The Hulk

Smash_Adams · March 2012

Wouldnt he be the strongest in the universe? I mean the angrier he gets the more powerful he becomes. Since there is no limit on how angry one can get wouldnt that translate to limitless power???
Fuck you Galactus!!!

Omega_Conflict · March 2012

nigga u need to calm down

fiat_money · March 2012

What if someone just calms him down?

Won't that fuck his shit up?

VIBE · March 2012

All a chick gotta do is rub his leg.

dalyricalbandit · March 2012

u can only get so mad

Smash_Adams · March 2012

fiat_money wrote: »

What if someone just calms him down?

Won't that fuck his shit up?

Even in comics bitches aint shit

Smash_Adams · March 2012

dalyricalbandit wrote: »

u can only get so mad

WHo has a limit to their rage?

lighthearted26 · March 2012

Slip some Xanax in his drink or something. That's his Achilles heel when you think about it. As soon as his skin starts changing color, blow some weed smoke in his face and watch him chill the fuck out.

Smash_Adams · March 2012

lighthearted26 wrote: »

Slip some Xanax in his drink or something. That's his Achilles heel when you think about it. As soon as his skin starts changing color, blow some weed smoke in his face and watch him chill the fuck out.

hahahaha. Weed is the cure to what ails you.

texas409 · March 2012

All you gotta do is snipe Bruce Banners head off his shoulder and that nigga Hulk is history

Bcotton5 · March 2012

Conflict210 wrote: »

nigga u need to calm down

lol

amenhotepiv · March 2012

telekenesis
/thread

GodSpeed215 · March 2012

VIBE wrote: »

All a chick gotta do is rub his leg.

Word, that nigga just backed up. He need to shot a serious load

The Lonious Monk · March 2012

His strength rises logarithmically with his anger, so while technically there is no limit to his strength after a certain point the boost he gets is minimal.

[/math nerd post in comic nerd topic]

lighthearted26 · March 2012

Thanks thelonius monk aka Sheldon lol

fiat_money · March 2012

The Lonious Monk wrote: »

His strength rises logarithmically with his anger, so while technically there is no limit to his strength after a certain point the boost he gets is minimal.

[/math nerd post in comic nerd topic]

Damn, I would've assumed that shit grew exponentially.

The Hulk lauce.

The Lonious Monk · March 2012

lol I don't know which. I was just making up shit. In reality, it's a plot device. He's as strong as the author needs him to be.

Shizlansky · March 2012

Fuck the Hulk and all heros like him

That nigga is weak as fuck.

How you gon strong half the time he would lose every battle

Superman is superman all the time
thor is thor all the time
X-Men is X-Men all the time
ETC ETC ETC

Hulk, ironman, and who ever else like them is wack.

But batman is different cuz he fights regular niggas basically cuz hes a regular nigga.

Lou Cypher · March 2012

Sentry is kinda like hulk. he loses control of himself tho, and doesnt get more muscular he just wrecks shit. They are both considered "world breakers"

DrMindbender122 · March 2012

I haven't been reading Hulk lately, but didn't they finally separate the Hulk & Banner recently?

Lou Cypher · March 2012

^ yup yup. new hulk is pretty dope. Dr Doom seperated them. looks like hulk killed banner too last issue. waiting for issue 7 to see what happens

Smash_Adams · March 2012

It was revealed that Banner and The Hulk needed each other or they would die as they were losing their molecular cohesion. This is what I got from the first time they seperated them. How does the new one play out?

Lou Cypher · March 2012

Doom seperates them, left enough brains for Hulk to be functional alone. Banner wakes up wondering what happened. Not having the hulk he felt lost and it drove him crazy, secluded himself on an island and was trying to re create his hulk. While in the meantime hulk finds out about this and joins a team to go kill banner because he could be dangerous. he was runnin experiments on animals and got them hulked out. Last issue they finally see eachother again and start fighting but banner created the "Bannermen" and its just humans that are permanently hulked. fighting ensued and banner Let a bomb go off that was huge. Next issues cover shows hulk walking out with Banner in his arms. Banner was all microwaving himself and drinking radiation, pretty much making him even more crazy. Pretty good. i just got the 48th and 49th issue of red hulk gotta see what hes all about.

Smash_Adams · March 2012

hahaha Banner is the WOAT. In this one they seperate them by putting them in a bath that takes away the gamma particles from Bruce. Hulk goes on a fucking rampage..its awesome. When they put them back together its a fight over who controls the body. SO at night Hulk is tryna figure out how to kill banner and vice versa