Ayo gawds should I smash for fifty? (NSFW)

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  • BOSSExcellenceBOSSExcellence all these dollars.. no sense. Posts: 13,366 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    @ Tha Killer.. moms had me at 15.. it was her wake up call.. she finally got it together by her third child at 23.. but i seen too much.. my moms on up to my great grandma was hustlas.. granny was a pool shark two of her sisters hoes.. all they kids gangbanged and/or sold crack..

    i grew up around all that shit.. and my moms, i love her to death for it, told me EVERYTHING!! she didnt hide nothin from me.. she rather'd it come from her then from the streets.. so in essence my momma seein what she saw gave me all the game in the world to survive these streets..

    befo i even started PimPn i had my own shit.. own spot, cars, jewelry and the like.. big cousin got popped and i squared up so to speak.. had a 9 to 5, faithful to my girl and er'thing.. but that shit didnt last. haha went back to hustlin but did my lil thing on the side and out the light.. met a bitch who did in a day what took me a week and been on er'since..

    i mean dont get me wrong.. moms and step pops are well off now.. bit i aint see none of that shit!! they started ballin after i moved out.. like i was sayin.. while there they were workin multiple jobs and schoolin.. i was the man of the house takin care of my brother and sister..
  • earth two supermanearth two superman ladies please dont fight. E2S is here all night! Posts: 16,484 Regulator
    edited August 2010
    Kimi wrote: »
    L's on a website>>>>Begging to buy real life pussy.

    Losing at life??.....mutherfucker I'm making money as I type to you, and after work I'll get to see my Man to give him some free pussy. Something your wife is clearly not doing.

    even if any of that was true, it still wouldnt hide the fact that you caught feelings from being called ugly. give your man a pic of plump or hell, even cali, to tape it to the back of your head so he can at least somewhat enjoy himself.
  • BOSSExcellenceBOSSExcellence all these dollars.. no sense. Posts: 13,366 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    Kimi wrote: »
    I can tell you have a conscious which is a good thing, but not for a successful pimp. Pimps are some of the most ruthless, cold hearted people you come across, because they have to be. Now to answer what you believe about my profession, I don't go overboard defending it because I don't feel as if I'm doing wrong by doing what I do. I served 2 combat tours in the army over here, and I firmly believe we are doing good things and we make life easier for the Military. So I'm fine with what I do, if you or anyone else feels differently I'm not concerned about it I'm not going to get upset, or try to convince them otherwise. That's why I feel you're defending what you do so vehemently, you're trying to convince yourself what your doing is right more than anyone here. As long as you believe what you're doing is right who cares what anyone else says?

    u know of no successful PimP.. u wouldnt even know a real hoe if she walked by u and u complimented her heels..
  • DEE-LICIOUSDEE-LICIOUS Posts: 6,088 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    what thee fuck lmao

    it never fails....when i get too busy to be on this damn site, fuckery ensues....in droves! Gotdamn! the last week yall been on some shit lol


    anyway i only was able to read the first few pages and this last page. How the fuck did the subject get back on Capitol B's pimpin ass givin his life story about being a pimp and shit....again?

    Oh and if I was doin my old avi pics like I used to - i definitely would put at least 4 of those pics of ole girl lol the fuckery......the fuckery.....
  • earth two supermanearth two superman ladies please dont fight. E2S is here all night! Posts: 16,484 Regulator
    edited August 2010
    CapitalB wrote: »
    u know of no successful PimP.. u wouldnt even know a real hoe if she walked by u and u complimented her heels..

    why u trying to educate some1 who clearly cannot be educated bruh
  • Tha KillaTha Killa Posts: 4,451 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    CapitalB wrote: »
    @ Tha Killer.. moms had me at 15.. it was her wake up call.. she finally got it together by her third child at 23.. but i seen too much.. my moms on up to my great grandma was hustlas.. granny was a pool shark two of her sisters hoes.. all they kids gangbanged and/or sold crack..

    i grew up around all that shit.. and my moms, i love her to death for it, told me EVERYTHING!! she didnt hide nothin from me.. she rather'd it come from her then from the streets.. so in essence my momma seein what she saw gave me all the game in the world to survive these streets..

    befo i even started PimPn i had my own shit.. own spot, cars, jewelry and the like.. big cousin got popped and i squared up so to speak.. had a 9 to 5, faithful to my girl and er'thing.. but that shit didnt last. haha went back to hustlin but did my lil thing on the side and out the light.. met a bitch who did in a day what took me a week and been on er'since..

    i mean dont get me wrong.. moms and step pops are well off now.. bit i aint see none of that shit!! they started ballin after i moved out.. like i was sayin.. while there they were workin multiple jobs and schoolin.. i was the man of the house takin care of my brother and sister..

    Damn I understand all this shit better than most fam. My grandpops was a pimp, and my grandma was his bottom bitch (her words), then she had my pops. I love both of them old niggas to death yo.

    My dad was more of a playa than a full on pimp tho, but I used to see him say some slick shit to broads that I sometimes catch myself saying. 2 of my closest uncles were macs back in the day, and had been pimpin' since the 70s. One of 'em had learned the game from the Frank Ward back in the late 60s-early 70s in Oakland and shit. But I'm happy doing what I do now. I don't have to deal with the stress of never being able to really trust a bitch. But to you I say, continue to do you, and be safe b. You got any pics of the hoes in yo stable?
  • Kang_Solomon_GrundyKang_Solomon_Grundy Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    this site is GOAT - I don't care what nobody says: we got serial-killing, non-rapping talk-show failures and bbw(yaaaaay!!!) prostitutes with butt-plug tasers who do anal for the $150, professional nekkid web-cam performers and pimps droppin' hella' game on naggas........and, according to the tags, popular marvel comics mercenary deadpool has even graced us with his(her) presence!!! gotta luhv dis' shit, mayne!!!!
  • earth two supermanearth two superman ladies please dont fight. E2S is here all night! Posts: 16,484 Regulator
    edited August 2010
    this site is GOAT - I don't care what nobody says: we got serial-killing, non-rapping talk-show failures and bbw(yaaaaay!!!) prostitutes with butt-plug tasers who do anal for the $150, professional nekkid web-cam performers and pimps droppin' hella' game on naggas........and, according to the tags, popular marvel comics mercenary deadpool has even graced us with his(her) presence!!! gotta luhv dis' shit, mayne!!!!

    and dont forget etherous gifs.
  • hautehaute Posts: 11,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    Smh

    I still can't get over

    150 for anal

    Bitch you could've just had a V8 and called it a day
  • ClutchCityCartelClutchCityCartel HoustonPosts: 21,769 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    t0wers wrote: »
    lol..u really dont get my gimmick...stfu and play the white boy on here.

    lol funniest shit towers ever said
  • Kang_Solomon_GrundyKang_Solomon_Grundy Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    haute wrote: »
    Smh

    I still can't get over

    150 for anal

    Bitch you could've just had a V8 and called it a day

    you wuz about ready to cut that bitch last night for ignoring yall's questions
  • Tha KillaTha Killa Posts: 4,451 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
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    Tha Killer Chitown Bully chicitylepio Sun God



    Bwhahaha @ the 7 other posts in here being in here SOLELY to catch up on the thread.
  • DEE-LICIOUSDEE-LICIOUS Posts: 6,088 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    you wuz about ready to cut that bitch last night for ignoring yall's questions

    Good morning hun :) how ya doin?

    HAUTE!! :) Hi
  • BwoahmizzeeBwoahmizzee Posts: 6,962 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    damn it be going down on here at night time lol

    this thread is/was pure hilarity
  • ms.jonesms.jones Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    I still can't get over the fact that she takes a taser in the butt.....that is one mean ass. Cotdayum....
  • Fundz O' PlentyFundz O' Plenty Posts: 10,382
    edited August 2010
    do it, do it, do it, do it!
  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Posts: 15,843 Regulator
    edited August 2010
    Butt Plug Taser ????


    WTF ???

    is that what I think it is ????
  • lord nemesislord nemesis You ain't a pimp, you a fairy Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    Hilarious...
  • hautehaute Posts: 11,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    DEE!

    Hi!

    Yo this thread and aqua's thread makes my heart ache


    @Grundy

    Me and blue had some simple questions for her, we thought she was a porn starlet, if dink would've told me about her low budget hooking upfront, I would not have bothered.
  • ms.jonesms.jones Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    Kimi wrote: »
    Hmm, seems to me that you're having the moral delima about what you do, which is why you come off so defensive. Then you mentioned your ex homegirl disagreeing with what you did, I think your transferring your feelings but I'm not her:(. A pimp with a conscious.....interesting. The pimps I've come across were scumbags, and didn't give a fuck about being called one either, shit they might have taken it as a compliment. all your questions to me end with exclamation points, and numerous question marks, your overuse of punctuation, along with you segmenting them off to stress your points show me you care. I still think pimps are scumbags though, and if you think I'm a War profiteer or whatever that's cool with me. I already told you I'm not one to defend my profession so passionately to you or anyone else, because I don't care how you view it. So if pimpin has you in this much emotional turmoil then you need to reevaluate what your doing.

    I'll leave it at that because my pizza is getting cold, and I want to finish up my movie before I decide to get some work done. Peace out pimpin.


    Kimi...I find this comical coming from you...
  • PrettyPlumpPrettyPlump Posts: 55
    edited August 2010
    ms.jones wrote: »
    Kimi...I find this comical coming from you...

    Bish can u take my pic out of ur avi please
  • Tha KillaTha Killa Posts: 4,451 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    Bish can u take my pic out of ur avi please

    And so it begins......again.
  • kentuckywildcatkentuckywildcat Posts: 6,500 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    Shit is about to get Real
  • bununs aliasbununs alias Posts: 295 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    damn plump
  • hautehaute Posts: 11,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2010
    Bununs!!!!!!!!!!!
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