Steve Harvey takes an L (along with most of you people)

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  • Go figure...Go figure... Posts: 1,471
    edited March 2011
    D-Jack wrote: »
    You guys believe in God, and you're full-time sinners, whether you guys ask for forgiveness or not. It's really inconsistent; you're born a sinner, you repent, and then you sin throughout your entire life. WHERE IS THE LOGIC IN THIS?Rinse, wash, and repeat

    the lord knows we can never stop sinning, but our job is to keep growing closer to God in faith and repentance while spreading the word of God to others. we have to really be trying, not the ol "well fuck it ima go ahead n do this shit, ill ask for forgiveness later" nah...that aint gon cut it. u have to have the lord in ur heart and regardless of how u act amongst others and what others think of u in terms of ur faith, only God really knows if u really mean it and if ur heart really desires Him. and if u do desire Him and ur mature in ur faith, it will show and shine thru u in ur ways, if ur ways r that of God.
  • Pura~DiablaPura~Diabla Posts: 1,157
    edited March 2011
    Steve took the L a long time ago. This is the same man who:

    1) Used to wear a painfully obvious lacefront toupe
    2) Wears those tacky ass zoot suits
    3) Is about as funny as the sound of paint drying
    4) His current wife is a golddigging, drug kingpin-loving slore that refused to fuck with him back when he was broke
    5) Jealous that Hollywood was knocking on Bernie's door instead of his, he refused to talk to him anymore because of it....and yet displayed crocodile tears at his funeral.

    He's a coon-tastic country bumpkin, so why anyone would expect anything remotely intelligent to pass through those big teeth is beyond me. Hell, you can tell he's dumb as fuck just watching family feud.
  • KTULU IS BACKKTULU IS BACK Posts: 6,617
    edited March 2011
    here is the 9 VERSES THAT CAME BEFORE THE ONE U QUOTED

    blah blah blah blah blah
    As anybody who can read can see, your verses still say that slavery is permitted by your god. There are rules about not enslaving Hebrews, not kidnapping people, and not beating your slaves to death.

    But it still says that you can own another human being, own him for life, own his children, and even pass them on to your kids as inherited property.

    Your religion is barbaric, your god is a fascist tyrant, and you have been sonned on EVERY SINGLE ISSUE IN THIS THREAD.
  • thedesolateonethedesolateone Posts: 4,492
    edited March 2011
    who are these leaders u talkin about?????????? people who represent christianity on a massive level??

    hes just another man to me. these "leaders" wont get us into heaven, jesus and God will.

    atheists always invalidate christianity on the fact that christians are not perfect. we know we arent perfect and we will never be. wtf is ur argument??
    what is heaven to you?
  • Stack MoneyStack Money Posts: 989
    edited March 2011
    fiat_money wrote: »
    LOL @ "You lose for knowing how to do stuff that I don't."

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    Automatically downloading shit as I type this.
    LOL @ you bein proud of this shit, thats another lauce right there. You also lauced for sittin in your basement learnin nerd shit while I get out the house and live life. U Mad loser?
    But it still says that you can own another human being, own him for life, own his children, and even pass them on to your kids as inherited property.

    Your religion is barbaric, your god is a fascist tyrant
    91f2ad1ba6f381ac5f6aa61149f7bbf6.gif Thats my kind of religion. BAUCE! 2w4ffwh.png
  • fiat_moneyfiat_money Posts: 16,655
    edited March 2011
    LOL @ you bein proud of this shit, thats another lauce right there. You also lauced for sittin in your basement learnin nerd shit while I get out the house and live life. U Mad loser?...
    Looks like you've been imagining what you think my life may be like.

    SMH/LOL @ Fantasizing about another nigga's life.

    Pouring out your feelings and shit:
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  • Stack MoneyStack Money Posts: 989
    edited March 2011
    fiat_money wrote: »
    Looks like you've been imagining what you think my life may be like.

    SMH/LOL @ Fantasizing about another nigga's life.

    Pouring out your feelings and shit:
    dSOBV.jpg
    in63k2.jpg N/H @ you wantin me to think about yo gay ass. Anyone wit a brain knows you ain't got no life, thats why you stay up in this thread (and this board) postin these wack ass pics thinkin they funny. It's obvious wit each pic you post that you butthurt cause I'm callin you out for bein a loser. Quit catchin feelins and accept the fact that you a lame.
  • fiat_moneyfiat_money Posts: 16,655
    edited March 2011
    in63k2.jpg N/H @ you wantin me to think about yo gay ass. Anyone wit a brain knows you ain't got no life, thats why you stay up in this thread (and this board) postin these wack ass pics thinkin they funny. It's obvious wit each pic you post that you butthurt cause I'm callin you out for bein a loser. Quit catchin feelins and accept the fact that you a lame.
    LOL. First fantasizing, now you're thinking up gay shit. Seems your level of aggravation has increased.

    SMH @ Your responses getting progressively homotional.

    Pic related:
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  • fiat_moneyfiat_money Posts: 16,655
    edited March 2011
    fiat_money wrote: »
    Amusing thread.icon14.gif
    fiat_money wrote: »
    Over 800 posts later, and this thread is still hilarious.

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    ^^^I'm just here to quote and cosign these.icon14.gif
  • Go figure...Go figure... Posts: 1,471
    edited March 2011
    As anybody who can read can see, your verses still say that slavery is permitted by your god. There are rules about not enslaving Hebrews, not kidnapping people, and not beating your slaves to death.

    But it still says that you can own another human being, own him for life, own his children, and even pass them on to your kids as inherited property.

    how many times do i gotta explain this, the slavery permitted in the bible is DIFFERENT than the other slavery used back then such as by Egypt and the Romans or the slavery of Africans. although God permitted the use of slaves, he did NOT permit oppression and cruelty of them. if u killed a slave, u wud be put to death. if u damaged a slaves eye or tooth, that slave would be set free. i would think the eye and tooth were mentioned so that slave owners would avoid hitting them in the face, which is much worse than gettin hit anywhere else. n if u argue, 'well then u can just hit a slave on the back of the head', no, that would increase the chances of death even more, which again, is a crime punishable by death. n this applied to any and all slaves.

    "If a person strikes his slave or his maidservant with a staff, and he dies by his hand, then he shall be avenged (put to death). But if he survives for a day or two then he shall not be avenged, for he is his master's property." (Lev 21:20-21)
    "And if a person strikes the eye of his slave and blinds him, he shall send him free on account of the eye. And if he causes the tooth of his slave to be knocked out, he shall send him free on account of the tooth." (Lev 21:26-27)


    and the purchase of slaves outside of the israelites was not forceful. u could not buy someone who did not want to be bought. that would be OPPRESSION. and the point of buying the rest of their family was so that the family could remain together and not be separated, which has been done to slaves from africa who for the most part have a pretty tough time finding their ancestry because of it.

    "You shall not give over a slave to his master if he escaped to you from his master. He shall remain in your midst, in the place that he chooses in one of your gates, as it suits him, you shall not oppress him." (Deut 23:16)
    this is sayin if a SLAVE ESCAPES from his MASTER and u find him, u are NOT to RETURN that SLAVE to his MASTER, but let the SLAVE remain where HE CHOOSES, and YOU SHALL NOT OPPRESSS HIM. what does that mean? the only reason a slave would escape from his master is if his master is cruel or unfair, so he should not be forced to go back to such an owner as it is AGAINST God's law for an owner to act in such a way. otherwise, slavery must not be bad if people ARE NOT escaping from their master if they are allowed to do so in unfair/cruel circumstances.

    now ur belief is as follows: if u believe God made everything, then He made slavery as well.
    that couldnt be any more ignorant. God made man with free will to do as he chooses. Man chose to DISOBEY God, which = sin. With sin their is corruption, not perfection. In a world where sin is rampant God has to make rules so those who want to obey Him know how to follow Him, IF THEY SO CHOOSE. Now, the slavery God permitted was undeniably different than the slavery the Romans and Egyptians partook in. They killed slaves for any unsatisfactory act or just for the hell of it. GOD MADE LAWS AGAINST THIS, which im sure u can read as u implied u can. this does not mean IT DOES NOT/WILL NOT EXIST. now for those of faith who DO believe in God and ARE enslaved with oppression, the new testament has verses for oppressed slaves to remember their worth no matter the circumstances.

    1 Corinthians 12:13 "For by one Spirit are we all baptized into one body, whether we be Jews or Gentiles, whether we be bond or free; and have been all made to drink into one Spirit."
    Galatians 3:28 "There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus."
    Colossians 3:11 "Where there is neither Greek nor Jew, circumcision nor uncircumcision, Barbarian, Scythian, bond nor free: but Christ is all, and in all."


    the old testament laws improved slave conditions, but only the israelites followed these rules. the new testament, acknowledging that slavery of oppression still exists, reminds those that no matter who they are, where they come from, whether they are free or enslaved, they still may enter heaven if they follow God with their heart.

    Ephesians 6:5-9: "Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ; Not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but as the servants of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart; With good will doing service, as to the Lord, and not to men: Knowing that whatsoever good thing any man doeth, the same shall he receive of the Lord, whether he be bond or free. And, ye masters, do the same things unto them, forbearing threatening: knowing that your Master also is in heaven; neither is there respect of persons with him."

    Colossians 4:1: "Masters, give unto your servants that which is just and equal; knowing that ye also have a Master in heaven."



    CONCLUSION: THE BIBLE PROTECTS SLAVES

    "If I have despised the just cause of my slave and my maidservant when they strove against me, then what shall I do when El rises up, and when He remembers, what shall I answer Him? Did He who created me in the belly not create him, and was it not the same One who fashioned us in the womb?" (Job 31:13-15)

    What Does the Bible Really Say About Slavery? (this site is pretty thorough about explanation)
    http://www.livingvinechurch.org/ds/q1109/q1109.html
    Your religion is barbaric, your god is a fascist tyrant, and you have been sonned on EVERY SINGLE ISSUE IN THIS THREAD.

    as i've said before about others' opinions, its all perspective. and honestly, i beg to differ. oh, n stop reading evilbible.com LOL, that shit is bullshit.any1 can read it n come to the conclusions u have, be real n stop being ignorant purposely. if u wudda done the research urself u wudnt spew from ur mouth what u already have. u defend science because of all the research they do, finding evidence and proof, to find the REAL TRUITH but in the case of God u go to evilbible.com, look at one little verse, ignore everything else, and stick to an ignorant assumption without researching, finding proof, and testing it. hypocritical and contradictory while being overly biased to say the least. i wish they would sticky this thread already.

    EDIT: oh yeah forgot to point out the part in the bible where slaves can request to remain enslaved by their master if/when the master finds them free of debt if they find that they are better off, more stable or happier with them than without. i wonder if any black slaves would have made this request?? LOL.
  • trACE_evidencetrACE_evidence Posts: 992
    edited March 2011
    The bottom line is nobody REALLY knows!

    Not your Pastor or your fuckin Science Professor.

    Da fuck y'all in hear arguing for?

    You all just sound like a bunch of self-righteous assholes.

    Do right. It's as simple as that. Whether god make you wanna do right or logic and reason make you wanna do right.

    Cuz if a mufucka do me wrong imma bust they ass whether they believe in god or not. And neither god nor science is gonna stop that.
  • Go figure...Go figure... Posts: 1,471
    edited March 2011
    The bottom line is nobody REALLY knows!

    Not your Pastor or your fuckin Science Professor.

    Da fuck y'all in hear arguing for?

    You all just sound like a bunch of self-righteous assholes.

    Do right. It's as simple as that. Whether god make you wanna do right or logic and reason make you wanna do right.

    Cuz if a mufucka do me wrong imma bust they ass whether they believe in god or not. And neither god nor science is gonna stop that.

    like i tried tellin this dude, im not tryin to convert him. im tryin to tell him he needs faith to believe in science just as much as we need faith to believe in God.

    and that im tryin to help him UNDERSTAND christianity, not tellin him he needs to believe it. his arguments and assumptions are not valid, im showin him how. no more, no less. otherwise follow whatever belief what u want.
  • fiat_moneyfiat_money Posts: 16,655
    edited March 2011
    The bottom line is nobody REALLY knows!...
    Not quite, evolution is an observable biological phenomenon. Plenty of people know this; which makes attempts to "argue" against biological evolution so amusing, since biological evolution is not something theoretical to begin with.

    That's what makes this thread and Steve Harvey's "Why we still got monkeys?" reasoning hilarious.
  • DarcSkiesDarcSkies Posts: 10,189
    edited March 2011
    The bottom line is nobody REALLY knows!
    Bullshit.

    We KNOW evolution is real and it can be observed. Go buy yourself a chemistry set.

    We KNOW the concept of monotheism is a purely HUMAN invention. Humans used to worship many gods and eventually settled on one several thousand years ago.

    So lets not pretend nobody really knows. Because thats not entirely correct. saying "nobody knows" is the equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears and yelling, "la la la la la la!" because you dont want to deal with the truth. Like when abortionist say shit like, "it's a choice!" and "abortion isnt going anywhere so be quiet!" as if that has anything to do with the morality of abortion itself whether you agree or disagree with it.
  • DarcSkiesDarcSkies Posts: 10,189
    edited March 2011

    CONCLUSION: THE BIBLE PROTECTS SLAVES
    Dumbest thing you said your whole post. PROTECTS SLAVES? How about actually FREEING them? Or making it immoral. Yeah..God didnt wanna go that far eh? WOuldnt wanna fuck up commerce.

    Fucking Jesus Freaks are so gotdamn ignorant. YOu dont even grasp at straws. U grasp at threads but forget you have no fingers.

    And yes Fiat this thread is hilarious. In a bad way.
  • fiat_moneyfiat_money Posts: 16,655
    edited March 2011
    Darxwell wrote: »
    Dumbest thing you said your whole post. PROTECTS SLAVES? How about actually FREEING them? Or making it immoral. Yeah..God didnt wanna go that far eh? WOuldnt wanna fuck up commerce.

    Fucking Jesus Freaks are so gotdamn ignorant. YOu dont even grasp at straws. U grasp at threads but forget you have no fingers.

    And yes Fiat this thread is hilarious. In a bad way.
    LOL @ The Christian bible protecting slaves.

    "You can beat your slaves, just don't kill them in the process or disfigure them, because that would be fucked up. Now if you beat them and they die after a few days...it's cool, I mean shit happens, they're your property anyway." - The protection of slaves in the Christian bible.
  • DarcSkiesDarcSkies Posts: 10,189
    edited March 2011
    fiat_money wrote: »
    LOL @ The Christian bible protecting slaves.

    "You can beat your slaves, just don't kill them in the process or disfigure them, because that would be fucked up. Now if you beat them and they die after a few days...it's cool, I mean shit happens, they're your property anyway." - The protection of slaves in the Christian bible.
    lol I know right...

    ...Aint God good?"
  • fiat_moneyfiat_money Posts: 16,655
    edited March 2011
    Darxwell wrote: »
    lol I know right...

    ...Aint God good?"
    Word, apply that same reasoning to other groups of people, and it would be "unacceptable".

    "You can beat your wives, just don't kill them in the process or disfigure them, because that would be fucked up. Now if you beat them and they die after a few days...it's cool, I mean shit happens, they're your property anyway." - The protection of wives in the Christian bible.
  • fiat_moneyfiat_money Posts: 16,655
    edited March 2011
    fiat_money wrote: »
    Word, apply that same reasoning to other groups of people, and it would be "unacceptable".

    "You can beat your wives, just don't kill them in the process or disfigure them, because that would be fucked up. Now if you beat them and they die after a few days...it's cool, I mean shit happens, they're your property anyway." - The protection of wives in the Christian bible.
    "You can beat your employees, just don't kill them in the process or disfigure them, because that would be fucked up. Now if you beat them and they die after a few days...it's cool, I mean shit happens, they're your property anyway." - The protection of employees in the Christian bible
  • fiat_moneyfiat_money Posts: 16,655
    edited March 2011
    fiat_money wrote: »
    "You can beat your employees, just don't kill them in the process or disfigure them, because that would be fucked up. Now if you beat them and they die after a few days...it's cool, I mean shit happens, they're your property anyway." - The protection of employees in the Christian bible
    "You can beat your children, just don't kill them in the process or disfigure them, because that would be fucked up. Now if you beat them and they die after a few days...it's cool, I mean shit happens, they're your property anyway." - The protection of children in the Christian bible.
  • gnsgns Posts: 11,619
    edited March 2011
    fiat_money wrote: »
    "You can beat your dogs, just don't kill them in the process or disfigure them, because that would be fucked up. Now if you beat them and they die after a few days...it's cool, I mean shit happens, they're your property anyway." - The protection of dogs in the Christian bible

    = white people burning their bibles and mass religious shift 2 buddhism.
  • KTULU IS BACKKTULU IS BACK Posts: 6,617
    edited March 2011
    This thread is going diamond off Go Figure's ignorance alone.
  • Pura~DiablaPura~Diabla Posts: 1,157
    edited March 2011
    If there is a god, he seems to be wasting everyone's time. What purpose does life serve if he's omniscient?
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