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Ladies of the IC, help a young brother out.

blacktuxblacktux Posts: 4,530 ✭✭✭✭✭
Morning loves,

A young brother is trying to get his "sexy" on this fall/winter season.

What are the top 5 things about a guy that makes you pretty much want to fuck on sight?

Appreciate yall.

-Shive-

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  • CashmoneyDuxCashmoneyDux Posts: 10,460 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Top 10:
    Jay Electronica
    Blu
    Fashawn
    Elzhi
    Phonte
    MF Doom
    Lil B
    Kebee
    Verbal Jint
    Wretch 32
    MizuryLillith
  • blacktuxblacktux Posts: 4,530 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2016
    @deadeye help a young brother out with that list playboy.
    -Shive-
  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 21,960 ✭✭✭✭✭
    blacktux wrote: »
    @deadeye help a young brother out with that list playboy.


    I'd actually be hurting your cause since the ladies don't respond well to the list:



    http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/533258/ladies-just-curious-what-exactly-is-your-problem-with/p1



    Probably best to just focus on women who actively post.......and just pm them if you want to increase your likelihood of getting a serious response.



    Then again, you don't have a creep reputation.........so they might respond more favorably to your thread.
    deadeye
    So, you're mad because I quoted a post.....that included a scantily clad pic of you......that you sent to another man.....while both of you are supposed to be in committed relationships with other people?

    Hilarious.
    June 12 Delete


    MsSouthern
    just messy ...smh
    June 12



    deadeye
    You can call me messy, but you can't say I was lying about anything I said.
    June 12 Delete


    MzGrahamBitches
    gtfoff my page and mind your fucking business old man.


    Oh wait, you have no business which is why you stalk various females on the internet tryibg to interject yourself into their business.

    Fuck off.
    June 12


    deadeye
    Most of your business is public knowledge Kathryn.

    You should learn to exercise more discretion.

    You're too old to continuously find yourself in compromising situations.

    I'm extremely disappointed in your behavior and expect much better of you in the future.

    With compassion, concern, sincerity, and due diligence.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    I hope you die of old age tonight.
    June 12

    deadeye
    That's a horrible thing to say.

    I'm sorry you feel that way Kathryn.

    However, I've never heard of anyone dying of old age at 43.

    My words must've really hit home for you to want me to die tonight.

    I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

    Instead of wishing me death, your time would be better served reflecting on your past transgressions and thinking about what steps you can take to improve yourself.
    June 12 Delete


    Dirty Sanchez
    kat caught feelings
    June 12

    deadeye
    Indeed she did.

    Definitely not your usual white woman.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    Titanagraphs but I caught feelings..ok.

    Type me another one pops.
    June 12


    deadeye
    You wished death upon me Kathryn.

    Solely because I quoted a post which featured you in a bathrobe with your privates partially exposed.

    A pic that would have never been publicly accessible had it not been for your carelessness and bad judgement.

    Essentially, you want me to die for your mistakes.

    Smarten up Kathryn.

    If anyone caught feelings it's you.

    This is just entertainment for me.
    June 12 Delete




    @deadeye nah mate, fuck off, I literally hate seeing your name in my notifications because I know it's your FUCKING LIST. I'm tired of being @'d to some thread because of your shitty list, makes me just want to punch you in your fat fucking face.

    You're a digrace to creepset and 'mature' black men the world over.

    Fuck your entire existence.


    You are a plain idiot. Since you cannot give birth nor have a proper sense of enduring and suffering you cannot understand my post.

    @Westie has put her life on the line several times to give life. I wish I had an ounce of that courage, endurance and resiliance.

    Peace
    blacktuxCashmoneyDuxDillaDeafRickyRich
  • MizuryLillithMizuryLillith Lady Radium KELT-2Ab, Andromeda Posts: 2,419 ✭✭✭✭✭
    blacktux wrote: »
    Morning loves,

    A young brother is trying to get his "sexy" on this fall/winter season.

    What are the top 5 things about a guy that makes you pretty much want to fuck on sight?

    Appreciate yall.

    Cute face.
    Nice chest.
    Good arms.
    Squishable booty.
    A predatory and excessively possessive mind.
    blacktux
  • Bussy_Getta Bussy_Getta STFUPosts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If you look like j Cole
    If you got a big ass dick
    If you pull out a black card

    That's it
    blacktuxMissKgns
  • asking broads who frequent message boards ain't gonna find you the answers ye seek, breh breh. These are a special breed of women
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    Black News. Black Media. Black Owned
    gns
  • blacktuxblacktux Posts: 4,530 ✭✭✭✭✭
    These arent the only women im asking, but i value their opinions.
    -Shive-
  • scorpio4lfescorpio4lfe **Mahogany Soul*** At the bankPosts: 3,148 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2016
    First of all why would you want a woman who would fuck you on sight? That bitch probably has a STD.

    However, a guy who could possibly get the goodies over time, would have a wide range of interest and be able to talk about them with depth. He would be attractive, pays some attention to his health, likes to travel, has meaningful income and a great relationship with the females in his family.
  • blacktuxblacktux Posts: 4,530 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Preciate the info love but im not looking for all that.

    Im trying to be sexy out here
    -Shive-
    scorpio4lfegnsBrideofKilla
  • scorpio4lfescorpio4lfe **Mahogany Soul*** At the bankPosts: 3,148 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2016
    Ok...good luck in your sexiness!! Always stay strapped up though. It's dangerous in these streets.
    blacktux
  • AP21AP21 Posts: 16,867 ✭✭✭✭✭
    BoyPussy wrote: »
    If you look like j Cole
    If you got a big ass dick
    If you pull out a black card

    That's it

    what if i got 2/3?

    hint: i dont look like J. Cole.

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  • MissKMissK #Lurkerlivesmatter FuckyouIcontribute Behind a DeskPosts: 4,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Smell good
    Don't have long or dirty nails (yea I have a thing about hands)
    Basically just don't look raggedy
    "Sometimes people don't notice the things we do for them until we stop doing them"
    blacktuxCashmoneyDuxTrollio BrideofKilla
  • AP21AP21 Posts: 16,867 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MissK wrote: »
    Smell good
    Don't have long or dirty nails (yea I have a thing about hands)
    Basically just don't look raggedy

    oh shit...3/3
    MissK
  • SolemnSauceSolemnSauce Don't wanna go tew hard, Don't wanna upset em, tryta infiltrate I won't let em, naaah I vet em In my skin Posts: 15,610 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 21,960 ✭✭✭✭✭
    this nigga AP



    cs
    deadeye
    So, you're mad because I quoted a post.....that included a scantily clad pic of you......that you sent to another man.....while both of you are supposed to be in committed relationships with other people?

    Hilarious.
    June 12 Delete


    MsSouthern
    just messy ...smh
    June 12



    deadeye
    You can call me messy, but you can't say I was lying about anything I said.
    June 12 Delete


    MzGrahamBitches
    gtfoff my page and mind your fucking business old man.


    Oh wait, you have no business which is why you stalk various females on the internet tryibg to interject yourself into their business.

    Fuck off.
    June 12


    deadeye
    Most of your business is public knowledge Kathryn.

    You should learn to exercise more discretion.

    You're too old to continuously find yourself in compromising situations.

    I'm extremely disappointed in your behavior and expect much better of you in the future.

    With compassion, concern, sincerity, and due diligence.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    I hope you die of old age tonight.
    June 12

    deadeye
    That's a horrible thing to say.

    I'm sorry you feel that way Kathryn.

    However, I've never heard of anyone dying of old age at 43.

    My words must've really hit home for you to want me to die tonight.

    I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

    Instead of wishing me death, your time would be better served reflecting on your past transgressions and thinking about what steps you can take to improve yourself.
    June 12 Delete


    Dirty Sanchez
    kat caught feelings
    June 12

    deadeye
    Indeed she did.

    Definitely not your usual white woman.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    Titanagraphs but I caught feelings..ok.

    Type me another one pops.
    June 12


    deadeye
    You wished death upon me Kathryn.

    Solely because I quoted a post which featured you in a bathrobe with your privates partially exposed.

    A pic that would have never been publicly accessible had it not been for your carelessness and bad judgement.

    Essentially, you want me to die for your mistakes.

    Smarten up Kathryn.

    If anyone caught feelings it's you.

    This is just entertainment for me.
    June 12 Delete




    @deadeye nah mate, fuck off, I literally hate seeing your name in my notifications because I know it's your FUCKING LIST. I'm tired of being @'d to some thread because of your shitty list, makes me just want to punch you in your fat fucking face.

    You're a digrace to creepset and 'mature' black men the world over.

    Fuck your entire existence.


    You are a plain idiot. Since you cannot give birth nor have a proper sense of enduring and suffering you cannot understand my post.

    @Westie has put her life on the line several times to give life. I wish I had an ounce of that courage, endurance and resiliance.

    Peace
    AP21
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