What's up everybody! Just a quick message. We will be relaunching AllHipHop.com with the goal of keeping the community front and center. I have worked with Jamal and select moderators, to make sure The Illl Community's needs are being addressed as we evolve. We are encouraging you to use the new platform.

We will NOT be closing the current community, but we will be porting user data over to the new system over time, so please get used to using the new community!

We will be working on it every single day until it's exactly what you want!

Please feel free to join now, test, as we are in beta:


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  • ChillaDaKillaChillaDaKilla Retired * In between some thighs Posts: 7,082 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Supergangster is trying hard to surpass Geechie Slim as the resident L Taker round these parts
  • SplackavelliSplackavelli I'll getchu bitch!!! Somewhere drunk off my ass.Posts: 18,295 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I stopped reading at " I go to the gym to look at men" and then I gave my lol reaction.
  • nawledge_godnawledge_god Lurk And Talk Shit Chiraq RefugeePosts: 5,576 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ive been grindin real hard ive ben spending 3 hours a day at the gym for 4 months now. i work out like 10 times each week i go there sometimes just to look at niggas and talk.. sometimes i dont workout i just want new friends... i met a guy from russia and a guy from ghana + a guy from afghanistan.. this ppl i always workout wit i saw them as my brothers fuckin shit . i know them from the gym the past 4 months.. so we started to hang out ..they always talk bout bustin guns and they big as fuck they lift like 100 kgs in the bench n shit i rarely do 50 so i look up to them.. this saturday we went out clubbin but just me the guy from afghanistan and the russian guy .. this russian guy was takin shots after shots he got so fuckin drunk he was startin fight with ppl all the time since he big ppl gets scared he also plays boxin so ppl know donT FUcK WitH him. He got fast hands.. but he got so drunk so the bouncers kicked him out..i lost him in the club so he ring my phone he told me to meet him up so i went out from the club and i walked for 5mins to meet him up.. when i met him he accused me to get him kicked out n shit.. he took his shirt off and said fight me.. i said no then he started punch me so i ran then he ran after me and he caught me and keep boxin me.. i was startin bleedin then i kept runnnin this faggot ass russian..i ran and ran i was jumpin and hidin behinds car like saigon did when prodigy chased him.. it was dark outside i didnt know where i was..i was hidin for 10 min until he found then he start punch me again and then i fall on the floor so this bastard sat on me so he kept punch me and i broke my nose and i got my eye swollen i cant se on one eye.. i could had die fak i didnt do anything all i did was dancin with some bitches and this iditot lost his mind knockin people on th dance floor n shit.. now im fuckin lost i didnt wnat fighth im since he a boxer he got a record on 32-9 .. i tried i swear when he punch me the first time i tried punch back but i never hit him i kept fallin to the floor

  • Billy_PonchoBilly_Poncho Vox Populi Posts: 22,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Funniest poster of 2016
  • Busta Carmichael Busta Carmichael IC Hall Of Famer, LOT Posts: 12,476 Regulator
  • CashmoneyDuxCashmoneyDux Posts: 10,944 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LMAO how I miss this one


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