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Got damm Papoose got his own worst punchlines site

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edited August 2010 in The Reason
I guess he loss

http://worstpapoose.tumblr.com/

i dont know what u actin heartless for when u know u a target like a department store

stop living in denial/ the nile is a river in Egypt

I had to back my gun out in the deli he so simple/ I told the nigga make my sandwich with no pickles

”Thats why i give it to him give it to him with no hesitation/
You a coward I push your sh*t back like constipation”

these rappers is corny, they bars stupid
thats why i send fireballs at them and tell em “haruken”
talkin indirect like they bad as me
i take a rapper head off and tell em fatality

“these Psychotic niggaz envy me, and wanna be nuts….but i buSt nuts, like my genitals sexually…”

Killers’ll put the glocks to your memry
I’ma son of a gun, so if im coming my pops comin with me”

so son of a gun, i’m from the bridge/
so if you a son of a gun, i’m bangin ya pops at his kids/

I’ll bag dad(Baghdad) like Iraq/

yesterday u was a blood but u flip tonight, cause u like that sh*t that cilled Superman, you’s a “Crip Tonight.”

“I don’t care who offended cause I handle my business/
The gun stay in my jeans/genes like it’s family resemblence/

“When it comes to spendin money I stop at no price/
I take a long time to stop spinnin (spendin) like the last dice/”

“They know I bring it straight to the mic like I draft Kobe


“who want beef? act loud and bleed/
I stop niggaz from wantin beef like the mad cow disease/

gave it to funk flex, he bombed it/
now the stakes are high, like the top shelf of da meat market/

“if i know u, ill loan u a gun, i cant provide it/
bring my gun back, ill give u your money back, NIGGA BUY IT!!!/”

“imma quote Big Daddy Kane, this lyric”
*cough cough*, pardon me, but im fu*kin sick wid it!!!/”

“a nigga knock on my door wit a gun imma let him in/
then imma oput everything i got in his head n chin/”

yall niggaz is jews, so I’ma out do Hitler”

“remy look good in person jus like she do in the magazine, so ima stay close to ms.martin like dr.king”

that weed keep my mind out tha gutter, so i stay ‘HI’ like the word we use to greet each other”

“don’t like sittin the pen it stinks, but in brooklyn we sit in the pens like ink”-

“lil bow wow the size of a mini teck, we riddin around with guns the size of 50 cent”-???

“i come with a bang like a pony tail”

Gangbanging spreading like a disease called meningitis, they sick with the B’s and C’s like hepatitis.”


RAPPERS BE TRYIN TO GET IN WHERE THEY FIT IN LIKE “TETRIS”/
THATS WHY I LEAVE THEY FAMILY “MORNING” LIKE “BREAKFAST”/
THEY SEE OTHER CATS DO IT AND THEN THEY TRY AND FOLLOW/
THATS WHY I LEAVE THEY FAMILY “MOURNING” LIKE “ALONZO”/

Before u go on the booth to talk about papoose
Always remember, The vocal Booth Sound Proof, Not Bullet Proof!»»

the judge threw the book at my man,judges like throwin books so i throw magazines

i say what i mean, mean what i say when i spit these records, so if i ever said i meant it(minute) like 60 seconds”

“we’re about to get a deal, they’re finally respectin our lyrics, what u mean ours(HOURS) a hour is 60 minutes”

“i would stick the gun in son hoodie, but that would be statratory rape if i fu*k wit a young pu*sy”

“Niggaz talkin dat murder one im like oh well you kill me you comin wit me we can do this in hell”

“He was tryna do his numbers what he sed but your numbers aint addin up got more enemies then frends think you cant be touched even kennedy is dead”

ma i think your crazy if you dont deep throat/
you serve no purpose like a slow speed boat

god sent me here as a scientist to cure aids and take it off the earths mug,
but they aborted me so now he sent me back as a thug

“Blow so much weed clouds dudes need umbrellas to smoke a blunt with me”

“If knowleged is the key im sellin crack to the whole industry”

“You think you safe in yo crib must be kiddin me creep through the chimny to slaughter my enemys”

“I rolled 666 and beat the devil at dice”

Ya man said “fu*k you” oh he dat gay
I’ma give em my 444 the Joey Crack way

u cant box a boxer u get ya jaw locked,
but who feel like a boxer wen da 4 4 pop,
man a put mor holes in boxers than clorox,

wen its time 2 flip yay, i put my numbers in like da midday,
u like dat sh*t dat help back pain u bengay (been gay),

u speakin on my gun game so wen i pull it out dont u run,
cuz i aint put my gun in ya mouth, u put ya mouth on my gun

wuts ya head price, is it worth mor than i dead life,
cross me n get double crossed jus like da dead christ,

Bitch you better ride my dick and pedal my balls”

I KEEP A FIFTH BECAUSE YA MAN OWE ME AT LEAST A CHIP WHEN I CATCH HIM HOPING IN HIS BOAT IMA SINK HIS SHIP”

Don’t ever try to put yo hands on pap
i’ll pop a cap in yo hand and leave you handicap

Niggas be acting hard like they can stand it
but man when them shots go off
they be up under them cars like a mechanic ”

Don’t talk about gang bangin my homies throw them B’s up crazy
so in the street I keep B with me like Jay-Z

“yea i robbed u 4 your chain, but naw i ain’t on that dead sh*t/
im sayin homie, u can buy it back, im sellin it!”

THAT WEED KEEP MY MIND OUT THE GUTTER/
SO I STAY HIGH (HI) LIKE DA WORD WE USE TO GREET EACH OTHER/


Put the battery in his back that’s what he mad at me
Hit him in the chest with the sket and blow out the battery


Lil nigga you a faggot who came out the closet
Hold you by ya ankles and shake ya change out ya pockets



Son know he can’t come in my hood cause im’a hurt him
I stop son from coming in like curtains



I don’t like to argue thats that female fag mess
I get at (@) niggas like a e-mail address


“I STAY WITH THE DESERT LIKE ARIZONA”

Any man on God’s Earth disrespect me
I bet you I put the beats on like a MP

i’m shore like the water on the beach!”

“I get more butt then an excuse”


I make your record look bad like a felony


Slay the drama king I’m the underground king
Or the drug related king
Pap the gun related king
Everybody eat like kings, we never starve
My clique got more kings in it then a deck of cards

So how you gunna tell me a rapper can “F” with me
When papoose broke more laws then tekn 3

and niggas actin like they dont respect my handle
i put fire on wax just like candles


They be callin me all kinda names, all kinds
But when I walk right up on em’and draw nines
They say I was just talkin bout you, you gonna live along time

Take the soul out of your body and punish your flesh

I gun-but, with a buttnaked gun so we can have a weapon orgy

They mention me on the internet more then half of y’all
Cause my name enter the net like a basket ball

u say u all about cheese, what u some kind of mouse

they always tryna get in front of outsiders n talk recaless, thats y i check niggaz like messages

but my legs feel too cramped up to bend, cuz the 9 stay between dem like 1 through 10

throw ya hands up at me u betta tuck ya chin, i ain’t an engineer but i’ll still punch u in

u kno how many niggaz wanted to take’em out n i stoped’em, i saved mony like a bank account

how u gonna say another man on my level, i got tha dirt dat will cover his grave on my shovel

Go ahead, pop off and get shot like a video
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  • kanggoodiekanggoodie Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    some of em go hard tho
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  • P-Dogg77P-Dogg77 Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    Som of em' were funny.
    Every hoe should have a picture of my dick on their wall.
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  • BlackAX410BlackAX410 JEFF AXEL DA GREAT Posts: 35,215 ✭✭✭✭✭
    how come dis thread neva got more traffic most of these punchlines is hilarious someone on twitter mentioned dude nd his punchlines came to mind so BUMP!!!!
    http://teamdar.bandcamp.com/

    ^^^^^^^ U WANT AN ALBUM WITH MULTIPLE TOPICS THAT SOUNDS DIFFERENT THEN YOUR EVERYDAY MUSIC YOU HEAR ON THE RADIO. YOU WANT SOMEONE WITH A UNIQUE DELIVERY WHO HAS SUBSTANCE AS WELL. THE LINK ABOVE COOLIN IN AXELWORLD IS FOR U, START ON TRACK 1 AND JUST LET IT RIDE ALL OPINIONS AND FEEDBACK WELCOMED

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  • yeah i rap so don't yeah i rap so don't Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You can do this with most rappers, but he had some bad ones bro.
    How many dudes have you really shot
    you rely on muscle memory no wonder you forgot
    how stupid can you be,I'm world class,who you teaching ass
    you got broad shoulders prom queen, carry that
    your top five lists can not be taken seriously (naw)
    when the reaper takes them all seriously (yeah)
    you should have died as one of your moms cramps
    fuck around get your skull turned into boot camp (ha)
    I am not the one who you want to have bothered
    your mom water shouldn't have broke if Moses was your father (hungh)
    I just stepped out the nexus to answer who next is
    what perplexes me is you all know I'm sicker,you disagree
    you iller?, make your move Nomad (damn)
    I got better reflexes than Body Builders
    demolition man, is he stallone,snipes,or the reem
    all you self-centered clowns can't stop the dream (stupid)

    The essence of my pubescence was stick to the lessons
    Keep the substance in the artwork solid,no need for stressin
    Shit, rap smoke and mirrors
    I aint dyin' off the second hand from the reflection of another man
    Not tryin' to hear who you think more clever, it whatever
    Dead at the same time, they toe-to-toe, neck-and-neck forever
    Dexterity is dexter, my pressure is impressing
    Buffalo Bill, but the victims doing the cross-dressing
    You nobodies get piled in the bathtub
    why you think it's called the rest room
    The brand is new, just call it a flesh-wound
    Word is born, who needs a flesh womb
    If I diss you, better just take that
    I coin phrases,Harvey Dent aint got the balls to flip that
    Sergeons need image awards if they save face
    Cave your chest in until Osama and Bruce Wayne could be roommates
    You gassed already, that's what happens when your hate unconditional
    Your favorite rappers is weak, but you virgins use to putting pussy on a pedestal
  • Black_SamsonBlack_Samson do 10 pushups everytime you read my post... you know you want too. Posts: 61,255 Regulator
    stop living in denial/ the nile is a river in Egypt

    a few less words and this would have been ok...
    if i were an FBI Agent tasked with monitoring a forum, I'd post random pictures and watch the reactions of the people.
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  • GoonerGooner Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lol i think ppl made up a few of those...

    all that those punchlines did was make him the punchline
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  • BlackAX410BlackAX410 JEFF AXEL DA GREAT Posts: 35,215 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Gooner wrote: »
    lol i think ppl made up a few of those...

    all that those punchlines did was make him the punchline

    idk i wouldnt put them past Papoose eva since I heard dat I stay Hi line nuthin from his surprises me anymore lls
    http://teamdar.bandcamp.com/

    ^^^^^^^ U WANT AN ALBUM WITH MULTIPLE TOPICS THAT SOUNDS DIFFERENT THEN YOUR EVERYDAY MUSIC YOU HEAR ON THE RADIO. YOU WANT SOMEONE WITH A UNIQUE DELIVERY WHO HAS SUBSTANCE AS WELL. THE LINK ABOVE COOLIN IN AXELWORLD IS FOR U, START ON TRACK 1 AND JUST LET IT RIDE ALL OPINIONS AND FEEDBACK WELCOMED

  • Bawse D.LoxBawse D.Lox Posts: 3,946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    man most of these go hard, had it been Nas incoherent stumbling ass, or jay-z's bubble lips rapping these shit, it would of been hot right???

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  • BlackAX410BlackAX410 JEFF AXEL DA GREAT Posts: 35,215 ✭✭✭✭✭
    man most of these go hard, had it been Nas incoherent stumbling ass, or jay-z's bubble lips rapping these shit, it would of been hot right???

    "I gun-but, with a buttnaked gun so we can have a weapon orgy" dats hard to u? lol man u also gotta take into consideration da way Paps voice was it wouldnt matter who would've kicked these lines u lyin to yaself if u dont think a majority is forced
    http://teamdar.bandcamp.com/

    ^^^^^^^ U WANT AN ALBUM WITH MULTIPLE TOPICS THAT SOUNDS DIFFERENT THEN YOUR EVERYDAY MUSIC YOU HEAR ON THE RADIO. YOU WANT SOMEONE WITH A UNIQUE DELIVERY WHO HAS SUBSTANCE AS WELL. THE LINK ABOVE COOLIN IN AXELWORLD IS FOR U, START ON TRACK 1 AND JUST LET IT RIDE ALL OPINIONS AND FEEDBACK WELCOMED

  • The_ManThe_Man Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭✭✭
    yesterday u was a blood but u flip tonight, cause u like that sh*t that killed Superman, you’s a “Crip Tonight.”

    This ones ok very creative, i cant be arsed reading threw all of them tho, pap has got skills he just put out to many mixtapes in a short time span, if he would have took his time and focused on his album i think he could have delivered somthing solid.
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  • OuncemanOunceman Posts: 6,600 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2012
    i’m shore like the water on the beach!”



    lmao. this nigga couldnt have possibly thought of that wack ass shit. did he really say that?
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  • BlackAX410BlackAX410 JEFF AXEL DA GREAT Posts: 35,215 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ounceman wrote: »
    i’m shore like the water on the beach!”



    lmao. this nigga couldnt have possibly thought of that wack ass shit. did he really say that?

    someone sent dat to me on twitter too i didnt even wanna ask which song it came from lol
    http://teamdar.bandcamp.com/

    ^^^^^^^ U WANT AN ALBUM WITH MULTIPLE TOPICS THAT SOUNDS DIFFERENT THEN YOUR EVERYDAY MUSIC YOU HEAR ON THE RADIO. YOU WANT SOMEONE WITH A UNIQUE DELIVERY WHO HAS SUBSTANCE AS WELL. THE LINK ABOVE COOLIN IN AXELWORLD IS FOR U, START ON TRACK 1 AND JUST LET IT RIDE ALL OPINIONS AND FEEDBACK WELCOMED

  • 32DaysOfInfiniti32DaysOfInfiniti Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Id say about 50% of those are pretty good, but Papoose's voice saying any of those would make em sound wack. I think other rappers could have gotten away with some of these lines and praised.

    With his background though as a battle type rapper coupled with the amount of hype he once got, it just seems so much worse
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  • Lab BabyLab Baby Parts Unknown via BrooklynPosts: 8,053 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Some of these were raw (been said already)... it's just that Pap's flow and that forced multisyllable shit he does makes them lame. You could've taken out half of those lines, and he'd still have the worst punchlines of all time next to Wayne.
  • kanggoodiekanggoodie Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭✭✭
    kanggoodie wrote: »
    some of em go hard tho

    fuck kevin garnett

    lol what??
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  • KillaChamKillaCham M0D SQUAD™ Posts: 11,292 Regulator
    stop living in denial/ the nile is a river in Egypt

    *DEAD* I am done already...
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  • I Self Lord & MasterI Self Lord & Master Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2012
    Back when Papoose name first started bubbling i had a guy who was already a stan of him

    he was trying to put me on to him and quoted

    "I got more will/wheel power than 100 cars"


    this nigga...

    G35H

    he thought that shit was so clever smh

    "I'M JACK JOHNSON, HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. I'M BLACK...THEY NEVER LET ME FORGET IT. I'M BLACK, ALRIGHT....I'LL NEVER LET THEM FORGET IT"

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  • Aristo_V300Aristo_V300 Toyota/Lexus Enthusiast Posts: 6,118 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Goddamn I used to spam that link every time someone so much as mentioned Papoose...
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  • supYosupYo Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭✭✭
    stop living in denial/ the nile is a river in Egypt

    is this 4 real?
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