The "I can't believe I hit that!" thread

black caesar · December 2011

Ladies and gents, I think I can confidently say that all of us at one point or another has slept with someone rather through the use of alcohol, guilt, loneliness, desperation, or boredom. Then you wake up the next morning, and look at what you hit, and you say to yourself: "Damn, I hit that?!" or "I got to do better".

So this thread is about your war stories. So show the bullet wounds, and tell your stories. Let's go...

dirtyrodney · December 2011

We all got some shady spots on our resume and as long as you didnt catch nothing fuck it. The real question is after you seen what you've done, did you go back for seconds, Fifths, etc

black caesar · December 2011

dirtyrodney wrote: »

We all got some shady spots on our resume and as long as you didnt catch nothing fuck it. The real question is after you seen what you've done, did you go back for seconds, Fifths, etc

A very good question. I would like to see answers to that.

King Erauno · December 2011

maaaan i used to work in a call center during college. long story short i met this chick over the phone..she worked for the same company in another call center. she sounded cute..invited me to come down and see her. About an hour away. So i said fuck it...my older brother lived there at the time too so i went down to see her.

i went to pick her up from her apt..first time i ever met her. she was slim..about a 5. So i was like..shit..lets drink and go out. It was a pretty good time. Came back and she wanted to fuck. so i did. i was drunk so i was going and going and going..still didnt nut. so. she takes off my condom and gives me some of the best done ive ever had. I came in her mouth and she swallowed.

all on the first meeting her. Yeah i tried to come back around but the way she was talking and setting up dates with everybody, she sounded like a hoe. well..shit. i didnt have to pay for free dome.

dreadlock rasta · December 2011

Didnt wake up next to her, but I messed with dis chick I met n da club. All I saw was ass in da club so I got behind and rode it. A few nights later, found out my homegirl was staying wit her and said she wanted to meet me. So I go over with a blunt, smoke and chill....But the bitch is ugly, just thick as hell. So Im like 'fuck it, Im here now, might as well beat.' Fucked at 11, out at 1, never got back up wit her. Plus I found out my fam hit it like 3 mos earlier, so she wasnt/aint nothin but a Skeet Mission

mindright · December 2011

Met this girl in school, we had a class together. I could tell after a few of interactions that she was into me. First she started asking for rides home after class, I obliged because I was going the same way and in general she was real cool. So after a few rides home, I started to notice she would come to class in skin tight outfits, had a dude like 'Wowsers!!' (shout out to Kanye). One day during one of our breaks we were walking around school talking and she pulled me into this empty class room, dropped to her knees and asked if she could go to work...shocked I was like "um, yeah, do whatchu do"..Head game was ok, but still the boldness of the act intrigued me even more.. So after awhile of this activity during our breaks, she mentioned she needed some "tutoring", I was like cool. She wanted to come by after class one night to get "tutored". Sure enough, after class one night she came through and I was "tutoring" her on stuff she already knew. Got up to get us something to drink, came back to my room, she stripped down to her undergarments. I was suprised, but already knew what time it was, strapped up and went to work... As I was working, I began to smell something unflattering to my nostrils. Each stroke gave way to more smells, at this point I'm thinking 'wtf??'..I couldn't take it anymore, the smell was all over the room. I faked the nut, told her she was the best I ever had and took her home.. Next day I canceled the course we were taking together and never answered another call from her.

the shame.

black caesar · December 2011

Kat I know you got a story. Drop it.

kat2180 · December 2011

There are a couple now that look back in reflection.

black caesar · December 2011

kat2180 wrote: »

There are a couple now that look back in reflection.

We're at the campfire waiting for the story. Drop em...

black caesar · December 2011

mindright wrote: »

Met this girl in school, we had a class together. I could tell after a few of interactions that she was into me. First she started asking for rides home after class, I obliged because I was going the same way and in general she was real cool. So after a few rides home, I started to notice she would come to class in skin tight outfits, had a dude like 'Wowsers!!' (shout out to Kanye). One day during one of our breaks we were walking around school talking and she pulled me into this empty class room, dropped to her knees and asked if she could go to work...shocked I was like "um, yeah, do whatchu do"..Head game was ok, but still the boldness of the act intrigued me even more.. So after awhile of this activity during our breaks, she mentioned she needed some "tutoring", I was like cool. She wanted to come by after class one night to get "tutored". Sure enough, after class one night she came through and I was "tutoring" her on stuff she already knew. Got up to get us something to drink, came back to my room, she stripped down to her undergarments. I was suprised, but already knew what time it was, strapped up and went to work... As I was working, I began to smell something unflattering to my nostrils. Each stroke gave way to more smells, at this point I'm thinking 'wtf??'..I couldn't take it anymore, the smell was all over the room. I faked the nut, told her she was the best I ever had and took her home.. Next day I canceled the course we were taking together and never answered another call from her.

the shame.

LMAO How long did it take to get the smell out?

kat2180 · December 2011

black caesar wrote: »

Kat I know you got a story. Drop it.

lol..yall have enough ammunition already.

black caesar · December 2011

kat2180 wrote: »

lol..yall have enough ammunition already.

Woman please. I just won't to read a woman's perspective in this thread. Besides, I can't clown on the woman that out me on with her sister.LOL

blackdemo · December 2011

Well the chick im bout to mention i already hit once before, shes pretty BUT that night.......(jesus the shame) she got punched out at the club so she had a black eye, n i was comin from the strip club n i really wanted some pussy cuz i had to crib to myself so i called her at like 3am she came thru but she had a black eye, so i bent her over n jus said fuck it, didnt nut, but the next morning i went for seconds smh....but i did nut in the morning so that was a W.

gettin head from a bitch with a black eye all u focusin on is the eye..

black caesar · December 2011

King Erauno wrote: »

maaaan i used to work in a call center during college. long story short i met this chick over the phone..she worked for the same company in another call center. she sounded cute..invited me to come down and see her. About an hour away. So i said fuck it...my older brother lived there at the time too so i went down to see her.

i went to pick her up from her apt..first time i ever met her. she was slim..about a 5. So i was like..shit..lets drink and go out. It was a pretty good time. Came back and she wanted to fuck. so i did. i was drunk so i was going and going and going..still didnt nut. so. she takes off my condom and gives me some of the best done ive ever had. I came in her mouth and she swallowed.

all on the first meeting her. Yeah i tried to come back around but the way she was talking and setting up dates with everybody, she sounded like a hoe. well..shit. i didnt have to pay for free dome.

You did pay. You used gas, drinks, took her out, and she was a hoe as you say.

black caesar · December 2011

bump bump bump

ImSoReal · December 2011

yo kat do u regret the 2 of us hooking up

dalyricalbandit · December 2011

kat2180 wrote: »

There are a couple now that look back in reflection.

..................

kat2180 · December 2011

lol..let it go dark.

Okay I'll share a tale..I'm sure I'll regret it but I'm in a good mood.

So we were staying in this neighborhood and we chilled with a bunch of people that lived there. There was this guy that had a huge crush on me..not really my type. Younger, shorter, and not really on the same page of life as me, but he was cool and we were friends.

Anywho, so everybody is chilling at the house and I'm getting ready to hook up with the dude I was seeing at the time. Showered, shaved, got all pretty and this dude calls last minute and bails out. I was kinda pissed cause that was my Friday plans and I was horny. Of course everybody finds out I got stood up, and of course my friend decides it's his time to shine.

I go to the store and he asks to ride so we're in the car and he starts feeling on my leg..one thing leads to another and by the end of the night he's got me bent over the bathroom counter.

It was good and everything but I still regret it...shoulda curled up with mytoy and called it a night.

s2jepeka · December 2011

kat2180 wrote: »

There are a couple now that look back in reflection.

*decides to let this one go...won't post a train pic*

kat2180 · December 2011

s2jepeka wrote: »

*decides to let this one go...won't post a train pic*

I don't really regret that night though.

I regret the night I posted about more than the threesome.

bignorm73 · December 2011

kat2180 wrote: »

lol..let it go dark.

Okay I'll share a tale..I'm sure I'll regret it but I'm in a good mood.

So we were staying in this neighborhood and we chilled with a bunch of people that lived there. There was this guy that had a huge crush on me..not really my type. Younger, shorter, and not really on the same page of life as me, but he was cool and we were friends.

Anywho, so everybody is chilling at the house and I'm getting ready to hook up with the dude I was seeing at the time. Showered, shaved, got all pretty and this dude calls last minute and bails out. I was kinda pissed cause that was my Friday plans and I was horny. Of course everybody finds out I got stood up, and of course my friend decides it's his time to shine.

I go to the store and he asks to ride so we're in the car and he starts feeling on my leg..one thing leads to another and by the end of the night he's got me bent over the bathroom counter.

It was good and everything but I still regret it...shoulda curled up with mytoy and called it a night.

Whats funny about this story is somewhere on the net, there is a thread titled
"Tell us about your best long-shot sexual conquest"

And this short young broke nigga is repeating the same story from his point of view.

Rey Negro · December 2011

bignorm73 wrote: »

whats funny about this story is somewhere on the net, there is a thread titled
"tell us about your best long-shot sexual conquest"

and this short young broke nigga is repeating the same story from his point of view.

lol..............

kat2180 · December 2011

I seriously doubt it.

He might be sharing the tale with his fellow inmates though.

s2jepeka · December 2011

kat2180 wrote: »

lol..let it go dark.

Okay I'll share a tale..I'm sure I'll regret it but I'm in a good mood.

So we were staying in this neighborhood and we chilled with a bunch of people that lived there. There was this guy that had a huge crush on me..not really my type. Younger, shorter, and not really on the same page of life as me, but he was cool and we were friends.

Anywho, so everybody is chilling at the house and I'm getting ready to hook up with the dude I was seeing at the time. Showered, shaved, got all pretty and this dude calls last minute and bails out. I was kinda pissed cause that was my Friday plans and I was horny. Of course everybody finds out I got stood up, and of course my friend decides it's his time to shine.

I go to the store and he asks to ride so we're in the car and he starts feeling on my leg..one thing leads to another and by the end of the night he's got me bent over the bathroom counter.It was good and everything but I still regret it...shoulda curled up with mytoy and called it a night.

Lol You were all details for the first 3/4 of the story...then the abrupt end. Rewind....and fill in those blanks...or was that soft caress of the leg all it took? ha

bignorm73 · December 2011

fuck it, ill tell my story.

My freshman year in college, it was the week we were playing BYU, and my family was in town for the game.
They would only come to town once a year, so i was hyped. Florida to El Paso was a long trip for people from the hood.

Anyway, its the Friday afternoon, and we were going to have a Walk Thru at the stadium. You could walk there from the dorms,
so i was heading over slightly early. I am walking up to the Sun Bowl, and there was this older (1 was 18) (She looked 35)looking Mexican woman
driving around the parking lot, looking at the stadium. she asked me for directions somewhere, but was making general conversation.

Somehow, we exchange numbers. She was in town from Little Rock Arkansas for something. She was in town until monday.

Anyhow, we lost the game, and i was so upset, i blew off my family who had came all that way on Saturday night. I spent a few hours with them,
and then called this old broad to my dorm. I figured, i had never fucked a groupie, so it was time. (She was a duck smh. By 35, i mean a mexican 35,)

She came up to the room, and we sat on the bed. Talked for a little while. I had changed my mind, and i gave her an autographed pic. (smh and lol).
This woman looked at me and said "I had hoped you were going to fuck me". ...............................
NIggas know, once the gaunlet is thrown, you gotta do it.

Bish was soaking wet, and there was no foreplay. Taht was the most unfocused sex of my life, but this woman was bustin left and right, cuz it was exciting
for her. For me it was a living breathing smh.

Worst thing was, when she left, i went out in the hallway, and all my niggas saw her leave. They all looked at me like ......................................
I looked back like.............................
"Ill see yall at film on sunday".

bignorm73 · December 2011

kat2180 wrote: »

I seriously doubt it.

He might be sharing the tale with his fellow inmates though.

lmaoooo. ' '

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