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If you had to choose one, would You For $10,000?

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  • thegreatunknownthegreatunknown Posts: 1,450 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Give me the Greg Maddux option.

    Here's an accurate* simulation of what would happen:


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  • bow to royaltybow to royalty Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Y'all choosing punt returns see it says no fair catch right? You'll get cleaned up before you lay down or hit the sideline. Take the charge, easy choice
  • bow to royaltybow to royalty Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 11
    10 catches over the middle... I ain't scared of a hit and I'm a big ass dude... That shit don't scare me

    Haha ya ok. Gronk is 6' 6" 265 lbs

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  • hueyhuey Posts: 11,705 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ill take the punts and call a fair catch everytime
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  • VanguardBLKVanguardBLK Observable UniversePosts: 177 ✭✭
    With all the free injuries I keep racking up from ball, I might as well earn 10 g-packs off a charge from the King!

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  • bow to royaltybow to royalty Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭✭✭
    huey wrote: »
    ill take the punts and call a fair catch everytime

    Dude said no fair catches
  • Ghost of JaemoomsGhost of Jaemooms "He didnt get banned until his city started winning.."Posts: 831 ✭✭✭✭
    Why it gotta be the Browns though....

    Fuck the t/s......and fuck the Ravens...


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  • numbaz...80's babynumbaz...80's baby Posts: 5,061 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Because the Browns suck nigga. Get out ya feelings
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  • illedoutilledout Posts: 8,146 ✭✭✭✭✭
    10 catches over the middle... I ain't scared of a hit and I'm a big ass dude... That shit don't scare me

    This is the only one I looked at and got scared at lol...you are a braver than me sir lol

    Ten catches over the middle and take a charge from Lebron running full speed from half court
    got me cracking the fuck up..

    I'd pay money to see a regular unathletic nigga get on the court or field and attempt that..

    You'll fuck around and end up in a full body cast..
    CashmoneyDuxnatural born sinnersVulcanRavenSolemnSauce
  • Rampage12Rampage12 Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Some of these are just ridiculous though. Ain't nobody in here hitting a homerun against Randy Johnson or Greg Maddux even if they had unlimited at bats.
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  • a_wack_postera_wack_poster Posts: 588 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 13
    Shit I was just talking about this with my brother a few weeks ago.

    I told him I could probably run for 50 yards in an NFL game if I had a month to practice. Nigga brought up good points as to why I couldnt. and seeing how fast these niggas are, I said gimme 2 months.

    but yeah, I think I could return the punts.

    Anybody think they can run for 50+ on an NFL Defense?
  • Rampage12Rampage12 Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Give me the Greg Maddux option.

    Here's an accurate* simulation of what would happen:


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    No it's not, that's not Greg Maddux he's hitting it off of lol.
  • CashmoneyDuxCashmoneyDux Posts: 10,955 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Shit I was just talking about this with my brother a few weeks ago.

    I told him I could probably run for 50 yards in an NFL game if I had a month to practice. Nigga brought up good points as to why I couldnt. and seeing how fast these niggas are, I said gimme 2 months.

    but yeah, I think I could return the punts.

    Anybody think they can run for 50+ on an NFL Defense?

    Give me 6 months
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  • bow to royaltybow to royalty Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 15
    Shit I was just talking about this with my brother a few weeks ago.

    I told him I could probably run for 50 yards in an NFL game if I had a month to practice. Nigga brought up good points as to why I couldnt. and seeing how fast these niggas are, I said gimme 2 months.

    but yeah, I think I could return the punts.

    Anybody think they can run for 50+ on an NFL Defense?

    Hell naw. Look at it this way. Most NFL RB's may put up 4 yards or so or less a carry. You're not them (no one up here is), so let's put you at 1-2 yards a carry (which is generous). You think you're built for poundin the rock 25-50 times in a game? Your body or spirit would break before you broke 50.
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  • mooneymooney I'm around!!! Posts: 330 ✭✭✭
    Return 5 punts for Browns against the Ravens, no fair catches. I'd even try to return it. I'm quick.
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  • Arya TsaddiqArya Tsaddiq Shalawam The Daughter of BabylonPosts: 15,301 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm positive I could tackle Marshawn Lynch 5 straight times....






    How many yards in between us before contact tho?
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  • damnkpdamnkp Posts: 1,815 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Play quarterback..1 step drop and fire..accuracy be damned
    MaywoodAggieLean.SolemnSauce
  • natural born sinnersnatural born sinners Posts: 4,943 ✭✭✭✭✭
    illedout wrote: »
    10 catches over the middle... I ain't scared of a hit and I'm a big ass dude... That shit don't scare me

    This is the only one I looked at and got scared at lol...you are a braver than me sir lol

    Ten catches over the middle and take a charge from Lebron running full speed from half court
    got me cracking the fuck up..

    I'd pay money to see a regular unathletic nigga get on the court or field and attempt that..

    You'll fuck around and end up in a full body cast..

    I ain't going over the middle of a FOOTBALL field for shit..that's last option ALL DAY. Actual in shape athletes have wound up in wheel chairs going over the middle, fuck you think going happen to some ordinary Joe...you gon DIE, at least paralyzed
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  • mooneymooney I'm around!!! Posts: 330 ✭✭✭
    For those thinking the middle sweet remember #52n61vpyhsb8w4.gif
    Alpha_Ambition
  • mooneymooney I'm around!!! Posts: 330 ✭✭✭
    I'm positive I could tackle Marshawn Lynch 5 straight times....






    How many yards in between us before contact tho?

    Don't matter. You ain't pulling Lynch down.
    Arya Tsaddiq
  • d.greend.green Posts: 11,842 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 11

    Return 5 punts for Browns against the Ravens, no fair catches?

    Complete and Catch 10 passes over the middle against the Seahawks, if with every drop you start back at zero?


    LOL. Definitely neither one of these two.

    I'm taking the LBJ charge.
  • The Lonious MonkThe Lonious Monk Man with No Fucks Given Posts: 26,006 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So ILL wrote: »
    Return 5 punts, easily. Just catch the rock and run out of bounds before you get smashed.

    If it's a good punt to the middle of the field. You ain't making it out of bounds bruh.
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    But when you die, tell me what the fuck you own.
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