ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

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  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 48,677 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DarcSkies wrote: »
    Shut up Kat!

    That shoulda been my first post in the new thread but I forgot all about last till I just saw her post.

    I'm slipping smh

    MFers all on your dick darc..jocking your style.

    I hate sheeple.
    rip.dillaJonnyRoccITDirty Sanchez
  • GodNThaBuild'nGodNThaBuild'n Kneel at tha altar If dem looking fa mi then tell dem I be weh nobody knowsPosts: 8,113 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well kat let me see a picture of your flower. I love tulips I hope it's a pink one and not purple
  • GodNThaBuild'nGodNThaBuild'n Kneel at tha altar If dem looking fa mi then tell dem I be weh nobody knowsPosts: 8,113 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lookdude wrote: »
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    No wonder this nigga made a big deal about niggas with they jeans sagging
  • GodNThaBuild'nGodNThaBuild'n Kneel at tha altar If dem looking fa mi then tell dem I be weh nobody knowsPosts: 8,113 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kat wrote: »
    DarcSkies wrote: »
    Shut up Kat!

    That shoulda been my first post in the new thread but I forgot all about last till I just saw her post.

    I'm slipping smh

    MFers all on your dick darc..jocking your style.

    I hate sheeple.

    Steeple ha ha i see it
    Kat
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 48,677 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well kat let me see a picture of your flower. I love tulips I hope it's a pink one and not purple

    No thanks.
    gucci7383
  • GodNThaBuild'nGodNThaBuild'n Kneel at tha altar If dem looking fa mi then tell dem I be weh nobody knowsPosts: 8,113 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I didn't say I wanted to sniff it now
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 48,677 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • kingofkingzkingofkingz Posts: 4,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kat wrote: »
    Maybe she had AIDS.

    You ain't shit for bringing a bitch to the house though.

    Guess you get a half a point for fucking her on the futon instead of the bed you share with your woman.



    U know what they say while the cats away the mice will play ( no pun intended lol)


    But would u have gave me some pussy after i let squirt all over my futon & keep going back accidentally let my dick go inside u when i start kissin u?


    I swear to gawd i feel like that bitch owe me some pussy for the tongue work & all the drinks i fed her ass

  • 700700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAPosts: 14,421 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A couple of weeks ago my girl went outta town, i started talkin to this chick off pof for a couple of days..

    we end up going out for drinks on a Saturday night & I'm feeding her everything that she ask for from the bar.


    Fast forward the bar closes & she take me back to my house, she comes in & i take her to my man cave cuz i told her I'm living with a roommate but i got a futon in my mancave

    So we sitting on my futon chatting. I'm at the opposite end playing shy & she comes closer to me so i start to kiss her & it she gets on top of me & I'm kissin on her neck i pull her tiddies out & she's like i don't wanna fuck on the first date I'm like okay cool. Can i just eat ya pussy cuz i love that shit? (I'm lying to her cuz i just wanna get her more hornier so she can beg for the D)..

    She like yeah u can eat me out.. so i eat her pussy & maybe her ass idk.. but i make her squirt but i don't stop eating the pussy. I'm like i wanna jack off while i eat it so i pull my pants down & stroke for a couple of secs then i go up to kiss her & pretend my dick slid inside of her soon as she felt that she jumps up & is like i gotta go.

    So she quickly puts her clothes on & doesnt even make eye contact & just leaves

    I try to text this bitch a few days later she doesn't reply... I'm sitting here trying to figure out why this bitch ain't replied to me

    Yo shit was little

    She got that head out ya and leftleft

    "You know these dog hoes back in style"
    KatkingofkingzOmegaConflicttexas409MrCrookedLetterTrillfateShottaDaBeast
  • playmaker88playmaker88 Boy, I tell you that's vision Like Tony Romo when he hitting Witten Posts: 65,356 ✭✭✭✭✭
    White Castle is a clutch ass last resort..
    gucci7383
  • Joker_De_La_LoverJoker_De_La_Lover PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES Working On My LowriderPosts: 41,564 Regulator
  • 9TRAY9TRAY EverywherePosts: 6,780 ✭✭✭✭✭
    White Castle is a clutch ass last resort..

    Only for Chicken sandwiches, onion rings, & cheese sticks
    gns
  • playmaker88playmaker88 Boy, I tell you that's vision Like Tony Romo when he hitting Witten Posts: 65,356 ✭✭✭✭✭
    9TRAY wrote: »
    White Castle is a clutch ass last resort..

    Only for Chicken sandwiches, onion rings, & cheese sticks
    #1 w/cheese and large chocolate shake
    texas409GlockLesnar
  • Joker_De_La_LoverJoker_De_La_Lover PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES Working On My LowriderPosts: 41,564 Regulator
  • Joker_De_La_LoverJoker_De_La_Lover PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES Working On My LowriderPosts: 41,564 Regulator
  • kingofkingzkingofkingz Posts: 4,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's 11:54 where I'm at
  • Joker_De_La_LoverJoker_De_La_Lover PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES Working On My LowriderPosts: 41,564 Regulator
  • kingofkingzkingofkingz Posts: 4,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I been drinking every day for a month straight after work & on my days off..

    When I'm at work, i started noticing my fingers & hands shake... smh, i gotta get this habit under control
    playmaker88texas409gns
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