Reason Defense: How to Save Yourself from Taking an "L"

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  • H-Rap 180H-Rap 180 Posts: 15,452
    edited July 2011
    When another poster has got you trapped into a corner and is about to expose you,just fall back. Here are some popular techniques that prevent you from being a winner.


    1.) Using the word "Nigga"

    Calling a poster "Nigga" immediately questions your ethnicity and whether or not its been authenticated. Calling someone "Nigga" causes your entire posting history and credibility to be put in question as to your race.. A "white poster" exposed for using the word "nigga" nullifies any opinions that the poster has and their entire argument is automatically deemed forever invalid. Accusations such as these are not taken lightly. Following a "white poster" using the N-word accusation, the board of White Gaylias Posters (WGP) (Wiggers, Gays & Peckawoods) will log-off and use a dfferent alias or slither back into the Donkey forum or a G-Unit/Shady related thread and create a diversion. if African descent is confirmed, the poster in question will be considered a real person and granted respect accordingly and be considered family.


    2.) Type a Posters screen-name

    If a poster has already been confirmed to be of African Descent by the normal, calling him nigga or typing his screen-name will provide an opportunity to chat with an actual Black person, so many of the curious and Bi-curios will stalk, hunt, and follow these posters out of a desperate need for acknowledgement and attention from an actual Black person.

    Typing another posters screen-name will immediately alert all the WGP and they will join forces to circle-jerk. A circle-jerk thread is usually filled with anonymous-alias-avatars discussing a non hip-hop related topic or other posters. At this point their motive is to flirt and jerk and attempt to lure normal posters into their thread. Once they gather enough of their own kind the WGP will activate a level 5 security alert and release their Shady-Swat-Team to spam the thread and either make a litany of homosexual comments or praise 50-Cents business skills and Emenims singing ability.


    3.) Dont Post Naked Females

    If the thread gets too homo with circle-jerking anonymous weirdos from the WGP, posting a picture of a naked attractive female could possibly bring heterosexuality back to the forefront. This will cause normal heterosexual posters to discontinue talkining about other males and focus on puzzy. Following a picture such as this, fellow posters will join in and post pictures of females they also find attractive.This traffic very often breaks up the circle-jerking and separates the gays from the guys.



    4.) Use Aliases/Gayliase & Multiple Identities

    The advantage of anonymity is that it saves the outcasts and rejects from ridicule...while normal socially active people are quick to share their pics, vids, music, and networking links the "Catfish" and WGP are forced to hide and cloak their identity beneath multiple-aliases, anonymous avatars, hidden-identities, and fabricated lives. Their greatest asset is that they are unknown entities and therefore free form reprisal or retribution that their invalid opinions may bring them. In the real world were real people thrive the WGP are non-existent loners who have been banished to the wasetland of rap-forums because they lack the social relevance to have a presence on other Social network sites were women are in abundance and authenticated identities are required.


    5.) Get Trolled By GEE

    When you have no other options and no way out. When all hope is lost and the death of your posting career is on the horizon, all you have to do is type one word........GEE. The power behind this word cannot be described. Be cautious before even considering typing this into one of your posts. This single name unlocks a poster with powers that even the mods fear. His dimples brings all the boys to the yard and homosexual posters find him irresistible to ignore. He yields the power to have threads made in his name, posts made in his name and have his name dropped every 5 seconds by male and female posters who find themselves unable to ignore him. The Emenim freaks despise him, the G-Unit Wiggers hate him but the rest of us admire his ability to troll the naive and gullible guppies while the intelligent and astute posters either ignore him or assist him in his trolling. Gee is relentless and unforgiving. He won't stop until every guppie is typing his screen-name in honor of his greatness. Some say Eminem groupies are the easiest to troll but GEE has given us concrete evidence of this fact on AHH were the WGP are 100% obsessed with him and everything he types..he is a master brain-washer.


    Suggest some of your favorite tactics:
  • onepunchonepunch Posts: 2,420
    edited July 2011
    H-Rap 180 wrote: »
    When another poster has got you trapped into a corner and is about to expose you,just fall back. Here are some popular techniques that prevent you from being a winner.


    1.) Using the word "Nigga"

    Calling a poster "Nigga" immediately questions your ethnicity and whether or not its been authenticated. Calling someone "Nigga" causes your entire posting history and credibility to be put in question as to your race.. A "white poster" exposed for using the word "nigga" nullifies any opinions that the poster has and their entire argument is automatically deemed forever invalid. Accusations such as these are not taken lightly. Following a "white poster" using the N-word accusation, the board of White Gaylias Posters (WGP) (Wiggers, Gays & Peckawoods) will log-off and use a dfferent alias or slither back into the Donkey forum or a G-Unit/Shady related thread and create a diversion. if African descent is confirmed, the poster in question will be considered a real person and granted respect accordingly and be considered family.


    2.) Type a Posters screen-name

    If a poster has already been confirmed to be of African Descent by the normal, calling him nigga or typing his screen-name will provide an opportunity to chat with an actual Black person, so many of the curious and Bi-curios will stalk, hunt, and follow these posters out of a desperate need for acknowledgement and attention from an actual Black person.

    Typing another posters screen-name will immediately alert all the WGP and they will join forces to circle-jerk. A circle-jerk thread is usually filled with anonymous-alias-avatars discussing a non hip-hop related topic or other posters. At this point their motive is to flirt and jerk and attempt to lure normal posters into their thread. Once they gather enough of their own kind the WGP will activate a level 5 security alert and release their Shady-Swat-Team to spam the thread and either make a litany of homosexual comments or praise 50-Cents business skills and Emenims singing ability.


    3.) Dont Post Naked Females

    If the thread gets too homo with circle-jerking anonymous weirdos from the WGP, posting a picture of a naked attractive female could possibly bring heterosexuality back to the forefront. This will cause normal heterosexual posters to discontinue talkining about other males and focus on puzzy. Following a picture such as this, fellow posters will join in and post pictures of females they also find attractive.This traffic very often breaks up the circle-jerking and separates the gays from the guys.



    4.) Use Aliases/Gayliase & Multiple Identities

    The advantage of anonymity is that it saves the outcasts and rejects from ridicule...while normal socially active people are quick to share their pics, vids, music, and networking links the "Catfish" and WGP are forced to hide and cloak their identity beneath multiple-aliases, anonymous avatars, hidden-identities, and fabricated lives. Their greatest asset is that they are unknown entities and therefore free form reprisal or retribution that their invalid opinions may bring them. In the real world were real people thrive the WGP are non-existent loners who have been banished to the wasetland of rap-forums because they lack the social relevance to have a presence on other Social network sites were women are in abundance and authenticated identities are required.


    5.) Get Trolled By GEE

    When you have no other options and no way out. When all hope is lost and the death of your posting career is on the horizon, all you have to do is type one word........GEE. The power behind this word cannot be described. Be cautious before even considering typing this into one of your posts. This single name unlocks a poster with powers that even the mods fear. His dimples brings all the boys to the yard and homosexual posters find him irresistible to ignore. He yields the power to have threads made in his name, posts made in his name and have his name dropped every 5 seconds by male and female posters who find themselves unable to ignore him. The Emenim freaks despise him, the G-Unit Wiggers hate him but the rest of us admire his ability to troll the naive and gullible guppies while the intelligent and astute posters either ignore him or assist him in his trolling. Gee is relentless and unforgiving. He won't stop until every guppie is typing his screen-name in honor of his greatness. Some say Eminem groupies are the easiest to troll but GEE has given us concrete evidence of this fact on AHH were the WGP are 100% obsessed with him and everything he types..he is a master brain-washer.


    Suggest some of your favorite tactics:

    lol....you got too much time on your hands...
  • TurfaholicTurfaholic i love cakemix Posts: 9,421 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    save-a-hoe-o.gif

    "Look up in the sky its a bird its a plane. Whats that nigga name? CAPT SAVE A HOE MAAAAAYNE"
  • DMTxTHCDMTxTHC Posts: 14,218 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    Lol, this thread is as funny as it's counterpart...but maybe more credible being that the t/s actually posts in the Reason.
  • Fazeem_Blackall Fazeem_Blackall Posts: 4,216
    edited July 2011
    H-Rap 180 wrote: »
    when another poster has got you trapped into a corner and is about to expose you,just fall back. Here are some popular techniques that prevent you from being a winner.


    1.) using the word "nigga"

    calling a poster "nigga" immediately questions your ethnicity and whether or not its been authenticated. Calling someone "nigga" causes your entire posting history and credibility to be put in question as to your race.. A "white poster" exposed for using the word "nigga" nullifies any opinions that the poster has and their entire argument is automatically deemed forever invalid. Accusations such as these are not taken lightly. Following a "white poster" using the n-word accusation, the board of white gaylias posters (wgp) (wiggers, gays & peckawoods) will log-off and use a dfferent alias or slither back into the donkey forum or a g-unit/shady related thread and create a diversion. If african descent is confirmed, the poster in question will be considered a real person and granted respect accordingly and be considered family.


    2.) type a posters screen-name

    if a poster has already been confirmed to be of african descent by the normal, calling him nigga or typing his screen-name will provide an opportunity to chat with an actual black person, so many of the curious and bi-curios will stalk, hunt, and follow these posters out of a desperate need for acknowledgement and attention from an actual black person.

    Typing another posters screen-name will immediately alert all the wgp and they will join forces to circle-jerk. A circle-jerk thread is usually filled with anonymous-alias-avatars discussing a non hip-hop related topic or other posters. At this point their motive is to flirt and jerk and attempt to lure normal posters into their thread. Once they gather enough of their own kind the wgp will activate a level 5 security alert and release their shady-swat-team to spam the thread and either make a litany of homosexual comments or praise 50-cents business skills and emenims singing ability.


    3.) dont post naked females

    if the thread gets too homo with circle-jerking anonymous weirdos from the wgp, posting a picture of a naked attractive female could possibly bring heterosexuality back to the forefront. This will cause normal heterosexual posters to discontinue talkining about other males and focus on puzzy. Following a picture such as this, fellow posters will join in and post pictures of females they also find attractive.this traffic very often breaks up the circle-jerking and separates the gays from the guys.



    4.) use aliases/gayliase & multiple identities

    the advantage of anonymity is that it saves the outcasts and rejects from ridicule...while normal socially active people are quick to share their pics, vids, music, and networking links the "catfish" and wgp are forced to hide and cloak their identity beneath multiple-aliases, anonymous avatars, hidden-identities, and fabricated lives. Their greatest asset is that they are unknown entities and therefore free form reprisal or retribution that their invalid opinions may bring them. In the real world were real people thrive the wgp are non-existent loners who have been banished to the wasetland of rap-forums because they lack the social relevance to have a presence on other social network sites were women are in abundance and authenticated identities are required.


    5.) get trolled by gee

    when you have no other options and no way out. When all hope is lost and the death of your posting career is on the horizon, all you have to do is type one word........gee. The power behind this word cannot be described. Be cautious before even considering typing this into one of your posts. This single name unlocks a poster with powers that even the mods fear. His dimples brings all the boys to the yard and homosexual posters find him irresistible to ignore. He yields the power to have threads made in his name, posts made in his name and have his name dropped every 5 seconds by male and female posters who find themselves unable to ignore him. The emenim freaks despise him, the g-unit wiggers hate him but the rest of us admire his ability to troll the naive and gullible guppies while the intelligent and astute posters either ignore him or assist him in his trolling. Gee is relentless and unforgiving. He won't stop until every guppie is typing his screen-name in honor of his greatness. Some say eminem groupies are the easiest to troll but gee has given us concrete evidence of this fact on ahh were the wgp are 100% obsessed with him and everything he types..he is a master brain-washer.


    Suggest some of your favorite tactics:
    goat thread!!!
  • Gee_has_hot_pictureGee_has_hot_picture Posts: 1,829
    edited July 2011
    H-Rap 180 wrote: »
    When another poster has got you trapped into a corner and is about to expose you,just fall back. Here are some popular techniques that prevent you from being a winner.


    1.) Using the word "Nigga"

    Calling a poster "Nigga" immediately questions your ethnicity and whether or not its been authenticated. Calling someone "Nigga" causes your entire posting history and credibility to be put in question as to your race.. A "white poster" exposed for using the word "nigga" nullifies any opinions that the poster has and their entire argument is automatically deemed forever invalid. Accusations such as these are not taken lightly. Following a "white poster" using the N-word accusation, the board of White Gaylias Posters (WGP) (Wiggers, Gays & Peckawoods) will log-off and use a dfferent alias or slither back into the Donkey forum or a G-Unit/Shady related thread and create a diversion. if African descent is confirmed, the poster in question will be considered a real person and granted respect accordingly and be considered family.


    2.) Type a Posters screen-name

    If a poster has already been confirmed to be of African Descent by the normal, calling him nigga or typing his screen-name will provide an opportunity to chat with an actual Black person, so many of the curious and Bi-curios will stalk, hunt, and follow these posters out of a desperate need for acknowledgement and attention from an actual Black person.

    Typing another posters screen-name will immediately alert all the WGP and they will join forces to circle-jerk. A circle-jerk thread is usually filled with anonymous-alias-avatars discussing a non hip-hop related topic or other posters. At this point their motive is to flirt and jerk and attempt to lure normal posters into their thread. Once they gather enough of their own kind the WGP will activate a level 5 security alert and release their Shady-Swat-Team to spam the thread and either make a litany of homosexual comments or praise 50-Cents business skills and Emenims singing ability.


    3.) Dont Post Naked Females

    If the thread gets too homo with circle-jerking anonymous weirdos from the WGP, posting a picture of a naked attractive female could possibly bring heterosexuality back to the forefront. This will cause normal heterosexual posters to discontinue talkining about other males and focus on puzzy. Following a picture such as this, fellow posters will join in and post pictures of females they also find attractive.This traffic very often breaks up the circle-jerking and separates the gays from the guys.



    4.) Use Aliases/Gayliase & Multiple Identities

    The advantage of anonymity is that it saves the outcasts and rejects from ridicule...while normal socially active people are quick to share their pics, vids, music, and networking links the "Catfish" and WGP are forced to hide and cloak their identity beneath multiple-aliases, anonymous avatars, hidden-identities, and fabricated lives. Their greatest asset is that they are unknown entities and therefore free form reprisal or retribution that their invalid opinions may bring them. In the real world were real people thrive the WGP are non-existent loners who have been banished to the wasetland of rap-forums because they lack the social relevance to have a presence on other Social network sites were women are in abundance and authenticated identities are required.


    5.) Get Trolled By GEE

    When you have no other options and no way out. When all hope is lost and the death of your posting career is on the horizon, all you have to do is type one word........GEE. The power behind this word cannot be described. Be cautious before even considering typing this into one of your posts. This single name unlocks a poster with powers that even the mods fear. His dimples brings all the boys to the yard and homosexual posters find him irresistible to ignore. He yields the power to have threads made in his name, posts made in his name and have his name dropped every 5 seconds by male and female posters who find themselves unable to ignore him. The Emenim freaks despise him, the G-Unit Wiggers hate him but the rest of us admire his ability to troll the naive and gullible guppies while the intelligent and astute posters either ignore him or assist him in his trolling. Gee is relentless and unforgiving. He won't stop until every guppie is typing his screen-name in honor of his greatness. Some say Eminem groupies are the easiest to troll but GEE has given us concrete evidence of this fact on AHH were the WGP are 100% obsessed with him and everything he types..he is a master brain-washer.


    Suggest some of your favorite tactics:

    actually i troll gee757

    ive mad him catch feeling he turned my thread into 100 pages from just him typing "Jamaica is a bitch"


    [url]http://community[/url].
    allhiphop.com/showthread.php?32080-Poll-is-Gee757
    -white-or-black-would-tupac-respect-him/page10

    put the top together for proof
  • yrohollayroholla Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
  • H-Rap 180H-Rap 180 Posts: 15,452
    edited July 2011
    Lol, this thread is as funny as it's counterpart...but maybe more credible being that the t/s actually posts in the Reason.

    Of course I post in the Reason....why would I sign up on a HipHop forum if I wasnt going to post on HipHop culture??

    Im not some lonely Donkey-weirdo-poster E-chatting in the GnS forum about anal-sex and anime-porn or some sick freak fascinated with GEE757 and his troll-tactics.
  • Gee_has_hot_pictureGee_has_hot_picture Posts: 1,829
    edited July 2011
    H-Rap 180 wrote: »
    Of course I post in the Reason....why would I sign up on a HipHop forum if I wasnt going to post on HipHop culture??

    Im not some lonely Donkey-weirdo-poster E-chatting in the GnS forum about anal-sex and anime-porn or some sick freak fascinated with GEE757 and his troll-tactics.

    check my signature, GEE757 is my bitch for life, that thread is undeniable
  • Co-Town MichaelCo-Town Michael Baylor 8-1 TexasPosts: 4,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    Nigga!
    I think you got too much time on your hands.
    Just sayin tho....
  • Gee_has_hot_pictureGee_has_hot_picture Posts: 1,829
    edited July 2011
    Nigga!
    I think you got too much time on your hands.
    Just sayin tho....


    hrap just got

    word to his 8k posts
  • Fy_HunnitMzFy_HunnitMz Dat Douh Posts: 9,338 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
  • DanknDrankDanknDrank Posts: 3,269
    edited July 2011
    Turfaholic wrote: »
    save-a-hoe-o.gif

    "Look up in the sky its a bird its a plane. Whats that nigga name? CAPT SAVE A HOE MAAAAAYNE"

    lmao your damn nerve when gotta special cape in your closet with a "V" on it, and you made it obvious plentiful times to us all as to what that "V" stands for
  • H-Rap 180H-Rap 180 Posts: 15,452
    edited July 2011
    Nigga!
    I think you got too much time on your hands.
    Just sayin tho....

    CRACKA!

    I copied-Pasted this...and of course I got Xtra time on my hands Im self-employed and Self-made.

    You should be on Vacation like me so you have more free-time.....send me your resume.
  • H-Rap 180H-Rap 180 Posts: 15,452
    edited July 2011
    DanknDrank wrote: »
    lmao your damn nerve when gotta special cape in your closet with a "V" on it, and you made it obvious plentiful times to us all as to what that "V" stands for

    That bitch-boy is a joke to the third-degree, I never met a Black man in my life that ho-saved on a raggedy white-bitch with more energy than that ham does.

    But alot of these bitch-made suckas is built just like a white bitch so they can relate.
  • DMTxTHCDMTxTHC Posts: 14,218 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
  • MAKAVELI25MAKAVELI25 Posts: 5,595 ✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    H-Rap 180 wrote: »
    Cracka>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    H-Rap, you sound like you caught feelings though....
  • harry knucklezharry knucklez Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    14.) Abandon Ship
    When its too late to avoid that taking an "L", logout. Create a new account under a different username and start off fresh.
  • TurfaholicTurfaholic i love cakemix Posts: 9,421 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    H-Rap 180 wrote: »
    That bitch-boy is a joke to the third-degree, I never met a Black man in my life that ho-saved on a raggedy white-bitch with more energy than that ham does.

    But alot of these bitch-made suckas is built just like a white bitch so they can relate.

    H-Rap youre a piss poor DJ with a fetish for saving internet personas from a good roasting. You always try to validate your realness with pictures, when in all reality your self esteem is weakened due to lack of game and acceptance outside of your family. Why post a pic of a shotgun if nobody is tryin 2 kil you? Why own a gun period if you dont deal with the real world enough to build enemies?
  • Miles HIGHMiles HIGH Posts: 5,441 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    Well now...The whole thing is just lame...Mod activity FTL....
  • Co-Town MichaelCo-Town Michael Baylor 8-1 TexasPosts: 4,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    MAKAVELI25 wrote: »
    H-Rap, you sound like you caught feelings though....

    He obviously caught feelings if he needed to quote himself for emphasis.
    Just sayin....
  • DMTxTHCDMTxTHC Posts: 14,218 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    Miles HIGH wrote: »
    Well now...The whole thing is just lame...Mod activity FTL....

    These threads were funnier separate.
  • TurfaholicTurfaholic i love cakemix Posts: 9,421 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    DanknDrank wrote: »
    lmao your damn nerve when gotta special cape in your closet with a "V" on it, and you made it obvious plentiful times to us all as to what that "V" stands for

    youre still hangin on my nuts the next day huh? Get over it son.
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