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Scumbag Thread 2.0

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  • blackgod813blackgod813 Posts: 8,954 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So I been dealing with this broad for past few months. I really dig her. She's financially independent, sexy to me, has goals, pussy bomb. I could see myself settling down with her one day. The only thing is she doesn't put it in the mouth. Said she just doesn't like it.

    Now on the flip side I got a little side piece that loves nothing more than to give me head. She comes over smokes a blunt with me sucks me off and dips out no questions asked and doesn't want anything more than that. Am I in the wrong for this? Is this some scumbag shit?

    Butttt why the girl sucking ya dick for free weed
    Valentinez A. KaiserCashmoneyDuxillestni99ainnethagreat45
  • illestni99ainneillestni99ainne I let ur gal suck me off from da back and ur moms giv me cornrows on my crack cuz Im nasty like that Posts: 5,100 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Because nectar of the gods bitch what you think? She just likes giving head
    Nights like this...I wish...Raindrops would faaalllll!!!
    onetoughmiraclethagreat45
  • blackgod813blackgod813 Posts: 8,954 ✭✭✭✭✭
    She the one that brings the weed usually

    Then why is she just coming to suck ya dick an you aint even fucking??? Just bring u weed not get no dik is she fat or ugly u seen my hoes im top notch

    Lol Top Notch hoes huh.?

    Is there supose to be a pic?
  • blackgod813blackgod813 Posts: 8,954 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This ugly black girl to .me if a bitch aint yellow no god2g1s0p0mrdbj.jpeg
    texas409illestni99ainneCinco
  • ineedpussyineedpussy long hair dont care but bald head dont give a fuck! Posts: 7,032 ✭✭✭✭✭
    She the one that brings the weed usually

    Then why is she just coming to suck ya dick an you aint even fucking??? Just bring u weed not get no dik is she fat or ugly u seen my hoes im top notch

    cause she's a man dawg.
    blackgod813illestni99ainneonetoughmiracleLurkristocrat Lou_Cypher
  • illestni99ainneillestni99ainne I let ur gal suck me off from da back and ur moms giv me cornrows on my crack cuz Im nasty like that Posts: 5,100 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Keep ya faggot ass thoughts to yaself bruh
    Nights like this...I wish...Raindrops would faaalllll!!!
    ineedpussy
  • AZTGAZTG Posts: 6,627 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So I been dealing with this broad for past few months. I really dig her. She's financially independent, sexy to me, has goals, pussy bomb. I could see myself settling down with her one day. The only thing is she doesn't put it in the mouth. Said she just doesn't like it.

    Now on the flip side I got a little side piece that loves nothing more than to give me head. She comes over smokes a blunt with me sucks me off and dips out no questions asked and doesn't want anything more than that. Am I in the wrong for this? Is this some scumbag shit?

    Nah thats fair.

    Chick one likes you but wont make an effort to learn to like to suck dick to please you? Dont get too caught up on her playa.

    Its all about the effort to me. Fuck a perfect girl, let me find a girl thats legit willing to put the effort and im putting a rinf on her finger no question asked.
  • PurrPurr Evil Chuck Season. Jumpman jumpman Jumpman dat girl up to something!!!Posts: 32,332 ✭✭✭✭✭
    T.Vick04 wrote: »
    Three thots and a baby

    So i meet this thick white girl at a gas station. She one of them ghetto loud wannabe types that usually irk the fuck out me. But like i said she thick and the ass looking right. So we exchange numbers and tell her ima hit her up later. Bout 9 that night she call me and wants to chill. Im like ok cool u coming 2 me? She like she can't she babysitting her homegirl baby cause they going out tonight. I'm like im not coming over if it ain't worth my time. She convinced me it would be and that the baby sleeps through the night. So i get over there and some big ass bitch answers the door. I come inside and her and another girl sitting on the couch and the baby off to the side in a swing.

    a5lamtk7111u.jpeg


    So these hoes start interrogating me and shit while they drinking and getting ready for the club. The fat bitch the most aggressive and she start asking bout my dick size. Somewhere during that discussion these hoes decide they wanna have a dick sucking contest...I'm thinking they bout 2 get a dildo or something but the big one like do u mind. I'm like nah do u. She tell me to get up and sit in the lazy boy and pull my pants down. I look at the chick i came for and she smiling like its all good. So they take turns they spitting and slurping my dick. All of a sudden the baby rise like the fucking Undertaker...

    nciei4akd454.gif


    shit scares the fuck outta me and i bust in big girl mouth. I try to shake her off but she shakes her head and keeps sucking mumbling no. At this point both girls sucking and the third girl behind me rubbing my chest. Now this shit feeling good and may seem like a win but between the baby wailing and screaming and the slurping and sucking sounds of these hoes going in it was definitely a L.

    oq7hi3q3r1xo.jpeg


    I'm in the chair feeling like a real scumbag. Staring at my reflection in the mirror like

    l2k684blm68d.jpeg

    Didn't read
    "The most disrespected person in America is the Black woman, the most unprotected person in America is the Black woman. The most neglected person in America is the Black woman."- Malcolm X
    silverfoxxmiamivice305
  • silverfoxxsilverfoxx Posts: 11,323 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Purr wrote: »
    T.Vick04 wrote: »
    Three thots and a baby

    So i meet this thick white girl at a gas station. She one of them ghetto loud wannabe types that usually irk the fuck out me. But like i said she thick and the ass looking right. So we exchange numbers and tell her ima hit her up later. Bout 9 that night she call me and wants to chill. Im like ok cool u coming 2 me? She like she can't she babysitting her homegirl baby cause they going out tonight. I'm like im not coming over if it ain't worth my time. She convinced me it would be and that the baby sleeps through the night. So i get over there and some big ass bitch answers the door. I come inside and her and another girl sitting on the couch and the baby off to the side in a swing.

    a5lamtk7111u.jpeg


    So these hoes start interrogating me and shit while they drinking and getting ready for the club. The fat bitch the most aggressive and she start asking bout my dick size. Somewhere during that discussion these hoes decide they wanna have a dick sucking contest...I'm thinking they bout 2 get a dildo or something but the big one like do u mind. I'm like nah do u. She tell me to get up and sit in the lazy boy and pull my pants down. I look at the chick i came for and she smiling like its all good. So they take turns they spitting and slurping my dick. All of a sudden the baby rise like the fucking Undertaker...

    nciei4akd454.gif


    shit scares the fuck outta me and i bust in big girl mouth. I try to shake her off but she shakes her head and keeps sucking mumbling no. At this point both girls sucking and the third girl behind me rubbing my chest. Now this shit feeling good and may seem like a win but between the baby wailing and screaming and the slurping and sucking sounds of these hoes going in it was definitely a L.

    oq7hi3q3r1xo.jpeg


    I'm in the chair feeling like a real scumbag. Staring at my reflection in the mirror like

    l2k684blm68d.jpeg

    Didn't read

    Welcome back.
  • Thereal_baThereal_ba Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This ugly black girl to .me if a bitch aint yellow no god2g1s0p0mrdbj.jpeg

    Where's her other arm though?
    silverfoxx
  • Young_ChitlinYoung_Chitlin YCN Chief/FCC Member/#RedVelvetSquad Member/IC Task Force General ASUville, PhoenixPosts: 22,633 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Crude_ wrote: »
    Should just rename the thread The L 2.0

    ¡No contaban con mi astucia!
    5 Grand wrote: »
    I see a lot of people saying they'd "give" family members money.

    Thats not what you want to do.

    You want to set up a trust fund so they get a monthly payment. You can set up a trust fund so your mother gets, say, $10,000 a month for the rest of her life. According to my math, $10,000 per month for 20 years is $2.4 million. That's better than giving her $2.4 million up front because she can blow it all in a matter of days and then she'll want more and you'd feel obligated to give it to her.

    So if you win, don't "give" anybody anything. Set up a trust fund.

    Now that I think about it, I could set up a trust fund for my brother. I'd give him $10,000 a month. He's about 45 now so $10,000 per month for 40 years is only $4.8 million. That makes more sense than giving him the money in one lump sum.

    AggyAF wrote: »
    Anyone else think it's crazy only about 10 posters regularly post here and we got damn near 500 pages?

    All the other sports threads on here are people with hobbies. This is football - the beautiful game. We eat, sleep and drink football.

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  • blakfyahkingblakfyahking The IC's Resident Father Figure Posts: 15,607 ✭✭✭✭✭
    T.Vick04 wrote: »
    Three thots and a baby

    So i meet this thick white girl at a gas station. She one of them ghetto loud wannabe types that usually irk the fuck out me. But like i said she thick and the ass looking right. So we exchange numbers and tell her ima hit her up later. Bout 9 that night she call me and wants to chill. Im like ok cool u coming 2 me? She like she can't she babysitting her homegirl baby cause they going out tonight. I'm like im not coming over if it ain't worth my time. She convinced me it would be and that the baby sleeps through the night. So i get over there and some big ass bitch answers the door. I come inside and her and another girl sitting on the couch and the baby off to the side in a swing.

    a5lamtk7111u.jpeg


    So these hoes start interrogating me and shit while they drinking and getting ready for the club. The fat bitch the most aggressive and she start asking bout my dick size. Somewhere during that discussion these hoes decide they wanna have a dick sucking contest...I'm thinking they bout 2 get a dildo or something but the big one like do u mind. I'm like nah do u. She tell me to get up and sit in the lazy boy and pull my pants down. I look at the chick i came for and she smiling like its all good. So they take turns they spitting and slurping my dick. All of a sudden the baby rise like the fucking Undertaker...

    nciei4akd454.gif


    shit scares the fuck outta me and i bust in big girl mouth. I try to shake her off but she shakes her head and keeps sucking mumbling no. At this point both girls sucking and the third girl behind me rubbing my chest. Now this shit feeling good and may seem like a win but between the baby wailing and screaming and the slurping and sucking sounds of these hoes going in it was definitely a L.

    oq7hi3q3r1xo.jpeg


    I'm in the chair feeling like a real scumbag. Staring at my reflection in the mirror like

    l2k684blm68d.jpeg

    haha @ this nigga being able to look a baby in the eye

    and still managing to shoot one off like a savage :joy:


    tumblr_maj8y0LU9Y1qimbeto1_500.jpg
    Thereal_baillestni99ainneCashmoneyDux808HiLife808
  • geechee slimgeechee slim I bomb atomicly with socrates philosophies and hypothesis Posts: 2,453 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So we back?
    Geechee Slim, Geechee Goo
    Geechee Me, Geechee YOU!

    BARTRON!
  • geechee slimgeechee slim I bomb atomicly with socrates philosophies and hypothesis Posts: 2,453 ✭✭✭✭✭
    welcome back yall. I've been holding on to this one too. So there was a rap battle I went to many many many months ago. And there was a girl there, a real dark skin short girl who I didn't know. I asked her where the bathroom was and she was very excited to show me where it was.

    fast forward a year later, I got a new girlfriend. She wants to come with me to the new rap battle and I say okay. We in there, and I see the girl from the previous rap battle. Anyway, then now that's the main headliners, truth Watson and Barbarian Diggie from South Carolina. Me and My Girl come up to the front. Don't you know that same girl from the previous battle comes over to my side, grabbed me by the wrist and licks my hand over her head, says oh excuse me, and let's my hands fall down to her thigh. I'm right next to my girl when all of this s*** happens. Now that other girl tried to play it off like she was just trying to get out front to see the battle. My girl was not having that s***.


    BUT WAIT, THERES MORE!

    so my girl made me promise that I didn't have nothing to do with that girl, which technically I never did. I get a message on Facebook from one of the girls who was at that last rap battle. She might have been a promoter, or what, but my girlfriend said her a long-ass message.

    2n1uquc.jpg
    Geechee Slim, Geechee Goo
    Geechee Me, Geechee YOU!

    BARTRON!
    Thereal_baillestni99ainneValentinez A. Kaiser
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