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Them Massage Joints

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  • rickmogulrickmogul IFNOTYNOT Posts: 1,955 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Makes me look @ Asian women different in public like they all have this trait in them. Been 2 a gang of em: Filipino, Chinese, Vietnamese etc. Think I told this B4 about getting lucky and having the dope ass mamasan massage me and she got smashed. I said that pin hole shit with Asians s true. Walk on ya back, deep tissue man these shit r great and these weenie genie's r a GOD send. They only get raided when they don't pay their under the table monthly Sherrifs fee. Otherwise it's daily biz as usual.
    TheBoyRo5onblackhandsideonetoughmiracle
  • Idiopathic JokerIdiopathic Joker PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES Working On My LowriderPosts: 45,553 Regulator
    Go figure wrote: »
    Go figure wrote: »
    I can stay home and get a handjob for free

    You ever had one in the dark by someone who shushed you when you tried to speak?

    U be tryna amicably converse while a gal jerkin u? Nh rhetorical question keep that

    I mean asking who's wacking it
    Fuck you, I'm a mod
  • 700700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAPosts: 14,494 ✭✭✭✭✭
    naw I want to tho just to say I did it
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?

    b00kie wrote: »
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?
    haha He cool man, I wasn't in the streets but

    He was always lil, like 5'3. But a big mouth, couple times nigga had to square up. At the football game he took that stick the drum major had and cracked a nigga over the head w it and broke the stick

    Nigga was cold on the bball court though, I didn't get that starting spot until he stopped coming to school. School let out at 3 we had to stay till the games at 6 so he used to just rap about whatever people talkin about passng time.

    Then he started hanging w C-Loc and them, rappin/hustling whatever, rarely came to school anymore. When he did he would just be Polo down.... come, counting stacks $ at recess, everybody lookin.

    OH and biology class blunt fell out his ear and the teacher tried to grab it. He twist that lady arm grabbed the blunt off the floor n left. lol
    Far from a groupie...but a Boosie story

    Nga was in the club and I was out and about in another state..I was doing business there and decide to step out...and heard dude was going to be at the club on the radio...Now I don't know dude like that..but again my patnas know dude...I goes to the club..dude has his own section in the club..him and his crew and a few women...I walk up to the area and he comes over and he like you be in B.R. and you be wit such and such and I was like yea..he like mayne what you doing out here..I told him.. he was like..mayne you family come on in V.I.P. and get what you want..you want this..you want that..i was like nah..nga handed me a bottle and told me just to take it...again I don't know dude like that to be gettin a bottle..but the love he showed..I see why ngas love this nga down here so much...so I was leaving the club after he performed..nga was like you good you need bread..you need money on a room..and I was like shocked the nga even reached out like that..and I was like nah.. Nga didn't care who you were..if he fucks wit you..he fucks wit you..that's why alot cats fuck wit the lil nga...




    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uMoBtaS-wvg&fb_source=message
    deadeye
  • Lefty_Lefty_ The Ayatollah Of Baking Soda Pullin Up.....Posts: 3,475 ✭✭✭✭✭

    But the next day. I was a whole new breed of human... Gotdamn I felt spectacular. I was swinging around stops signs and skipping down side walks..

    Yo....
    gh0st
  • konceptjoneskonceptjones Old School Playa Posts: 13,112 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I think I did by accident. I got a groupon once for a deep tissue massage. When I arrived, the door was locked and I had to knock (first questionable sign). Im like “are you guys open? Why is the door locked in the middle of the afternoon? And why is it dark in there?” Anyway, she told me to return in a half hour. Sketchy ass place in Chinatown.

    you were finna get that extra special happy ending. They prolly wouldn't have even charged you extra.
    i'm not sure which entity leaves people more abused and lost; the Porn Industry or Bad Boy Records.
  • Bcotton5Bcotton5 Posts: 51,850 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kat wrote: »
    Will Munny wrote: »
    they have one in my hometown but it’s a small town and they’re basically all sex slaves n shit. Can’t help but think of that scene from Taken, I can’t support that shit.

    That's what's up William.

    yea I respect that
    KatAfrica United
  • Max.Max. Posts: 32,928 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Max. wrote: »
    Man my dick would rip these lil azn bitches pussy up

    Its like puttn a water balloon on awatermelon!
    Kat
  • sunlordsunlord Posts: 458 ✭✭✭✭
    I can't tell the difference between a real one and a fake one so the answer is no.
  • Will MunnyWill Munny Eatin pussy and kickin ass Posts: 30,187 ✭✭✭✭✭
    There’s a website called www.rubmaps.com that is basically yelp for sleezy jack off massage places, I wish I could read the reviews just because I bet they’re hilarious but I ain’t paying for the subscription and possible credit card theft.
    Times are tough, but they ain't got nothin' on me.
    Lou_CypherCincoonetoughmiracle i ro ny
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 50,636 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lmaooooo...wow.
  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher Make Reasonable Choices. H. E. Double Hockey SticksPosts: 52,387 ✭✭✭✭✭
    marc123 wrote: »
    I cant front, i thought about it b4. But with my luck, when i go. That will be the day it gets raided. Then i'd be in lockup for payin for a handjob, no thx.

    Lmfaooo! This is my exact thinking.

    I googled shit online and there's a website where it confirms if shops have prosituation and there are a shitload here in anchorage.

    Makes you wonder how many of those Asian ladies are doing it against their will.
    onetoughmiracle
  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher Make Reasonable Choices. H. E. Double Hockey SticksPosts: 52,387 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Will Munny wrote: »
    There’s a website called www.rubmaps.com that is basically yelp for sleezy jack off massage places, I wish I could read the reviews just because I bet they’re hilarious but I ain’t paying for the subscription and possible credit card theft.

    That's the site I was speaking of In my previous post. They used to allow you to read the posts without signing up. Probably got a bunch of places shut down lol.
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