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• -Karl- Posts: 2,196

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  "Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch!"

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• playmaker88 Posts: 33,760

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  JUICE
  
  You know what? Last time you said that, I was kinda trippin', right? But now, you're right. I am crazy. And you know what else? I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about you. I don't give a fuck about Steel. I don't give a *fuck* about Raheem, either. I don't give a fuck about myself. Look, I ain't shit. And you less of a man than me, so as soon as I figure you ain't gon be shit, *pow*! So be it. You remember that, motherfucker. 'Cause I'm the one you need to be looking out for... *partner*!
  
  
  A TIME TO KILL
  
  Yes they deserve to die and i hope they burn in hell(Samuel L Jackson has at least 1 memorable great line in just above every movie)

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• Iheart~Cali Posts: 5,245

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  Little Miss Sunshine -Steve Carrell
  
  "He gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, Those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing."
  
  Malice - Alec Baldwin
  
  "I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God. "

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• rip.dilla Posts: 11,335

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  
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• playmaker88 Posts: 33,760

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  rip.dilla wrote: »

  
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  that picture = 1,000 words

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• clairascanbe Posts: 1,017

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  "Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them,i dont give a f*** how crazy they are"
  
  "Like it or not we are allies now against a common foe"

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• gh0st Posts: 780

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  "His momma named him Clay I'ma call him Clay"
  
  "You got knocked tha FUCK OUT!"

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• So ILL Posts: 5,060

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  "My office hours are from 9......to 5....."
  
  "My grandmamma gave me that chain......"

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• white715 Posts: 5,324

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  "Never go full retard"

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• dalyricalbandit Posts: 39,930

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

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• ex-soldier Posts: 575

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." -Fight Club
  
  “Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” -Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

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• rice n gravy Posts: 3,324

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist- The Usual Suspects

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• BIGC129 Posts: 635

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  how the hell you gonna get fired on your day off?

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• InLightinShit Posts: 72

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  Hunter S Thompson. Fear and Loathing "When speeding past a law enforcement officer it is necessary to accelerate. When he pulls out behind you and turns on his lights, it is neccessary to turn on you blinker. This will confuse him, however it is to let him know you are looking for an appropriate place to pull over and talk."

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• ex-soldier Posts: 575

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  You looks nervous. Is it the scars? I had a wife once, beautiful...like you, who tells me I oughta smile more...that I get in too deep with lone sharks. One night, they carve her face, and we have no money for surgeries. I just want her to know I don't care about the scars so I take a razor..and do this to myself. She leaves...now I see the funny side...now I'm always smiling."
  -Batman '89
  
  "You wanna know how I got these scars? My dad was a drinker...and a fiend. One night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy goes to grab the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one..bit. He comes at me with the knife and says 'Why So Serious'. He sticks the blade in my mouth and says 'Let's Put a Smile on that Face' and....why so serious?" -The Dark Knight

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• naomi shambles Posts: 117

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  Gone with the Wind
  
  Rhett Butler to Scarlet O' Hara: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
  
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  Cat on a Hot Tin Roof:
  
  Maggie to Brick: "Is it any wonder? You know what I feel like? I feel all the time like a cat on a hot tin roof."

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• dc's teflondon Posts: 4,990

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  put the coffee down - glen garry glenn ross

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• ex-soldier Posts: 575

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  Beverly Hills Cop
  
  Axel: Hey, where the fuck do you guys get off on arresting somebody for getting thrown out of a window?
  Taggart: We have six witnesses that say you broke in and started tearing up the place, then jumped out the window!
  Axel: And do you guys believe that? What the fuck are you, cops or doormen?

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• R.D. Posts: 8,969

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  Iheart~Cali wrote: »

  Little Miss Sunshine -Steve Carrell
  
  "He gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, Those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing."
  
  Malice - Alec Baldwin
  
  "I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God. "

  
  Damnnnnn.........

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• ra-mes1 Posts: 420

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  Two of my favorites:
  
  I find your lack of faith disturbing (Darth Vader, while choking an officer with the Force)
  
  What is this, velvet? ~ Coming to America

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• Iheart~Cali Posts: 5,245

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  ex-soldier wrote: »

  "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." -Fight Club
  
  “Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” -Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

  
  Fight Club has a ton of quoteables.

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• Hustle Bomaye! Posts: 13,688

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  Al Pacino in The Devil's Advocate
  
  Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, His own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is He doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

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• Hustle Bomaye! Posts: 13,688

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  Smokin Aces
  
  Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Will you tell me what that is?
  Hugo Croop: About what?
  Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Look at the coller on that coat... whats that look like, that stain?
  Hugo Croop: I dunno... Cinnamon roll?
  Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Cinnamon roll? the cinnamon, the roll of the cinnamon. That looks like jizz... ya Eastern European jizz, that looks like some fuckhead shot his load on a 12000 dollar calf's skin jacket. The twist? Its my 12000 dollar calf's skin jacket. So ya got the semon, ok you got the human ejaculate
  [checks watch]
  Buddy 'Aces' Israel: thats been allowed to soak in for like seven hours alright. Work its way into the fabric fuckin fibers...
  Hugo Croop: If you like I send out?
  Buddy 'Aces' Israel: ...To what? Incinerate? Hugo there isn't a fuckin laundry detergent or dry cleaning product known to man that will get that clean. Some shit, suffice it to say, just don't wash out.
  Hugo Croop: Do you want an apology?
  Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Only if you really truly mean it.
  Hugo Croop: Im very sorry,
  Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Are you a Collasal fuckin idiot?
  Hugo Croop: I am idiot.

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• Du_Du Posts: 32,943

  December 2010 edited December 2010

  Women and children can be careless...Men cannot afford that luxury

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• rip.dilla Posts: 11,335

  December 2010 edited December 2010

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