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So, this time......I may have actually caught a win at Walmart

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  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Oh la laaaa Posts: 21,437 Regulator
    deadeye wrote: »
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    i didnt read that shit

    Same story as always


    Deadeye stalking some young lady at Walmart

    And her giving him the blow off



    You obviously didn't read the opening post.



    After "stalking" her for almost an hour, it only took less than 5 minutes to get her number after the gentleman who was bothering her finally left her alone.


    And you called and she said she had a bf


    Sounds like she rejected you to me ....



    Wrong again.



    She told me she had a bf as a courtesy to let me know what I'd be getting into if I decided to pursue anything with her.



    Hence the last part of the opening post in which I stated I might end up being a 47yr old, 300lb side nigga.



    Try again.


    Lolololololollol


    Ok.....well best of luck to you. Maybe you catch your prey this time ...

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    deadeye
  • Aquafina..floeAquafina..floe queen of all queens cooking sunday dinner in a fresh leotardPosts: 4,105 ✭✭✭✭✭
    deadeye wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    i didnt read that shit


    @Aquafina..floe



    It wasn't meant for your benefit, so nothing was lost.



    Good day madam.





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    u actin like u have a pussy right now......


    happy friday folks




    Your attention would better be served tending to that deathtrap of a womb you have.



    if you wont sitchyo old crusty crustation whale scab look a like ass on somewhere before u fuck around and croak over from thinking pussy.... nigga retire...u and @gns old nursing home rapein ass niggas..
    gnsCain
  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 22,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    i didnt read that shit

    Same story as always


    Deadeye stalking some young lady at Walmart

    And her giving him the blow off



    You obviously didn't read the opening post.



    After "stalking" her for almost an hour, it only took less than 5 minutes to get her number after the gentleman who was bothering her finally left her alone.


    And you called and she said she had a bf


    Sounds like she rejected you to me ....



    Wrong again.



    She told me she had a bf as a courtesy to let me know what I'd be getting into if I decided to pursue anything with her.



    Hence the last part of the opening post in which I stated I might end up being a 47yr old, 300lb side nigga.



    Try again.


    Lolololololollol


    Ok.....well best of luck to you. Maybe you catch your prey this time ...



    Thanks for the support @MsSouthern :)



    I think I'll take your advice and expand my horizons to Target as well.
    deadeye
    So, you're mad because I quoted a post.....that included a scantily clad pic of you......that you sent to another man.....while both of you are supposed to be in committed relationships with other people?

    Hilarious.
    June 12 Delete


    MsSouthern
    just messy ...smh
    June 12



    deadeye
    You can call me messy, but you can't say I was lying about anything I said.
    June 12 Delete


    MzGrahamBitches
    gtfoff my page and mind your fucking business old man.


    Oh wait, you have no business which is why you stalk various females on the internet tryibg to interject yourself into their business.

    Fuck off.
    June 12


    deadeye
    Most of your business is public knowledge Kathryn.

    You should learn to exercise more discretion.

    You're too old to continuously find yourself in compromising situations.

    I'm extremely disappointed in your behavior and expect much better of you in the future.

    With compassion, concern, sincerity, and due diligence.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    I hope you die of old age tonight.
    June 12

    deadeye
    That's a horrible thing to say.

    I'm sorry you feel that way Kathryn.

    However, I've never heard of anyone dying of old age at 43.

    My words must've really hit home for you to want me to die tonight.

    I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

    Instead of wishing me death, your time would be better served reflecting on your past transgressions and thinking about what steps you can take to improve yourself.
    June 12 Delete


    Dirty Sanchez
    kat caught feelings
    June 12

    deadeye
    Indeed she did.

    Definitely not your usual white woman.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    Titanagraphs but I caught feelings..ok.

    Type me another one pops.
    June 12


    deadeye
    You wished death upon me Kathryn.

    Solely because I quoted a post which featured you in a bathrobe with your privates partially exposed.

    A pic that would have never been publicly accessible had it not been for your carelessness and bad judgement.

    Essentially, you want me to die for your mistakes.

    Smarten up Kathryn.

    If anyone caught feelings it's you.

    This is just entertainment for me.
    June 12 Delete




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    @deadeye nah mate, fuck off, I literally hate seeing your name in my notifications because I know it's your FUCKING LIST. I'm tired of being @'d to some thread because of your shitty list, makes me just want to punch you in your fat fucking face.

    You're a digrace to creepset and 'mature' black men the world over.

    Fuck your entire existence.


    You are a plain idiot. Since you cannot give birth nor have a proper sense of enduring and suffering you cannot understand my post.

    @Westie has put her life on the line several times to give life. I wish I had an ounce of that courage, endurance and resiliance.

    Peace
  • Aquafina..floeAquafina..floe queen of all queens cooking sunday dinner in a fresh leotardPosts: 4,105 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm weak GNS ur stupid shut up!!!!
    gns
  • DillaDeafDillaDeaf Ol' Deaf Bastard downstate IllinoisPosts: 4,802 ✭✭✭✭✭
    deadeye wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    huey wrote: »
    man who she look like tho?



    Don't really have a good facial comparison, but she's built like a thicker version of Jackee from 227 in her prime.



    If I had to estimate, I'd say she's about @Kat 's height and weighs anywhere from 230-240 pounds.......give or take 10-20 pounds.



    There may be a slight facial resemblance to Gina from Martin as well.



    That's the best I can do.



    Closest thing is the version on the right:





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    fuck alla dat...both version of the Jackee could get the D..............................



    I don't give a fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk *in my Smokey voice*
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    CashmoneyDux
  • OmegaConflictOmegaConflict I AM A GIANT RETARD Posts: 38,370 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Old ppl thread
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    CashmoneyDuxCain
  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Oh la laaaa Posts: 21,437 Regulator
    Sooooo

    How did your first date go @deadeye ?
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  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 22,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    Sooooo

    How did your first date go @deadeye ?



    @MsSouthern



    I haven't pursued it any further than what I disclosed in the opening post.



    Not looking for a relationship.........but I'm not trying to be a side nigga either.



    Too many ways a situation like that can go wrong.
    deadeye
    So, you're mad because I quoted a post.....that included a scantily clad pic of you......that you sent to another man.....while both of you are supposed to be in committed relationships with other people?

    Hilarious.
    June 12 Delete


    MsSouthern
    just messy ...smh
    June 12



    deadeye
    You can call me messy, but you can't say I was lying about anything I said.
    June 12 Delete


    MzGrahamBitches
    gtfoff my page and mind your fucking business old man.


    Oh wait, you have no business which is why you stalk various females on the internet tryibg to interject yourself into their business.

    Fuck off.
    June 12


    deadeye
    Most of your business is public knowledge Kathryn.

    You should learn to exercise more discretion.

    You're too old to continuously find yourself in compromising situations.

    I'm extremely disappointed in your behavior and expect much better of you in the future.

    With compassion, concern, sincerity, and due diligence.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    I hope you die of old age tonight.
    June 12

    deadeye
    That's a horrible thing to say.

    I'm sorry you feel that way Kathryn.

    However, I've never heard of anyone dying of old age at 43.

    My words must've really hit home for you to want me to die tonight.

    I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

    Instead of wishing me death, your time would be better served reflecting on your past transgressions and thinking about what steps you can take to improve yourself.
    June 12 Delete


    Dirty Sanchez
    kat caught feelings
    June 12

    deadeye
    Indeed she did.

    Definitely not your usual white woman.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    Titanagraphs but I caught feelings..ok.

    Type me another one pops.
    June 12


    deadeye
    You wished death upon me Kathryn.

    Solely because I quoted a post which featured you in a bathrobe with your privates partially exposed.

    A pic that would have never been publicly accessible had it not been for your carelessness and bad judgement.

    Essentially, you want me to die for your mistakes.

    Smarten up Kathryn.

    If anyone caught feelings it's you.

    This is just entertainment for me.
    June 12 Delete




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    @deadeye nah mate, fuck off, I literally hate seeing your name in my notifications because I know it's your FUCKING LIST. I'm tired of being @'d to some thread because of your shitty list, makes me just want to punch you in your fat fucking face.

    You're a digrace to creepset and 'mature' black men the world over.

    Fuck your entire existence.


    You are a plain idiot. Since you cannot give birth nor have a proper sense of enduring and suffering you cannot understand my post.

    @Westie has put her life on the line several times to give life. I wish I had an ounce of that courage, endurance and resiliance.

    Peace
  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Oh la laaaa Posts: 21,437 Regulator
    So what is the point of stalking her for an hour at Walmart and getting her number ?

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  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Oh la laaaa Posts: 21,437 Regulator
    But wasn't she talking to someone else for an hour while you followed her around ???


    I don't think you are being honest with yourself sir ....
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  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 22,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    But wasn't she talking to someone else for an hour while you followed her around ???


    I don't think you are being honest with yourself sir ....



    I was close enough to overhear the context of their conversation.



    Dude was a former co-worker or something and they were just catching up.



    Didn't hear him say or do anything that made it seem like he was trying to get with her.



    Anyway, none of that matters now.



    Bottom line, she's with somebody.......she doesn't have any qualms about seeing other men while she's in a relationship........and I don't want any parts of a situation like that.



    Therefore, I probably won't be having any further contact with her.
    deadeye
    So, you're mad because I quoted a post.....that included a scantily clad pic of you......that you sent to another man.....while both of you are supposed to be in committed relationships with other people?

    Hilarious.
    June 12 Delete


    MsSouthern
    just messy ...smh
    June 12



    deadeye
    You can call me messy, but you can't say I was lying about anything I said.
    June 12 Delete


    MzGrahamBitches
    gtfoff my page and mind your fucking business old man.


    Oh wait, you have no business which is why you stalk various females on the internet tryibg to interject yourself into their business.

    Fuck off.
    June 12


    deadeye
    Most of your business is public knowledge Kathryn.

    You should learn to exercise more discretion.

    You're too old to continuously find yourself in compromising situations.

    I'm extremely disappointed in your behavior and expect much better of you in the future.

    With compassion, concern, sincerity, and due diligence.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    I hope you die of old age tonight.
    June 12

    deadeye
    That's a horrible thing to say.

    I'm sorry you feel that way Kathryn.

    However, I've never heard of anyone dying of old age at 43.

    My words must've really hit home for you to want me to die tonight.

    I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

    Instead of wishing me death, your time would be better served reflecting on your past transgressions and thinking about what steps you can take to improve yourself.
    June 12 Delete


    Dirty Sanchez
    kat caught feelings
    June 12

    deadeye
    Indeed she did.

    Definitely not your usual white woman.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    Titanagraphs but I caught feelings..ok.

    Type me another one pops.
    June 12


    deadeye
    You wished death upon me Kathryn.

    Solely because I quoted a post which featured you in a bathrobe with your privates partially exposed.

    A pic that would have never been publicly accessible had it not been for your carelessness and bad judgement.

    Essentially, you want me to die for your mistakes.

    Smarten up Kathryn.

    If anyone caught feelings it's you.

    This is just entertainment for me.
    June 12 Delete




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    @deadeye nah mate, fuck off, I literally hate seeing your name in my notifications because I know it's your FUCKING LIST. I'm tired of being @'d to some thread because of your shitty list, makes me just want to punch you in your fat fucking face.

    You're a digrace to creepset and 'mature' black men the world over.

    Fuck your entire existence.


    You are a plain idiot. Since you cannot give birth nor have a proper sense of enduring and suffering you cannot understand my post.

    @Westie has put her life on the line several times to give life. I wish I had an ounce of that courage, endurance and resiliance.

    Peace
    CashmoneyDux
  • ineedpussyineedpussy long hair dont care but bald head dont give a fuck! Posts: 7,114 ✭✭✭✭✭
    deadeye wrote: »
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    But wasn't she talking to someone else for an hour while you followed her around ???


    I don't think you are being honest with yourself sir ....



    I was close enough to overhear the context of their conversation.



    Dude was a former co-worker or something and they were just catching up.



    Didn't hear him say or do anything that made it seem like he was trying to get with her.



    Anyway, none of that matters now.



    Bottom line, she's with somebody.......she doesn't have any qualms about seeing other men while she's in a relationship........and I don't want any parts of a situation like that.



    Therefore, I probably won't be having any further contact with her.

    give me the number then
    gns
  • StillFaggyAFStillFaggyAF Queer LGBT CommunityPosts: 40,359 ✭✭✭✭✭
    U 47? Uhhhhhhhhhh

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  • AP21AP21 Posts: 17,183 ✭✭✭✭✭
    man deadeye got me rolling in here lmao
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  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 22,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kat wrote: »
    How you 63 and still fronting on a relationship?



    @Kat



    I'm confused.



    Who are you talking about........me or her?



    Did you read the opening post?
    deadeye
    So, you're mad because I quoted a post.....that included a scantily clad pic of you......that you sent to another man.....while both of you are supposed to be in committed relationships with other people?

    Hilarious.
    June 12 Delete


    MsSouthern
    just messy ...smh
    June 12



    deadeye
    You can call me messy, but you can't say I was lying about anything I said.
    June 12 Delete


    MzGrahamBitches
    gtfoff my page and mind your fucking business old man.


    Oh wait, you have no business which is why you stalk various females on the internet tryibg to interject yourself into their business.

    Fuck off.
    June 12


    deadeye
    Most of your business is public knowledge Kathryn.

    You should learn to exercise more discretion.

    You're too old to continuously find yourself in compromising situations.

    I'm extremely disappointed in your behavior and expect much better of you in the future.

    With compassion, concern, sincerity, and due diligence.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    I hope you die of old age tonight.
    June 12

    deadeye
    That's a horrible thing to say.

    I'm sorry you feel that way Kathryn.

    However, I've never heard of anyone dying of old age at 43.

    My words must've really hit home for you to want me to die tonight.

    I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

    Instead of wishing me death, your time would be better served reflecting on your past transgressions and thinking about what steps you can take to improve yourself.
    June 12 Delete


    Dirty Sanchez
    kat caught feelings
    June 12

    deadeye
    Indeed she did.

    Definitely not your usual white woman.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    Titanagraphs but I caught feelings..ok.

    Type me another one pops.
    June 12


    deadeye
    You wished death upon me Kathryn.

    Solely because I quoted a post which featured you in a bathrobe with your privates partially exposed.

    A pic that would have never been publicly accessible had it not been for your carelessness and bad judgement.

    Essentially, you want me to die for your mistakes.

    Smarten up Kathryn.

    If anyone caught feelings it's you.

    This is just entertainment for me.
    June 12 Delete




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    @deadeye nah mate, fuck off, I literally hate seeing your name in my notifications because I know it's your FUCKING LIST. I'm tired of being @'d to some thread because of your shitty list, makes me just want to punch you in your fat fucking face.

    You're a digrace to creepset and 'mature' black men the world over.

    Fuck your entire existence.


    You are a plain idiot. Since you cannot give birth nor have a proper sense of enduring and suffering you cannot understand my post.

    @Westie has put her life on the line several times to give life. I wish I had an ounce of that courage, endurance and resiliance.

    Peace
  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Oh la laaaa Posts: 21,437 Regulator
    edited March 3
    I still call bullshit

    You followed her for and hour .....close enough to hear her convo ...at Walmart ????


    You get off on this


    My opinion hasn't changed


    Stalker


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  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 22,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    I still call bullshit

    You followed her for and hour .....close enough to hear her convo ...at Walmart ????


    You get off on this


    My opinion hasn't changed


    Stalker



    Bullshit on what?



    You actually think I'm lying?



    When have I ever lied about anything on here?



    And who would make up a story about following a chick around in Walmart for almost an hour?



    Also, what was the unedited version of your post?
    deadeye
    So, you're mad because I quoted a post.....that included a scantily clad pic of you......that you sent to another man.....while both of you are supposed to be in committed relationships with other people?

    Hilarious.
    June 12 Delete


    MsSouthern
    just messy ...smh
    June 12



    deadeye
    You can call me messy, but you can't say I was lying about anything I said.
    June 12 Delete


    MzGrahamBitches
    gtfoff my page and mind your fucking business old man.


    Oh wait, you have no business which is why you stalk various females on the internet tryibg to interject yourself into their business.

    Fuck off.
    June 12


    deadeye
    Most of your business is public knowledge Kathryn.

    You should learn to exercise more discretion.

    You're too old to continuously find yourself in compromising situations.

    I'm extremely disappointed in your behavior and expect much better of you in the future.

    With compassion, concern, sincerity, and due diligence.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    I hope you die of old age tonight.
    June 12

    deadeye
    That's a horrible thing to say.

    I'm sorry you feel that way Kathryn.

    However, I've never heard of anyone dying of old age at 43.

    My words must've really hit home for you to want me to die tonight.

    I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

    Instead of wishing me death, your time would be better served reflecting on your past transgressions and thinking about what steps you can take to improve yourself.
    June 12 Delete


    Dirty Sanchez
    kat caught feelings
    June 12

    deadeye
    Indeed she did.

    Definitely not your usual white woman.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    Titanagraphs but I caught feelings..ok.

    Type me another one pops.
    June 12


    deadeye
    You wished death upon me Kathryn.

    Solely because I quoted a post which featured you in a bathrobe with your privates partially exposed.

    A pic that would have never been publicly accessible had it not been for your carelessness and bad judgement.

    Essentially, you want me to die for your mistakes.

    Smarten up Kathryn.

    If anyone caught feelings it's you.

    This is just entertainment for me.
    June 12 Delete




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    @deadeye nah mate, fuck off, I literally hate seeing your name in my notifications because I know it's your FUCKING LIST. I'm tired of being @'d to some thread because of your shitty list, makes me just want to punch you in your fat fucking face.

    You're a digrace to creepset and 'mature' black men the world over.

    Fuck your entire existence.


    You are a plain idiot. Since you cannot give birth nor have a proper sense of enduring and suffering you cannot understand my post.

    @Westie has put her life on the line several times to give life. I wish I had an ounce of that courage, endurance and resiliance.

    Peace
  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Oh la laaaa Posts: 21,437 Regulator
    Lying to yourself about your creepy ways.....
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  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 22,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    Lying to yourself about your creepy ways.....



    lol



    When have I ever denied that I have those tendencies?



    A thread about a man who's almost 50yrs old and 300 pounds following a chick around for about an hour........despite the end result.........doesn't reek of anyone trying to hide or deny anything.
    deadeye
    So, you're mad because I quoted a post.....that included a scantily clad pic of you......that you sent to another man.....while both of you are supposed to be in committed relationships with other people?

    Hilarious.
    June 12 Delete


    MsSouthern
    just messy ...smh
    June 12



    deadeye
    You can call me messy, but you can't say I was lying about anything I said.
    June 12 Delete


    MzGrahamBitches
    gtfoff my page and mind your fucking business old man.


    Oh wait, you have no business which is why you stalk various females on the internet tryibg to interject yourself into their business.

    Fuck off.
    June 12


    deadeye
    Most of your business is public knowledge Kathryn.

    You should learn to exercise more discretion.

    You're too old to continuously find yourself in compromising situations.

    I'm extremely disappointed in your behavior and expect much better of you in the future.

    With compassion, concern, sincerity, and due diligence.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    I hope you die of old age tonight.
    June 12

    deadeye
    That's a horrible thing to say.

    I'm sorry you feel that way Kathryn.

    However, I've never heard of anyone dying of old age at 43.

    My words must've really hit home for you to want me to die tonight.

    I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

    Instead of wishing me death, your time would be better served reflecting on your past transgressions and thinking about what steps you can take to improve yourself.
    June 12 Delete


    Dirty Sanchez
    kat caught feelings
    June 12

    deadeye
    Indeed she did.

    Definitely not your usual white woman.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    Titanagraphs but I caught feelings..ok.

    Type me another one pops.
    June 12


    deadeye
    You wished death upon me Kathryn.

    Solely because I quoted a post which featured you in a bathrobe with your privates partially exposed.

    A pic that would have never been publicly accessible had it not been for your carelessness and bad judgement.

    Essentially, you want me to die for your mistakes.

    Smarten up Kathryn.

    If anyone caught feelings it's you.

    This is just entertainment for me.
    June 12 Delete




    0idvkbvn43de.jpg




    @deadeye nah mate, fuck off, I literally hate seeing your name in my notifications because I know it's your FUCKING LIST. I'm tired of being @'d to some thread because of your shitty list, makes me just want to punch you in your fat fucking face.

    You're a digrace to creepset and 'mature' black men the world over.

    Fuck your entire existence.


    You are a plain idiot. Since you cannot give birth nor have a proper sense of enduring and suffering you cannot understand my post.

    @Westie has put her life on the line several times to give life. I wish I had an ounce of that courage, endurance and resiliance.

    Peace
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