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House of Cards Season 5

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  • Will MunnyWill Munny Eatin pussy and kickin ass Posts: 30,156 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Claire has no feelings whatsoever. She killed the only man to ever truly see the real her, and still love and accept her, while riding his dick and absorbing his life energy. Dude was straight talking about Greenland while he was dying and she told him to stop talking about it because she wanted just 5 more minutes of compliments.

    Poor Tom Yates. Should have just kept fucking that cute tour guide girl.

    She told an expecting mother that she would let her unborn child wither and die inside of her, to her face.

    She's a great-white shark.
    Times are tough, but they ain't got nothin' on me.
  • atribecalledgabiatribecalledgabi DragonstonePosts: 13,981 Regulator
    Doug loyal to the fuccin core. I like how they invited him over for dinner, had small talk, and then

    "Oh hey btw...you mind taking that Zoe murder charge for us? Thanks your a pal."

    Lol

    That woulda been much colder to me if it didn't come out that frank and doug planned that all along.
    Recaptimus_Prime360KingFreeman
  • Will MunnyWill Munny Eatin pussy and kickin ass Posts: 30,156 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Doug is a whore for the Underwoods.

    He should just deepthroat a 9mm already.
    Times are tough, but they ain't got nothin' on me.
    THIRDSUPREMEmarc123CeLLaR-DooR
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ology Posts: 64,715 ✭✭✭✭✭
    But Frank made a good point about the presidency tho, and where the real power lies.
    AGSN: OUR MOVEMENT STILL CONTINUES.
  • atribecalledgabiatribecalledgabi DragonstonePosts: 13,981 Regulator
    edited June 8
    But Frank made a good point about the presidency tho, and where the real power lies.

    It felt like he was making shit up lol. Like he knew his presidency wasn't gonna end well so he scrambled
    MeekMonizzLLLLLLe14
  • DNB1DNB1 Still nigga... Posts: 19,687 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So this a gathering of the illuminati in episode 8?
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ology Posts: 64,715 ✭✭✭✭✭
    But Frank made a good point about the presidency tho, and where the real power lies.

    It felt like he was making shit up lol. Like he knew his presidency wasn't gonna end well so he scrambled

    Surprisingly it made sense. Too bad Claire gonna double cross his azzz. Lol
    AGSN: OUR MOVEMENT STILL CONTINUES.
  • THIRDSUPREMETHIRDSUPREME TargSettotheDeathLarkKillaNigga Home of the SlavesPosts: 7,488 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Claire pussy got superpowers. It brought Frank back to life that time and killed Tom.

    I'm sure her pussy wrinkled and dry AF.
  • atribecalledgabiatribecalledgabi DragonstonePosts: 13,981 Regulator
    edited June 9
    But Frank made a good point about the presidency tho, and where the real power lies.

    It felt like he was making shit up lol. Like he knew his presidency wasn't gonna end well so he scrambled

    Surprisingly it made sense. Too bad Claire gonna double cross his azzz. Lol

    She lowkey ain't even do nothing to him this season lol. He fucked her way more this time. Obviously she should pardon him but everybody and hey mama know that timing ain't gon look good so he just gon have to be mad and wait
  • THIRDSUPREMETHIRDSUPREME TargSettotheDeathLarkKillaNigga Home of the SlavesPosts: 7,488 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Will Munny wrote: »
    Doug is a whore for the Underwoods.

    He should just deepthroat a 9mm already.

    And we the viewers should just accept that as realistic? Can we please address Cathy Durant though?

    Get
    The Fuck
    Out
    Of
    Here

    I am hereby through with this bullshit show.

    There is absolutely no reason to continue watching this shit if the writers are going to insult our intelligence like that.

    It really is becoming a joke.
    Will MunnyMister B.
  • atribecalledgabiatribecalledgabi DragonstonePosts: 13,981 Regulator
    That Cathy shit was stupid. I didn't even take it seriously when it happened cuz I just knew it was a dream sequence....

    Idr if I said it on here or not, but the only way I can rationalize that (I'm a forgiving viewer) is that we're seeing frank lose it. His presidency was a shit show so, he scrambled to come up with the idea to tank it and hand the shit off to claire...which was another shitty idea. So he's making all these dumb decisions cuz he boxed himself in. I can get with that it just seemed kinda cheap to have it that he planned it that way all along from a writer's standpoint.
  • Will MunnyWill Munny Eatin pussy and kickin ass Posts: 30,156 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well the story is told from Franks perspective, so fornthe writers to hide his intentions the whole season is just bullshit.

    And I don't think pushing Cathy was a dream sequence.
    Times are tough, but they ain't got nothin' on me.
    THIRDSUPREME
  • THIRDSUPREMETHIRDSUPREME TargSettotheDeathLarkKillaNigga Home of the SlavesPosts: 7,488 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 9
    https://www.google.com/amp/www.firstpost.com/entertainment/house-of-cards-season-5-review-dull-humourless-slog-that-falls-flat-despite-kevin-spaceys-best-attempts-3513717.html/amp

    Pretty good article on some of the things wrong with the show.

    Doug should have been killed or exposed this season.

    And not admitting to something he didn't do, but arrested and charged with the murder he did commit.

    The underwoods should have taken a loss.

    Instead of ptsd dude losing his mind, why not allow him to actually win the presidency and be a regular guy. That ptsd shit was cheap l, ignorant, and an insult to us as the viewer. Where was his ptsd on his ROAD to running for president?

    I think back to other lame duck House of Cards moments .... and I think we all have been way too forgiving.

    The list of moments where you can call bullshit is too long.
    Will Munny
  • atribecalledgabiatribecalledgabi DragonstonePosts: 13,981 Regulator
    Will Munny wrote: »
    Well the story is told from Franks perspective, so fornthe writers to hide his intentions the whole season is just bullshit.

    And I don't think pushing Cathy was a dream sequence.

    I know it wasn't but I thought it was while I was watching it
  • Will MunnyWill Munny Eatin pussy and kickin ass Posts: 30,156 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Season so unbelievable people assume shit is a dream sequence.
    Times are tough, but they ain't got nothin' on me.
    atribecalledgabiTHIRDSUPREME
  • THIRDSUPREMETHIRDSUPREME TargSettotheDeathLarkKillaNigga Home of the SlavesPosts: 7,488 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Will MunnyWill Munny Eatin pussy and kickin ass Posts: 30,156 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Close Thread!

    Unsticky
    Times are tough, but they ain't got nothin' on me.
  • smp4lifesmp4life Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭✭✭
    needs to be cancelled
    THIRDSUPREMEWill Munny
  • THIRDSUPREMETHIRDSUPREME TargSettotheDeathLarkKillaNigga Home of the SlavesPosts: 7,488 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kevin spacey is too good of an Actor to waste his talent on this shit anymore.
    Will Munny
  • THE_R_THE_R_ Posts: 3,397 ✭✭✭✭✭
    SOME COOL PLOT TWISTS HERE & THERE...
    BUT OVERALL THIS SEASON WAS A SNOOZEFEST...
    SUCK MY DICK OUT OF ANIMOSITY
    smp4lifeWill MunnyTHIRDSUPREME
  • KingFreemanKingFreeman Way UpPosts: 13,707 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Season was weak. The greats always fall off I guess.
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  • marc123marc123 Posts: 16,874 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 10
    Jus finished...

    75% of the season was a struggle watch.

    Funniest part was Conways fall from grace. The blk caucus ether, the shit w the campaign mrg, then the pilots told him to go sit tf down. lol lol lol

    Doug smh.

    The election didnt even feel like an election.

    When Claire showed frank the book, i knew tom yates was a dead man walking

    LOL at the trainer acting like a sad side bitch. Frank needs to cool it w the gay shit tho

    best part of the season were the last 2 eps. Everything else couldnt keep my attention, shit was boring. I was jus watching to see any real signs of franks downfall.....never thought it would be claire.

    Writers better go all out on the frank v claire war next season, cuz the show is getting stale.
    Will Munny
  • marc123marc123 Posts: 16,874 ✭✭✭✭✭
    BTW lol if doug n frank end up bein cell mates
  • Will MunnyWill Munny Eatin pussy and kickin ass Posts: 30,156 ✭✭✭✭✭
    marc123 wrote: »
    Jus finished...

    75% of the season was a struggle watch.

    Funniest part was Conways fall from grace. The blk caucus ether, the shit w the campaign mrg, then the pilots told him to go sit tf down. lol lol lol

    Doug smh.

    The election didnt even feel like an election.

    When Claire showed frank the book, i knew tom yates was a dead man walking

    LOL at the trainer acting like a sad side bitch. Frank needs to cool it w the gay shit tho

    best part of the season were the last 2 eps. Everything else couldnt keep my attention, shit was boring. I was jus watching to see any real signs of franks downfall.....never thought it would be claire.

    Writers better go all out on the frank v claire war next season, cuz the show is getting stale.


    its past stale, shit is moldy at this point
    Times are tough, but they ain't got nothin' on me.
    marc123
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