Rhino, hippo, or lion?

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  • CopperCopper The WickPosts: 37,715 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'd have to take my chances with a lion. It can be killed with your bare hands if need be. The rhino and hippo is a far greater challenge.

    Nigga please u ain't samson

    lol. I was wondering if anybody would catch that. But hey, i'll go with the biblical example of it being possible. All believers have the same power that allowed Samson to kill a lion with his bare hands and that is the Holy Spirit.
    Once again.....nigga please
    SneakDZA
  • DoUwant2go2Heaven?DoUwant2go2Heaven? Lover of Jesus Christ and a Minister of reconcilation! Do you know Him? 2 Babylon the GreatPosts: 6,949 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Loo.Loo wrote: »
    I'd have to take my chances with a lion. It can be killed with your bare hands if need be. The rhino and hippo is a far greater challenge.

    Nigga please u ain't samson

    lol. I was wondering if anybody would catch that. But hey, i'll go with the biblical example of it being possible. All believers have the same power that allowed Samson to kill a lion with his bare hands and that is the Holy Spirit.

    You couldn't have typed that with a straight face.

    So a believer trying to lift some rubble to rescue a family member after an earthquake just wasn't believing hard enough, eh?

    Of course I typed it with a straight face. And I can't comment on that situation you described because I have never heard of that happening.
  • GodSpeed215GodSpeed215 Posts: 703 ✭✭✭
    I'd have to take my chances with a lion. It can be killed with your bare hands if need be. The rhino and hippo is a far greater challenge.

    Nigga please u ain't samson

    lol. I was wondering if anybody would catch that. But hey, i'll go with the biblical example of it being possible. All believers have the same power that allowed Samson to kill a lion with his bare hands and that is the Holy Spirit.

    A five hundred pound lion predator will wreck the Holy spirit son, I wish I could have seen that fight
    almighty breeze
  • DoUwant2go2Heaven?DoUwant2go2Heaven? Lover of Jesus Christ and a Minister of reconcilation! Do you know Him? 2 Babylon the GreatPosts: 6,949 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'd have to take my chances with a lion. It can be killed with your bare hands if need be. The rhino and hippo is a far greater challenge.

    Nigga please u ain't samson

    lol. I was wondering if anybody would catch that. But hey, i'll go with the biblical example of it being possible. All believers have the same power that allowed Samson to kill a lion with his bare hands and that is the Holy Spirit.
    Once again.....nigga please

    It ain't me my brother, It's the LORD. With God you can do exceedingly, abundantly, above all that you can ever ask or think. The question is how much confidence do you have in God?
    BK ProductAnti_matter
  • Loo.LooLoo.Loo Posts: 682
    Loo.Loo wrote: »
    I'd have to take my chances with a lion. It can be killed with your bare hands if need be. The rhino and hippo is a far greater challenge.

    Nigga please u ain't samson

    lol. I was wondering if anybody would catch that. But hey, i'll go with the biblical example of it being possible. All believers have the same power that allowed Samson to kill a lion with his bare hands and that is the Holy Spirit.

    You couldn't have typed that with a straight face.

    So a believer trying to lift some rubble to rescue a family member after an earthquake just wasn't believing hard enough, eh?

    Of course I typed it with a straight face. And I can't comment on that situation you described because I have never heard of that happening.

    You've never heard of rescue attempts in the wake of a natural disaster.

    Quit acting like an idiot.
    BK ProductAnti_matter
  • DoUwant2go2Heaven?DoUwant2go2Heaven? Lover of Jesus Christ and a Minister of reconcilation! Do you know Him? 2 Babylon the GreatPosts: 6,949 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'd have to take my chances with a lion. It can be killed with your bare hands if need be. The rhino and hippo is a far greater challenge.

    Nigga please u ain't samson

    lol. I was wondering if anybody would catch that. But hey, i'll go with the biblical example of it being possible. All believers have the same power that allowed Samson to kill a lion with his bare hands and that is the Holy Spirit.

    A five hundred pound lion predator will wreck the Holy spirit son, I wish I could have seen that fight

    Lucifer, who's compared to a roaring lion, also thought that he could "wreck the Holy Spirit". SMH.
    almighty breeze
  • DoUwant2go2Heaven?DoUwant2go2Heaven? Lover of Jesus Christ and a Minister of reconcilation! Do you know Him? 2 Babylon the GreatPosts: 6,949 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Loo.Loo wrote: »
    Loo.Loo wrote: »
    I'd have to take my chances with a lion. It can be killed with your bare hands if need be. The rhino and hippo is a far greater challenge.

    Nigga please u ain't samson

    lol. I was wondering if anybody would catch that. But hey, i'll go with the biblical example of it being possible. All believers have the same power that allowed Samson to kill a lion with his bare hands and that is the Holy Spirit.

    You couldn't have typed that with a straight face.

    So a believer trying to lift some rubble to rescue a family member after an earthquake just wasn't believing hard enough, eh?

    Of course I typed it with a straight face. And I can't comment on that situation you described because I have never heard of that happening.

    You've never heard of rescue attempts in the wake of a natural disaster.

    Quit acting like an idiot.

    I've never heard of people complaining that God wasn't able to help a person lift rubble before.
    almighty breeze
  • CopperCopper The WickPosts: 37,715 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • DoUwant2go2Heaven?DoUwant2go2Heaven? Lover of Jesus Christ and a Minister of reconcilation! Do you know Him? 2 Babylon the GreatPosts: 6,949 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'd have to take my chances with a lion. It can be killed with your bare hands if need be. The rhino and hippo is a far greater challenge.

    Nigga please u ain't samson

    lol. I was wondering if anybody would catch that. But hey, i'll go with the biblical example of it being possible. All believers have the same power that allowed Samson to kill a lion with his bare hands and that is the Holy Spirit.
    Once again.....nigga please

    It ain't me my brother, It's the LORD. With God you can do exceedingly, abundantly, above all that you can ever ask or think. The question is how much confidence do you have in God?

    Lol u lying.. lot of poor africans believe in god but they cant get WATER..

    You can. Do you offer thanks to God?
    ceothachosen1almighty breeze
  • DoUwant2go2Heaven?DoUwant2go2Heaven? Lover of Jesus Christ and a Minister of reconcilation! Do you know Him? 2 Babylon the GreatPosts: 6,949 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Loo.Loo wrote: »
    Loo.Loo wrote: »
    I'd have to take my chances with a lion. It can be killed with your bare hands if need be. The rhino and hippo is a far greater challenge.

    Nigga please u ain't samson

    lol. I was wondering if anybody would catch that. But hey, i'll go with the biblical example of it being possible. All believers have the same power that allowed Samson to kill a lion with his bare hands and that is the Holy Spirit.

    You couldn't have typed that with a straight face.

    So a believer trying to lift some rubble to rescue a family member after an earthquake just wasn't believing hard enough, eh?

    Of course I typed it with a straight face. And I can't comment on that situation you described because I have never heard of that happening.

    You've never heard of rescue attempts in the wake of a natural disaster.

    Quit acting like an idiot.

    I've never heard of people complaining that God wasn't able to help a person period..

    lololol people complain every goddamn day that god aint doin shit to help people.

    God is working right now, can you discern it though?
    ceothachosen1
  • DoUwant2go2Heaven?DoUwant2go2Heaven? Lover of Jesus Christ and a Minister of reconcilation! Do you know Him? 2 Babylon the GreatPosts: 6,949 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I dont believe in god nigga

    Interesting.

  • BodhiBodhi Posts: 7,637 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I should've seen this religious debate coming
    Focal Pointalmighty breeze
  • The ProdigalsonThe Prodigalson Posts: 8,453 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'd have to take my chances with a lion. It can be killed with your bare hands if need be. The rhino and hippo is a far greater challenge.

    Nigga please u ain't samson

    lol. I was wondering if anybody would catch that. But hey, i'll go with the biblical example of it being possible. All believers have the same power that allowed Samson to kill a lion with his bare hands and that is the Holy Spirit.
    Once again.....nigga please

    It ain't me my brother, It's the LORD. With God you can do exceedingly, abundantly, above all that you can ever ask or think. The question is how much confidence do you have in God?

    If that's the case why you didn't pick the hippo or the rhino? You out here bulkshitting with your faith B.
  • DWODWO ♪♫♪ I was down 40, now I'm up 50. Posts: 49,130 Regulator
    I have a reputation to uphold.. no du

    lol, i said that before?
  • DoUwant2go2Heaven?DoUwant2go2Heaven? Lover of Jesus Christ and a Minister of reconcilation! Do you know Him? 2 Babylon the GreatPosts: 6,949 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'd have to take my chances with a lion. It can be killed with your bare hands if need be. The rhino and hippo is a far greater challenge.

    Nigga please u ain't samson

    lol. I was wondering if anybody would catch that. But hey, i'll go with the biblical example of it being possible. All believers have the same power that allowed Samson to kill a lion with his bare hands and that is the Holy Spirit.
    Once again.....nigga please

    It ain't me my brother, It's the LORD. With God you can do exceedingly, abundantly, above all that you can ever ask or think. The question is how much confidence do you have in God?

    If that's the case why you didn't pick the hippo or the rhino? You out here bulkshitting with your faith B.

    I referenced the biblical precedent that's all.
  • DWODWO ♪♫♪ I was down 40, now I'm up 50. Posts: 49,130 Regulator
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    I have a reputation to uphold.. no du

    lol, i said that before?

    yea u closed dink's thread cause he was shittin on you with the reason "i have a reputation to uphold" or something like that


    No shots at you though u my favorite hippo no homo

    hilarious...
  • In Your Moms RoomIn Your Moms Room Posts: 7,294 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'd fight the rhino. I think it would be easier to get behind it. grab it around its neck or some shit.
  • HustleTreeHustleTree Posts: 2,401 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'd have to take my chances with a lion. It can be killed with your bare hands if need be. The rhino and hippo is a far greater challenge.

    Nigga please u ain't samson

    lol. I was wondering if anybody would catch that. But hey, i'll go with the biblical example of it being possible. All believers have the same power that allowed Samson to kill a lion with his bare hands and that is the Holy Spirit.

    A five hundred pound lion predator will wreck the Holy spirit son, I wish I could have seen that fight

    lmao ...bar none
  • infamous114infamous114 Down in Miami where it's warm in the winter. Posts: 28,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'm going with the lion
    Stomp Johnsonshtoopidalmighty breeze
  • The ProdigalsonThe Prodigalson Posts: 8,453 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • DoUwant2go2Heaven?DoUwant2go2Heaven? Lover of Jesus Christ and a Minister of reconcilation! Do you know Him? 2 Babylon the GreatPosts: 6,949 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I aint bout to get trolled by a nigga who uses a duckface on every photo. nh


    I love your soul and Jesus Christ does do. Amen.
    BK Productalmighty breeze
  • HustleTreeHustleTree Posts: 2,401 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher One Cold Ass Honkey It's Cold, AlaskaPosts: 27,347 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Think ill take my chances with a rhino. just stay away from his head.
  • usmarin3usmarin3 Posts: 35,411 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'll fight the hippo


    Lions are too quick, powerful and agile on land and once they grip you it's over.

    Rino have tough armor and have that horn to puncture you. They built up speed too.


    As for the Hippo, they are pretty slow and tend to stay in the water most of the day. I'm pretty sure i can out swim a hippo too, and i don't think they go in water that comes over their heads.
    ceothachosen1
  • DWODWO ♪♫♪ I was down 40, now I'm up 50. Posts: 49,130 Regulator
    hippos can catch cheetahs...

    King_MeFocal PointTheRicanKingalmighty breeze
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