new production squad from the ground up to truly reach it's real potential. It's Transformers in the most superficial way possible. What white nerds would call TINO (Transformers In Name Only).
    freshb651iron man1
  • VulcanRavenVulcanRaven "No Title" MarylandPosts: 17,582 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What I never understood was how were humans killing Transformers with bullets? Then they had no laser weapons.
    SuperManuelfreshb651illestni99ainne
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ology Posts: 60,502 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ...bet money all ya'll still gonna go watch it.

    ALL HAIL UNICRON!

    This is your fault. We gone square up over this shit lol

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    I stand by my statement.

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    Too bad he ain't did that to Black Mariah tho.
  • BroddieBroddie gozando y bailando vivo yo NYCPosts: 8,861 ✭✭✭✭✭
    They've got 14 more of these planned. Yes you read that correctly; 14!!!
    texas409StoneColdMikeyfortyacresillestni99ainnesapp08_2001
  • SuperManuelSuperManuel I'll getchu bitch!!! Somewhere drunk off my ass.Posts: 16,639 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Broddie wrote: »
    They've got 14 more of these planned. Yes you read that correctly; 14!!!

    I hope they divorce from Michael bay and whoever the character designer and the writers are. enough is enough!
  • fortyacresfortyacres Posts: 2,460 Regulator
  • lazypakmanlazypakman when the real holds you down your supposed to drown right? Posts: 4,574 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rolling upto the cinema and throwing bags of shit at anyone who's in queue for this.
    metal face terroristSuperManuel
  • SuperManuelSuperManuel I'll getchu bitch!!! Somewhere drunk off my ass.Posts: 16,639 ✭✭✭✭✭
    can we get a transformer movie where a human military or black ops force isn't involved in any capacity. these are alien robots there is no way our weapons should be able to take them on. for real. the decepticons doesn't seem like that much of a menace because of this.
    StoneColdMikey
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ology Posts: 60,502 ✭✭✭✭✭
    can we get a transformer movie where a human military or black ops force isn't involved in any capacity. these are alien robots there is no way our weapons should be able to take them on. for real. the decepticons doesn't seem like that much of a menace because of this.

    I gotta agree wit this.
  • silverfoxxsilverfoxx Posts: 10,332 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Maaaaaan WILL UNICRON BE IN THIS MOVIE OR NOT?

    Fuck all that other shit man.
  • SuperManuelSuperManuel I'll getchu bitch!!! Somewhere drunk off my ass.Posts: 16,639 ✭✭✭✭✭
    silverfoxx wrote: »
    Maaaaaan WILL UNICRON BE IN THIS MOVIE OR NOT?

    Fuck all that other shit man.

    fuck unicron. he aint shit but a robot galactus. what a lack of imagination and creativity it took to come up with that concept.
    metal face terroristHundredEyes
  • sapp08_2001sapp08_2001 #Sawse San DiegoPosts: 6,330 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Been sayin this shit looked trash but yall dont hear me tho LMAO
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