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Understanding Men: 101

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  • MistyKnight MistyKnight YtDemonSlayer WakandaPosts: 7,736 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    Do you notice if your woman has on matching bra and panty ?


    I doubt they do.
    Men can be so oblivious to things that we do.

    The other day I was wearing this shirt and my husband is like , "That's a nice shirt, is that new?"

    I'm like, "Bruh................... I've had this for 3 years you bum!"
    AP21 wrote: »
    "yeah, I'ma stir up shit between two of the remaining 6 female posters on a male dominated site. Surely they'll like me after this"
    -the fatherless

    "Yo, why she posting pictures in a pic thread brah. Who tf she think she is"
    -first ballot Hall of Fame fuck nigga

    "A female just posted a pic? Word? Let me see if I can find something wrong with it to point out."
    -raised by a pack of sissies

    "A female in a hip hop site? Noooooo. We can't have that"
    -closet homosexual
    deadeye
  • MistyKnight MistyKnight YtDemonSlayer WakandaPosts: 7,736 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 27
    Why do men care so much about what women do with makeup and our hair?

    Why are they so upset with black women for wearing weaves but say nothing when becky wears extensions?

    Why do they cry so hard when women have their face beat? and they say salty things like, "This is why you take her to the beach on the first date".
    AP21 wrote: »
    "yeah, I'ma stir up shit between two of the remaining 6 female posters on a male dominated site. Surely they'll like me after this"
    -the fatherless

    "Yo, why she posting pictures in a pic thread brah. Who tf she think she is"
    -first ballot Hall of Fame fuck nigga

    "A female just posted a pic? Word? Let me see if I can find something wrong with it to point out."
    -raised by a pack of sissies

    "A female in a hip hop site? Noooooo. We can't have that"
    -closet homosexual
  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 22,642 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 27
    Ladies,
    Join me in understanding the minds of boys/men.

    How this thread goes: One of us asks a question, and we all try to chime in on what we think the reasoning behind it is.

    For example:

    Why do men do this?

    toilet-paper-cropped.jpg


    My husband does it and I just DONT understand it lol


    It's actually more efficient when you think about it.



    Once you're finished with a roll of toilet paper, all you have to do is throw it away and put another one there.



    However, if the roll is properly placed on whatever that contraption is called...........it takes more time to take it off and put it back on.




    Basically, it's easier and quicker to just leave it on top like it is in the pic.
    deadeye
    So, you're mad because I quoted a post.....that included a scantily clad pic of you......that you sent to another man.....while both of you are supposed to be in committed relationships with other people?

    Hilarious.
    June 12 Delete


    MsSouthern
    just messy ...smh
    June 12



    deadeye
    You can call me messy, but you can't say I was lying about anything I said.
    June 12 Delete


    MzGrahamBitches
    gtfoff my page and mind your fucking business old man.


    Oh wait, you have no business which is why you stalk various females on the internet tryibg to interject yourself into their business.

    Fuck off.
    June 12


    deadeye
    Most of your business is public knowledge Kathryn.

    You should learn to exercise more discretion.

    You're too old to continuously find yourself in compromising situations.

    I'm extremely disappointed in your behavior and expect much better of you in the future.

    With compassion, concern, sincerity, and due diligence.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    I hope you die of old age tonight.
    June 12

    deadeye
    That's a horrible thing to say.

    I'm sorry you feel that way Kathryn.

    However, I've never heard of anyone dying of old age at 43.

    My words must've really hit home for you to want me to die tonight.

    I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

    Instead of wishing me death, your time would be better served reflecting on your past transgressions and thinking about what steps you can take to improve yourself.
    June 12 Delete


    Dirty Sanchez
    kat caught feelings
    June 12

    deadeye
    Indeed she did.

    Definitely not your usual white woman.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    Titanagraphs but I caught feelings..ok.

    Type me another one pops.
    June 12


    deadeye
    You wished death upon me Kathryn.

    Solely because I quoted a post which featured you in a bathrobe with your privates partially exposed.

    A pic that would have never been publicly accessible had it not been for your carelessness and bad judgement.

    Essentially, you want me to die for your mistakes.

    Smarten up Kathryn.

    If anyone caught feelings it's you.

    This is just entertainment for me.
    June 12 Delete




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    @deadeye nah mate, fuck off, I literally hate seeing your name in my notifications because I know it's your FUCKING LIST. I'm tired of being @'d to some thread because of your shitty list, makes me just want to punch you in your fat fucking face.

    You're a digrace to creepset and 'mature' black men the world over.

    Fuck your entire existence.


    You are a plain idiot. Since you cannot give birth nor have a proper sense of enduring and suffering you cannot understand my post.

    @Westie has put her life on the line several times to give life. I wish I had an ounce of that courage, endurance and resiliance.

    Peace
  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 22,642 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why do men care so much about what women do with makeup and our hair?

    Why are they so upset with black women for wearing weaves but say nothing when becky wears extensions?

    Why do they cry so hard when women have their face beat? and they say salty things like, "This is why you take her to the beach on the first date".


    We prefer your natural appearance over things that cover up your natural appearance.



    As far as the white women, you've got a point.



    I don't think most dudes realize that these white chicks wear wigs/extensions more than black women.
    deadeye
    So, you're mad because I quoted a post.....that included a scantily clad pic of you......that you sent to another man.....while both of you are supposed to be in committed relationships with other people?

    Hilarious.
    June 12 Delete


    MsSouthern
    just messy ...smh
    June 12



    deadeye
    You can call me messy, but you can't say I was lying about anything I said.
    June 12 Delete


    MzGrahamBitches
    gtfoff my page and mind your fucking business old man.


    Oh wait, you have no business which is why you stalk various females on the internet tryibg to interject yourself into their business.

    Fuck off.
    June 12


    deadeye
    Most of your business is public knowledge Kathryn.

    You should learn to exercise more discretion.

    You're too old to continuously find yourself in compromising situations.

    I'm extremely disappointed in your behavior and expect much better of you in the future.

    With compassion, concern, sincerity, and due diligence.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    I hope you die of old age tonight.
    June 12

    deadeye
    That's a horrible thing to say.

    I'm sorry you feel that way Kathryn.

    However, I've never heard of anyone dying of old age at 43.

    My words must've really hit home for you to want me to die tonight.

    I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

    Instead of wishing me death, your time would be better served reflecting on your past transgressions and thinking about what steps you can take to improve yourself.
    June 12 Delete


    Dirty Sanchez
    kat caught feelings
    June 12

    deadeye
    Indeed she did.

    Definitely not your usual white woman.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    Titanagraphs but I caught feelings..ok.

    Type me another one pops.
    June 12


    deadeye
    You wished death upon me Kathryn.

    Solely because I quoted a post which featured you in a bathrobe with your privates partially exposed.

    A pic that would have never been publicly accessible had it not been for your carelessness and bad judgement.

    Essentially, you want me to die for your mistakes.

    Smarten up Kathryn.

    If anyone caught feelings it's you.

    This is just entertainment for me.
    June 12 Delete




    0idvkbvn43de.jpg




    @deadeye nah mate, fuck off, I literally hate seeing your name in my notifications because I know it's your FUCKING LIST. I'm tired of being @'d to some thread because of your shitty list, makes me just want to punch you in your fat fucking face.

    You're a digrace to creepset and 'mature' black men the world over.

    Fuck your entire existence.


    You are a plain idiot. Since you cannot give birth nor have a proper sense of enduring and suffering you cannot understand my post.

    @Westie has put her life on the line several times to give life. I wish I had an ounce of that courage, endurance and resiliance.

    Peace
    MistyKnight caddo man
  • Focal PointFocal Point Kushite descent... wandering child from Meru of Old TrentonPosts: 16,259 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    Do you notice if your woman has on matching bra and panty ?


    I have
  •  i ro ny i ro ny Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    Do you notice if your woman has on matching bra and panty ?


    Yes.


    Now ask me if I give a fuck
    deadeyeAggieLean.
  • 2stepz_ahead2stepz_ahead Who I am is Complex, What i am, simply put. I'm a Threat walking out the lions denPosts: 31,557 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How about this....

    Why do men believe that Child Support and Feminism have destroyed the black community?

    You trynna tight me on this?

    I like a challange an I wont call you out your name on the process
    you have the dude who is naturally thorough -Alpha
    you have the dude that wants to be thorough so he pretend to be Alpha -Beta
    then you have the nigga who wants to hang with the first two to be seen and grab any dropped crumbs.- Omega

    I am still struggling between blocks to get from the have nots to the have yachts and I won't be stopped.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HhTZZdVbjio


  • 2stepz_ahead2stepz_ahead Who I am is Complex, What i am, simply put. I'm a Threat walking out the lions denPosts: 31,557 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why do men seek validation from other men when it comes to their sexual conquests?

    Funny question.

    But most dude cant admit they have certain insecurities an the need to fit in that grows to wanting to be looked at like an alpha male or leader.
    you have the dude who is naturally thorough -Alpha
    you have the dude that wants to be thorough so he pretend to be Alpha -Beta
    then you have the nigga who wants to hang with the first two to be seen and grab any dropped crumbs.- Omega

    I am still struggling between blocks to get from the have nots to the have yachts and I won't be stopped.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HhTZZdVbjio


  • 2stepz_ahead2stepz_ahead Who I am is Complex, What i am, simply put. I'm a Threat walking out the lions denPosts: 31,557 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i ro ny wrote: »
    how about yall just ask niggas for an honest answer since yall prolly wont know.

    For the most part, men are simple creatures.
    As a collective, yall aren't hard to figure out.

    I feel this is true when situations involve sex.

    We all know they think with their dicks for the most part.

    Not true..

    I think with logic, my heart, response to loyalty.
    If those ain't right....my Dick may need comforting
    you have the dude who is naturally thorough -Alpha
    you have the dude that wants to be thorough so he pretend to be Alpha -Beta
    then you have the nigga who wants to hang with the first two to be seen and grab any dropped crumbs.- Omega

    I am still struggling between blocks to get from the have nots to the have yachts and I won't be stopped.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HhTZZdVbjio


  • _Jay_Jay Posts: 3,483 My Name Is My Name.
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    Do you notice if your woman has on matching bra and panty ?


    definitely. from what I understand, most women don't eem care, so if she's matching, that might mean that this finna be something special...

    I'm also into buying lingerie for my lady, and/or enjoying the view of lingerie on my lady...so I might be a lil different from the average guy.


    ..................ROLL DAMN TIDE



    @JayChillinBro
  • caddo mancaddo man Failure is success in progress! Posts: 22,296 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    Do you notice if your woman has on matching bra and panty ?


    No
    bb135e64-2d54-4043-bf52-fd6c7197fcd3_zps05c66c47_-_Copy_-_Copy.jpg
    The IC Law (please read before posting)

    You have the right to remain silent.
    Anything you say can and will be used against you in the threads of the IC.
    If you are a female, You have the right to talk to another poster and have him present with you during an exposure.
    If you do not have another poster to save you, one will be appointed to represent you, if you post a proof pic of yourself with a timestamp. Representation will be aquired if your pic is deemed simp worthy. All posters are consider a male until a proof pic or vid is provided.

    The Intelligent Waiver

    Do you understand each of these rights as I have explained them to you?
    Having these rights in mind, do you wish to post a proof pic(for females) or tell us your personal story now?

    Old Poster admission
    There is a chance that I am your Daddy. What is your momma name again?

  • caddo mancaddo man Failure is success in progress! Posts: 22,296 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have been married for 12 years and I couldnt tell you shit about her underwear unless it is the bloomers. then I know what time it is. 7 days of out of control emotions
    bb135e64-2d54-4043-bf52-fd6c7197fcd3_zps05c66c47_-_Copy_-_Copy.jpg
    The IC Law (please read before posting)

    You have the right to remain silent.
    Anything you say can and will be used against you in the threads of the IC.
    If you are a female, You have the right to talk to another poster and have him present with you during an exposure.
    If you do not have another poster to save you, one will be appointed to represent you, if you post a proof pic of yourself with a timestamp. Representation will be aquired if your pic is deemed simp worthy. All posters are consider a male until a proof pic or vid is provided.

    The Intelligent Waiver

    Do you understand each of these rights as I have explained them to you?
    Having these rights in mind, do you wish to post a proof pic(for females) or tell us your personal story now?

    Old Poster admission
    There is a chance that I am your Daddy. What is your momma name again?

    2stepz_aheaddeadeyeAggieLean.
  • 2stepz_ahead2stepz_ahead Who I am is Complex, What i am, simply put. I'm a Threat walking out the lions denPosts: 31,557 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MsSouthern wrote: »
    Do you notice if your woman has on matching bra and panty ?


    i talk to my wife and watch her get dressed every morning...so yep
    you have the dude who is naturally thorough -Alpha
    you have the dude that wants to be thorough so he pretend to be Alpha -Beta
    then you have the nigga who wants to hang with the first two to be seen and grab any dropped crumbs.- Omega

    I am still struggling between blocks to get from the have nots to the have yachts and I won't be stopped.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HhTZZdVbjio


  • 2stepz_ahead2stepz_ahead Who I am is Complex, What i am, simply put. I'm a Threat walking out the lions denPosts: 31,557 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How are boxers more comfortable than briefs?

    I'd imagine having your balls flapping in the wind is as uncomfortable as a female with saggy breasts going bra-less.

    uhh....some people need more room and cant be contained an bunched up.
    tighty whiteys are uncomfortable as hell.
    you have the dude who is naturally thorough -Alpha
    you have the dude that wants to be thorough so he pretend to be Alpha -Beta
    then you have the nigga who wants to hang with the first two to be seen and grab any dropped crumbs.- Omega

    I am still struggling between blocks to get from the have nots to the have yachts and I won't be stopped.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HhTZZdVbjio


  • 2stepz_ahead2stepz_ahead Who I am is Complex, What i am, simply put. I'm a Threat walking out the lions denPosts: 31,557 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How about this....

    Why do men believe that Child Support and Feminism have destroyed the black community?

    because it has.
    feminism aint for black women..it gives them hoes numbers and they dont care about yall.
    child support should be reasonable....if its even needed.

    my sons mom told me she put me on support not because i wasnt caring for my son but to ensure she was gonna get her money since i was having a daughter with another chick. thats fukkery

    an how and why does it destroy the community....if the world is already against black men...then all he has is his own people.....niggas kill you, women bash you and now you cant raise your child because you need two jobs to survive
    you have the dude who is naturally thorough -Alpha
    you have the dude that wants to be thorough so he pretend to be Alpha -Beta
    then you have the nigga who wants to hang with the first two to be seen and grab any dropped crumbs.- Omega

    I am still struggling between blocks to get from the have nots to the have yachts and I won't be stopped.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HhTZZdVbjio


  • rickmogulrickmogul IFNOTYNOT Posts: 1,914 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Y is @Kat just a wknd girl now? Wanna see what she has 2 say.
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 50,389 ✭✭✭✭✭
    rickmogul wrote: »
    Y is @Kat just a wknd girl now? Wanna see what she has 2 say.

    I don't have shit to say. At this age I'm over trying to understand men. Y'all weird, but a necessary evil.
    banginscrew901Focal Point
  • dallas' 4 evadallas' 4 eva Dallas Cowboys 2016 NFC EAST CHAMPS Posts: 11,121 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've come to the conclusion that as much as women claim we don't understand them, women don't understand us either probably even more than we don't understand them, and just paying attention to the way y'all talk only proves my point.
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    deadeye
  • 2stepz_ahead2stepz_ahead Who I am is Complex, What i am, simply put. I'm a Threat walking out the lions denPosts: 31,557 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kat wrote: »
    rickmogul wrote: »
    Y is @Kat just a wknd girl now? Wanna see what she has 2 say.

    I don't have shit to say. At this age I'm over trying to understand men. Y'all weird, but a necessary evil.

    we are simple.

    maybe your actions cause reactions.
    you have the dude who is naturally thorough -Alpha
    you have the dude that wants to be thorough so he pretend to be Alpha -Beta
    then you have the nigga who wants to hang with the first two to be seen and grab any dropped crumbs.- Omega

    I am still struggling between blocks to get from the have nots to the have yachts and I won't be stopped.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HhTZZdVbjio


    rickmogul
  • 2stepz_ahead2stepz_ahead Who I am is Complex, What i am, simply put. I'm a Threat walking out the lions denPosts: 31,557 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've come to the conclusion that as much as women claim we don't understand them, women don't understand us either probably even more than we don't understand them, and just paying attention to the way y'all talk only proves my point.

    nah bruh....

    they understand us....they just like to know that their pussy can make us change who we are.
    when we dont then they stuck. then they gotta get attention elsewhere...nudes for compliments.

    women have huge egos all rooted in how many people want to fukk them.

    thats it
    you have the dude who is naturally thorough -Alpha
    you have the dude that wants to be thorough so he pretend to be Alpha -Beta
    then you have the nigga who wants to hang with the first two to be seen and grab any dropped crumbs.- Omega

    I am still struggling between blocks to get from the have nots to the have yachts and I won't be stopped.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HhTZZdVbjio


    rickmogul
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 50,389 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kat wrote: »
    rickmogul wrote: »
    Y is @Kat just a wknd girl now? Wanna see what she has 2 say.

    I don't have shit to say. At this age I'm over trying to understand men. Y'all weird, but a necessary evil.

    we are simple.

    maybe your actions cause reactions.

    That goes both ways.
  • rickmogulrickmogul IFNOTYNOT Posts: 1,914 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 29
    @2stepz_ahead ...@kat seems a lil tough or @ least she puts on very well. Seem like she's matured. I used 2 be in here HEAVY B4 I joined. Liked her replies that's Y I go hard @ her but can see she got a lil potty mouth @ times but it's cute. The way of The Dutch!
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