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Best Professional Clap Back

MsSouthernMsSouthern Oh la laaaaPosts: 21,664 Regulator
So we all get snarky emails from coworkers

What's your best professional clap back ?

Here are some basic one's

"Per my last email ..."
"Per our last conversation..."
"Please advise ...."

My fav is

"Please let me know if I misunderstood, however ,,,,"

I also like

"For future reference ...."

Add on


Sandinista i ro nyCain


  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Oh la laaaa Posts: 21,664 Regulator
    Cain wrote: »
    "as previously stated in our first communication"

    "This type of retoric is detrimental to our team moving forward"

    "Per our conversation"

    These stay on deck when I want to be an ass

    I like the 2nd one a lot
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 50,411 ✭✭✭✭✭
    AggieLean. wrote: »
    CC'ing their supervisor or manager always drives the point home and sometimes is all the clap back you need

  • rickmogulrickmogul IFNOTYNOT Posts: 1,918 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Reply: OK. Copy CONGRESS too!!! I'm Ultra petty especially if they ain't black. Black, I'll come chop with U and get an understanding. Or @ least try2. Mex or YtE??? I'm telling GOD!!
  • gdatruth2.0gdatruth2.0 Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Please advise...
    Please refer to...
    Please see/refer to previous email correspondence...
    ...or matter will be escalated.

    Request a Delivery Receipt
    Request a Read Receipt

    been in finance/audit most my life. Job has always been to a be a professional irritant.
  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 22,674 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "I appreciate your feedback, however................."

    And then politely shit on them after that.

    Almost the professional equivalent of, "no disrespect, but"..........or.........."With all due respect."
    So, you're mad because I quoted a post.....that included a scantily clad pic of you......that you sent to another man.....while both of you are supposed to be in committed relationships with other people?

    June 12 Delete

    just messy ...smh
    June 12

    You can call me messy, but you can't say I was lying about anything I said.
    June 12 Delete

    gtfoff my page and mind your fucking business old man.

    Oh wait, you have no business which is why you stalk various females on the internet tryibg to interject yourself into their business.

    Fuck off.
    June 12

    Most of your business is public knowledge Kathryn.

    You should learn to exercise more discretion.

    You're too old to continuously find yourself in compromising situations.

    I'm extremely disappointed in your behavior and expect much better of you in the future.

    With compassion, concern, sincerity, and due diligence.
    June 12 Delete

    I hope you die of old age tonight.
    June 12

    That's a horrible thing to say.

    I'm sorry you feel that way Kathryn.

    However, I've never heard of anyone dying of old age at 43.

    My words must've really hit home for you to want me to die tonight.

    I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

    Instead of wishing me death, your time would be better served reflecting on your past transgressions and thinking about what steps you can take to improve yourself.
    June 12 Delete

    Dirty Sanchez
    kat caught feelings
    June 12

    Indeed she did.

    Definitely not your usual white woman.
    June 12 Delete

    Titanagraphs but I caught feelings..ok.

    Type me another one pops.
    June 12

    You wished death upon me Kathryn.

    Solely because I quoted a post which featured you in a bathrobe with your privates partially exposed.

    A pic that would have never been publicly accessible had it not been for your carelessness and bad judgement.

    Essentially, you want me to die for your mistakes.

    Smarten up Kathryn.

    If anyone caught feelings it's you.

    This is just entertainment for me.
    June 12 Delete


    @deadeye nah mate, fuck off, I literally hate seeing your name in my notifications because I know it's your FUCKING LIST. I'm tired of being @'d to some thread because of your shitty list, makes me just want to punch you in your fat fucking face.

    You're a digrace to creepset and 'mature' black men the world over.

    Fuck your entire existence.

    You are a plain idiot. Since you cannot give birth nor have a proper sense of enduring and suffering you cannot understand my post.

    @Westie has put her life on the line several times to give life. I wish I had an ounce of that courage, endurance and resiliance.

  • Inglewood_BInglewood_B Woodz of Inglez Posts: 12,104 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 12
    Ending with "...so go fuck your self!" Occasionally punctuated with a gender neutral "Bitch!"
    Quick wit the hands... Readdyyyyyy
    Will MunnyonetoughmiracleCinco
  • ineedpussyineedpussy long hair dont care but bald head dont give a fuck! Posts: 7,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ask my union steward
  • riddlerapriddlerap G Unit 4 Life 50's MansionPosts: 17,071 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i live for these kinda opportunities.. i love when people ask some shit that was already previously answered on the same email trail, or when someone gets snarky but they are misinformed. lol the rest of my team hates being confrontational so they give me all those emails to respond to.
    trust no one, just my sig
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