The Official: Stuart Scotts' lazy eye thread

ineedpussy

you know just crack them jokes. hopefully cs gets on sports center with this.

stu's eye so lazy it could follow a bottle rocket.

iAMNOVA

Stu's eye owes me 5 dollars

peagle05

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1of1

"Don't Make Me"
(Verse 3)
Wouldn't be smart to tangle wit ya guardian angel
Not when they got a strangle from every angle, head to ankles
Get mangled, so I don't got shit
My eyes everywhere, on my Stuart Scott shit
Tryin' to be fly every second that the clock tick

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t. webb

Lmao....yall niggas cruel.....

pop

Yo I swear ya'll niggas never cease to amaze me

Joe Grizzly

[ whistling ]

brocktonpatriot

I heard his wife wants a divorce...she thinks he's seeing someone on the side

1of1

Stuart doesn't see through his glasses, he sees around them.

jonlakadeadmic

brocktonpatriot wrote: »

I heard his wife wants a divorce...she thinks he's seeing someone on the side

and boom goes the dynamite

Mdizzle9000

the coolest nigga what

iAMNOVA

it's a scientific fact that Stu's eye can be used a magic 8-ball in times of emergency

Mdizzle9000

lazy eye get the bitches

peagle05

Mdizzle9000 wrote: »

lazy eye get the bitches

smh @ this nigga being high in one eye

1of1

They thought he was winking at them and came over.

iAMNOVA

Mdizzle9000 wrote: »

lazy eye get the bitches

smh@ this nigga have a permenant people's eyebrow

smh@ this white bitch having two smokers teeth

smh@ stu's eye looking like someone poured pepto-bismol in it ole conjunctivitis having ass nigga

usmarin3

Stuart eyes look like they are following J Coles hands!

Max.

lol @ being high in one eye

jonlakadeadmic

stu stays lookin at sideboob

Max.

bitches prolly thought he was famous

south4life

Damn ya'll wrong.
Stuart was injured on April 3, 2002 in New York Jets mini-camp when he was doing a special for ESPN. Stuart was hit in the eye by a football thrown from a football throwing machine. He underwent surgery the day of the injury and that is why his eye is like that, it's a glass eye, he wears the glasses to make it look a little better.
If u watched ESPN before 2002, u would have seen that his eye was good and after 2002 his eye was like it is now.

peagle05

south4life wrote: »

Damn ya'll wrong.
Stuart was injured on April 3, 2002 in New York Jets mini-camp when he was doing a special for ESPN. Stuart was hit in the eye by a football thrown from a football throwing machine. He underwent surgery the day of the injury and that is why his eye is like that, it's a glass eye, he wears the glasses to make it look a little better.
If u watched ESPN before 2002, u would have seen that his eye was good and after 2002 his eye was like it is now.

the cheap seats is not concerned with the cause of said eye, only that comedic value can be drawn from it.

Max.

south4life wrote: »

Damn ya'll wrong.
Stuart was injured on April 3, 2002 in New York Jets mini-camp when he was doing a special for ESPN. Stuart was hit in the eye by a football thrown from a football throwing machine. He underwent surgery the day of the injury and that is why his eye is like that, it's a glass eye, he wears the glasses to make it look a little better.
If u watched ESPN before 2002, u would have seen that his eye was good and after 2002 his eye was like it is now.

cant front that shit is funny hahaahaha

usmarin3

Right eye - Jamaican
Left eye - Mexican

peagle05

ParallelRhymes wrote: »

muh fucka shoulda saw it coming...cause there's no way in hell he'd see it coming now

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Gooner

His eye running Randy Moss routes