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The official "Ask 5 Grand about drugs and the mysteries of life" thread

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  • Preach2TeachPreach2Teach I can't swim but my soul wont drown. Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Just reading through the 5 Grand rape thing for the first time now and shit is too fucking funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting raped in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was raped my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this shit motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
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  • DarthRozayDarthRozay Posts: 20,406 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Just reading through the 5 Grand rape thing for the first time now and shit is too fucking funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting raped in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was raped my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this shit motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
    lmao what?
    blackgod813JonnyRoccITiron man1MallyG
  • skpjr78skpjr78 Posts: 7,195 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Less time for uncut coke... nigga must got the cheat snitch code.

    fixed
    Koltrain$tayRichROLLINiron man1
  • JonnyRoccITJonnyRoccIT . . . Player Shit ONLY . ZONE 6 Atlanta, GAPosts: 14,183 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DarthRozay wrote: »
    Just reading through the 5 Grand rape thing for the first time now and shit is too fucking funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting raped in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was raped my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this shit motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
    lmao what?

    I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master now
    "GOD BLESS THE COLLAR POP . . ."

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  • Revolver OcelotRevolver Ocelot Posts: 3,238 ✭✭✭✭✭
    5 grand had the decency to put us up on game with a therapist on live TV


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  • Busta Carmichael Busta Carmichael IC Hall Of Famer, LOT Posts: 12,415 Regulator
    5 grand had the decency to put us up on game with a therapist on live TV


    @Joker_De_La_Lover
    Idiopathic Joker
  • DarthRozayDarthRozay Posts: 20,406 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DarthRozay wrote: »
    Just reading through the 5 Grand rape thing for the first time now and shit is too fucking funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting raped in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was raped my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this shit motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
    lmao what?

    I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master now
    DarthRozay wrote: »
    DarthRozay wrote: »
    Just reading through the 5 Grand rape thing for the first time now and shit is too fucking funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting raped in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was raped my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this shit motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
    lmao what?

    I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master now

    @Preach2Teach bout to get brolic

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    Y'all got it all wrong. @Preach2Teach isn't lifting weights, he's studying yoga to become a real life Dhalsim. Once he's achieved peak flexibility he'll be able to better reach at terrible conclusions and preform fellatio on himself for longer periods of time

    oh preach is workin out them hips? (no bcotton)

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  • DarthRozayDarthRozay Posts: 20,406 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DarthRozay wrote: »
    DarthRozay wrote: »
    Just reading through the 5 Grand rape thing for the first time now and shit is too fucking funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting raped in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was raped my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this shit motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
    lmao what?

    I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master now
    DarthRozay wrote: »
    DarthRozay wrote: »
    Just reading through the 5 Grand rape thing for the first time now and shit is too fucking funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting raped in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was raped my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this shit motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
    lmao what?

    I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master now

    @Preach2Teach bout to get brolic

    anigif_enhanced-29465-1454683353-2.gif

    Y'all got it all wrong. @Preach2Teach isn't lifting weights, he's studying yoga to become a real life Dhalsim. Once he's achieved peak flexibility he'll be able to better reach at terrible conclusions and preform fellatio on himself for longer periods of time

    oh preach is workin out them hips? (no bcotton)

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    I see what you're going for but don't do this fam

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  • Preach2TeachPreach2Teach I can't swim but my soul wont drown. Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DarthRozay wrote: »
    Just reading through the 5 Grand rape thing for the first time now and shit is too fucking funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting raped in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was raped my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this shit motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
    lmao what?

    Train harder so if a dude ever tries to rape me I will castrate him before he gets anywhere near my dirt box, and I just wanna live a clean life anyways I don't enjoy alcohol anymore.
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  • HerbalVaporCapersHerbalVaporCapers IC Retirement HomePosts: 3,108 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DarthRozay wrote: »
    DarthRozay wrote: »
    DarthRozay wrote: »
    Just reading through the 5 Grand rape thing for the first time now and shit is too fucking funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting raped in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was raped my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this shit motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
    lmao what?

    I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master now
    DarthRozay wrote: »
    DarthRozay wrote: »
    Just reading through the 5 Grand rape thing for the first time now and shit is too fucking funny and creepy at the same time! @5grand you serious with all of that or was you on drugs that night? what's crazy is I have heard stories lately of men getting raped in my home town, these men are just walking the streets and in one case a man was raped my 2 men and a women wtf? the devil is real this shit motivates me to train harder than ever and live a clean life.
    lmao what?

    I'm guessing he's about to live his Life in Isolation as a Kung Fu master now

    @Preach2Teach bout to get brolic

    anigif_enhanced-29465-1454683353-2.gif

    Y'all got it all wrong. @Preach2Teach isn't lifting weights, he's studying yoga to become a real life Dhalsim. Once he's achieved peak flexibility he'll be able to better reach at terrible conclusions and preform fellatio on himself for longer periods of time

    oh preach is workin out them hips? (no bcotton)

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    vrnp1zknuce1.gif


    I see what you're going for but don't do this fam

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    I just googled this and lmaooooooooo
  • BiblicalAtheist BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsPosts: 15,524 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • ReppinTimeReppinTime Emperor Posts: 4,751 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If you dorks ever got money in the street you'd know he's right if you moving it pure by the bundle you won't be prosecuted by the DEA it's a matter of jurisdiction
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  • HerbalVaporCapersHerbalVaporCapers IC Retirement HomePosts: 3,108 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Props to @AZTG for catching this in that marriage thread:

    5 Grand wrote: »
    Sandinista wrote: »
    CON:
    - no more pussy variety
    - freedom to do things you want to decreases: it's a group decision now
    - Spontaneity decreases...specially if kids are involved: everything has to be planned carefully

    PRO:

    - married men live longer and are healthier, both mentally and physically than single men...by a huge factor:

    @ the bolded.

    Not true. I'm divorced. Any married woman will let her husband keep a mistress. You do things with your mistress that you wouldn't do with your wife.

    Having said that, if you marry the wrong woman it won't work. It just won't.

    As far as getting divorced and her getting half, if she was cooking your meals, doing your laundry and taking care of the kids she deserves half.
    AZTG wrote: »
    5 Grand wrote: »
    Sandinista wrote: »
    CON:
    - no more pussy variety
    - freedom to do things you want to decreases: it's a group decision now
    - Spontaneity decreases...specially if kids are involved: everything has to be planned carefully

    PRO:

    - married men live longer and are healthier, both mentally and physically than single men...by a huge factor:

    @ the bolded.

    Not true. I'm divorced. Any married woman will let her husband keep a mistress. You do things with your mistress that you wouldn't do with your wife.

    Having said that, if you marry the wrong woman it won't work. It just won't.

    As far as getting divorced and her getting half, if she was cooking your meals, doing your laundry and taking care of the kids she deserves half.

    @5grand strikes again. drop game bruh. how?

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    We're still waiting @5 Grand bless the mic nh
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  • 5 Grand5 Grand Posts: 12,445 ✭✭✭✭✭

    We're still waiting @5 Grand bless the mic nh

    Its simple. Introduce your wife to the potential mistress. And then ask your wife what she thinks about her.

    Then ask her how she feels about you sleeping with her.

    But you should really ask her before you get married.

    You'd be surprised, most women (probably all women) wouldn't mind if you were upfront about seeing somebody on the side.

    But the thing is, most men can't handle two women so they try to do it without the wife finding out, which never works.

    Its just like dating. If you tell a girl that you're seeing somebody else she won't get mad if you tell her straight up. Basically if your game is strong enough to finesse a menage a trios then you should have no problem keeping a mistress.
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  • HerbalVaporCapersHerbalVaporCapers IC Retirement HomePosts: 3,108 ✭✭✭✭✭
    5 Grand wrote: »

    We're still waiting @5 Grand bless the mic nh

    Its simple. Introduce your wife to the potential mistress. And then ask your wife what she thinks about her.

    Then ask her how she feels about you sleeping with her.

    But you should really ask her before you get married.

    You'd be surprised, most women (probably all women) wouldn't mind if you were upfront about seeing somebody on the side.

    But the thing is, most men can't handle two women so they try to do it without the wife finding out, which never works.

    Its just like dating. If you tell a girl that you're seeing somebody else she won't get mad if you tell her straight up. Basically if your game is strong enough to finesse a menage a trios then you should have no problem keeping a mistress.

    @obnoxiouslyfresh
    @Kat
    @BiblicalAtheist
    @Westie
    @atribecalledgabi

    Thoughts?
    blackgod813Stew
  • BiblicalAtheist BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsPosts: 15,524 ✭✭✭✭✭
    5 Grand wrote: »

    We're still waiting @5 Grand bless the mic nh

    Its simple. Introduce your wife to the potential mistress. And then ask your wife what she thinks about her.

    Then ask her how she feels about you sleeping with her.

    But you should really ask her before you get married.

    You'd be surprised, most women (probably all women) wouldn't mind if you were upfront about seeing somebody on the side.

    But the thing is, most men can't handle two women so they try to do it without the wife finding out, which never works.

    Its just like dating. If you tell a girl that you're seeing somebody else she won't get mad if you tell her straight up. Basically if your game is strong enough to finesse a menage a trios then you should have no problem keeping a mistress.

    @obnoxiouslyfresh
    @Kat
    @BiblicalAtheist
    @Westie
    @atribecalledgabi

    Thoughts?

    Sounds like high school advice.
    blackgod813
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