If team names were really based on the city's personality?

Nut Did N' Cider · May 2011

gns wrote: »

i could've went my entire life without clicking that video smmfh
the houston problems
the atlanta fairies
the D.C snipers
the Utah magnets
the Chicago gangs
the philadelphia quakers
new orleans wards
the san francisco homos
detroit fed wins

What now you addicted 2 boiz?

Craig Robinson · May 2011

Alabama Flyers
New Orleans Doggy Paddlers
California Doorway Divers

young chad · May 2011

New Orleans George Bush doesn't Care about Black People

Miami Blow

Cleveland the artists formerly known as Lebrons

Gangs of LA

NY The Sky is Falling

Philadelphia City of horrible Fans

Washington Crack-hoes

California Border Jumpers

San Francisco 69ers

Doubletee · May 2011

Atlanta Downlows
New York Rats
Miami Smugglers

Craig Robinson · May 2011

Miami Cubans
San Antonio Mexicans
New York Italians
San Francisco Gay Chinamen

Hotnikelz · May 2011

shit was cool to start out wit but yall gettin corny as fuck now

close this shit!

kj_da_midwest_mobsta · May 2011

sniperk wrote: »

Detroit Burning Abandoned Warehouses

lol Detroit Pyros

marley_montana · May 2011

young chad wrote: »

Miami Blow

Gangs of LA

Washington Crack-hoes

California Border Jumpers

San Francisco 69ers

Too Funny. lmao

arbitration · May 2011

Pittsburgh it's not rape. it's surprise sex

rice n gravy · May 2011

lol nigga who said Washington Bullets

dalyricalbandit · May 2011

Miami cubans
new orleans levees

1of1 · May 2011

Las Vegas Johns

New Orleans Bounce

Washington Dramatics

Mdizzle9000 · May 2011

new york assholes
philadelphia filth
utah mormons
houston racists
los angeles plastic
cleveland losers

funkdocdamc · May 2011

Cosign the Baltimore/Washington Bullets. smh @ that being the actually team name too

Baltimore Dopefiends
Cleveland Lost
New Orleans Flood?

Truth Writer · May 2011

Utah Mormons

Swiffness! · May 2011

htowntx wrote: »

New Orleans trash

I laughed at this so hard I was in tears, b.

imagine the jerseys and the logo lmfaooo

sniperk · May 2011

Philadelphia Fighting Beagles... you didn't think the Michael Vick reference was funny?

Buffalo Stab-A-Ho's

Dallas Brokeback Cowboys

New York L's

1of1 · May 2011

Mdizzle9000 wrote: »

new york assholes
philadelphia filth
los angeles plastic
cleveland losers

funkdocdamc wrote: »

Cleveland Lost

LOL^^^^^^^^

Baltimore Tewww

DaFifthElement · May 2011

The Boston Baked Beans.
The Tennessee Under-Paid
Atlanta Chaps
Oklahoma Cow-Tippers
Memphis Scuba Divers
Pittsburgh Feelers
Kansas City Staff Sergeants

sniperk · May 2011

Kansas City Uprooted Trailerhomes

Swiffness! · May 2011

Philadelphia Snitches
Atlanta Slaves
Birmingham Firehoses
Dallas Assassins
Los Angeles Cumshots
Arizona Arpaios
Chicago Farrakhans (goat mascot)
Detroit Closed Factories
Golden State Weedheads
New York Jets (get it? GET IT?)
New York Controlled Demolitions (for u conspiracy heads, and since NY always need 2 teams)

sniperk · May 2011

Swiffness! wrote: »

Philadelphia Snitches
Atlanta Slaves
Birmingham Firehoses
Dallas Assassins
Los Angeles Cumshots
Arizona Arpaios
Chicago Farrakhans (goat mascot)
Detroit Closed Factories
Golden State Weedheads
New York Jets (get it? GET IT?)
New York Controlled Demolitions (for u conspiracy heads, and since NY always need 2 teams)

The bolded had me dying... too soon, too soon...haha.

BDB · May 2011

Miami First 48's

1of1 · May 2011

The BDB wrote: »

Miami First 48's

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Miami Connexx

Smo-King Locs · May 2011

Miami Banana Boats (Dominicans Haitians Cubans)

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