Rhino, hippo, or lion?

DoUwant2go2Heaven? · March 2012

1. Rhino is the 2nd biggest Land mammal.
2. Hippo kills more humans in Africa than lions, crocs, rhinos, leopards, and hyenas combined.
3. Lion is the King of the jungle.

Your family has been sentenced to death. The only way you can free them is to fight against a wild beast. The choice of your opponent is entirely up to you. As long as you fight, win or lose, your family gets freed. So the question is, If you had to choose 1 of these animals to fight against, gladiator style, which one would you pick and why?

Will Munny · March 2012

What kind of weapon do I get?

fiat_money · March 2012

Lion, easily.

Much thinner hide, and not heavy enough to crush me.

Plus, it would be the most fun.

bdbdbd · March 2012

fiat_money wrote: »

Lion, easily.

Much thinner hide, and not heavy enough to crush me.

Plus, it would be the most fun.

pretty much this, dont know how you plan on piercing a rhinos skin/armour....and fuck going head to head with a hippo....

riddlerap · March 2012

Rhino is less agile compared to a Lion though. a Rhino isnt about to pounce on you. but yeah, not sure how you'd take it out. i guess.. avoid it, and try to find something to blind it with, then work on other parts.

fiat_money · March 2012

Hippos are even worse on land; so maybe it will dry out on its own.

TheBadOne · March 2012

It sounds cooler fighting a lion than it does fighting a hippo or rhino. Win or lose you went out like a gladiator.

Will Munny · March 2012

If you don't get a weapon, its basically which animal would you rather have kill you.

Even with a knife you could stab a lion to death, but before you could kill it, it would have you disemboweled with its claws.

n.mcfly · March 2012

I feel bad either way this shit gonna hurt

Oceanic · March 2012

Hippo. I'll find a tree to climb in and wait

Black_Samson · March 2012

hippos and rhinos run faster then human beings.
i'd throw a big ass rock into a hippos mouth.

The Lonious Monk · March 2012

Probably the lion for reasons already stated. Also, it would probably be the best way to go. The rhino would gore you it's horn and the hippo would gore you with it's tusks. Either way you'd probably die slow and painfully. Lions usually kill by clamping down on the neck and suffocating you.

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Will Munny · March 2012

You fuck with a Rhino you gonna end up like this.

DoUwant2go2Heaven? · March 2012

I'd have to take my chances with a lion. It can be killed with your bare hands if need be. The rhino and hippo is a far greater challenge.

Will Munny · March 2012

The second you try grappling with a lion you gonna get your insides opened up by them claws.

I'd be on my biblical swag, seeing as my name is Daniel, and just chill in a lions den like Daniel.

GodSpeed215 · March 2012

Will Munny wrote: »

If you don't get a weapon, its basically which animal would you rather have kill you.

Even with a knife you could stab a lion to death, but before you could kill it, it would have you disemboweled with its claws.

This is basically it, I'll take the lion though

fiat_money · March 2012

Since he said "gladiator style", I assume you get a sword and a shield.

a.mann · March 2012

the loin

atleast you can get a few good blows in before you're sent to the Hereafter

Kimi · March 2012

The lion sounds like it would cause the most painful death...I would go with the hippo.

KingJamal · March 2012

Kimi wrote: »

The lion sounds like it would cause the most painful death...I would go with the hippo.

Hippo's have been known to snap people in half kimi lol

damobb2deep · March 2012

im goin lion

a.mann · March 2012

KingJamal wrote: »

Kimi wrote: »

The lion sounds like it would cause the most painful death...I would go with the hippo.

Hippo's have been known to snap people in half kimi lol

well that is a faster death, than being eaten aliving

Du_Du · March 2012

lions got too much sharp shit on them..

hippo's are known man killers...

i'd take my chances with the rhino... the thick skin would be a problem, also the charging....

but hippos and lions are the most efficient killers out of the group.....so i ain't fuckin with them...

BK Product · March 2012

If i got a shield and sword im fighting the lion

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