Has Anyone Here Been On Or Know Someone Who Been On Maury?????

Makaveli Joker · April 2012

Pretty self explanatory

kai_valya · April 2012

i don't know her personally, but i ran into telia from the maury show at a grocery store in detroit. she was working there, and that's not my usual store, but i stopped in to get a few things. she looked familiar to me and when i asked her if i knew her from anywhere, she says she's been on the maury show. her name was the same on her name tag.

she's like one of maury's most notorious guests, so i was a lil surprised that she was so forth coming with the fact she'd apeared on there.

HAF BAYKED · April 2012

id still beat

The Lonious Monk · April 2012

Man can there be anymore of a pathetic existence to this. And why were people clapping for this hoe at the end? It's not like she was standing up to take care of her responsibility in the face of a "no good man" leaving her high and dry. She literally cannot find the father because she was so big a hoe that she fucked so many men in such a short time that it's damn near impossible to figure out who her child's father is.

PimpMVP · April 2012

Aquafina was never on Maury.

willhustle · April 2012

I know this chick that I went to high school with was on Maury (she been a hoe since HS) and she went on there to test some dude and he turned out to not be the father.

Makaveli Joker · April 2012

Aqua was on Maury????

The Prodigalson · April 2012

ItsKatBitches wrote: »

Besides aquafina? That's a negative.

Wait.........What?

Makaveli Joker · April 2012

I wonder if niggas wifed up the ones who have to test 6 plus dudes for one kid.

Lou Cypher · April 2012

Not Maury. When i was young me and my mom moved up here to Alaska, eventually she met my step dad. We eventually moved in and he had this roomate who was just a fucking douche. He flipped shit on my mom one time because she didnt ask to use a pan when she was making dinner, and he was just one of those dudes that was real full of himself. He moves out, years later we are watching TV and my mom turns it to Dr. Phil. The old roomate was on Dr Phil and the episode was about him being single and his reasoning was he feels women are intimidated by his good looks. the whole episode was just people calling him stupid and a D bag. it was awesome. The guys name is Tim something, you can find it on youtube.

kai_valya · April 2012

The Lonious Monk wrote: »

Man can there be anymore of a pathetic existence to this. And why were people clapping for this hoe at the end? It's not like she was standing up to take care of her responsibility in the face of a "no good man" leaving her high and dry. She literally cannot find the father because she was so big a hoe that she fucked so many men in such a short time that it's damn near impossible to figure out who her child's father is.

i don't know which line i find funnier "i think god is punishing me" or "i'm a strong enough woman to be both their mother and their father."

and the audience always claps for these women, i guess to not make them feel bad, otherwise they probably wouldn't come on

HAF BAYKED · April 2012

ItsKatBitches wrote: »

How is that even possible though? That's what I wonder in those cases. How have you fucked so many men that you can't determine the father in one appearance?

u wanna try it out?

The Prodigalson · April 2012

I knew a nigga that went on the Jerry Springer show. Few weeks after that his apartment got ran into him getting shot in the face and his cousing got murdered. Immediately after leaving the hospital after being there a few weeks the nigga get hit by a truck. LMAO and the nigga still living.

HAF BAYKED · April 2012

The Prodigalson wrote: »

I knew a nigga that went on the Jerry Springer show. Few weeks fathers his apartment got ran into him getting shot in the face and his cousing got murdered. Immediately after leaving the hospital after being there a few weeks the nigga get hit by a truck. LMAO and the nigga still living.

yea i know a dude that went on jerry......he said it was all bullshit but it was fun.....he was "fightin" on there over some broad lol.....is there supposed to be some kind of jerry curse?

Makaveli Joker · April 2012

Lol we all know a nigga who was on Jerry

Topps · April 2012

This Tom Boy girl I knew back in high school was on there. It was a episode where they makeover a tom boy into dressing like a regular woman.

That shit had me laughing to see her dressed like a woman.

HAF BAYKED · April 2012

ItsKatBitches wrote: »

lol @ haf...I'm good on that.

oh shiiit i was just checkin.....*smiles*.....i can make you famous

NYCeeCee · April 2012

kai_valya wrote: »

The Lonious Monk wrote: »

Man can there be anymore of a pathetic existence to this. And why were people clapping for this hoe at the end? It's not like she was standing up to take care of her responsibility in the face of a "no good man" leaving her high and dry. She literally cannot find the father because she was so big a hoe that she fucked so many men in such a short time that it's damn near impossible to figure out who her child's father is.

i don't know which line i find funnier "i think god is punishing me" or "i'm a strong enough woman to be both their mother and their father."

and the audience always claps for these women, i guess to not make them feel bad, otherwise they probably wouldn't come on

I've never understood that (the bolded) I wouldn't be clapping for those hoes, even if they do put up a "clap" sign. Then they're always boo'ing the man. LOL! Maury is caked up over these irresponsible idiots.

PimpMVP · April 2012

Smh @ Kat spreading lies on Aqua.

Aquafina is too classy to be on Maury.

kai_valya · April 2012

ItsKatBitches wrote: »

The Prodigalson wrote: »

ItsKatBitches wrote: »

Besides aquafina? That's a negative.

Wait.........What?

Aqua from the IC was on Maury..you didn't know?

lol @ haf...I'm good on that.

i thought it was tyra she was on

Lou Cypher · April 2012

I love all the guys that go on there, and their like the 6th guy tested. Since he found out he MIGHT be the father hes all caring and holding her hand when the test comes and its negative. Their always like ima still take care of that baby blah blah blah. always like FOH.

The Prodigalson · April 2012

ItsKatBitches wrote: »

The Prodigalson wrote: »

ItsKatBitches wrote: »

Besides aquafina? That's a negative.

Wait.........What?

Aqua from the IC was on Maury..you didn't know?

lol @ haf...I'm good on that.

Link?

HAF BAYKED · April 2012

kai_valya wrote: »

i thought it was tyra she was on

must have been one of those "self-hating" episodes?

PimpMVP · April 2012

@Kai you're correct. It twas Tyra not Maury

loch121 · April 2012

Nah know a chick who went on Springer with her mother

NYCeeCee · April 2012

Its always hilarious when the guy find out he's not the father and he starts crip walking and dappin' every dude in the audience. Then the girl runs off and falls on the couch (in slow motion) crying. LMAO! I've seen like 5 episodes like that.

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