Adventures of the Walmart Warrior

deadeyedeadeye Walmart WarriorKat's buttPosts: 20,642 ✭✭✭✭✭
I'm going to use this thread to update you nignogs with any experiences I have at Walmart or any other retail outlet/grocery store.


Please feel free to share any experiences you all might have as well.


Ladies can participate too with any stories about being approached at outlets of this nature.




Anyway, since my last escapade, I've got another story to share.



A few days ago I spotted a chick coming out the store before I even got out of my car.



Thick as fuck..........all ass and hips.



She was walking in the direction of my car, and I got out as soon as she got close enough.



Asked for her name and if she was with anybody.........she told me: "I'm supposed to be engaged."



Still got the number though.



Haven't reached out to her yet, but........as usual..........I'll keep you all posted on any new developments.
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  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 20,642 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How you "supposed" to be engaged?? Lol.


    She said she's engaged, but gave the impression that the relationship was on shaky ground since they've only known each other for a few months.
  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 20,642 ✭✭✭✭✭
    AP21 wrote: »
    if you want fat chicks, eat at golden corral



    @AP21



    I would if I liked their food........but it's never really appealed to me.
  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 20,642 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Not to derail this thread but I think @StoneColdMikey or one of his coworkers were profiling me at the store he works at on Sunday lmao



    @Elzo69Renaissance



    Drop that story bruh.



    Maybe not in here, but make a thread or tell it in the ADHD thread.
    gns
  • AP21AP21 Posts: 15,782 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Trillfate wrote: »
    Bruh, you're the co founder of #Creepset.. where the pics at?

    he aint gon respond to this one
    gns
  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 20,642 ✭✭✭✭✭
    AP21 wrote: »
    Trillfate wrote: »
    Bruh, you're the co founder of #Creepset.. where the pics at?

    he aint gon respond to this one



    I don't own a smartphone.........just flip phones.



    No way to discretely take pics with those.
  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 20,642 ✭✭✭✭✭
    AP21 wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    AP21 wrote: »
    if you want fat chicks, eat at golden corral



    @AP21



    I would if I liked their food........but it's never really appealed to me.

    you not going for the food, but you got it

    this is why i dont help niggas lol

    He doesn't go to chuckie cheese for the food either



    Fun Fact:



    I have yet to make it to their buffet.....but if I did I wouldn't be embarrassed about it.



    It's a restaurant........not a playground.



    I could understand if they didn't serve food, but.......other than that......I don't really see why people think it would be wrong for me to go there.
  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 20,642 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Does there really need to be 2 threads bout @deadeye daily Wal-Mart excursions to pick pussy.



    @Revolver Ocelot



    The previous thread was about one incident.



    However, with the creation of this thread........I intend to put all of my Walmart exploits in here instead of making a new thread every time I have a Walmart story to tell.
  • AP21AP21 Posts: 15,782 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher E.L.E.: Everybody Love Everybody Arkham AsylumPosts: 48,206 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I always pass by wal mart and go to the next grocery store.
    AP21
  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 20,642 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 28
    Ok, first of all, again.........I HAVENT' BEEN TO THE CHUCK E CHEESE BUFFET........YET.



    Second, y'all do realize that kids eat at other places besides Chuck E Cheese right?



    Kids eat at Golden Corral, Chick-Fil-A, McDonald's, Dave & Busters, etc.



    @AP21 ............even at Cici's and Pizza Hut.



    Would I be wrong to go to those places as well?



    If I wanna go to Chuck E Cheese..........I'm going to Chuck E Cheese.



    No fucks given.
    Valentinez A. KaiserMsSouthernR0mp
  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 20,642 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kat wrote: »
    Hey deadeye...maybe I should take my daughter to the strip club for dinner. I mean they have a banging buffet for FREE! It's completely inappropriate but fuck it.


    @Kat



    That's a false equivalency Kathryn.



    Patrons of strip clubs have to be of a certain age.



    I'm assuming 18 or 21.



    Chuck E Cheese has no such restrictions.



    Try again.
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